Shit Long Island People Say

[ReallySwell1979]

Hahahaha I love the part where she yells "Hey asshole, you can turn on red!".... I feel I yell this out daily.

[Joeikrunk100]

It's mad funny and you would know this shit if u weren't from here lmao....

[Thakiddani1]

Best shit yo best shit bro you know what i mean bro. How he said.  Should watch asian beating

[zzduckszz]

and yes i am from long island. this one was actually a bit more spot on than the other version though

[zzduckszz]

ughhhhhhh I fucking hate long island

[lhcarter]

"what a hooer"

[NeverThoughtOfTheDay]

Lol, so true.

[ToxinDirtCheapRnR]

This is awesome!

[lescourtspecial20]

Lol can't lie I have said half these things xP

[AnimeLuver2597]

i hate it when i don't get my noodles -.- lol

[roxxxiehart]

hahaha!

[fxckingunreal]

i've seen this guy in the city, he is funny as shit

[382chrissy]

My life story.

[GiantsRock56]

I live in the 5 Towns & Shop at Green Acres.

[Italiankid1029]

@GiantsRock56 Are u a jew? lolol jk

[boomkilla12345]

"Look, at this, bitch."

That's what my mom says to trashy women walking across the street.

[NewStarRising]

U shop in green acres mall do u carry a gun lmfao!!! So true

Take the southern state to the cross island to belt to the bqe n we there poahahahaha love this vid

[juliench1]

I knew you were the real deal when you said "hoo-er"

But seriously though...why the F would a long islander EVER drive to the city? That shit cray.

[roseiswriting]

Lindenhurst right heeeeere

[softballgirly15]

lmao kinda true ..

[dotexec]

Cheese fries side of gravy omfg

[rig48]

Haha North Babylon!!!!

[yenboon]

Fire Island? What are you a fag?

[Mercaification]

Massapequa people thumb this shit!

[Roisia]

@fivestargal1 clearly you haven't gone out to RVC on a Friday night! lol. those accents are there, trust me on that.

[AnimeLuver2597]

LOL omg this is everything i hear from my friends all day xD

[AMP09FH]

0:41 hahahahahaa sooo trueeee

[fbd45]

The Brody barn that's place looks like a giant Health code violation.

[TheGoldstrings]

JOYCE LESLIE! ROTF!

[fivestargal1]

i've never heard anyone from long island with accents like that... and i've lived there my whole life

[MINECAR]

Oh god Glo, Never again... Never EVER again haha

LIDS xD

[stefwinters]

This long islander LOVES it!

[XxNyGiantsxX1]

levittown baby

[H0t51zzL3]

haha the way he says asshole.



[scarletrobin]

These are probably the least obnoxious Long Island people I've ever met haha

[briansharma77]

So true.

[purplewonder66]

bay shore babyy!

[LMAOSWAG]

lmaooooo paddys and bridgeview

[crayongurl19]

sooooooo trruuee lol :)

[AlexnEmshow]

freeport here!!, they left out the mile :/

[PeaceLoveToyo]

true but more for italians

[Dreydle7]

Stupid funny

[AMIrishandProud]

Levittown!

[mgmsong]

Bethpage girl right here

[geex388]

Haha sad but true. Do you live in valleystream?

[taurus55]

@geex388 yea thats where im from, dont live there anymore but its my roots so i like to shout it out

[LilaRgzr]

This is so awesome. I'm a Long Islander and this is so accurate!!

[k1eee]

Honestly the best one...best line "you shop at greenarchers?..did u bring a gun!?" hahahaa

[hulloitsjamess]

OMG, THEY literally did forget to give us noodles...

[KingKongAirsoft]

im from Oceanside and i love the green acres mall!!!!!

[biebergirl827]

yoo this is exactly what people say in my schooool lmfaooooooo!

[golfbunny05]

i grew up in Long Island this video is spot on ahhaha awesome job

[2jzfrank]

North shore bitches just like that spoiled rich! Kids!! Yo!! My boys bike is sick!!! Yo yo BMW bro yo benz! Nah bro get an Audi nah! Nah! G35!! Yo v dub!! HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOUR SELF PRICK GO WORK FOR LET'S SEE IFYOU REALLY GONNA DRIVE A FANCY CAR SPOIL BRAT!!!

[kevboslice112]

if everyone from long island was really like this i'd hang myself

[songman1955]

I left NY in 1988 and never moved back. It was the Long Island Expressay (LIE) that did me in. I was in bumper to bumper traffic 2 a.m. in the morning and there was no accident that created the backup. Just too many damn people. Best decision I ever made. Plus lowered my blood pressure. What a rat race!

[SweetieXoX27]

Hahah true, but this is more like Shit Nassau County people say.

[SatanicalEve]

@SweetieXoX27 Suffolk County is all farms :D

[LIMITBREAKSTUDIO]

Hey Man genius stuff here lol grew up around these people so I really appreciate the jokes! It's always great to see a New York native doing great things..Check us out sometime we're an up and coming studio producing our own cartoon series this year!

[taurus55]

@LIMITBREAKSTUDIO hey man thanks, that sounds pretty dope, if you need some voice over stuff i have a great unique voice and would be down to do some stuff. heres my email ThomasDale55@gmail.com

[TomKellyShow]

Here's a like vote from your friends at TomKellyShow

[taurus55]

@TomKellyShow thank u

[cast28]

is that angelos pizzeria?

[taurus55]

@cast28 Yup Yup!!!

[nrthshrLI]

My mother also says "Hoo-er" for whore, haha!

[curbArlecchino]

Very good, from a life long Lawn-Guylunder.

[Jrincon53]

Loved it, gun for green acres? Ha! Too funny, you don't have to explain long island to anyone, jjust watch this video!

[StephenSilvestri]

This is a really, really good generalization, but you forgot the excessive weed/xanax/painkiller/coke use. Just sayin. I'm from Huntington.

[ChrissyReneHughes]

Funniest thing I have seen in a long time. So on point!! Thanks so much.

[taurus55]

@ChrissyReneHughes thank uuu!!! u should come to one of my stand up shows one night, u will love!!!

[ChrissyReneHughes]

@taurus55-- I am there BRO! You are so funny -- you need a sitcom---moving back to LI next week-- can't wait! 

[joeycbr600]

That's true Merrick girls are sluts bro lol

[CandiRain07]

Great vid. Nailed it with green acres. Do a part 2!!!

[queenofocorona]

Just bought 10 tix to Carolines on the 11th of April!! Can't wait!!

[taurus55]

@queenofocorona its gonna be alot of fun!!!! u guys r gonnna love it, thanks so much 4 the support :-)

[queenofocorona]

Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gerbilsmaycry]

great vid, dude!  its all true. even the accent thing! my sister tries to hide hers, but i let mine flow proudly! great job!

[taurus55]

@gerbilsmaycry thank u!!!!

[stephy022491]

rad-iator. hahah love it.. im from valley stream, this video is spot on.

[stephy022491]

rad-iator. hahah love it

[parrisj21]

i hate changing in jamaica

[Dulche1234]

omgg sooo truee!! lol

[smoothpants]

- Green Acres Mall.

So true. *hahaha*

[LTGiants2000]

LOL this is one of the funniest SH*T videos! Good job! Check out my video "Shit Photographers Say" on my channel!

[Smilecuziloveyou13]

Dunkin Doughnuts, no Starbucks, it's classy enough for Long Island lol

[Smilecuziloveyou13]

eww, Dunkin Doughnuts, no Starbucks, it's classy enough for Long Island

[HectorJr1020]

Peter Luger's... so true.

[blckng]

Those dislikes? Those are Merrick girls.

[Nuwavenan]

It should be the Shit South Shore Long Islanders say....

[OFFSHOREJOJO]

fUNNY1

[icarlyrocks1000]

haha funny vid i live in suffok county

[vintagemusic11]

this is only for nassau county:(

[marina1991x]

HAHA GREEN ACRES omg..i lived right by LI in queens and i heard most of this shit..

[nurielaron]

I gotta change at Jamaica??? Whataya crazy? What accent? I don have an accent!

[UnitarianTurtle]

The woman stereotype was so much like my aunt it was freaky.

[LscVip]

Lol great vid!! I live in suffolk county!



[JROB447]

i live in amityville represent

[dannycohenworld]

yea yea!!!

[katrinacorrea]

OOoooo myyyyy godddddd. LOLL!!!!!!!!! i'm from freeport. I'M CRYNGGG!!!!!!!!!!! best long island video

[xzano52]

Where do U have your eyebrows done ? Yes they are beautiful, great brows, great video ! I got this from a friend in AZ.

[taurus55]

@xzano52 thank uuuuuu!!! i go to a place called derosas'

[zamrock270]

It's such a shame this video only has 134,454 views. I'm from Baldwin, and I know so many people who say stuff like this every day. Particularly about getting to the city via 4 separate parkways and how not having Dunking Donuts coffee ruins peoples days. Great video man, really really funny.

[taurus55]

@zamrock270 thanku very much man....i jus watched your vids, u should do a review of my video i WOULD LOVE THAT!!!! and might get alot of hits. Add me on FB if u want

[zamrock270]

@taurus55 Ha it wont be good though. I'm better at English than cinematography.

[Nxtgr8mortician758]

@zamrock270 LMAO.!!! your so right.!! i live in Baldwin also.!!

[Lbowden77]

lol good vid the only thing is no one from Freeport, Uniondale, Roosevelt, Hempstead etc. talks like that funny nonetheless

[JMarciante]

This makes me miss Long Island!! You're hysterical....loved it.

[LexyAAA]

sooooo long island people like the word "Bro" apparently?

[itsonlyhalftime666X]

@LexyAAA this is like the 4th NY video i seen you on, you must love NY peoples don't you lol...

[InfaDave]

makes me hate living there even more...

[catalano35]

love it! i live in malverne vsn class of 2012

[Qtee08]

YOU ARE THE MAN! LOVE IT!! MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!

[taurus55]

@Qtee08 thank u!!! more to follow

[yungeodubbleg]

That pizzza plcae he's eating at is in malverne, near the theatre.

[genetheman82]

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, WE WILL SEE U AT CAROLINES! CHECK OUT MY SUPERBOWL VIDEO BRO! L.I.!

[taurus55]

@genetheman82 thank u man, add me on FB and kit, march is gonna be the carolines show, workin on a date now. I watched your vids already, funny stuff

[CandyHeart781]

LOLOLOLLLL



[johndeebs83]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!



[johndeebs83]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!



[jrtsprp]

Fucking best

[ninam06]

OMG the female is such a JAP.

[Rispolikid]

coming from nassau, i've maybe said like 4 of the things he said, in my life. lol

[NYCALABRESE]

I HATE WITH A PASSION THE BELT PARKWAY!

F U BELT PARKWAY!!!

[jackstaming]

hahahah you're hilarious

[silvernsilver11111]

This is sooo me.... XD Nassau and Suffolk kids are different, its true

[lovegmm12]

I go to Central and this is hilarious because everyone thinks Central is so ghetto but heyy its my home.. ;P

[XxCrystalxNethxX]

Lol at 0:35

That parts kinda true

[neon471]

I'm from Nassau and this is so relevant. This is by far the BEST Shit Blank Says video :D 

[genetheman82]

BRO!!! THIS IS EPIC!!!!!!! EPIC!!!!

[taurus55]

@genetheman82 thank u man

[francmeister420]

@taurus55

this is so damn hilarious!! i gotta send it to my friends in other states to see what i suffer through everyday of my life.

[taurus55]

@francmeister420 yes please please do!!! they will love it!!! thanks again.

[89Hicks89]

should be shit nassau county people say.

[JiZ3LL3]

LMAFOO I Go to Central High LMAO its not bad at all.

[tannenh]

great video, only you spell "starring" with 2 r's, not 1...

[taurus55]

@tannenh I kno it was a typo and i didnt catch it until i posted the video, thanks 4 lookin out tho :-)

[shessomickey]

Ahaha, this is too accurate.

[ZachTriesTooHard]

The train area was filmed in Valley Stream x.x awesome!!

[bslax027]

First of All if you think Fire Island is for Fags YOU ARE WAY OFF!!! I live here year round and trust me....we aint no fags haha

[taurus55]

@bslax027 lol look at the vide on my channel, Im gay, also the character said it, not me lol.

[BronyLI]

funny

[privasflores]

"ma do I have to tip the delivery guy" lol I ask all the time.

[jonbsmooth24]

really amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[adk2295]

Merrickkkkkk. This is pretty accurate. Ahahha. But not the sluts part.

[xXhawtchikXx]

Im from Merrick and NOT like that at all

[jcmendozaStj10]

"You shop at green acres mall? ........ Do you carry a gun?" That really is the exact reaction I get when I tell people I shop there .. "Valley Stream Central is so ghetto" .. graduated in 2010 .. ghetto as shit lol so good .. well done

[perikenS]

I'm probably biased, (SOUTH SHORE REPRESENT!) but out of all of these videos, this is by far, "the one that got it right".

Strong Island!

[AKALORENZO24]

Thomas you are destined for stardom..If you people like this u have to see this guy live

[taurus55]

@AKALORENZO24 thank u soooo much that really means alot to me

[SunOfaBeach22]

lmao sooo true!! love the video Tom!<3

[Naski69]

"OMG THEY FORGOT TO GIVE US NOODLES!!!" MY FAVE!

[chelseaohtotty]

Port Jeff representttt

[Italiankid1029]

We're new jersey with the occasional nerd

[illlcrazymethod]

lol nice shout out for Valley Stream Central High school... i graduated 05 and it has gotten pretty ghetto gotta admit

[ShangDitya]

I used to live in Long Island but only for the first 6 years of my life (: I go back to visit almost every month or two and once when I was visiting my friends, they had the accent like "radeatah" and as soon as I was like "haha you guys have an accent!" They're like "NO! We don't have akscents!! No we don't!" this video is accurate it's not even funny! Well actually, it's really funny.(:

-J

[ATLxTheMainexAAR]

"look at this bitch", "you can turn on red asshole"....im embarrassed to admit that i say both of these things everydayy

[ligrinder]

brilliant



[AliBaliBabe96]

Your going to glo tonight? Let's go to Joyce Leslie

[jimmysevolution]

Siccckkkk Bro!!!

[Jennnifera13]

You shop at Green Acres?... Do u carry a gun? Bwwaaahahahahaha .... im from Howard Beach but i am guilty of everything in this video, F'n awesome !

[1020Frito]

Dude. I live in Valley Stream! 3:10

[lilgretzkypro187]

too much nassau lol...can def relate to the use of "bro" all the time though. And the chinese food one is so fucking true ahaha..

[SpictacularJon]

I'm from Bay Shore "Heart of the South Shore" son!! lmao that was some funny shit. btw I never say Strong Island. Then again I'm not white either hahahaha

[petermarintv]

Lol, I go to Central... -__-

[Livz213]

Bloomin' Onion = Chilli's. Outback stole it. Good video tho. Thank God I don't change at Jamaica.

[chelseafaye93]

lol just graduated from central in 2011.

[jinajung]

"you shop at green acres mall? do you carry a gun?" HAHA sunrise allll day

[Th3youngPrinc3]

I Go to central -_-

[LilNemoFish]

THIS.

[ndsamsays]

sooo true but EVERYONE on long island always huffs about the jamaica transfer. like why are you not used to it because EVERYONE transfers at jamaica . lol

[hottopic115]

XD Merrick girls aren't ALL sluts!

[Thruthevine]

Hahahaha "Bro the city is right there!! All you have to do is hope on the Southern state to the cross island to the L.I.E. to the B.Q.E and where there!!!" FKN Hilarious!!!

[cbiv79]

hahahaha hysterical. but it should be renamed "shit ppl in nassau say", us suffolk cats are bad, but not that bad lol

[titans1127]

Angelo's Pizza!!!!!!

[leiighanne]

HAHAHAHA i'm definitely guilty of most of these.. as soon as it started i was like, shit i fuckin say that all the time. it definitely makes me feel like such a tool. i'm in the city almost every weekend, next time i'll have to keep an eye out for one of your shows! haha south shore representttt !!

[AshleysFightt]

LOL About green acres!!!

[JeannineAnne]

It always amuses me how Nassau peeps say different things than those of us from Suffolk. lol

[stayfitrideanimal]

@JeannineAnne lol sooo true