Shaq Roast
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  • "Who got next? Who got next? You got your 5, you got your 5?" Hilarious. And yeah, the crowd was terrible.

  • i lol'd

  • We'll lose to the Kings of Comedy before we lose to the kings of sacramento!

  • Hahaha. He got me when he said "Honey I shrunk Shaq".

  • WT&F is this guy doin...'he killed everyone lolzzz! :D hahaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Whitney Houston lost Survivor...

  • Jamie Foxx...please STFU and another comedian do his thing. Geezus.

  • 4:16 "you going to hell" lol

  • I dont get it.. Is there two different Roast programs? This one only contains black people and the other show roasts all kinds of races..

  • i don;t find this guy funny at all...maybe it's not my type of humor...

  • @JinksDOW Maybe you have no sense of humor or your just dead inside.

  • @JinksDOW I agree.....

  • NOT EVEN FUNNY

  • was this before or after he basically ruined that other man's career ?

  • Whitney Houston Crack Joke is especially good this week.

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  • no one laughs at his shit the first time he says it so he always repeats his punch lines 3 times. he even got called out on it when he was on Last Comic Standing, and he sassed the judge and got boo'ed LOL

  • everyone is a good sport at the comedy roast except Jamie fox...kill his fucking mic in between performers

  • whats this roast called?

    

  • @GorayaBaller comedy central roast

  • i almost pissed myself when he talked about kid's son hahah

  • @Zymusss hahahahahah me too "I thought he was a grown person" hahahaha

  • over cooked joke about jason kidd

  • this guy was epic in the animal

  • he was super funny

  • he waasnt funny at allllll

  • how dare he to make fun of another man's child....talking about crossing lines

  • hor

    a

    bull

  • we'll lose to the kings of comedy before we lose to the kings of sacramento. real talk!

  • Damn WTF!!! Shaq have plenty of laughing gas. lol

  • Give it up for Jammie Foxx and his teeth! Them big dominoes you got in ur mofockin mouf.... LOL

  • Jeff Ross owned this roast. Everybody else should have been taking notes.

  • @Bagelbutcher

    what ? get off the only white comedians nuts, I dont even remember what he said, it wasnt that funny

  • I'm perfectly sure Shaq was high during this recording.

  • Lol, If Shaq wasn't there, there would be no laughter.

  • not very good at all

  • terrible

  • Joe Torry is fine as hell. That is all.

  • shaq is just dying up there! truly hiarious.

  • ok stop going on about his teeth idiot

  • The crowd is super lame. He killed it

  • yeah moder fucker, aaayyye , dammnn, boyyeeee. this ignorant cunt makes me sick!!!

  • what is his name??????????

  • 47 people got big heads

  • shaqs definately high as hell

  • i wished...i ...was....funnier

  • Shaq....... Is............. STONED!

  • THAT MOFUCKERRRR

  • Emmitt Smitt roast lol, not shaq

  • this is emmitt smith roast not shaq

  • shaq must've been high as heeeell

  • Honey I shrunk shaq lol lol

  • how you get your screen to do all these at one time on the player views to click n play please email me back

    thxs any in know?

  • shaq just makes every ordinary joke funny

  • Guy Torry is fucken hilarious!!!

  • Lmao rippin on the kings

  • Funny the guy in the background saying: "YOUR GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL" haha!!!

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  • @926Mitchel You are so obsessed with Kobe you would lie threw your teeth to protect him . I advise a shrink who needs a good challenge . Sacramento were up in the series 2-1 before game 4 , and Sacramento had a big lead but the refs allowed a 3 pointer by S. walker to go in with the ball in his hands at 0.00 and LA wins that game by 1 point , but they didt really win if it was called fair . then go to game 6 , the league handed the lakers a win . Try watching the series

  • the hell wrong with Shaq. idk to laugh at the way he's reacting or to shoot the guy with the bad jokes

  • Sit the F down.

  • Horrible roast. Can't blame the comment board becoming an NBA discussion.

  • Its true that turkoglu does look like he's retarded, and he looks like a turkey also.... LAKERS OWN sacramento BIATCH!!... the kings don't even want to be in sac-town

  • @doeboyelsancho In 2002 the lakers needed 2 refs and David Stern to beat a small market kings team . pathetic !!!!! Kings were up 3-2 and game 6 is the worst officiated game in nba history in a lakers elimination game . esp when you had Kobe and Shaq in there prime , the very point that you even try to defend the lakers when they got league assistance to win makes your whole life a fail . You will be depressed soon .

  • Dick wouldn't get hard if you froze it.... Deserved more laughs lolz.

  • shaq just over-reacts.

  • jamie should STFU!!!

  • Worst Roast Ever! Leave the Roast comedy to white people!

  • @Jonathan214 was that necessary??? GROW UP

  • @tomboy287 Wow, didn't mean to offend you... just pointing out the obvious!

  • @Jonathan214 am nt mad but such lil racist comment dont get us anywhere thats all. its 2011 lets learn to be positive about things. makes the world a better place.

  • Sacramento kings whooped lakers ass , and the league stepped in to give league assistance to the lakers and still almost lost

  • @2002films sounds like a sore loser to me

  • @bobbyewing311 Thats because you dont have a clue whats going on , The last thing you want to do is get into a argument with someone that knows more then you could ever dream of about the 2002 west conference finals . I would emotionally slap you down like a crash dummy and bring you into depression . You might want to visit my page before you leave anymore comments so you are not made a fool of infront of all these nice people that visit this video .

  • @2002films

    this is a roast....who cares about how much you know about the 2002 WCF

  • @cacophonyize Its a roast from 2002 talking about the kings and the lakers in the west finals , hello Mcfly !!!! The lights are on but nobody is home .

  • @2002films

    haha..like anyone knows or cares. And my lights are off and someone is home

  • white people are funny cause they're educated

    

  • isn't that the dude that sniffed male underwear in American History X.

  • @S3ANMOORE i think you mean omar epps

  • @mezarashii lol Omar Epps was not in that movie

  • @S3ANMOORE no

  • @S3ANMOORE no they were sheets i believe

  • @S3ANMOORE yes

  • fail

  • First guys from American History X. Am i right? Im right.

  • "one milleein food stamps!!" XDD

  • stop saying motherfucker after everything.

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! He is teh anti-funny.

  • I laughed more at Shaq's rections then the actually jokes.

  • turcaloo turclejerk hahaha

  • this sucks

  • This guy is hilarious. For the non Americans out here, What's his name?

  • shaq can not hold it in...lol

  • asshole for talking about someones son

  • wtf he didnt even roast shaq

  • @bigsteve0999 It was the Emit Smith roast...

  • Shaq buggin' out :P

  • LOL shaq was laughing his ass off

  • guy did what doug williams SHOULD have done to jamie lol

  • @MarcMillen21 Exactly!! I was hoping he was gonna stay on Jamie for the entire time. What Jamie did to Doug was cruel and without class.

  • "Im Inglewoods" Jamie you tard.

  • he roasted everyone BUT shaq lol

  • Shaq was having a good time.

  • what year is this

  • @LisaSnicket 2002

  • After that piece of shit called Jamie fucked up Doug Williams he got owned by this guy.just take alook at his face . you not what they say what goes around comes around bitch. Oh yeah by the way Jamie Fox is not funny.

  • @kicksoffs that inglewood shit he said was a FAIL

  • Do all black people have such a command of the English language?

  • @browneyes4 are you stupid or just racist?

  • @browneyes4 yup

  • what show is this called?

  • Haha Dr.Evil and Mini Me!!lol

  • As much backlash the site balleraddict(com) had for its brashness I actually like it . It’s like my new guilty pleasure lol

  • man did it note less

    

  • "Turkoglu. Turkajerk, what's his name? He look like he was supposed to be retarded but God changed his mind." LMAO!!!

  • This was definitely the roast of Emmitt Smith...

  • i want one million food stamps lmao

  • Jason Kids laughing now w/his championship ring!!!

  • This guy was much better in American History X...

  • i wonder if jason kidd watched this

  • that beige muthafucka can play PRICELESS

  • Shaq and Emmit are blazeddd haha

  • Jamie fox needs to shut the hell up.

  • shaq is all over the place lol

  • shaq is high as fuck

  • oohhh fuck...my brothers and I are the same way....love you mike and matt, you ugly, big ears, big noses, idiots can both count to potatoe..lol.

  • Ummm ok sooo Yeh....dis was it? Booooooo

  • Hes funny??

    

  • Fuck the maloofs!

    Kings must stay in Sactown.

  • jamie fox needa shut up.

  • emmitt smith lookin like honey i shrunk shaq

  • why Jamie shittin on ppl? lol i like it doe.

  • "Def Jam Comedy Is Gone , Comic View Is Gone, Now we got Dalaughingbarrel(dot)com"

  • 1:57 "(Bibby) I don't know what color that m'fcka is... that's a real undercover brotha..." :D

  • Im Inglewoods FAIL

  • @MCDiZZL3FLy MAJOR FAIL

  • @MCDiZZL3FLy right!

  • not funny negro!

  • shaq it really wasnt that funny

  • @mrsexclusive89 you have to relate like an nba player, they've probably been having that inside joke. they tease each other a lot.

  • fuckin lol'd at shaqs reaction to the jason kidd son jokes

  • yo is shit is funny lol lol lol lol lol dayum

  • Quarter backs to quarter blacks.

    Hahaha!

  • i think Jason Kidd`s son is not well mentally cos he got some weird eyes he isn`t Cross eyed he is Cross-Cross Eyed

  • shaq laughing was the funniest part of the video

  • I have never seen a Chris Rock Fag2 Wannabe and Chris Rock is only a Chris Rock Fag1

  • o shit he had a twin

  • my favorite roast!! AHAHAHAH

  • Jason Kidd disliked this 11 times

  • That was cold but Jason Kidd's son does have a big ass head tho.

  • Imma tell mama! lol

  • now i cant lie...THAT SHIT ABOUT JASON KIDD ALMOST MADE ME LAUGH MY STOMACH UP!!! that's a funny ass dude man

  • He went IN on Jason Kidd's son - shit was hilarious!!!

  • This was mentioned in Bill Simmons "The Book of Basketball." And Simmons was right, Shaq was DYING at the ridiculously inappropriate jokes about Jason Kidd's kid.

  • Doug Christie 4:20

  • he stayed grilling the kid so long because of shaqs reaction. maybe a lil 2 long.

  • "Look like honey, I shrunk Shaq..." Oh gawd, that had me on the floor XD

  • Google it, GOOGLE IT!!!!!!

    This guy sucks

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  • @lockedupletmeout you and the guy in the video should go to a camp for people who dont say funny jokes. go there, stay there, ill be there in one year to check on your progress.

  • @tyo789 KISS MY ASS

  • i shall blow up the world unless you PAY me....1 MILLION FEWD STAMPS...!

  • so wrong about jason kidd son.lmao. but so true!

  • and 22 that's ya number not ya age man quit! that was FUNNNNNYYYY

  • Shaq is dying of laughter.

  • OH MY GOD! You going to hell! you going to hell! you going straight to hell! hahahaha. tht part killed me.

  • Negro's use too much the word Motherfucker..that its not even funny anymore to use

  • @Dayenzu

    It will always be funny ! Dork

  • guy made a fool of himself on last comic standing

  • dick wuddn get hard if u froze it

  • Lol @ the Jason Kidd's kid comment...

    That little motherfucker did have a large ass head!