theres 2 brothers there cat and there sick grandma they gotta watch over. 1 bro goes on vacation and 2 weeks l8r the bro that stayed with the grandma calls "ure cat died i ran it over" the reply "well u shouldnt tell me that u should b like it was on the roof wouldnt come down and got dehydrated. the reply "o ok im sorry" a week l8r the brother who called the first time calls again, he says "it grandma...." the reply "wut about her?" the reply "its just...she's on the roof" haha! thx uncle damon
ok this joke almost got me expelled when i was 16. Whats the difference between shoveling a truckload of sand and shoveling a truckload of dead babies?
You cant use a pitchfork when your shoveling sand.
i dont mean to be cold, cruel or vicious, but i am.
theres 2 brothers there cat and there sick grandma they gotta watch over. 1 bro goes on vacation and 2 weeks l8r the bro that stayed with the grandma calls "ure cat died i ran it over" the reply "well u shouldnt tell me that u should b like it was on the roof wouldnt come down and got dehydrated. the reply "o ok im sorry" a week l8r the brother who called the first time calls again, he says "it grandma...." the reply "wut about her?" the reply "its just...she's on the roof" haha! thx uncle damon
7Trisanaty7 3 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
deliciousbunnysoup 3 years ago
if this kid wasnt hillariously fat it wldnt even b funny
jackthegreat22 3 years ago
damn im glad to be a chocolate truffle =P
cyn1919 4 years ago 2
ok this joke almost got me expelled when i was 16. Whats the difference between shoveling a truckload of sand and shoveling a truckload of dead babies?
You cant use a pitchfork when your shoveling sand.
i dont mean to be cold, cruel or vicious, but i am.
Pathogen82 4 years ago
For real? My Ancient History teacher would tell dead baby jokes all the time.
This was 10th grade people.
omgitslukky 4 years ago
Why couldnt the man get on his horse?
Because he was dead...lol
Pathogen82 4 years ago
haha
AlienDuckie 4 years ago
o.o
kylekunkle 4 years ago
haha. chocolate truffle?
antiflag177 4 years ago
thanks for posting, goodluck!
RIPFILMS 4 years ago
lol
Androck222 4 years ago
Me First!!!
tinderno 4 years ago