Eddie Izzard Monkey with gun

[Xarcas]

Not to break the humor, love eddie. However, the point of having a gun is protecting yourself vs someone WHO HAS a gun. And the fact that while the government (of any country) is very proficient in disarming civilians it has no control whatsorever on the guns criminals bring in (any country). So basicly you arm yourself so you don't become a victim of the government's randomness, like the national debt (of any country) does.

It's not a weapon vs criminals, it's vs political BS!

[Xarcas]

@Xarcas and when it comes to children taking guns from their parent's or w/e arsenal, we're talking about the right to keep arms and specifics on how to do so, not on the right to BEAR them

[theScytheofGod]

@Xarcas Damned right!

[SmexyHotKat]

on the floor on the floor ON THE FUKING FLOOR u got bananas u got got bananas

[SmexyHotKat]

to me there is no current comedian as engaging, funny, wise & genuine as Izzard. He doesn't prattle on bout sex, jobs, relationships etc, he's different!! Wish he stayed iin UK I fear LA plasticland will deaden his soul like it did Idle & Pythons. They were amazing till they moved to US.& became US comics & a joke of themselves, bitter, cheesy & debauch.I'm from US, & our entertainment has been mostly dumbed down now. Run Eddie RUN!! Go back to Europe NOW & save your intellect & soul - sigh...

[MrY0ufail]

"All right, what you wanna know?"

[caravelleize]

to good

[jjbsa1]

those 32 people are dicks



[jendarjen]

This has a whole new level of funny after watching Rise of the Apes.

[marvtherat]

give me a fuckn banana. the eff word is so much for fun to hear with a british accent

[Cplvan7]

Can I have a banaaaana?

[debbiechickie5]

his mind goes so fast, its amazing

[Falloutfan961]

?:/ i rarely can find a person with a british accent in any way funny.....monty python is funny tho

[keeroo92]

With most comedians, I have to be in the right mood for them to be funny, but even after a day where everything goes wrong, watching Eddie Izzard still puts a smile on my face, no matter how terrible a mood I'm in. Thats why he's a real comedian.

[Lesthad]

Type in youtube Ape with ak-47 :D He was fuckin right !! xD

[Conspiracyknowledge]

"how does the monkey community interact?"

"you know, in the usual way" HAHAHAAHAHA

[Sm0k4bl3]

gimme another banaana rofl xD

[SetisX81]

how is it being a human .i. xDDD

[MrKevo966]

Guns dont kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do to ( if they had a gun) Hahahaha lol

[hockdan]

LOL What did he say about John Paul II?

[DontSigh]

@hockdan It was his sort of transition from monkeys with guns to religion and The Beatles. He ended up saying that the last pope was called John, this one is called John Paul, and the next one will be called John Paul George ^^ And then, the one after that, John Paul George Ringo, will top all the charts and come out with lots of 'best of' albums. Something like that, I believe...

[Martial024]

Charlton Heston would just defend himself with his fucking machine guns. Has Eddie not seen the pictures of Heston's gun vault?

I would rather rob my local police station thank you very much...

[xJizzzle]

wtf is he wearing

[TheQtip1581]

@xJizzzle Hor pants :D

[SuperJosephVincent]

@xJizzzle Clothing I believe...... possibly made out of leather

[44trinity]

Gorillaz: Kids with guns -DUN DUN- Kids with guns -DUN DUN-

[RevolverXoX]

@44trinity takin over .

and you know how it goes

[44trinity]

@RevolverXoX Yeah i do..)

[Mufasathegodlion]

@44trinity Gorillaz and Eddie Izzard. Dun get better than that.

[23dipster1]

i love eddie!!!!!

[EvilAtria]

Give me a banaaaaaaaaana.

[horsezrul713]

guns dont kill people,people kill people but monkies do to( if they've got a gun )

[wrestlingdog]

Best segue ever.

[WiiMad5000]

I am in this vid

steeling ur gunz

[aaron2997]

30 ppl got shot by a monkey

[ghtjdjdhfjeosnvcurth]

29 people had a banana.

[joneyxj9]

Hey, haters...What's it like being human?

[Reala13]

I love his outfit.

[tara4shane]

I LOVE EDDIE!!!!!!!

[AztecQueen321]

I can't run around in heels like that :/

[xblackglovesx]

Technicly he is a cross-dresser not a transvestite still fucking funny :D

[erblastics]

@xblackglovesx Well, he cross dresses (or certainly used to) in his private life as well as when he's doing shows, so 'transvestite' is fine. =)

[Valkryies]

"What I thought is, you give a gun to a monkey and then let him into Charleton Heston's house and then you lock all the doors and then film it through the window..."

HILARIOUS. I can totally imagine it...

Charleton Heston: "Get your gun away from me, you damned dirty ape!"

Monkey: "Well, technically, I'm a monkey."

Heston: "Well, I don't care."

Monkey: "Well, I've got a gun."

[77pinkflamingo]

He is the greatest improviser. Simply genius!!!

[0livia0live]

2:43. Someone actually has their feet on Eddie's stage.

Oh, HELL NO you didn't, girl.

[DbozenD]

IS he gay?

[kerowyn1]

My fav is tosters and showers

[thedragonguru]

On "Guns don't kill people people kill people but *waves finger* monkeies do too!" I was thumbing up as hard as I could. ROFLROFLROFL!!! Genius!!!

[Leshelou112]

28 people were shot by a monkey with a gun

lol

[cuckoo61]

give another banaaana! *signes a banana J*

[WeskerSalazar]

I had an experience like that with a monkey once

[Stolanis]

You gotta love that segue at the end.

[Cobjagger]

He can walk in heels much better than some women.

[lunarstar48014]

i love his witty comedy that, actually makes you think.

[charliechickrox]

Lol, MONKEY!!!!!!!!

[TDproductions7]

Omg he says "riffle" instead of "rifle"!

Hurae for snipper riffles!!!

[bagel4281]

this is actual sign language... some of it, i recoginize, not others

XD "give me a fucking banana"

[DannySMalone]

The Lost Python, you can see why.

[AutumnDevi]

I dunno, I live near the town where that woman was brutally attacked by her neighbor's pet monkey. THAT was scary enough.

[DaphCh3m3ng08]

"Monkey see, monkey do"

"I think he's more monkey do."

XD Priceless!!!!

[tinyrebellion]

in all truth NRA, it semms people kill a lot MORE people when they have guns, guns have a limited number of household appliances

[psychopomp88]

stupid question: Is that sign language accurate? Aside from the middle finger of course..

[YouFrickinStar]

Just finished watching his run on TV, this guy is a beast of a human being! A legend.

[0779]

The best!!!!!

[rylter]

He shot off his banana!! Omg, Eddie is to fucking brilliant. He can take on any charactar he wants. Loves when he does Darth...

[CHARLIECouture]

I want to marry Eddie Izzard! One of my favourite moments in Circle...whenever I get the opportunity I throw that "banana" handsign into conversation!

[radiobath]

@CHARLIECouture

You gotta make sure that you say it "bah-NAH-nah" in the accent and everything. Only proper way to do it!

[PepperCyanide]

I LOVE this guy's outfit. XDD

Oh, and his comedy, too!

[deastroyer565]

you spelled twilight wrong >_>

[xxxdarkangelthornxxx]

love his outfit in this "i think he's more monkey do" hahahahahhahaha so funny damn he is sooooo hot

[bachterman]

monkey see, monkey do. :)

[EaliFey]

"I think he's more of monkey-doo."

[the1andonlyjman]

Sexy androgynous hilarious and british. What more could you want?

[WICHEESE1]

I was listening to a E-I podcast the other day where he was saying that he doesn't write a "set" like more traditional standups (Ricky G), but literally just rolls with whatever bits he thinks up on the spot (of course more are repeats than others, if they work), so I'd add "spontaneous" to your list of plus-es. Great stuff.

[doenen]

Yup, because he's dyslexic, so it pains him to write and read scripts or notes or things like that. Or so he mentioned at one of his shows.

[WICHEESE1]

I'd think his sets are due to OCD or something more compulsive than dyslxia - he may not know how to spell 'sange' but he can roll it into a skit!

[jd42305]

He does write somewhat. There's a documentary that shows him reading a paper full of scribble before a set. That could've been him having written down what he had came up with on the spot before though.

[stuffandstuff789]

@the1andonlyjman A banana.

[richooo5]

@the1andonlyjman a banana

[Israellite1]

@the1andonlyjman cake, please!

(ye I know it's bin seven months)

[mistycara]

@the1andonlyjman ~ I so agree. Eddie is brilliant and sexy!

[HayleToTheHammer]

@the1andonlyjman

single, maybe ;)

[EpicFailErino]

@the1andonlyjman also married with kids xD

[awsomenesz]

lollollollollollollollol

Izard is the rofl copter

[TimTehPilot]

is eddie fluent in some sign language too!?

so what is it, english, french, german, sign language....damn...i wish i could do that

[krantz0808]

And Latin!

[mrmarriottsgirl]

to me there is no current comedian as engaging, funny, wise & genuine as Izzard. He doesn't prattle on bout sex, jobs, relationships etc, he's different!! Wish he stayed iin UK I fear LA plasticland will deaden his soul like it did Idle & Pythons. They were amazing till they moved to US.& became US comics & a joke of themselves, bitter, cheesy & debauch.I'm from US, & our entertainment has been mostly dumbed down now. Run Eddie RUN!! Go back to Europe NOW & save your intellect & soul - sigh...

[pavlova55]

Good news :) Eddie Izzard *is* back in the UK and is currently touring here. I saw him perform 5 days ago and he was fab! Also he recently ran 43 marathons in 51 days around the UK in aid of charity. Google the BBC to learn all about it.

[axil56]

i no i saw him in Newcastle a few weeks ago it was dead good

[Deanech]

Saw Eddie live on saturday in Nottingham, spent two hours laughing. Genius.

[RaNdOmGiRl86]

"Guns don't kill people. People kill people, but monkeys do too [if they've got a gun]"

XD I love that part!!! He's so AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

[plitt23]

lol i love how he says banana lol

[infamousdrunk]

well what hands dont kill people but monkeys and humans with them do?

[Kilu71]

"How does the monkey community interact?"

"Ya know, in the usual way. Gimme another banana."

[kevinmarielove]

"no no more bannanas"

"ive got a gun"

"you didnt even sign that time"

"i know!" lol

[jessieka420]

he just did new bbc speciel

[leastwedigeachother]

WHOO!

[CollhereCoddock1]

ROFLMFAO

[LadyLuria]

he says "I've got a gun" so perfectly!

[GangstaGelee]

hahaha almost every show ive seen him do he some how ties in the national rifle assosiation xP

[izon4]

"Ive got a gun"

"u didnt even sign that time"

"I kno"

[kpnilsson]

Without a gun they are pretty friendly, but with a gun they are pretty dangerous. Ha ha ha

[f2928]

has he done any shows recently?

[Aust42]

i think he is doing a us tour in early 2010

[chyrd]

I hope he realizes he is up there with Carlin...

[EmoRawz]

what? he's not dead....

[Krizerd]

Up there in terms of funny. He's as funny as Carlin.

[elliethebee]

Can I 'ave a bu NAAAAAW na?

[becket78]

fucking hilarious you got bannas no how bout you you got bnnas? no ok XD!!!!

[dogzrule333]

I love Eddie Izzard, he is a pure genius!

This right here is 100% Izzard Genius!

[t1ratlooker]

I agree .. The way he always finds back to his point is genious.. Pure genious

[kurounue13]

@dogzrule333 he absolutely is!!!!!! (bows to Eddie) i am not worthy i am not worthy!

[EdgeStormcrow]

funny as fuck,,

he does have cool makeup

[sidsings000]

love the sign language for "waht's it like to be a human?" xD

[TheTrixterz]

"i have no bannana's......on this day" LMAO

[binschmidt]

Eh? What was he about to say about John Paul II?

[SgtMako]

If you watch his lips at tthe very end, it looks like he's saying "...was a motherfucker." but I can't be sure.

[upsidedowni]

does anyone know if his sign language actually means anything?

[siamesefrmsiam]

It's mostly gibberish, a few real signs and some made up gestures. 'Banana' actually looks like peeling a banana.

[upsidedowni]

thanks!

[wydawake]

He's a Transvestite & not Gay at all. He's mentioned that in one of his shows. Whatever he is, is of no importance, cause he's an intelligent comedian whose absolutely funny. Eddie is Brilliant.

[maddearth]

nope most are stright, and Eddie is stright

[ruviwen]

Drag queens aren't necessarily gay either. Transvestite = man who likes to wear women's clothing and/or makeup Drag Queen = man who dresses as a woman specifically for a show/pageant/to entertain. Both are cross dressers, neither are inherently gay.

[dexterccf2]

he calls himself a male lesbian

[thechaos44]

Nah, drag queens are gay. Most transvestites fancy women, espescially those crazy action transvestites!! :D

[maddearth]

lol no he really is a transvestite, got my tickets for 12th December gonna be awsome =D

[vincentpricesnephew]

he is a transvestite . he has admitted it=. so before you get into he's GAY then!" then fuck off! you can be a transvestite and be straight

[kpnilsson]

And you train him to reload, because that's fair. Ha ha ha.

[Blonde4Beach]

He is the very best ! I send his links and include a disclaimer... please make sure you don't have to use the restroom! LOL!

[glich86]

HAHAHA that is my favorite act of his, well no, second favorite, my first is his encore on computers

[szssgtbumfluff]

Oh the printer has an ON switch, classic :D

[glich86]

yeah, hes great!

the best comedian. period.

[inu96star]

yeah, every time i watch i die laughing. best.

[pacskye]

@glich86 totally great sfuff. I LOVE EDDIE!

[FaithDudette]

Too funny ...too sexy, way too sexy.

[onlypandorashope]

wjo should we lock an armed monkey into a house with??

[Sardonac]

Charlton Heston.

[onlypandorashope]

who is he?

[Sardonac]

Famous actor who became the head of the NRA and a major advocate of gun-ownership rights and the constitution. Google him, he did some good movies.

[onlypandorashope]

thank you. i believe i shall.

[milkcookies8]

best comedian ever lmao

[timmyforpresident]

eddie izzard is jokes i have all his recordings on itunes

[qwertyisannoying]

I think my favorite part is when he shoots the banana out of his hand....

I love him <3

[QueenRules1100]

I love the way he says banana! It's hilarious!

[axil56]

my fave eva

[KadajSweetie]

I LOVE Eddie Izzard!

And one thing I never thought I'd say in my life was 'I want his shoes.'

[dbc13]

omg his shoes ARE fantastic!!!

I think if I met him that would be the first thing that would come to mind to say lol

[WolfaeProductions]

omg can i have a banaaana?

I've got a gun

You didnt even sign that time

I know..

xD

[Kimberleg]

He's very good at the 'acting 2 people' thing

Classic, love him

[DerangedPuppetMayhem]

this guy is weird. i never really understood british humor.

[daddyleon]

that's really too bad, it's hilarious., xD

[skatergirlraven]

but monkeys do too!! if they got a gun...

lolz hilarous! :D

[scotland7yard]

on the fucking floor!!

have you got bananas?

[UnholyConfessionA7X]

Lol I think he's sexy BECAUSE he's funny.. :D

[macky111222]

why does he dress that way? im a new fan of his im just curious?

[Dravenswraith]

theres another video .that he explains it..look up Eddie Izzard Army

[maddearth]

he dresses like that cause hes a transvestite

[CiaranSion]

laughed so much i cried

[jennahemmena]

I love how he says bananas

Banaanaas

[IVe0mI]

"You didn't even sign it that time.."

"I know.."

[JoHnNyDePpIsFiT]

hes a fit guy wen hes in dude form XD gosh but ye i think hes sexy here...funny too x x

[TDRAWTSproduction]

WTF??

[heartless567]

There must be a word that MORE than sexy. Whatever it is, he's it.

[mort2003icia]

god he is so sexy!!!

[Zarafraze]

Why is he sexy? are you a girl or a boy? I think he´s hilarious but sexy? That´s itneresting...

[mort2003icia]

im a girl and i find him soooooooo sexy

[Zarafraze]

Okey but Whyyy??? I mean, what makes him sexy? You think he´s a got a good body? it´s.. the clothes, WHaT? I´m puzzled here.

[jessicamonty]

he make girls laugh! I'm a girl and I loooooove funny people!:D hope this helps!

[Zarafraze]

Yes it does, and it´s a little uplifting in fact :)

I make people laugh too, but you know in my free time, not professionnally like Eddie so maybe I´m not that atractive.