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  • he had enough money to move from Germany to sudan after being ruined?

  • "And I will not come back."

    Really? Really? Thank Almighty God! This has been delayed for far too long.

  • Uwe Boll is not your George Clooney bullshit.

  • Uwe Boll is a reallive troll and a thread to all hypocrites.

    I love his work. hopefully he gonna more of this shit.

    Hollywood can only learn from hin... He's intelligent and knows how to stike you with your own mirror

  • i know him, he live still here in my street!! :D PROUD xD

  • O big deal. Black humor, A four letter word here, a four letter word there. He is a bad, bad boy, uhhhhh! What a shitty German. Hey folks, Uwe Boll is just a Brand. Not more.

  • god, what started out funny was quickly ruined by his fucking awful attempts at humor. it's not that he's a terrible director, he's just a huge, arrogant dick

  • @mikepyro713 Actually, it's both..

  • @1Fireycat no I'm saying its not that he's a good director, he's beyond awful, the reason I hate him so much is he's a dick.

  • @mikepyro713 Ah.. But I agree with you, he's a pretentious dick..

  • FUCK OFF HATERS, BITCHES  !!!

  • WOW! His English is worse than his German...and I am German. *uhuuu*

  • The worst thing about this spoof? It was a joke...

  • Uwe Boll rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I zink zat ze germanz zpeak verry funny englizh!

  • You just don´t understand this guy.He is the pinky & the brain of the movie business.I eagerly await his announced biopic of Mother Therese.As always I gonna have fun, bodycount calculator on board.

  • Come on guys, leave him alone. At least he accepts the harsh, dark, negative, destructive, erosive, and obviously unanimous critisicm that he has to endure.

  • @timewzrd3 by this response it's obvious he doesn't. in fact he went on tv and fixed a boxing match so he could beat the shit out of critics who disrespected him. he thinks he's great, and that more than anything else is why we despise him

  • Brilliant! He is a really smart guy, he simply sues the people who don't like his masterpieces. Sophisticated money-burner, first class yawn stimulator.

  • the end of UWE BOLL??

    I wish, but this fucker keeps coming back, he's a parasite off the movie industry.

  • What a little bitch, "Oh, you don't like my movies? Fuck you! They are awesome and i am a genius! You don't undertsand!" God! I wish he had fought Seanbaby, Seanbaby would have kicked his ass.

  • he's right, razzie faggots are the worst things in history of movie making. they just look at what's popular, not what's the worst. dude, they nominated fucking Al Pacino for a razzie, FUCK ME!

  • ziziz funny. boll for president!

  • I love Uwe!

  • hahahahhahah i love this guy

  • FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!

  • UWE UWE UWE UWE!!! one of the very few real artists in cinema today

  • i live uwes humor not all of his movies are watch able but a few a pretty good like postal

  • Shithead

  • I AM BOLL FAN!!!!!

  • gotta love the guy. and his movies. it's awesome trash. :) and I mean it!

  • sheety rayzee monimonamtions

  • uwe boll doesnt suck

  • It is a pretty arrogant fantasy to make a movie about a small throng of lily white yuppies trying to save a village from the Janjaweed. No wonder there's hardly any mention of this movie on the internet. Bad taste.

  • D@#n RIGHT Uwe! Postal is cool!

  • He has a nice life in a hat?

  • for a man who makes perpetually horrible movies, he sure doesn't take perpetual shunning very well. He thinks he is the greatest thing to happen to movies, and that the rest of the world is stupid because we don't think so

  • @Menokokoro Not many get his humor.

  • @betterbeavailable oh i get it, it's just not funny

  • @betterbeavailable

    Because it is not funny.

  • I like the guy but his films are so fucking bad.

  • l love Uwe Boll he is fucking hilarious, his movies are so bad that they are good like how can you not like House Of The Dead that movie is fucking genius!

  • the intro to postal was hilarious

  • Yeah... we hate those... ray-zees.

  • This guy reminds me of Tommy Wiseau.

  • @allabasterkt

    oh hi mark

  • @kronokronic

    Hi Denny!

  • RAYZEE EISHOLES

  • Uwe Boll is the worst director of all time, not Ed Wood. Ed Wood's movies are at least entertaining, Uwe Boll's movies makes me want to slit my throat.

  • @Blodpuddingsuger Actually,since Ed Wood wrote more movies than he directed,he's more of a writer.How about if we say he's the worst writer and Uwe Boll's the worst director?

  • @YT0Vits

    Seems fair

  • Michael Bay was alright director and distinctively better than Boll. But after his piece of fucking shitty trash Transfailure 2, I see him as basically Uwe Boll with better film equipment and effects and rich soundtrack composers. Take those away and you have an Uwe Boll variant.

  • "Thank you for destroying my life"

    Your welcome. :D

    But wait, it was you who destroyed your own life cos your movies suck. We the audience are just being truthful. Don't blame us. Blame yourself, douchebag. Just stay in your hut and never come back.

  • Hurray! The world's worst director is defeated!

  • All the people that hate on Boll, just fuck off. Sure his movies are stupid, but if you look past the fact that they're shitty, they're kind of funny and amusing to watch. I think he's a good man for not giving a fuck what critics think, go BOLL!

  • FUCKING LOL.

    Uwe Boll needs to stop making shit like Bloodrayne and House of the Dead, and make more kick ass movies like Stoic, Darfur, Rampage, and Hearts of America, hell Seed and Tunnel rats was slightly enjoyable in the "Drink beer and watch a crappy movie" way. Maybe if he only stopped adappting FUCKING VIDEO GAMES, he'd start winning good awards.

  • @chobitz7 He pretty much just sucks all-around as a director and a movie producer. I always find myself wishing that he would somehow read some of my comments just so I could see him TRY to goad me into a fight. He might be surprised by what would happen in that scenario. Yes, I know he's an amateur boxer. He should stick with that instead of making movies, IMO...

    If he weren't an arrogant bastard that tries to beat up people who don't like his movies, I'd probably hate him less.

  • @TheUnpromisedOne He fights these people and beats their ass because they said they want to beat his ass in the first place, and he said "Fine, lets go!" and ever since then he has held this thing where he lives that you can schedule a fight with him if you want to kick his ass. He never challenges anyone who didn't already threaten him. . . except Micheal Bay, but who gives a fuck about him. . .

  • @chobitz7 I won't lie... Michael Bay is a douchebag as well, but at least SOME of his movies aren't unforgivably horrible like Uwe Boll's are. Others, however...

  • @TheUnpromisedOne Lol, yeah, but i personally feel that Uwe's video game films are not a result of the retardation we believe, maybe he's doing it as a cruel german joke, or he thought that this is what america likes, mindlessly violent films with absurd plot, but it is very obvious that when he dose films that are near and dear to him (Stoic, Darfur, Rampage, Final Storm, Hearts of America) He makes some good fucking movies,

  • @TheUnpromisedOne Micheal Bay's films got the advantage of being from a guy who actually understands american hollywood films, thus his films being ok, except transfuckers 2.... oh god....

  • @chobitz7 Also, Uwe Boll just acts like a complete douchebag and acts like he's "ze only focking genius in ze focking beezness", and he acts like he's superior to everybody else. I can't really blame a lot of people for wanting to kick his ass.

  • @TheUnpromisedOne Well, he is a smart guy, he really makes alot of good points in alot of his non-V.G. films, and actually defends his points intellectually (without ass kicking) so he is very smart guy, and he is a very smart buisness man, despite the horrid films he has made, he actually has never lost money to a film, he always either uses the tax law, or he actually make a good film that get a $ return, he just needs to quit the asshole

  • who knows he just may win an oscar!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • wow his english is SO bad.

  • It's actually quite an awesome decision Uwe! You knowingly removed yourself from the society. You almost deserve a Darwin Award.

  • @casperado666 if he hung himself he would be honored with a nobel peace prize....(just kidding uwe, not really though, well......dont kill yourself just raise sheep in deep in the mountains somewhere)

  • I heard something VERY awful about Uwe Boll just a minute ago... So, he actually has REAL rape victims from Darfur on this movie? And he's actually going to have them reenact their rapes? What a fucking piece of shit. Now I think he deserves every single drop of hatred he's gotten. He deserves a lot more. Fucking bastard.

    Please tell me he's just claiming he has real rape victims on his set just to set off his myriad haters. Please tell me that he isn't a COMPLETE monster.

  • @TheUnpromisedOne It's not like he forced them, if they said yes, then it's all good.

  • @chobitz7 Well, he probably didn't tell them the whole story if they actually consented. They probably weren't told that they were going to be forced to endure reliving the horror they had already experienced before. Like I said, he deserves all of his hatred. It's bad enough that if I saw him, I'd already probably want to beat his fucking ass, but he's obviously going out of his way to get everybody he can to feel like that.

  • @TheUnpromisedOne I actaully saw Darfur the other day, and the rape scenes were actually treated with great care, i can see where he's coming from when it comes to this, he want realistic emotion, many indie filmmakers have done things like hire real gang members or mugging victims to play serious scenes that only someone \

  • @TheUnpromisedOne who lived it can show, and I gotta say, Darfur is very good, and I think it should be the film at the forefront of the Darfur Genocide protests and help efforts, I believe he donated to the Darfur efforts, or one of them at least, with the proceeds from this film...

  • @chobitz7

    The only Uwe Boll film I've ever seen is "Darfur". I was stunned. Was not expecting it to be as powerful as it was. Reading up on the production history was also very enlightening. If you can, look for the behind-the-scenes video that somebody posted on Youtube, it's really eye-opening. Uwe Boll is very composed and thoughtful in his discussing the movie, and it's clear that he took this project very seriously.

  • "Go back to your stupid Starbucks in West Hollywood, you prick." Classic.  Love this guy.

  • 1968 Tunnel Rats is a grat movie! I don't know why this movie became bad critics.

  • dieser primat hat an derselben uni studiert wie ich!

  • if only this was true

  • i watched half of postal i had to stop though cause it pissed me off too much

  • he might suck at directing but he's really really funny.

    he should quit directing and become a comedian

  • the end of uwe boll?? GOD lets hope so!!!

  • even though he makes SHITTY movies that sucks donkey balls,he seems like a pretty nice dude

  • Go back to your fucking Starbucks.lol this guy's hilarious!Wait he's serious? Oh...

  • the ehd of uwe boll? i certainly hope so

  • Uwe Boll can remain in Darfur and dig more holes in the dirt. There, he is a thousand times better.

  • tell me. if u were a person who has a doctarate in literature, u wouldn't start to use all these words, because the person is smarter in using he's words properly.

    especially whn this idiot use words lik prick or ass holes like he's an american. I say this guy's a hypocrite who has no life but 2 get fame and attention. unprofessional and bloody naive.

  • Uwe Boll Strikes again LMAO

  • How can anyone like Seed? you could take that hammer scene seriously? my sides hurt from laughing at it. It was his worse movie to date!

  • Even that video is bad directed. Fuck off Boll.

  • Fucking bastard is only rich because of his damn German tax loopholes, he doesn't deserve to be a director, "Never come back" Pfft, if only the real Uwe Boll had that kind of attitude. He doesn't even DESERVE, to be called the the next Ed Wood, because Ed Wood had a certain charm about him that actually made him a loveable person (who made bad movies). Uwe Boll is just a fucking idiot, I mean, challenging Michael Bay to a boxing match? Dear god what a prick.

  • Good on him for exposing the weakness of the that particular German taxation law ( now changed ). :o)

  • @Carnage1235 those loopholes are now sealed up or so I've heard. I am guessing he won't be around for much longer.

  • @HalfLifeHalfDead Well, after the loopholes sealed up, his movies actually started making returns, why? because he did two things.

    1. Use less money on his films

    2. He made films that didn't suck.

  • @Carnage1235 michael bay doesnt deserve any bashing, his movies arent that bad and Transformers 2 up for worst movie of the decade was total bullshit, everyone who contributed to that vote is full of shit and they know it. Uwe Boll on the other hand is a complete idiot and it sucks that he is German because i am 1/2 German.

  • @xquickstrykex TRANNIES 2 WAS THE WORST FUCKING MOVIE EVER MADE, THE COOL ROBOTS HAD ALMOST NO SCENES, THE ACTION SUCKED, TO MANY FUCKING LAME ASS SEX JOKES THAT DID NOTHING BUT MAKE THE MOVIE TRASHY... I would have to say, while Uwe films suck, they don't piss me off, like Transformers 2 did.

  • @Carnage1235 I like how you have only seen 5 of his movies.

  • At what point did I indicate I had ever even seen ONE of his movies?

  • @Carnage1235 The same point were you act like you know anything about his movies.

  • I wasn't commenting on the guys movies, I'm commenting on the guy being a fucking prick. Ed Wood made horrible movies, but he was a nice guy who didn't challenge his own critics to boxing matches.

  • @Carnage1235 Hm, I think he's doing this all to piss us off anyway, he'll make some aweful movies, then act like an asshole, then out of nowhere be hella nice and shit, and make good films, I think he's just seeing how gullible people are to actually believe he is serious about most of his films. Those are my thoughts. I get what you're saying to.

  • @Carnage1235

    Get a Life kid..

  • I'm not the one responding to an 8 month old comment.

  • @Carnage1235 idiot

  • .....Rightio then.

  • @Carnage1235 Jelous much? At least hes doing what he enjoys and speaks his mind. While you sit at home bitching on youtube, he's most likely fucking hot chicks and laughing at how pathetic YOU really are.

  • @CircleofShit

    Oh GOD, I left that comment a year ago and I still get fucking replies from it.

    Let me sum it up: I don't give a shit that he doesn't give a shit about what I think, because he's still a bad director.

    Now shhhhhhhhh....

  • @Carnage1235 Done much in a year cunt? Nah, didn't think so. Ciao.

  • @CircleofShit

    U mad?

  • @Carnage1235 Not at all mate. Just wondering what you've accomplished in a year.

  • @CircleofShit

    Drumming, singing, film making, films, acting, weight lifting, boxing, soccer, drinking beer, yodelling, skinny dipping, doing handstands, magic tricks, gurgling, perving, farting, burping, picking my nose and flicking bogeys, wanking, shagging, cursing and dressing up as house maid while sticking my finger up a cats bottom, dragon shit wot.

  • @Carnage1235 And? It's called HUMOUR. You cretin. 'Dargon shit wot' ha nice, a fraction of wit there eh? You haven't got mashed potato for brains after all.

  • @CircleofShit

    Mate, calm down, Jesus, Kiwis are fucking crazy.

  • @Carnage1235 Kiwi? How DARE you!!! LOl. I'm English mate. I just live in New Zealand. Besides, its 2am in the morning and theres the usual twat head boy racers doing burnouts outside my house. If they come back and stop again I'm gunna put my hammer thru their fucking window and mash them up.

  • haha they were so totally right to nominate him, cause his films truly suck.

  • Uwe boll brought it on himself, he put himself out as a selfish, egotistical prick, picking on other filmmakers and not knowing the flaws of his movies. I think its better to hate him because he's an asshole than his crappy movies.

  • so he haves enough ball to make the worst movie of all time, but not enough to continue when he got a stupid razzie award ? he's really stupid. don't get me wong, I hate the guy, and I'm happy to see him give up (or do they ?) but I'm hopping an other way, make him understand why he has wrong, see good movie like the dark knight or avatar instead of says bullshit about it.

  • Gosh Uwe bashers are retarded.

    Also, for who didn't get this, he's kidding.

  • Fuck the haters. His films have been getting better. Check out the Darfur trailer.

  • Amen

  • apparently uwe boll is working on two arthouse films. i think one is called sudan. i wonder just how shit it will be?

  • i heard he got attacked by some sunnis so it MUST be a box office hit!

  • I wish this actually happened

  • This background is the fakest I've ever seen.

  • actually that village was built by sudanese people. seems the movie is also getting good reviews and sounds like a true interesting project technically. ie. bottom up actor & reality based film.

  • the only good movie he made was POSTAL.

  • Well, what is funny is 75% of the people who criticize Uwe Boll probably could not even make a decent film. But, hey, isn't that the best thing about the internet? Being an anonymous jack ass who is probably a pussy?

  • You fucking idiot.

    That makes no sense at all.

    Uwe boll sucks. That fact doesn't change no matter who's stating it.

  • okay there fred director. I see you have director in your name, so you MUST be qualified. You do realize that in your own words you describe yourself? haha way to go. It's called the entertainment industry, learn to take criticism. You yourself better get used to it. If not, you end up looking like a fucking cry baby sack of shit like Boll. Fact remains, movie after movie after movie he shits the bed, and angers many in the process. If you're any kind of director you'd know what a hack he is

  • uwe boll is one funny guy.

  • uwe bull shouldnt exist

    he's a disgrace to all the good horror movie directors

  • yeah Uwe, it was the Razzies that ruined your life. Or it coulda been the day you decided to pick up a camera, you talentless sack of shit. I hope your fucking hut catches fire with you in it and someone happens to record it. Now that is a movie I'D WATCH!

  • That wouldn't be a movie, it would be HEAVEN

  • @BoNeyMiZz I sincerely hope you are joking. Reading that you want someone to die is pretty awful and morally fucked up.

  • yep, stay there, mr. boll ^^

  • It´s not really Darfur, it´s just the movieset for his new movie named "Darfur" -.-

  • No Uwe! Come back!

  • this is boll's best film

  • HAHA You're so right. He shoukd do some comedy lol

  • As much as a tool as he is, that was actually really amusing

  • We dont watch them.. Maybe Postal movie was funny in its kind of way (i personaly dont find it funny) the rest of the movies are just a fucking waste.  Boll hasnt got a proper education to make movies at hollywood...

  • Postal here postal there. What is so great about this fucking piece of shit movie?? Shitty movie based on a shitty game!! And this motherfucker should stay in fucking sudan, this is the only way he can save your eyes from being brutally raped by his "masterpieces"

  • tunnel rats wasnt THAT bad

  • lol, postal was a good movie, but ironically in his response in this video, he didn't act well, neither directed the scene well. I expected something to be funnier. this is not so funny. except for the main idea: (he quit and went to sudan)

  • Lol, he IS hillarious.

  • Postal the movie was ok. If someone give me thumgs down, than I know he is a stupid idiot cause he don't like black humor.

  • dude is this for real?

    he actually hid from a razzie?

  • postal was boll best film.

  • MrSajeth haha stupid Nazi...kannst auch direkt auf deutsch schreiben spasti.

  • FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fuck that asshole fucking prick! go cralw back into your mothers creepy crack hole you cock sucker.... fuck you and the fucking donkey you rode in on fucking cunt!

  • I like Uwe Boll and his Darfur film looks great. Feel free to give me the thumbs down for, you know, disagreeing with the general consensus and whatnot. Better that we all think the same things at the same time, yeah? (to quote Thom Yorke).

  • Postal is just Falling Down made by an amateur regisseur.

  • ..Perhaps the monkeys raping mini me joke went over his head. Or maybe he just doeesn't like nonsensical adaptations of violent videogames.

  • das ist mein onkel!

    er ist der beste!!!

  • uwe, PLEASE lern the th.

  • this is probably the worst director in history. ery film i saw that he directed disgusted me.

  • If you saw Postal?!?!?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that movie was crap. Totally on par with all of his other crap.

  • epic boll win!

  • He makes movies for retarded 14 year old boys.

  • I saw In the Name of the King and I swear that i've seen better films on the Sci Fi channel, It was so long, awkward, and very goofy, that movie is indescribably bad

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  • LMAO... Boll is the best...

  • Is this guy serious? Hillarious