Looking For A Fat, Smelly Boyfriend: A New Set of Ideals

[triplodelio]

I'm on track!

 you want to know my home here in Brazil

[AdventOfficial]

You're looking for a Viking!

[grumpkin3]

...i LOVE to broke my mom and my chubby friends!...

[drewster4895]

im your man

[dannydidge]

you are a vergin

[kriptocronic]

you are just wrong, so wrong....in an interesting way.

[drewster4895]

im looking for a wife

[Frieza1999]

I'm fat, still working on the smelly aspect, give it time ;)

[aslan924]

so much fat people responding negatively to this video. this video is suppose to be like a joke, why take it so seriously ? but seriously though obesity kills and fat people need to lose weight

[insanesweeetheart]

Love ur new Ideals. Your officially my new hero!

[bigboycansing]

you so hurt my feelings yo ima fucking kill my self because of u

[slackersly]

"this video was meant to be taken seriously" so much fail in that sentance....

[kingknote]

hey hey hey hey shutthefuckupdog!...u talk to much shit look at urself for once!

[metalizedangel666]

get a life your so weird

[MARSHOMEWORLD]

10 bonus points for a WWE reference.

[chickennone]

Marry me .

[emo94501]

you want a fat punching bag bf?..... do you have a fat people fetish? i got a fetish myself but... everything is weird you komnw... i like the music in the back ground! but seriously you actually want a bf like that?...back hair?....... wwe! lol I FUCKING LOVE SUSHI! there is a store like right across the street lol

[axlgurn]

freak

[az9az9az9]

U are very pretty. Are u crying a bit? Dont worry, im sure u find love.

Have u seen a movie Shallow Hal 2001? Im sure man who likes u will be clean and in normal shape because man wants to be liked too with that pretty girl. But about too muscular, i dont like them too no man no women because it doesnt look sexy to me. Light training like running walking swimming hiking is a must.

Do u like sex in beach with moonlight, what u think about rubing and fondeling.

[boogyman62190]

listen, i know you might be kidding. but you need to fucking back off, big or small they are still people. you need to stop sterio typeing. its cruel and fucked up. ya to you its funny, but most of the heaver people take that in and it causes emotional damage. grow the fuck up and stop. people are people. everyone has diffrent qualities to them, dont seperate fats from skinnies. its cruel

[csrliii0]

I love how u look like ,,

and I love how u r talking ,,,REALLY

[yannel18]

bahahahahaha! your freakin funny :D

[1XaRaGht]

hi girl!! hey, just a liitle ting, you are very pretty, really........WITH MAKE UP!!!

please..........run...go....pu­t your make up on all the tiem

[1XaRaGht]

llllll

[SOSHaruhi101]

I dun think a fat person would like being punched a ton....

[Gorva11]

you're insane, but at least you like metal.

[AsmiustheVampire]

I seriously just crapped my pants over how beautiful you are. :3

[xDarkWishes]

Rock on! <3

[redmgreer]

I watched this video....Im fat....

i didnt think i was ugly, but now i know because im fat that i must be hideous and bad at sex...

you ruined my self esteem....thanks

youre ugliest girl though, so youre being really cocky...

[kalodaimon]

This video was meant to be taken seriously. I only said positive things, didn't I?

[YellowLightLover]

Not realy.

[redmgreer]

Ok, im gonna watch this video again to make sure i have the right one...

*Watching*

nope nothing really positive, if you want, i can go list exactly what you said in the video, then we can have votes on to how positive, or negative people think that is.

[toink0017]

LOL

[TheAdobe511]

@kalodaimon as bad as that comment was, he was right. You gotta admit

[SOSHaruhi101]

*hugs*

Aw, dun be offended at her, fat people are more hugable at least.

...But she's defenetly not ugly.

[lorenzisachar]

hi im lorenz where you from? you look good message me if you recieve my message ok

hope to hear you soon.... =)

[keystone167]

u are adorable

[flamerbam]

If you wore a longer shirt and quit moving your hand, this would've been the best video I saw from you.

[flamerbam]

Didn't I tell you to go back to school. What the hell is an "averthim"? I don't know what you're saying. And this is , like, your sixth account, right. Don't you think it time to get a life?

[ozziebori]

You know what...Lithium will be a good medication for you. It looks like you are having an manic episode. You are talking your ears off. lol But you are beautiful. I love gothic girls.

[kalodaimon]

Haha, I'm not bipolar; this is an April Fool's joke. Thanks.

[ozziebori]

Just joking mami!!!

[satanicnight09]

u r bipolar. u n satanic goth girl to. u ned da lithium n samtim fr em cow i's. n lip. n nose. it satanic to.

[FatxManxMaggot]

I'm Fat! and I don't seem to feel punches,so I would be your ideal punching bag

[whyteangel]

dam my luck

[BlackWing96]

the coolest pepole u'll ever meet are fat pepole that can make jokes about there wight!

[spacepope87]

Funny video! What song and by who is playing in the backround???

[kalodaimon]

It's from the Sita Rosa album by Natural Spirit.

[DustyHansen1]

haha. "it is so fun to punch a fat person". haha

[wingatei]

Fat people release more pheromones to your cell receptors--you'll be so coked up on chemical signals you won't know the difference.

[kalodaimon]

Hahaha, I'm fairly certain that doesn't work in practice, or fat people would be the most sought after.

[utubeismylastresort]

i hope this is a satire darling...if not its funny...and i would assume a previous bad experience with the opposite sex...

you should date Gahl from Gorgoroth or something... lol...on second thought...bad idea...or?

what do u think?

[kalodaimon]

Oh yes, of course it is. I don't think anyone could manage any of this nonsense seriously; well, the part about me enjoying punching people is true, haha. I think I would sooner become a lesbian for female bodybuilders or something, if that were the case.

He's gay, hates women, and is pretty creepy. I think I'll go for someone a bit less disturbed.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

Gaahl never said he was gay or hated women, did he? Oh no!

[grotrev]

i have a cold

[ilmarinenTheAtheon]

Sport. Congratulations to USA (soccer team) with attack from forest deepness through netting of milky way to black sting Jozy Altidore. 1:0. Lights out. Everybody free.

Also congratulations to *other* Angels (2:1. Трохи вмерла. Хей-хо!)

Go for love. Anyways.

Thank You.

[ilmarinenTheAtheon]

N.B. How You using this advice to me *recording screen activity* program?!

Enigmatical ship drowning in half-word above Northern sky in the hole of misunderstanding.

What I can say.

I can purpose the Carpathian Forests guitarist. But, first You will need to fight with his tiny *be-he-he-mothic* girls(-friends). On the stage, in the dirt.

Go for love.

[kalodaimon]

You mean the video capture program? It's called Debut. There are many youtube tutorials about it, as it's a free program.

Oh my, he's quite scary indeed.

[ilmarinenTheAtheon]

You was so widely, extensively talking about new *ideal*, new original Super Smell,,, may be he appear somewhere close cause,,, the vocals instrumental ensemble off known pagans was not able to play till finish of Act and, was forced to live the arena in extra ordering.

P.S. Old Ideal *is not working*. This is really something,,, Genius dark paragraphs abbreviation.

You was said, naming ideal *Geohelminth*? Sweet.

[ilmarinenTheAtheon]

1. Clouds densely enough,,, hand touching vapor,,, and sharpen by the rock her,,,

Mount has not diminished and the sky all the coolest set of,,,

He is lighted, bite,,, shadows on the ground, he gives birth to,,,

And the sky and clouds and hazy distance dreams,,,

2. The mountain is covered with foam immensely completeness,,,

It the forest and the sea, and lost lives, a slightly,,,

Mount invincible in it - thousands of gods

Fluttering red stone fragments soft flesh.

[ilmarinenTheAtheon]

2. Гора покрыта пеной безмерна полнота

В ней лес и море и затерявшаяся жизнь, слегка

Гора неуязвима, в ней тысячи богов

Реет окровавленная осколками камня мягкая плоть.

[ilmarinenTheAtheon]

1.

Облака густы Рука хватает тучу и камнем ее точит

Гора не уменьшается и неба свод все круче

Осветлен он, ужален он тени на землю рожает

И небосвод и тучи и даль туманных грез

[ilmarinenTheAtheon]

THIS IS arts.

In full beauty of sense.

After *winter sleeping* finally come out in the world the new *full book*, finally the massive of experience united in one, complete *Story*.

Here is the One Big Step forward.

Here is the spirit of all known apocalypses: massive meteoritic attack of waked up Under Earth.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[kalodaimon]

I have no idea if you have April Fool's there, but I suspect you don't---> This video isn't serious at all.

[ilmarinenTheAtheon]

April? Fools day? Where? Give me,,, ah,,, 8! Days. Me, I am, mine,,, where!

May be You, esteemed, say that USSR is braked? Ha-ha. West emissary.

Why this video is *not serious*? A-ha-ha.

[ilmarinenTheAtheon]

I have no idea too,,,

Well, You see: You are starting propaganda of *stupid means* of expressing. Like :-), this ;;-) and whatever that,,, Andrea, dont worry. Everything under control. Relax and get pleasure. :-)

[doublebassbeatdown]

you know..im pretty fat..on the inside. give you something to think about. lol.

[vampricnecromancer]

Hehe people were scared of you in highschool? That's hard to imagine, but people are scared of me now, it's a lot of fun when people stare at you in fear (or think you're a mute because you never talk, happens to me haha)

Alas, throughout your video I could not help but to laugh, you deserve an award for not hysterically laughing at the stuff you said.

[kalodaimon]

It must be a suburban thing, as I have no idea how I was that scary, aside from my strange facial expressions. I do still find it terribly amusing, too.

Thanks. Yes, I think so, too really, haha. Maybe that makes it a bit of a cruel joke for anyone who believed me.

[cdm0014]

how can u say this stuff with a straight face! lol

[kalodaimon]

I'm really not sure. I was rather impressed with myself for not laughing hysterically at any point during this video, especially the bits about them being like a portable water bed/pony.

[cdm0014]

LOL some of the stuff u said said is ridiculous, actually all of it lmao

[Agownsrs2]

Im 240 pounds and 6 '2....eat me! :D

[ZSwordProductions]

...It is April 1st

[kalodaimon]

Indeed. I was hoping that the serious comments were pretending to go along with it. Maybe they weren't.

[Corpseviolation666]

Would you settle for about 240 lbs? lol

[kalodaimon]

Probably not; it depends on how jiggly the 240 pounds is. I was going with 300 just to be on the safe side.

[Corpseviolation666]

It's got enough movement to it. Kinda like that simpson's episode where dr hibbert tests to see how long it took homer's gut to stop jiggling

[MasterEled]

Lol you completely just described my room mate from 2-4 years ago, not sure exactly how many, but he is like perfect for you. He never washed his clothes just created a cycle over a period of months and left them under the bed, he had that smelliness that you can taste, and he was like a giant fat cell, 347 at 5'2-5'3, he refused to work out though so that doesn't match up... He was gay for like a week too! Body hair is a little lacking though... Seems like the guy though :)

[kalodaimon]

Oh, that's too short though. I guess maybe he would make up for it by being wider than I am tall...

[MasterEled]

True, he is like that Teddy bear that has been in the attic since before your great grandparents moved to the house, you are like wow, ya know if this wasn't so gross it might be cute in a hallmark-y kinda way. I feel like you are getting a pretty broad glimpse of my life through my annoying comments haha, could you assure me you are not a creepy stalker guy re-posting these vids with the intention of raping people who give out too much information? It is an irrational fear of mine, like jello

[RHCristobal]

I am not fat, but i am a real pig :p

[kalodaimon]

Well, that absolutely does not work with my punching bag ideals.

[RHCristobal]

oh, you can punch me too 8D

[nathanforst1]

You are a litte weird, girl. I like it!

[kalodaimon]

Because I made this up or because it sounded believable?

[nathanforst1]

Does it matter? You made me laugh. I needed it when I watched this. Good job, girl!

I am over one-thousand subscribers now! WOO HOO! ;) :D

[hallcyon]

So you are saying you need to read the Confederacy of Dunces? :P I think you are! All hail Ignatius J Reilly!

[rencrow]

Sounds like you're looking for a sasquatch/barney plush toy rather than a boyfriend. Unfortunately that might attract more people (with cameras) than repulse them. And I doubt you'd want to end up on some random youtube vid entitled "Beauty and the Beast get pwned at Emperor concert".

Asexual and no kissing? Ohoho I'm sorry young lady but if you want a beast of a bf then you have to take it the whole beastly way.

[kalodaimon]

No, no indeed, although looking like Sasquatch would be sufficient. How frightening; I assume they'll quickly figure it out, however. Emperor would really be quite safe.

I suppose it would be rather like marrying a rich old man for his money and refusing to go near him, yet no one else would want the beast, so I'm sure he could manage to go along with it.

[treverpitts]

I LOVE how you like the 300 pound chubby guys

[kalodaimon]

Or pretend to anyways

[g01148]

Hehehehehe, You vastly change everything about how you talk when lying, even if there was some truth mixed in there.

Except the power-lifting, you've pretty much described me quite well, mhmm. Oh, and you also seem to already be in a youtube romance with a behemoth of a male, so why look for another?

How amusing your heart was. How we must swoon at the sight of... that.

[kalodaimon]

I'm quite annoyed with youtube for not saving the tittles I actually put in. It did this twice for this video and it's inconveniently the only time it's ever happened or would matter. Grrrr.

I do?

Hehehe, I think not. You couldn't hide that much fat. Oh yes, I should find him again, hehe.

Yes, didn't you? I'm certain I did. I considered writing "swoon" on it, but thought it a bit much.

[g01148]

Hehe, I would have realised you not being serious even without the old title giving it away.

Yes, you're far more animated when not truthful. It is not simple fact giving like with your other videos, and giggling while saying such ridiculous things is quite a give away. And this isn't even getting in to transsexual body-builder zones of silliness.

Ah, the art of Photoshop has successfully deceived you as to my true girth. Hehe, he'll be so happy.

Very much so, mmmhm. Nah, it's never too much.

[kalodaimon]

Yes, I would have expected it to be obvious still, but it's annoying for youtube to announce it outright because they switched to the beta system that clearly doesn't work properly.

It might just be the novelty of fat men, and I do really like punching fat things. That animation is real, hehe. What?! Those are silliness; I would love one of those.

I think not, mhmm. Indeed, how lucky for him.

He is quite special, mhmm. Considering how I'd have to write it with a mouse pad, it would be, hehe.

[g01148]

It was obvious before a minute passed. Oh, so the first title was the original name of the file? The beta system also takes longer to upload, it seems. I noticed you're no longer glowing orange too, yay.

Oh my, novelty or not, I can never take such a radical switch of views seriously. You fleshed things out too much imagery than is usual.. Hehe, your family would just love to marry you off to such a thing.

My deception is beyond successful. Jackpot lucky.

He's far worse than Gold Dust. True.

[kalodaimon]

It likely helps that you're so much better acquainted with my views of obese people than others. Indeed, it was. Indeed, though I have no idea how.

I needed to be convincing to prove my rather absurd point, mhmm. Oh yes, my mother would be so excited, hehe.

I do believe it's rather late for you to convince me of that. Mhmm.

Very much worse.

[g01148]

I doubt anyone would believe you, except a hopeful and lonely 300 lbs guy. Ah, that makes sense. I don't have to ask if you were really serious then, considering the title. New lighting arrangement?

Convincing enough... like riding a fat man like a pony? hehe, surely a believable statement if one was ever spoken. I'm not sure there's a mother that would object.

Damn, and I had thought I had met your new ideals.

Indeed, even without the inappropriate rubbing, your choice is far worse.

[kalodaimon]

See below. One of my light bulbs burnt out and I've yet to replace it. That should make the lighting worse, but it apparently doesn't. Perhaps I had extra other lights on.

Hehe, of course. Any woman would like that. Of course not.

I might be persuaded by a picture of your excessive fatness, hehe. There's still hope, although I don't think you smell properly putrid.

It's hard to be worse. I amusingly found that picture as a joke picture that an ex partner of mine had on a profile, hehe.

[g01148]

Only if someone seriously suggests that they are perfect for you, would I accept that. Ah. Best recreate this lighting next time to be sure.

Hehe, I suppose, although this does sound more like a degrading relationship, than loving. All they get out of it is free food. I thought as much.

Oh... er.... my camera broke... uh-huh. I could manage smelling putrid if I didn't wash for a few days.

Do you think he has a real life partner? Hehe, An ex might give the best advice on who to date next.

[kalodaimon]

No one has been fat enough yet :(. See below mhmmm. Perhaps.

Yes, it most certainly is when I only claim to want them for punching and would refuse to kiss them etc.

Mhhyes, no it didn't. You could have faked it by stuffing some pillows under a shirt, yet you wouldn't own a large enough one. Pre-photoshopped pictures, too. Hehe. I suppose, yes.

Certainly not. If so, I don't wish to know what she looks like. Hmmno, I think you would disagree with their advice.

[g01148]

Give it time, you'll get your dream man soon. Maybe next Valentines Day he'll find this video in a fit of loneliness. No-one has taken you seriously still, hehe.

Isn't there any possibility of falling in love with them, in spite of gargantuan amounts of flab?

I lost the USB cable, then? Hehe, nothing that could make me look 300lbs. I could hold a tea spoon, and say it's a table spoon to give fake proportions.

How sad for him. She might be pretty, yet slutty. Oh? You're probably right.