I found your channel while taking a dump with my laptop, I'm wearing headphones listening and laughing while plopping...my wife must think Im losing my mind listening on the other side. Love your videos
jetfire wasn't a stealth bomber. he was some sort of blackbird jet. if you remember, jetfires vehicle mode was a long and narrow black jet whereas a stealth bomber is a stubby triangle shape with sectioned wings.
He could have been old but went to earth in his OLD age, and scanned a blackbird and ended up going into stasis lock after a long time of not being awake and ended up in a museum
blackout was not in the movie it was a Decepticon named Grindor.
Grindor was a Decepticon greatly similar to Blackout from the 2007 movie. Grindor shares both Blackout's MH-53 Pave Low helicopter alternative mode, and his robot model
then that is a cheap way to get around redesigning a new character. who was bonecrusher then? he was shown moving across the sand in the final battle.
it seems rampant throughout the movie. the same type of construction vehicle would have the same colors even if they were different characters (construction vehicles that formed devastator were the same color and type as construction vehicles/robots that were fighting the humans/autobots). It got confusing but I guess the decepticons only scanned a handful of vehicles which forced some to 'share' disguise types.
i think we all know that they just did that to sell more toys and use the same figures with just repaints. save money on the CG but they could have explained it. people tring to follow who is who got totally lost.
I think they needed sam to find the matrix to turn on the 'sun destroyer'.
What I didn't get was that megatron was supposedly looking for the allspark in the first movie. Yet when he speaks to the fallen it seems that his mission all along was to get the matrix.
lucky that the allspark landed on the planet where the matrix was hidden...even better that the matrix was hidden just a few miles from where the 'machine of doom' was hidden :P
Man you are THE funniest person on here bar none, I agree with a lot of your points, the film is riddled with holes and if I were Hasbro I'd be livid with this film. How do you market a line of toys that transform on a film where there a suprisingly few on screen transformations and where a franchise that relies on character to sell toys has a film where half the time you can't tell the robots apart. To say I'm disappointed with what this film has done to my hobby is an understatement!!!!
Man you are THE funniest person on here bar none, I agree with a lot of your points, the film is riddled with holes and if I were Hasbro I'd be livid with this film. How do you market a line of toys that transform on a film where there a suprisingly few on screen transformations and where a franchise that relies on character to sell toys has a film where half the time you can't tell the robots apart. To say I'm disappointed with what this film has done to my hobby is an understatement!!
me to remember the ealryist time is 9:30 get their early the tickits wont be sold out and at anytime before noon tickits are $5 at nooon and after that they are $7 (well for adlut they are me and my mom are going.... i'm 12) last time i saw a movie in the theater is whn i saw Spider man 3
I found your channel while taking a dump with my laptop, I'm wearing headphones listening and laughing while plopping...my wife must think Im losing my mind listening on the other side. Love your videos
chachipower 1 year ago
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jarodhanning1 2 years ago
why was the cam all blurry????
Vomisainc 2 years ago
heyyyyyyyyy,
entertaining review man, keep it up!
BrewsterMcCloud1974 2 years ago
The blue dude was I think Jolt, and he was largely cut from the script.
FirestreakRodimusPr 2 years ago
Jetfire needed All-spark like Old People need caltrate or viagra. He just needed it to get kick-started.
FirestreakRodimusPr 2 years ago
jetfire wasn't a stealth bomber. he was some sort of blackbird jet. if you remember, jetfires vehicle mode was a long and narrow black jet whereas a stealth bomber is a stubby triangle shape with sectioned wings.
mightymaxisback 2 years ago
the point is still the same. skyfire is still old.
robotadventures 2 years ago
jetfire. weren't you guys talking about how he can't be that old if he's a stealth bomber... ?
mightymaxisback 2 years ago
He could have been old but went to earth in his OLD age, and scanned a blackbird and ended up going into stasis lock after a long time of not being awake and ended up in a museum
Riceatron 2 years ago
see my post below
Riceatron 2 years ago
blackout was not in the movie it was a Decepticon named Grindor.
Grindor was a Decepticon greatly similar to Blackout from the 2007 movie. Grindor shares both Blackout's MH-53 Pave Low helicopter alternative mode, and his robot model
cliffjumperprime2 2 years ago
then that is a cheap way to get around redesigning a new character. who was bonecrusher then? he was shown moving across the sand in the final battle.
robotadventures 2 years ago
it seems rampant throughout the movie. the same type of construction vehicle would have the same colors even if they were different characters (construction vehicles that formed devastator were the same color and type as construction vehicles/robots that were fighting the humans/autobots). It got confusing but I guess the decepticons only scanned a handful of vehicles which forced some to 'share' disguise types.
darkwulf147 2 years ago
Money, dude.
You can't just create new characters and design them and do all that stuff.
Movies have a set budget for certain things, they just reused models in other scenes to save time and money.
Can easily be explained by saying that the 'cons just use the same alt mode.
Riceatron 2 years ago
i think we all know that they just did that to sell more toys and use the same figures with just repaints. save money on the CG but they could have explained it. people tring to follow who is who got totally lost.
robotadventures 2 years ago
Good points on the plot holes.
I think they needed sam to find the matrix to turn on the 'sun destroyer'.
What I didn't get was that megatron was supposedly looking for the allspark in the first movie. Yet when he speaks to the fallen it seems that his mission all along was to get the matrix.
darkwulf147 2 years ago
so im thinking he was only looking for the alspark so he could get the clues to get the matrix of leadership
robotadventures 2 years ago
ahh...good one. that didn't even cross my mind.
lucky that the allspark landed on the planet where the matrix was hidden...even better that the matrix was hidden just a few miles from where the 'machine of doom' was hidden :P
darkwulf147 2 years ago
( BIG BLUE GUY ) = JOLT
thok78 2 years ago
the blue transformer is named Jolt
redmagedragoon 2 years ago
yes
windrazor2003 2 years ago
Rotten Tomatoes has ROTF at 20%...damn, that is really rotten.
I guess Bay went crazy with this film.
Devaststor has testicles? Really?! For fuck's sake, Bay...you 12 year-old!
SpeedingStudent 2 years ago
go jack off to g1
EvangelionUnit13 2 years ago
Go jack of to Evangellion, you little bitch.
Now go upstairs and eat your graham crackers.
SpeedingStudent 2 years ago
go jack off to speeding students
now go downstairs and shit your noodles
EvangelionUnit13 2 years ago
Nice try son. Come back when your balls drop.
SpeedingStudent 2 years ago
I laughed so hard at that part
then was like "Wait a minute seriously?"
Digitdood2 2 years ago
I aim to please.
SpeedingStudent 2 years ago
Why did you blurr-out your chin? I bet there are a lot of disappointed young ladies now (and gents).
domokun555 2 years ago 4
because he's actually Obama. But it's a secret
Hepathos 2 years ago
3:40
Because the autobots do not abuse the allsparks power, because they are the good guys.
Decepticons = bad = frenzy getting his body back
Sector 7 = bad = testing it on cell phones
Autobots = good = bumblebee not getting new legs/jazz not being revived/optimus not being revived.
1451tyler 2 years ago
haaaaaaa loooool
kill5ou 2 years ago
'where r u!?"
'under the enemy's testicles!' LOL simmons eyeing devastator's balls.!!!!!!
silasya77 2 years ago
Man you are THE funniest person on here bar none, I agree with a lot of your points, the film is riddled with holes and if I were Hasbro I'd be livid with this film. How do you market a line of toys that transform on a film where there a suprisingly few on screen transformations and where a franchise that relies on character to sell toys has a film where half the time you can't tell the robots apart. To say I'm disappointed with what this film has done to my hobby is an understatement!!!!
vanhorso 2 years ago
Man you are THE funniest person on here bar none, I agree with a lot of your points, the film is riddled with holes and if I were Hasbro I'd be livid with this film. How do you market a line of toys that transform on a film where there a suprisingly few on screen transformations and where a franchise that relies on character to sell toys has a film where half the time you can't tell the robots apart. To say I'm disappointed with what this film has done to my hobby is an understatement!!
vanhorso 2 years ago
im going to see it to day great review
ninjapiraka 2 years ago
me to remember the ealryist time is 9:30 get their early the tickits wont be sold out and at anytime before noon tickits are $5 at nooon and after that they are $7 (well for adlut they are me and my mom are going.... i'm 12) last time i saw a movie in the theater is whn i saw Spider man 3
amartinez97 2 years ago
hey!!!! why am i in this video?!
ssjautobot 2 years ago
I loved the movie!
SICMetal74 2 years ago
you was doing that terminator 2 slow walk, its like you just need to run over there and kill those motherfuckers lol
gonzy18 2 years ago
good review, um im watchimg the previews as we speak and im amped up. love i phone
UltraMarcus28 2 years ago
hahahahahaha ur one of the funniest guys ive seen on youtube
EvangelionUnit13 2 years ago 2
strangest opening to a video...ever
NathanDanielMaskel 2 years ago