Dalmatians 3 (Phoenix Games / Dingo Pictures) 1/5

[vjpearce]

I saw this the other week in the BOGOF bin in Game and the other day I saw that it was gone. Someone got rip-off buying that.

[SuperFlameRing]

I hope these people make shitty cartoons for all of time. XD

[Jackeduphobo33]

Horrible and constant looped animation, crap voiceacting and as lowbudget as can be. I love it!

[TheCoco47]

09:27 polizel? was that meant to say police?

[Ultramanmattia1]

1:48 Hentai face!

[funkophone]

Oh god, hahaha. I'm losing my shit right now.

[vjpearce]

3:53 to 3:56 *runs back and forth in silent*

Charlie ran and yowled so loudly that the neighbour and the old lady came running.

Did I go deaf for those few seconds just then?

[pHr33kAcHu]

1:55 thats some action movie shit going down lol

[dazedandconfusedgurl]

poorly animated walking sequence!!!! XD

[clubpenguindino]

2:27 PENOS

[AXLMOSCONI]

I'm still looking for Dalmatians 1 & 2...

[AXLMOSCONI]

I'm still looking for Dalmatians 1 & 2...

[Zephyrrix]

02:15 it's the stalker Crow from "Dinosaur Adventure"!

[vjpearce]

@Zephyrrix and it's a female crow too =D

[Zephyrrix]

@vjpearce, um, so?

[vjpearce]

@Zephyrrix Don't you find it disturbing that the Crow is female and was following the female duck around in the dinosaur game?

[Zephyrrix]

@vjpearce, male, female, doesn't really make much of a differance , a stalker is a stalker.

[Zephyrrix]

0:21 OH COME ON!!! YOU CAN EVEN TELL THATS Cruel-la-de-ville!!

Just paste the her (form the disney version) on to that shitty illustration! x-(

[PokemonCompositions]

jesus, it's so lame it's feels like my mind is being raped D:

[PowerCrumb45]

@PokemonCompositions

dingo magic

[TheRussellnificent]

02:06 PENIS

[TheRussellnificent]

OH MY GOD, THIS IS LOOKS SO RETARDED I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FOR NO REASON.

[oscar2427it]

Where did you get this

[iTouchKidz]

ASIAN DAWGS

[UrbanDemocrat]

I thought this was for kids, why are they saying 'damn'?

[TheBatmanSmells]

They even had the balls to steal the game cover from 101 dalmations! D:<

[KrazyKacophony]

Thanks to this, I still need to be ashamed of being german.

[DarknessbUnnie]

0:20 And featuring Miss Not-Appearing-In-This-Cartoon!­

[fallennightwings]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE, I SWEAR

[fluffyglobz]

10:01 Ew, what the fuck?

[TheRussellnificent]

@fluffyglobz Fucking lol'd.

[oars44]

was there ever even a Dalmations 1 or 2?

Also, who do I kill in order to make this go away?!?!

[Icilowan]

The bird looks like its reading off of cue cards when its talking

[BritneyBritofldw]

This is just stupid.

[TheBatmanSmells]

I remember in the days of my childhood, crap like this was played on a small tv in H&M in the childrens section T_T

[PowerCrumb45]

@TheBatmanSmells

poor soul

[rawrvintageisclassic]

"is there something not in order?'

yes, the fact that Pheonix Games made this crap!!

[consoleswillprevail]

Another ''great'' game from Phoenix...maybe come a day when they burn to the ground like phoenix..but then terror rise again:-)

[SunJin1232]

Why has this game a german police car in it?

[CalicoVall]

@SunJin1232 Because this was made by the germans.

[SkieBluFox]

Because Dingo Pictures, the people responsible for the abysmal animation, hails from Germany. :V

[SunJin1232]

@SkieBluFox

I'm almost ashamed that such a stupid game was made in my country.

[looker999997]

00:17 So it was made by monkeys? That explains a few things...

[HaNyuuMaru]

2:52 ...They decided to get..... REEH-VENGE! >8O

[TheADPOL]

"One of these days I'll beat him up so bad he won't know who he is!"

[Pokedude378]

That police siren sounds like it's from a malfunctioning EarthBound cartridge or something!

[JamesFlipper77]

Disney Ripoffs. If Robert Iger saw this, he would sue the living fuck out of Phoenix Games.

[RiSkewis74]

type in "gift" before youtube when you're typing in the browser

[MitchZer0II]

So running around saying nothing is suddenly ranting very loud

What kind of fucked up world is this?

[FlUfFyChIcKeNz]

1:48

Hold on, while I have a seizure

[sonicbros1100]

That damn crow is the same crow that wanted to bang the duckwhore in Dinosaur Adventure. >:/

[goblinrogers]

whe're you off to pedo?

[splan160]

IS THERE SOMETHING NOT IN ORDER?

[Ericzeppe]

loool, every single game/movie is a ripoff of disney. Easy cash for the dutch stoners

[suicideposter]

0:27 You mean this shit is in two other languages?

[jakethetank99]

I'm sure I've made better animation with a fucking slideshow....

[Cheerios1337]

Don't-need-to-look-so-skeptica­l-it's-not-poison-try-it.

*exorcism expression*

[MJgirl769]

wait..this was on a crappy dvd my grandma brought me...O_O....this means theres a crappy game on my...O_O oh hell no! D:<

[Jazzman7893]

Hahahahahaha!!! I love how @7:25 Charlie says, "daammnnnn,  how could they have gotten so much money!?!"

Kids show huh? lol!

[remixsolo]

Gripping drama!

[pwninator345]

they say damn quite a lot considering this is a kids "game"

[lotusexcelsa]

AGHHHH!

Evil German CAT!!!!!!!

[Kraftwerk67]

I hate this "game" my grandfather has this game... It was scary...Look at their head!!!

[sonicfeet]

01:26

Box says "DOGGI."

[joshythefoxyfluff]

Lucy RAM home as FAST as she COOUUULLDD

[Silverneelsen]

2:53 decided to get REVENCHHH:50 aww! I almost heard him scream.. 4:09 what the hell are those? 5:28 haha ape? 6:40 you can hear the rec. button being pushed... 7:30 getto - 7:47 wtf auto repar! 8:06 we like chicken(on the fence), pay note to the loud sigh you can clearly hear.. 9:27 omg polizei

[Yazoku]

WOW. the most exciting 10:05 minutes of my life LMFAO did you actually buy this? cant you find anything more fulfilling to spend your money on? XD

[darkfiete]

so bad.. thanks for uploading really funny to watch

[SilverZeo88]

What the heck?

[fukinheavymetal]

4:35 You can hear a page turning xD

[FantasyFoxMan]

1:48

Epic orgasm face

[TheJuuchan]

these ppl should really try flash animation. i think they'll actually improve.

[grenadeer09]

1:10

Gee, he sure sounded angry there.

[krakenmonster]

7:45

AUTO-REPAR

[darkfiete]

@krakenmonster

9:27

POLIZEI!

[tlbenne1]

This is some Tim and Eric shit right here.

[mybruisedarm]

@tlbenne1

ABSOLUTELY!

[Rebeccachu]

Oh wow, Dingo Pictures does rip-offs too!

[mybruisedarm]

@Rebeccachu

they havent come up with an original thing in their entire career. Or lack there of.

[ApeOverlord007]

hey they got a woman voice actor

So now it's 2 voice actors

[Anactofgod]

3:47

And then the cat became a giraffe.

[LordBifford]

I think they spent more money on the DVD menu system than the movie itself.

[Kelarre653]

05:26

"Damn!"

[Kelarre653]

The cat's voice actor isn't actually that bad.

[Mippish]

1:54 - You You You You

[CartoonGlitter]

LOL! Gotta love Charlie! he's so sneaky and funny.

[GamerUntouch]

best chase scene ever at 2:00

[InvaderChloemew]

I used to have this on the Playstation when I was little xD I knew it was a rip-off of 101 Dalmations but liked it anyway 'cause I was young and stupid :B

[PacWarrior0000]

09:28 POLIZEI! Phoenix is very good at grammar. (NOT!)

[EssJay00]

Somebody is unawere of the german language it seems....

[MrSchimpf]

No, someone was too lazy to detranslate the German word and replace it with the English word. So it still fails.

[masterstghm]

@PacWarrior0000 I'm pretty sure the animation is European.

[yamaha12345678910]

"One of these days I'll beat him up so bad he won't even know who he is."

Now, SERIOUSLY. Is that the best message to send to kids?

[CBcinema1]

I know! I was thinking that.

[shadowhexogram]

Nostalgic critic should totally review the phoenix games.

[Racization]

Dude, amen.

[vjpearce]

@shadowhexogram I would love to see that happen.

[nusua]

3:48 I thought the music got dramatic because the cat's neck stretched like rubber.

[Skwiggills]

I love their laughs, especially the cat's laugh at thye beginning.

[Cornwiggle]

Oh darnit...I was hoping everyone would have masterful voice actor from Animal Soccer World.

[Lumpytoast]

2:00

HIGH-OCTANE ACTION!!

[MidnightMidna]

"Haha, you have no money. You don't buy gingerbread hearts without money."

"Damn!"

You know, for kids!

[xPinkRicex]

1:33

The cake.

It was a LIE.

[JonnyJinx04]

YOU NASTY TOMCAT YOU! YOU NASTY-

[0Moonrise0]

They said Damn! XDDD

[tisfortrina]

it wasn't getting dark

THAT DALMATION IS A DIRTY LIAR

[DarkHarpuia]

God, the lip-syncing is just so bad.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

The Walt Disney version had better animation than this and that was 1961.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

I've seen childrens books with animation better then this.

[XxiLLViLLAiNxX]

freakin hilarious!

[RockSprites]

RE-VVVENGGGGGE

[10191927]

So, I dont get it with the Crow. How is it possible to be within the story if its narrating the story? Some sort of time travel perhaps? This Crow must be Albert Einsteins reincarnation.

[martianmister]

she2s kind of ghost?

[10191927]

@martianmister

Possibly.

[artman40]

And by the way! There are cartoons from the same people (Company was called Midas back then) called The Dalmatians and Dalmatians 2 which have been lost somewhere.

[artman40]

Correction though: Dingo Pictures have recently started using Phoenix Games instead of Midas as publishing.

[artman40]

8:13 The czar from Anastasia seems to have demoted quite a lot.

[DieSchwartzmann]

It seems that all Phoenix Games masterpieces contain a gay narrator bird as well.

Some of these lines are so non-sequitur and short that it would make a good soundboard for prank calls.

[calloduty7]

i know a good title for this...

"damnations 3 , NEUTURE YOUR PETS!"

[calloduty7]

2:17 it's that damn crow again!!!

[madeup7777777]

Computer:  $200

Software: $10

Voice actors: $30 /hour

The lulz for the countless people wasting money?

PRICELESS

[SquadellaMan]

Best comment ever! :D

(Wouldn't surprise me if they stole the computer, tough...)

[madeup7777777]

me neither...in that case,A REVISION IS NEEDED XD

[SlimyMarmot]

I am positively surprised how they managed to get a sound effect for the cat eating at the start. BUT AT WHAT COST?!

[mybruisedarm]

I got it.

lol

[artman40]

That dog has different voice in every movie!

[Ryogu]

Charlieeeeeee

[TruKriegsaffeNo9]

You're doin' God's work, Infernal Monkey.

[Lumpytoast]

LOL at 4:35 you can hear someone turning a page. Must have been the horrible script.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

LOL!!! yeah it's made in like 2006 and the animation is so like 1991.

[Lumpytoast]

Or 1951.

[Hokori]

Uh, have you never seen Pinocchio? Tom and Jerry? Fantasia? Bambi, Dumbo, Cinderella, Alice in Wonderland? These were made before 1952.

Cartoons are nothing like movies with real actors--even so, The Wizard of Oz, a 1939 film, had color.

Cartoons use cells. They are utilized differently from people in live-action movies, so they've been able to be in color for a long while more than motion pictures.

The more you know~~ *swishing star*

[0Moonrise0]

OMG. 2006?

They can't even lip sync. T.T Even I've done better then this shit! maybe...

[dragongod467]

Ok, I'm going to go burn the Phoenix games headquaters to the ground, anyone care to join me?

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Nah their shitastic movies make me laugh so hard. It's good entertainment.

[belphagore711]

"One of these days, I'll beat him up so bad that he doesn't know who he is."

I love that line so much.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

This just in they are making a DS version for this game

plus Dalmations 4 COMING SOON!!

check Phoneix games website for more shitty details.

[Ashkihyena]

Oh dear lord, I had to see for myself, and its on the Wii as well. That sound you just heard was my head exploding.

[23animosity23]

ಠ_ಠ

[Spoccinatoor]

HOLY SHIT! 9:22 the guy actually leans DOWN to get the dogs, and its a phoenix animation!!! We're doomed!!!

[boredom141]

0_o

BTW, if you think this one is bad, you should see Dinosaur Adventures.

[Lumpytoast]

Dinosaur Adventures is awful.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?"

[holytoast]

this isn't even funny. just boring.

[Magargan]

Its so bad its funny.

[Mangoman34alt]

The name of that woman is Cruella-De Ville.

[frrgyfudghog]

Dalmatians 3 sounds like a name for a pirated Famicom game, since there isn't a Dalmatians 1 or 2.

[Doom2Guy]

They're on the PS1

I'm not even kidding

[mad4mater]

WTF is up with the extra long neck at 3:49?!

[Bendetoma]

And what the hack, this raven thing, he also appeared in this dinosaur shit... is this a time traveling raven or something?

[jingachi3000000]

Since they probably use cels, they can re-use those raven cels over and over. They (Dingo Pictures) probably only animated 1 movie then re-used cels for every other crap movie of their's.

[Bendetoma]

How many games they made? And where the fuck did they get money for that?!

[Biopharmer]

Phoenix pictures publishes any crap game people give them

[kawaiitoboe]

I can't believe how badly drawn the backgrounds are, I just noticed that...

[KurtmanJP]

Crappy animation but I like the spaniel. CONCEITED APE!

[kawaiitoboe]

That one dog keeps switching genders, haha

[Jiranis]

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[tymeizmuney]

Okay is it me or did anyone else notice Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force at 8:16.

[nwLohmann]

CONCEITED APE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Buneboy]

4:35 to 4:50 funny shit

[EFKA526]

lol it is a dutch game but they use the style of old german police at the end... looks like they do not want anyone to know where they live...

[Agentbromsnor]

This is weird. This "game" is designed for kids, and it even says "kids" on the Phoenix site, but why is there so many cursing in it then? Did they even know the target audience for this garbage? Guess not.

[NaruhinaXSasusaku]

Random puppy cursing,weird voice acting,animation that looks like a mix between coloring book drawings and someone's first animated project..Brilliant.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

The Puss N Boots cat now on four legs and in a different color) has the same voice actor from Waboo (Countryside bears)the fucking hopping rabbit I mean racoon. The dalmation dog with the white ears is the same voice actor as the girl bear in Countryside bears. The stalking crow from Countryside Bears can talk now. Phoenix Games just can't hire any new voice actors. Lucky for the other voice actors (if they get hired) they don't need to sit around doing this crap.

[hrabbit]

god that cat is such an ass D:

[SirDeWario]

"one of these days i'll beat him up so bad that he doesn't know who he is"

OOHHH DEAR INTIMADATING!!

Also.

"Do you have any money"

*facepalm*

Dogs need money? LOL WTF. Phoenix are so..LOL

[anxresi]

CONCEITED APE = The most random insult to ever throw at a cat. And didn't that blackbird used to advertise Ki-Ora? Hang on.. I've just noticed that Phoenix now have more than one person doing the voices. They're EXPANDING, MAN!! EA, better watch yourselves!!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

1:21 I swear that cat is actually the puss in boots from Animanl Soccer

[KitsuneDarkStalker]

The dogs got a good talking to? Wow, if only that worked in real life...

[weylin6]

LOL animation at 2:00

[Caboose669]

What is this? How is this a game? I'm so confused.

[KitsuneDarkStalker]

DAMN!

[Azexa]

Y-y-you nasty tomcat, you!

[54spiritedwill54]

Disney must be too busy laughing their asses off to sue these guys to DEATH.

[RobotwarsKing]

Did they spend 95% of the budget on the company logo?!