The Pyro equivalent of a Fail Stab

[pinkrabbithappiness]

lollllllllllllll

[IsaaCrafter]

SO MUCH FEEL.

But seriously, I know that feel bro.

Okay. Actually... Not Okay.

Go spy on his ass! Also, remember to never go full retard and you'll be good.

^Oh god so much meme it felt wrong.^

[zxcvbnm54111]

WHAT IS THAT WITCHCRAFT?

[etherealwtf]

I also like when i airblast a rocket and a mate takes it in the face and kill me.

[PiippoJr]

Ouch, This happens way too often to me :(

[Bighomer5]

Hey, that almost saved my life once (enemy medic blocked two enemies ^^)

[Scrabblet2]

Am I the only one who is so used to a very quick Puff'N'Sting that sometimes the fire doesn't even ignite the enemy? That's awkward...

[Daelerados]

Shit i thought im only raging from such situations, Also when scouts on fire the usually running to spy

[Filthnails]

Sorry Wats, thought you knew. Melee detection is crap because of things like this. Why it takes priority on allies instead of enemies, I have zero idea. It's on the reasons Degroot is so brain dead. You can attack someone, but if an ally is nearby, it defaults to him. I've seen times there where there's one Red defending the last point with 3 BLUs attacking, but they can't hit anything since they're so bunched up.

[jesternario]

and here I thought walking in and getting riddled with bullets was the pyro version of failstab :p

[BackfallGenius]

LOL

[IrregularToaster]

Cough axtinguisher karma cough

[HiImSuan]

@IrregularToaster karma? for using a good weapon? "but of course"

[IrregularToaster]

@HiImSuan Only a good weapon if you're either bad or playing against bad players.

[watsyurdeal]

@IrregularToaster

Or fighting Heavies

[thejimz1]

@IrregularToaster lolin'

[HiImSuan]

@IrregularToaster Nope. I always play against great players, and I myself plus the enemy team use the Axtinguisher. It's not a bad weapon if you know how to use it. But if you are using the Axtinguisher, you go less as an Engy pocket, and more of a killer.

[N09357]

@HiImSuan Actually the flare gun maybe a better option for the combo,as it can crit enemies mid-air without having to wait them fall down to your melee range,and flare gun is the only weapon that can damage enemies from far distance(detonator and the other new weapon is actually the same,but they simply cant crit lit up enemies).However,if you want to use those 2 shotgun as your secondary or dont have other preferred melee weapons,the axtinguisher is not a bad option.

[IrregularToaster]

@HiImSuan Meh, I guess it's probably because I'm a huge Pybro, but in all the lobbies and ETF2L I've done I've never really seen opportunities where Axtinguishing would have been better than shotgunning or burning them.

[Galimag64]

It gets REALLY stupid when there isn't a teammate, you hit him once, and the second/third hit magically doesn't register even though you hear the Axe smacking his fat face.

[BoTuLoX]

@Galimag64 Welcome to source engine. It's shittier in here.

Now Alcatraz Freeman will get us to CryEngine 3. Hopefully.

[MarsPhoenix63]

How to nerf the Heavy - put a cap on how fast they can turn while spun up. Instantly fixed!

[helloimdavidL]

@MarsPhoenix63 nope, you can change sensitivity upon pressing a button. in the heavy script, that would be M1, or M2.

[XC11301991]

@MarsPhoenix63 what hello said, it's not a hard fix.

[Ropeburnable]

Fucktard spy.

[watsyurdeal]

@Ropeburnable

Wait....you're telling me he was why my hits didn't connect?

.....so.....much.....fucking..­...rage

[JLEpiphone]

@watsyurdeal You can melee enemies through friends, but you need about three hits in a row to kill an overheald, burning heavy with axtinguiser. I can see a total of three hits, but they aren't in a row... As conclusion; You couldn't hit a burning heavy who were shooting in an other direction trying to kill a spy?

[watsyurdeal]

@JLEpiphone

Notice how each hit didn't make the crit noise, that means that they didn't register properly.

Just.......I mad



[Ropeburnable]

@watsyurdeal I also noticed that you missed your manmelter shot in the first half of the video when the demoman jumped in front of it. On a Side note: you only hit the heavy once while he was on fire, the spy jumped in front of all the others. Actually, you hit him again while he wasn't on fire, but got torn to shreds the next second

[JLEpiphone]

@watsyurdeal I must say that argument is invalid. At the end of the video, you can see the heavy being backstabed by the same spy (deadringer) who, according to you; Prevented your kill. The backstab didn't make the crit noise either. I personaly sugest that you remove this video (or change the name and description) because this isn't in any way the spys mistake

[iusemyM16A3]

@JLEpiphone pretty sure backstabs don't make noises, and unless he already changed the name and description, neither one say it was the spys fault (which is debatable)

[IntoxxSteamed]

@watsyurdeal I hate this too when I am spy and such they know I am there but they go towards where I am so its like they want me not to get the stab which I was about to get or if I was pyro too.

[KarinMikazuki]

@JLEpiphone

You're an idiot.

[MarsPhoenix63]

@JLEpiphone No, if two allies are practically in the same spot, the engine will assume you mean to hit your ally instead of the enemy. By all means, the attacks should have landed and also been full crits. It's just one of the most nonsensical quirks of the Source engine. See Fithnail's description of Degroot Keep a little farther down in the comments.

[FainTx2]

@watsyurdeal i lol'd ;)

[Cronieock]

Been there.

[Tiomasta]

Can't melee an enemy through a teammate

SOURCE ENGINE'D

[N09357]

The tragic fate of the heavy...

[ericpires9]

Miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, hit without fire, ded.

[Phoenix386]

umm...well....the spy got the heavy at least...

[CyanFunk]

The Heavy's like "OH GOD WHAT'S GOING ON FUUUUUCK"

[Treflippin7s]

Happens to me all the time, pisses me the fuck off

[13914214]

So...much...turning...