Testosterone SUCKS

[klsanchezmeow]

On the Aland Islands, we have a word for people like this man who puts down others...a ruffian!

[kaylita617]

omg!! zipter... you are HI.LA.RIOUS.... omg..

[Hrimfauxie]

best laugh ever.

[collegeEverday]

I go on Stickam too!

[8008louise]

You are Awesome!

[Zipster08]

@YACScrazy SO get the hell outta here before some of the queer rubs off on you! You don't have far to go anyway...we all know you're hot for Bo Burnham!!

[1JasonMraz]

@Zipster08 you tell 'em... ps zipster your awesome

[LongStoryxMike]

dude you're awesome and I hope when I get to be an older guy dealing with bullshit from people over being trans I still have the same zest for life and just awesomeness that you do.

[lovebasil]

We can pee standing up

LOL

[HarleyDuryea]

what did you think about Brokeback Mountain, Zipster? I was offended. I thought it was homophobic because the sex scenes were so rapey. But I'm a bisexual girl not a homosexual man so I'd be interested in your opinion.

[B0ngHitta]

he talks like a girl talks. not in a negative light, he just talks like a woman. Reminds me of the groups of women sitting around sipping tea.

Too bad more old people dont have his spirit and zest.

[glegear]

Dad??

[kooldude619rey]

Whut Dee Fugg? WJHTA THE FUCK?

[boxergirl84]

He's abit crazy, but i like it.

He's got a reall zest for life for an old guy, i like that in people, no matter what ur age is.

[fmcg552]

GAY

YOU SUCK NOOB!

[nobiirock]

r you gay????..

[AugustusLarch]

You are missing your calling.

You should be a police detective or something. Your talent is being wasted.

Huh?

[islamrapesthemind]

duh

[SirrenaLives]

i like cinema scope! your video is so much clearer in the picture. neat :D

[AugustusLarch]

Stop at 1:32. This is a great shot.

[Shuffle3956]

he looks like my grandpa

he really does lol

[AugustusLarch]

Zipster is a really cool person.

He is a genuinely beutiful person.

[HermanHermes]

haha lol yeah

[AugustusLarch]

Thanks man.

If you feel you need to mobilize look me up.

I'm official and know how to direct.

I can give anyone better structure.

[thegaymaker]

Hello there, I randomly came across this video and I must say it's great. You made me smile. You are adorable and thank you for that

[letishsnowdaisies14]

hey zip.! i'm a long-time subscriber from the way-bak days. xD ... well, i was. lol. but, then i had this whole account issue er w/e. sho, i wasn't on youtube for months on end. obv. i missed a lawt. jush wondering ... but, what happened wiff sign543.? D:

[chthonic19]

classclown555 is a painfully obvious, deeply self-hating closet case.

[Tree023]

cowboys!?

hahah

no but your pretty cool, zipster (:

*subscribe*

[classclown555]

There's nothing more sad than a tired, New York Jew Queen. Soon the trips to Key West and San Francisco will be too much and you'll be forced to discover that you have no spouse, no children, and have traded a chance at a more full life for giddy esoteric lonliness.

I hope your memories of pride parades, restroom trysts, and watching friends die too young from the virus are enough to console you in your soon to be remaining days in a nursing facility.

[staffsonchains]

classclown555. There's nothing more sad than someone who obviosly likes to search for video's you don't even like and then on top that come to a conclusion based on your own obviosious self indulged loneliness.

You obviously failed and now you like to hope others to foolow in your steps.

[cknate]

I think there are many things more sad and clearly you are one of them assclown555

What a hateful pointless comment to make.

I cannot begin to imagine why anyone would take time out of their day to make such a spiteful comment about another human being.

Zipster has thousands of friends who love him all around the world. You got nothing.

[jfroman82]

Senior Edition LMAO

[tanzui1]

HAHA Zipster, i bet you could talk for hours about random stuff. you just lay it down how it is and its interesting, you find the most common things funny and your accent is great. you are a funny man my friend :D

[suzimar57]

wow - you look younger in Wide Screen! - love when you ramble on with unrelated topics!

[Nic33rd]

Good times, eh? Hehehe

[MultipleSocket]

So cinemascope is invented especially for gays? ^^

[billydakid10]

U R GAYER THAN AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr9LM]

You're cool :)

[joelarama]

Om MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

[PhotogenicKid]

were u okay? haha, u were laughing a lot! :P

[OhCurt]

Boomer is right but you make excellent counter arguments.

And why do I get the impression that you're still laughing 4 days after you recorded this? LOL

[crazymouse2345]

Nice you should keep using cinema scope so we can see more of you!

LOL as soon as you said the jhon wayne /clint east wood part i got an image of them, that would be hillaraious.

[Malibrouj]

You are the best zipster!

[smokeme23]

lmao oh zipster you leave me in stitches! ha ha ha your so funny!

that is so how my brain works! always one thing to the next!

[lmtelling]

The only way to get my ex-wife's face on youtube is to film her with Super Ultra Wide Panavision CinemaScope IMAX film...Then project it on an observatory or the moon or at night then capture it with a video camera on a cloudless night...that's the only way.. Oh.. I am bad. LoL !

[ReikoSpazz]

I"M BLIND!!!! (in my minds eye that is)

Thanks for sharing that magical movie idea with us Zip.... -_-lll

Love the widscreen. Its neat to see all the Youtube channels change to the new widescreen style.

*~t3h C.

[amyj0nline45]

i love cinemascope!

[MetaRLfunkyman123]

screw YOU

[cozzy120]

respect your elders!!

[RainbowSunshineDust]

Youve well put me in the mood for brokeback mountain (:

you always cheer me up zipsterr.

i love your laugh :))))

[Time2Relax]

your laugh always puts me in a good mood

[FlaviusTheGreat]

haha. awesome.

[grimacinglummox]

12 seconds?? I'm sure I think about it more than that!

[appleleah]

ur so much fun to watch love ur vids zipster x

[Hanzi89]

Love you zippy! You make me laugh =)

[technoturtle]

Zipster, you are hilarious! I love you man!

[Sunnybunny2006]

Hi Zip, love the cinemascope look!

[christopherinsc1981]

that was one evil laugh at the end lol And I can't figure out what to do to make it go to wide screen :O(

[Imaginaryflower]

SENOIR edition haha. love it!

For the record, we women love testosterone...

[grendelee]

i can answer that. they dont. the porn industry is on a decline, because of over saturation. reality porn is everywhere, with zero production value. but, basically, if the site makes over the 500 dollars it cost for the chick, its a profit.

[x30175]

I thought we guys think of sex every 35 seconds. So does this mean I'm behind you other guys a lot?

[HeLuvsMeMore]

HHHHHHHAHAHAHAH! *cant breeeeeeathhhheee!* Oh man! If I could rate that one more than once I would spend the day doing so! That was one of the best vids yet! I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Hahahahaha!

[rantinglooneytab]

You never fail to make me laugh dude. Thanks!

[mystimayhem]

OMG haha I heart John. His music is indeed awesome. hahaha you are great, I LOVE your laugh, it just makes me smile (btw, john sent me to youporn too, and I initially found out about xtube from one of your vlogs. lol )

[fehquig]

Testosterone? My production must be way down...

[sarcasmosis]

Like Clint Eastwood cowboys or like John Wayne cowboys or like Val Kilmer cowboys? Come to think of it, from an objective point of view, I'm not sure there's a wrong answer.

[Saraswatifan]

What are women thinking of when we're thinking of sex?

[ExMicroDotLover]

omg i love you. xoxoxox

[strangeparty]

I think that was the longest laugh in the history of YouTube!

Hey! You should have a laughing contest. You can be the prize, dressed as a cowboy. lol

[Jardinami]

When I was a kid I had a crush on Clint Walker. I wonder what he looks like now. Think I will go check it out. Thanks Zip!

[Jardinami]

OMG I found him, I wanna cry. Getting old really sucks.

[MattieCooper]

Good one Zip! Make sure you run out and see Milk asap! Sean Penn is totally amazing and it's great. I filled the entire widescreen frame 720x410, but for some reason it only worked with Square pixels...if someone can please explain that one to me, please do! Shouldn't it be rectangular pixels when exporting???

[GuiltyInnocenceX]

Lmfao @ Brokeback Mountain: Senior Edition.

That's fantastic Zipster and I definitely needed a laugh right now. xD

[FrickenTrevor]

love your laugh zipster!

[FantasticBabblings]

Cowboys on xtube? Send me a link.

[alphaba2]

I got the biggest kick out of you getting the biggest kick out of yourself.

[sinrboy]

Oh Zippy how I <3 you!!!!!!!!!

[imdamama1]

Hmmm...kinda makes you think about the phrase "go ahead punk, make my day" in a whole new way. LOL...great video!

[missdivinestalls]

John Wayne and Clint Eastwood! My mother would love it!!

[SCRuBSGuY5]

The picture is great Zip!!!!

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

Just another night in Stickam with you Terry!

ciao bello Reynaldo with Love & Peace from San Francisco Baby!

[Armandomundo]

So awesome.

I cracked up laughing at the exact same moment as you, twice in this vid. Ridiculous!

[BrentAudi]

You are so funny!

I hope you liked my video on Youporn!

Oh, and the ads on your video here were all for Testosterone Therapy!

Brent

[Radicalreels]

I heard so much about you! This is the first video of yours, I've watched! Lol, You seem really cool!

[djben1977]

WoW! Cinemascope! Hey, VistaVision!

[Dezsi]

"..on cinemascope, widescreen - fabulous" =D =D

You're so much fun Zip!

[Ardenwolfe]

You make me laugh. Brokeback Senior Edition? LOL God, that's classic!

Wolfe

[ragged07]

I love you zipster!!Just want to squeek ya LOL!

[NellyNinja]

WOOOO WIDESCREEN!

[FFLthug]

Honestly. I think Zipster might be into the chronic. But, that being said, there's nothing wrong with a little toke here and there. 'Nuff said.

[LoveVampire]

It must be awesome to pee while standing. :(

[midnightprism]

Widescreen and Fabulous. Love it!

[JoeM2000]

Hey Zip, you look nice on widescreen!

[whenyagetdrafted]

I love you!

[princessdana99]

You have the most contagious laugh Zip! I love it! Personally, I prefer YouPorn over XTube.

[SarafinaPrettyToes]

your the best

[bigmike4569]

Loved the laugh... and X-tube... and youporn lmao! I was like Zip is stealing all my sites! LOL Love ya

[xstarbucksjunkie]

haha xD

[HumanBlade666]

BrokeBack Mountain Senior Sequal Sounds Like A Nice Ring To It Zip! :) Needed a good laugh today been a busy week but will see you as always in the wonderful fantastic realm of nutcheese!

[toadlytadpole]

You are all full of giggles today.

[funkwurm]

I wonder that too about pay-sites, but apparently they're doing better business than Hollywood itself. There's loads of these YT style sites, Juan Mann (yes, the free hugs guy) tipped me and others to redtube com when I was in Melbourne.

Also, guys don't think about sex every x interval. I feel that the thing is its superduper easy to make me think about it. Any girl that I can be even slightly attracted to makes me wonder "how would it be with her" when I really even don't wanna think that.

[sr58785]

oh god zipster you are hilarious.

do more in widescreen! I like it =)

[childre24]

senior edition LOL, and it's not any friend of mine that comes every month. This is a great video, had me cracking up LMAO!!! How many beers did you drink? LOL j/k Love ya! Liana

[Zipster08]

A few....and a few shots of vodka!!

[tokatevez]

Was that comment for me?

[childre24]

LOL zip! I figured haha. Thanks for the response back. Hope you're having a great weekend.

[Domomachine]

Only you zipster could make a video about this kind of stuff and not get death threats. Keep it up.

[myWORLDizDIGITAL]

Zip, you totally came up with a sequal!

warning, GIGGLE FIT!!

lol, later on ZIP,

XEM

[Brazilady]

It's so good to come watch you zipzzzter...specialy when we need a smile.

oh! Why that add on your screen about

male menopause treatments?????

plus: is Mick Jagger sexy???

wth?

now this: Reduce your High FSH

oh man!

[Zipster08]

Thanks!

[zgbivana]

"Brokeback mountain - senior version" - HAHAHAHA, that's just AWESOME!!!

[mybugaboo]

Fabulous! Love the ending.

[oklahomagay]

U are so fucking funny i was rolling my ass off keep up the good work

[justpunkie]

YOUR SO FUNNY.. 5 STARS

[ladybard1968]

I used to have a big crush on Charles Bronson. His voice is so gravily. Sends you weak at thee knees. Then he always threatened to shoot the other cowboys who were abusing the women. Then he had his indian friend Tonto

[raluvyen]

your laugh is contagious, haha!!

[twister7boy]

cinema screen. that was great. hay men get pms. its called putting up with my own shit hehe. peace. gregg

[drocloce]

Looks great Z. Now you can gain weight to fill in the space(!?!)

Happy Holidays!

[Zipster08]

What are you...a TARGET snob??

[tokatevez]

what a hell?

[Zipster08]

???

[tokatevez]

Sorry just i was extremly sad and i write it sorry really. thats cool now you can read my comment at last. I like your videos and your cap named Jack really :)i am one of your fan grandfather:)

[russtex]

"Brokeback Mountain for Seniors"..LMAO!!!

[canucktunes]

Wayne - "I can't quit you, pilgrim"

Eastwood - "Make me feel lucky. Make out with me all day"

[Zipster08]

HA HA HA HA!!!

[091178442]

rofl i love tht film =), nd haha youporn for the win!

[katalina2007]

Cinema-screen is GREAT!!! youporn--gotta love it! Um yeah--I really cannot "visualize" John Wayne in ANY Brokeback movie--Clint Eastwood, sure why not! LOL!

[KrazyRawb]

Lmao you're hilarious! I actually like the cinema look. It's like, clearer

[jblucio3177]

what is your stickam account is so i can add you as a friend?

[Zipster08]

Same as YouTube!

[Momotaro15]

You have to "sit down" to pee? Ha Ha Ha!

[Reignbeau3]

Oh look how far I can spread my arms....it's fabulous. Love ya Zipster.

[Xtromass]

Who are you always talking about!? Jerryatrick? I can't find this dude on Youtube

[Reignbeau3]

He is geriatric1927

[flydarling]

You had me laughing so hard with the John Wayne thing that I had a coughing fit! Wait till hubby comes home I'll have to cheer him up with that film idea. Cheers, Lesley

[goldenstar199314]

aaw bless your amazing XD

[laughateria]

Zipster you are the greatest....you NEVER fail to make me laugh so hard that I almost pee my pants.....LOL

Love ya

Josh

[maineladydi]

You're friggin crazy!!

[thebeautywithin678]

Oh, Zipster, i love ya. And yes, I think the thing with a man thinking of sex every 12seconds is an exaggeration, I always heard it kind of different, but maybe is supposed to refer to how teenage boys think of sex, i don't know, you decidejust

[GramsandPapi]

Seriously funny! You had me spitting my water all over the room!! I have to remember to resist the sips when I watch your videos!! Thanks, Grams

[sober1980]

Terry you are such a sweetiepie! Love seeing more of you on big screen! PammieKay

[ImaMacBookPro]

LOL broke-back Mountain, That was hysterical Zipster

[zottepark]

lmao, you're funny, Zip!

[VooBells]

I love the way your mind works, Zip.

-Ellen

[1lightspeed]

Zipster, I swear to god that you are going to CHOKE if you don't stop laughing so damn hard! :)

[siderider2]

Zips I love your laugh....somehow it just lifts my spirit no matter what.....thanks..!!!!!

[GroovyGranny]

Well, thank you for that laugh. I enjoyed listening very much even though I about lost my coffee through my nose. I loved "Brokeback Mountain" but it was heartbreaking. Now the idea of Clint and the Duke playing the parts..well, let's just say, I love those guys but I don't think it would have had the same effect on me...he he he!! Have a great day, Zip, and keep spreadin' those arms in love. Hugs!

[Momoftwinsplus1]

Yee Haw Zipster!

[materialrainbow]

youporn is a good thing... i like it better then xtube too. :P People shouldn't be ashamed of watching porn. Not even women! lol

I love the cinemascope ... how do u do it?

and the laughing at the end was good :)

[Ghoul13th]

Brokeback Mountain Sr.Ha ha ha Too funny honey!

[Ca2rie59]

LOL...you nut!! (~~~)8

[qiranger]

Ahhhhhhhhh.. Cinemascope!

[222Rooms]

I Love A "Hot" Cowboy!!!

X-tube gets me into trouble, oop...

[distorteddogma]

Lookin' good, Zipster. Have you seen the take off to Brokeback Mountain?

Brokeback to the future: watch?v=8uwuLxrv8jY

It's not mine, just love it.

Be Well.

[Julsinmaine101]

Funny~ I had to laugh when you brought up John Wayne & Clint Eastwood in Brokeback mountain..that would be kinda funny!

[snowychloe]

Oh Zip, I love you.

[berlin1985school]

wow that was so random. wow look how far i can spread my arms!!! lol sooo funny that is why i love you zipster

[spittingimage4005]

But whatever!

[Angieanything]

Zip's losin' it people!!! LOL

Just joking Zipster! Love ya!!

[Merricksrant]

ROFL!

[Winger4u]

your video need to be 16:9 and not 'letterboxed' to be full-screen zipster... and if your video resolution is bigger than i think 720 x 1280 the video will be altomatically avaiable in HD. Neverterless, nice vid :)

[lexusfann]

What do you want for Christmas, AND How can I send it to you? I would like to give you a Christmas Gift, and no cowboys.....Love Ya Lex.

[cariosus]

0:14 hahahahahaha

[cataloger1]

Hey, Zip! Thanks for giving a shoutout to my hometown of Shreveport! Great video!

[B4TT3RY]

The ads that are displayed at the bottom of youtube videos are ridiculous! Underneath your face, in big bold letters it displays "HORMONE THERAPY FOR MEN!". Really youtube?

[Indie1Rob]

I know...women got the wrong end...child birth and mensies...our eye brows grow together...thats about it.

[TheDailyMonk]

lol fabulous

[Beachmama57]

Boys will be boys!

[jonread12]

die

[SamuelHorler]

Lol, the ending laugh is the best! Hahahahah....

[QuickyBaby]

senior edition. pro

[sasssuke]

yo Zipster ya ever think of making a mini movie or something? :]

[Argentium009]

Oh man, I've gotta go send John a comment now! I can get even for his "Dick's Sporting Goods" crack now! Muhahahaha!

[russell56443]

Very informative Zippy!

I wondered what was up with those cigar guys you see on the net,they always look pissed off and real serious???

There cowboy's,now I know,that's a hard job LOL!!

[hectorvrl]

lol ! =p

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

aww Zippy...JohnLWright is a great mate of mine...now...as for YOU PORN???...wooohoooo......lolol­...

[boyoedge]

personality personified,thats you zipster.you'd be pants wettingly hillarious talking about boil lancing.

[Donnie2020]

ew can you not talk about xtube so openly?

lol

[SEXYgayIOWAboy]

bondege baby

[tabloidjunk]

yep.. lookin good in wide screen. i loves it.

funny video today..

Loves Ya.

[HeyyyItzTonya]

Shreveport in the HOUSE!!!! Never heard of John L Wright and I'm from Shreveport... I'll have to look him up and check him out... Great video Zipster... Always looking for a good laugh from you and you never let me down :o)

OXOX,

Tonya!

[JohnLWright]

Oh that laugh is killing me

[xOREGx]

Zipster - Cinemascope went wrong on this video of yours, black bars on all four sides.

If you're using a Mac, I'd be happy to share a screencast tutorial with you that I'm about to publish, though i haven't yet found a way to convert this screencast clip into something I can actually upload to YouTube.

Just leave me a note if you're interested in how to do 16:9 the right way.