I don't want to go off on a rant here, but these debates about which Dennis Miller is better is even more ridiculous than Don Quixote playing Parcheesi with a rodeo clown covered in bug spray while Robert Frost writes a 12 volume encyclopedia about the amont of fingernail pulled out during the Spanish Inquisition. Okay beb?
80's miller with jacket sleeves rolled up. good nuance realized. what was the deal with 80's music? the only thing worse than the music of bands like 'flock of seagulls' and 'men at work', were the actual names of the bands.....okay, beb?
Dennis Miller broke my heart, watching Dennis Miller Live on HBO as a teen was eye opening. Having a smart cynical comic bringing funny to our most important social and political issues. Cut to 9/11...hair cut, facial hair, Republican court jester for Bush and the like. It takes more brain power than the human mind can produce to adequately argue how that happened without bringing up the words fear and weakness. Sorry Dennis.
I'm a Libertarian not a Democrat or a Republican. Agree with him or not, he's always funny. If you don't find him funny you are the problem not him. Anyone that didn't like him before is a Bible thumping, Right-Wing, self important Hypocrite. Anyone that doesn't like him now is a Politically Correct, Left-Wing, self important Hypocrite. People that can't stand him now are just upset that he Grew up and "Left" them behind! Babe, Babe, Babe, Babe.
Dennis has never been funny. And his attempts at linguistic complexity and verbal pyrotechnics have often painfully floundered, flopped and bombed. Were you to to bother to disentangle them, you would see that the wit he intended did not actually instantiate successfully. It's more of what they call a "word salad" than a stylistically complex comedic spectacle. So it was no surprise when he turned out to be a rightist fuckstain.
I enjoy both Millers. Does that make me a cocksucking, tofu eating, big spending, liberal douchebag? Or a warmongering, big business serving, heartless conservative asshole?
Or maybe I'm just a normal person who doesn't give a fuck about who a joke's about so long as it's funny?
@ThePrinceII amen im a republican and i really dont care which joke someone pulls on another person because the first and greatest ammendment to this constitution says that you as a free prson has the right to freedom of speech thank you god that ive finnaly met someone who gets it even though weve never actualy met in person :P
@ThePrinceII amen im a republican and i really dont care which joke someone pulls on another person Republican or Democrat because the first and greatest ammendment to this constitution says that you as a free person has the right to freedom of speech thank you god that ive finnaly met someone who gets it even though weve never actualy met in person :P
@ThePrinceII Although I agree with you about not giving a fuck about who the butt of the joke is, I don't like current Miller simply because I don't find him funny anymore.
"Does that make me a cocksucking, tofu eating, big spending, liberal douchebag? Or a warmongering, big business serving, heartless conservative asshole?"
"Does that make me a cocksucking, tofu eating, big spending, liberal douchebag? Or a warmongering, big business serving, heartless conservative asshole?"
@orthodoxatheist. Here's a news flash you scum sucking, clip clicking fuck: Dennis miller can't be experienced from a couple of you tube clips and a post-Dennis miller live harpsichord recital, no Dennis could only be truly experienced if you watched his show, subscribed to his radio show, and really watched snl's weekend update when he hosted. Don't you ever, ever diss, rip on, or sneer at Dennis miller. Ever.
@DrakeDarkHunter Dennis has never "changed his ethics". He realized that most of the hate comes from the left. He never saw himself photoshopped into a Nazi outfit until he expressed support for Bush. There is not a more fair minded person in today's media.
I liked him when he did Weekend Update on SNL. I don't think he really showed his political leanings there. Of course that could have been entirely due to the writers, not him. He seems so pompous now.
@nsdtr01 Also, when people sell out they usually do it for the common ideology or popular stance.
There are more Dems and Libs than Republicans and Conservatives so a Conservative becoming Liberal or a Republican becoming Democrat is more of a sell out to what the accepted norm.
@pankakesforlife 'master debater' is one of those lines that I'm sure a million comics (and normals) thought up independently. its kind of like that joke about building a fence on the mexican border to keep illegals out and then asking 'who do you think theyre going to hire to BUILD the thing?' if youre a comic browner than anything that glows in the dark, you probably came up with that line.
the thing that bugs me most about Miller is his fans, so many of them asume that because Miller makes consistent references to EVERYTHING, that his comedy is not for the average person, only people on the same intellectual level as them, arrogant pricks
Miller's political arc isn't too hard to decipher. He's f#@king smart. Easy enough for you? It's the same with actor Ron Silver. I saw him in an interview once and thought this guy is extremely intelligent so why is he so blindly leftist? When he shifted his position after 9/11 I wasn't a bit surprised. Like Miller he's way too in touch with common sense to stay in fantasy world.
@dignankumar Dropping endless references doesn't make you smart. It was a funny schtick as a comedian, but as a political commentator it makes him seem like someone trying too hard to appear smart. And besides, shifting your position to support trickle-down economic theory and social conservatism because of a terrorist attack? Supporting conservative social and economic principles only because you support conservative pro-war stances isn't a sign of intelligence. It's nonsensical, at best.
I only know Dennis Miller as the Fox News hack he is today, and I think he is such a douche. I saw the last ten minutes of his "comedy" special, and all he did was rant about Nancy Pelosi and talk about how the US shouldn't have social programs (he calls them "entitlements"). He said he "doesn't give a fuck about the clueless," and said life is supposed to be tough. He also said America has become "too soft," and even mocked mental conditions such as PTSD. He is such a hard-hearted prick.
@bfsgman One day you will mature....They ARE entitlements.....He is saying this country was built on self reliance and many have strayed from that.....U R An idiot
Miller just followed the old saying: "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
@alienhuman It's not an "old saying" it's a quote frequently mistakenly attributed to Winston Churchill that actually refers to 18th century French political parties. It is meaningless today.
@skeetergreen What is meaningless? And what do you mean by suggesting that whatever it is you're referencing is meaningless? I mean, really, do you have to be so mean. I mean it's no mean feat to craft a meaningful comment that means so much to so meany. I mean many. Ha hah! Lookit I typed! That's so funny. So meany... the things I say, really just so funny. Know what I mean?
@mustxgetxout nah usually its just "independents" who are the biggest idiots. I'm Above the System :smug: no youre just trying to get your peanut butter in your chocolate
@LambChowder1 you must be one of the republican democrat peeps and/or an idiot independents are no bigger of idiots anyways our politicians are not that different from each other kinda strange or suspicious that no matter what they promise when they get in power they do pretty much the same crap the last guy did
Dennis miller is a true American pussy cunt and coward, non funny, and just a plain mouthy American coward. So are his supporters. His piece of shit parents are probably proud as shit pie that they raised such a stupid American pussy cunt that sucks the one inch dick of another American pussy cunt, Bill Oreilly.
@911dispatcher What? Moving to the right? How does the right make more sense then the left. You're point presumes the best America would be a fascist America, which is 100% opposite the entire point of America's existance....
@Bruticu5 That wasn't a rhetorical question; it was a stupid question. Then you lie about my point. You're liberal, atheist, perverted or all three? Two out of three?
I don't really care. Go find someone who is more fun to hate. You'll look the fool shortly. Who am I kidding? You already look the fool.
@911dispatcher Wow. That was a great comeback. No, really it was. It would probably mean more comming from someone not defeating their own point in the very comment he's attempting to run his mouth at someone else...but good comeback brah!
@wisertime2000 He's a sellout cos he doesn't agree with you? I wonder if you'd say the same about conservatives who believe that after 9/11 they woke up, got disillusioned with Bush, and moved to the left. I guess changing an opinion is awesome, as long as you change it to the right one.
You know, I don't want to go on a rant here but everyone who votes (D) and has found Miller funny in the past likes to believe that he was some left swinging commie back in the 80s when the only difference between the pre and post SNL Millers is that now he cares about defending the nation - he's always been critical of up-tight groups, bleeding heart social activists, hypocrites, busy-bodies, and in-your-face government associated with both parties. Wake up and smell your partisanship, babes.
@uk6strings Well, here's what I vividly remember: Dennis Miller speaking at Bill Clinton's inauguration party and using a family vacation analogy, saying "After 12 years of being told to shut up and hold it, finally we're rolling down the windows, turning up the radio, and going to Disneyland!!!"
@jfrsnjhnsn Miller wasn't a fan of Bush #1 - Miller also said on Tom Synder's last show (an interview that is available here on youtube) that he thought Clinton was hungry for power....
What about those of us who have always recognized what a complete asshole he has always been, a soulless cynic who sniffed the post September 11th winds and realized embracing jingoism was a way to save his moribund career.
@uk6strings No the difference is, for example, he supports O'Reilly and placates him instead of calling him an absolute douchebag, as he would've done when his career was in full swing. Now he needs a few dollars, he's relaxed his morals for the mighty dollar. Its so obvious that its transparent to all except those busy kissing the likes of O'Reilly's ass. Anyone who knows the Miller of old, knows he would've destroyed O'Reilly in a heartbeat... not been his friend. Wakey wakey.
@OrthodoxAtheist Considering is the disproportionate amount of Liberals making money bashing Conservatives, I don't think that Miller would have gone the other way to make a "mighty dollar" as there are more dollars to be made going the Liberal route. In fact, Miller would probably still have a TV show if he was more left leaning. And Miller does tell O'Reilly when he thinks O'Reilly is wrong - but you wouldn't know that b/c you obviously don't experience enough Miller.
@uk6strings You think for a minute Miller would get paid more on MSNBC than Fox? You think any channel on TV not controlled by Murdoch has more money than Fox? Not a chance. I'm well aware of Miller's words nowadays because I've watched about 30 clips of him on youTube showing him on Fox, and on O'Reilly's show. Sure, he doesn't always agree with O'Reilly, but he is spouting views which he would've shot himself over 20 years ago. I also saw him live about 4 years ago. He was an idiot. :(
@uk6strings The only differences are (a) USED to be funny - not so much now (b) USED to have a hip TV show -relegated to "Bathrobe" Radio (c) USED to be cutting and relevant - now just a shill for FOX and Bill O' and (d) Now he's a sad shell of what he once was; a crabby, unhip, unfunny charicature of the people he used to make fun of.
Sad, babe. Your comedy career will be relegated to the cutout bin, right along side your copy of Andrea True Connection's "More, More More".
@DeepFill86 Dennis Miller wasn't funny in the '80's on SNL, and his show wasn't funny. At least it is not as irritating to listen to him when he is commenting on politics when he isn't acting like he is trying to be funny.
Not funny enough. And as Al Franken has pointed out, Miller has always been fairly conservative. The only people who have trouble with this idea are the children who equate conservative with stupid.
@seans10 "And as Al Franken has pointed out, Miller has always been fairly conservative. The only people who have trouble with this idea are the children who equate conservative with stupid."
I like Miller. There's a reason why most people end up leaning to the right when they get older. It's called wisdom and understanding. The people who don't either never grow up, or grow up and realize they can exploit the ones that never grow up (Democrats).
I used to laugh at him, when I knew he was a pot smoking comedian with ocasionally insightful potical satire. Now I actually respect him, as I see that wisdom has tempered his rhetoric, and values aren't just a punch line.
"Sufficiently Cryptic References" LOL!!! :D Dennis Miller's mid-life crisis gave him Double-Personality Disorder!!! WOW!!! Shoulda gotten laid more before getting married dude!
Yes and he lives in a mansion, married a model and gets paid buckets of money to work 3 hours a day. But I am sure your opinion really, really matters to him. ...Dude.
Somewhere early in Dennis Miller's childhood, some cruel prankster told him that in every conversation, no matter how mundane, one must desperately try to illuminate the entirety of their breadth of knowledge, or else people will assume they have none.
When actually, people that have plenty also learned in the process that flaunting every tidbit of their knowledge is hugely pompous.
Remember Ken Jennings of Jeopardy? Quiet, plainspoken, but more educated than this dueche ever will be.
And whenever conservatives talk god they all sound nuts because it's obvious to me after years of research that there is very little chance of their being a god, except maybe a malevolent one.
@11xzxzxz Did God even get mentioned in this bit? I don't know, maybe quit trying to sound smart. All the research shows people with a solid belief system based on faith in God are happier and more productive.
@joncallister1 All the research shows non-believers are as moral as believers. but Believers are a little happier but can YOU figure out why? I mean it's easy for me. And secular societies prosper better than religious ones according to Newsweek and other studies. Ever wonder why IQ and Education is inversely correlated with belief in god?
Try to answer those two questions. Thanks. Also do you understand why morality and God have nothing to do with one another?
I think Miller was very clever and somewhat funny on Weekend Update. Now he just seems clever on Fox News. I think Miller now might be right of Bill O'Reilly . Miller sometimes is obnoxious but I think Bill has changed over the past couple of years and is fair in debate with his guests. Even though I am not a conservative I do respect Bill. He's not like Beck and his loony beliefs.
Miller CAN be funny, but he arrogant and is WAAAY too full of himself. This video pretty much nails it. He was funny in the 80's. Today he's sold out.
I hate both of them.
theprankster1account 2 weeks ago
Y'knooooooowwwww...
NachyoLulz5596 2 weeks ago
911 turned a lot of people into idiots
thelordofhellaz 2 weeks ago
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seanmatthewrosen 3 weeks ago
Miller is just like the average American - grows up and gets smart.
3martijns 3 weeks ago
babe
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I don't want to go off on a rant here, but these debates about which Dennis Miller is better is even more ridiculous than Don Quixote playing Parcheesi with a rodeo clown covered in bug spray while Robert Frost writes a 12 volume encyclopedia about the amont of fingernail pulled out during the Spanish Inquisition. Okay beb?
ornjoos 1 month ago
Wtf
Adsimbaa 2 months ago
80's miller with jacket sleeves rolled up. good nuance realized. what was the deal with 80's music? the only thing worse than the music of bands like 'flock of seagulls' and 'men at work', were the actual names of the bands.....okay, beb?
1skullduggery 2 months ago
i can't tell if den & den are hippies or narcs. they're a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction...
1skullduggery 2 months ago
Dennis Miller broke my heart, watching Dennis Miller Live on HBO as a teen was eye opening. Having a smart cynical comic bringing funny to our most important social and political issues. Cut to 9/11...hair cut, facial hair, Republican court jester for Bush and the like. It takes more brain power than the human mind can produce to adequately argue how that happened without bringing up the words fear and weakness. Sorry Dennis.
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Miller was always a pompous ass, he just talks out the other side of his mouth now.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
i can accept the wayans
/watch?v=W9iauKOKbDQ
and my heart is still open
SuperMegaUberGenius 5 months ago
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SovereignStatesman 5 months ago
"Nice, babe. Glad to see we still got it."
AHippieFrom1969 6 months ago
Awesome! Lets time-travel and make this happen!
blueMIdnighthaze 6 months ago
I laughed so hard I cried.
supermanwich23 6 months ago
dennis miller just sucks if he would use his intelect for something productive instead of just "rants"who knows how the world would be ? ..?
guitarlvrify 6 months ago
Actually Dennis Miller is still for gay marriage.
EricLynchSucks 7 months ago
He's had his nose too far up Bill O'Really's arsehole for years now.
Tsnore 7 months ago
Should've ended with 'Of course, that's just my opinion.'
mrbrockpeters 7 months ago
hilarious, babe!
illputyouallin 8 months ago
I don't like people who think the state can be an answer to complex social problems, whether they are liberal or conservative.
alistairproductions 8 months ago 2
babe
BFinFlavin 8 months ago
I'm a Libertarian not a Democrat or a Republican. Agree with him or not, he's always funny. If you don't find him funny you are the problem not him. Anyone that didn't like him before is a Bible thumping, Right-Wing, self important Hypocrite. Anyone that doesn't like him now is a Politically Correct, Left-Wing, self important Hypocrite. People that can't stand him now are just upset that he Grew up and "Left" them behind! Babe, Babe, Babe, Babe.
jdm1066 8 months ago
It's so true Dennis Miller has the smallest penis of all white people.You can tell he's worked on his brain,however misguided it may be.
MyUncleRick 8 months ago
love the skeletor reference i actually work with a guy who looks like skeletor
mnail33 8 months ago
I think Dennis Miller won.
inflatedEGOman 8 months ago 5
Dennis has never been funny. And his attempts at linguistic complexity and verbal pyrotechnics have often painfully floundered, flopped and bombed. Were you to to bother to disentangle them, you would see that the wit he intended did not actually instantiate successfully. It's more of what they call a "word salad" than a stylistically complex comedic spectacle. So it was no surprise when he turned out to be a rightist fuckstain.
beesleeper 8 months ago
Wow. Spot on miller impression. Good lord his shtick is tiring.
willyhillydude 9 months ago
i get a kick outta comments saying dm's a hasbeen sellout ha
i dont side w/ his nowadays warbird thing but ill always admire the man's comedic scalpel he is indeed a surgeon at carving out a joke
a polite request to all those badrapping miller in these comments: pls submit
a joke - a clever joke 500 characters or less - to show you got the chops to back up your dismissal of dm
btw this tuber was excellent i bet miller dug it
JustAintthatWay 9 months ago
it's "and you know something...", not "you know..." if you're gonna parody get the little things right. otherwise pretty spot on.
anyghost 9 months ago
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.....what
antongarcia101 9 months ago
......what?
antongarcia101 9 months ago
I enjoy both Millers. Does that make me a cocksucking, tofu eating, big spending, liberal douchebag? Or a warmongering, big business serving, heartless conservative asshole?
Or maybe I'm just a normal person who doesn't give a fuck about who a joke's about so long as it's funny?
ThePrinceII 10 months ago 44
@ThePrinceII amen im a republican and i really dont care which joke someone pulls on another person because the first and greatest ammendment to this constitution says that you as a free prson has the right to freedom of speech thank you god that ive finnaly met someone who gets it even though weve never actualy met in person :P
MrMarine44100 9 months ago
@ThePrinceII amen im a republican and i really dont care which joke someone pulls on another person Republican or Democrat because the first and greatest ammendment to this constitution says that you as a free person has the right to freedom of speech thank you god that ive finnaly met someone who gets it even though weve never actualy met in person :P
MrMarine44100 9 months ago
@ThePrinceII Although I agree with you about not giving a fuck about who the butt of the joke is, I don't like current Miller simply because I don't find him funny anymore.
procrastinator99 7 months ago
@ThePrinceII Let me fix that for you:
"Or maybe I'm just a normal person who doesn't give a fuck... AAAAAND STOP!
TheSimonScowl 6 months ago
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@ThePrinceII
"Does that make me a cocksucking, tofu eating, big spending, liberal douchebag? Or a warmongering, big business serving, heartless conservative asshole?"
Yep.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
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@ThePrinceII
"Does that make me a cocksucking, tofu eating, big spending, liberal douchebag? Or a warmongering, big business serving, heartless conservative asshole?"
Yep.
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
It sounds like they r saying masturbate cuz it's like master debate
MissFakeName101 10 months ago
@MissFakeName101 .... way to go, Einstein! lol
Tre404 10 months ago
@MissFakeName101 No, that wasn't intended at all. It's all in your dirty mind and it's entirely coincidental.
CoolerKing37 10 months ago
Yaaa know!!!
MissFakeName101 10 months ago
He should have kept the hair.
DimensionsofChange 10 months ago
@orthodoxatheist. Here's a news flash you scum sucking, clip clicking fuck: Dennis miller can't be experienced from a couple of you tube clips and a post-Dennis miller live harpsichord recital, no Dennis could only be truly experienced if you watched his show, subscribed to his radio show, and really watched snl's weekend update when he hosted. Don't you ever, ever diss, rip on, or sneer at Dennis miller. Ever.
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Ummmm........... U need Jesus
vangloryous 10 months ago
he's a libertarian. It confuses demos and repubs when a man strikes out on his own.. he never really strayed from it.
redbe75 11 months ago
80's Miller was unfunny and right. Now he's unfunny and wrong.
notredamehesamighty 11 months ago 3
What about the anthrax attacks babe? Just another lone nutter but this time from our military, babe. Fuck the 2009 Dennis Miller
kevhead66 11 months ago
Miller is just chasing a trend like he's always done-- he's always been about 7 years behind the curve, it's just more obvious now.
luvdomus 11 months ago
Dennis Miller 1989 was not liberal except on progressive social issues. He has always been center right on everything else.
iMaDeMoN2012 11 months ago
Ha Masterdebater
Joe007ofrockk 11 months ago
Anybody who thinks Dennis Miller "sold out" doesn't get it. You don't side with logical thinking if you want a career in Hollywood.
timinqueue 1 year ago
@timinqueue
Which is the very fucking definition of selling out. His career was more important than his ethics so he changed them.
DrakeDarkHunter 11 months ago
@DrakeDarkHunter Dennis has never "changed his ethics". He realized that most of the hate comes from the left. He never saw himself photoshopped into a Nazi outfit until he expressed support for Bush. There is not a more fair minded person in today's media.
timinqueue 11 months ago
I liked him when he did Weekend Update on SNL. I don't think he really showed his political leanings there. Of course that could have been entirely due to the writers, not him. He seems so pompous now.
melora72 1 year ago
money happened - and Dennis sold out
nsdtr01 1 year ago
@nsdtr01 Dennis was making plenty of money in the 90s on cable as a Left Winger.
He always had a conservative streak in him on certain issues and he is still socially liberal.
He just has more respect for both sides than he use to.
It's called growing up.
Manhawk76 11 months ago
@nsdtr01 Also, when people sell out they usually do it for the common ideology or popular stance.
There are more Dems and Libs than Republicans and Conservatives so a Conservative becoming Liberal or a Republican becoming Democrat is more of a sell out to what the accepted norm.
Manhawk76 11 months ago
Way funny!!
ticnatz 1 year ago
it must have taken a lot of time to put this to gether lol
Hylander27 1 year ago
could have hired a better impersonator to do the voices
Bobbin4Bloggin 1 year ago
..this is brilliant...
mrbriscoe2001 1 year ago
Not as funny as the real DM. Srry.
jackhuskey 1 year ago
they stole the master debater joke from austin powers.
pankakesforlife 1 year ago
@pankakesforlife 'master debater' is one of those lines that I'm sure a million comics (and normals) thought up independently. its kind of like that joke about building a fence on the mexican border to keep illegals out and then asking 'who do you think theyre going to hire to BUILD the thing?' if youre a comic browner than anything that glows in the dark, you probably came up with that line.
Gunman610 1 year ago
@Gunman610 i have to take a shit
VelaToNorma7 1 year ago
the thing that bugs me most about Miller is his fans, so many of them asume that because Miller makes consistent references to EVERYTHING, that his comedy is not for the average person, only people on the same intellectual level as them, arrogant pricks
EnergizerBunny804 1 year ago
Is this how Al Gore gets his jollies now? I guess carbon fraud isn't as popular a grift anymore...
Eagles2777 1 year ago
Master Debate = Masterbate
StevenHasPoo 1 year ago
Miller's political arc isn't too hard to decipher. He's f#@king smart. Easy enough for you? It's the same with actor Ron Silver. I saw him in an interview once and thought this guy is extremely intelligent so why is he so blindly leftist? When he shifted his position after 9/11 I wasn't a bit surprised. Like Miller he's way too in touch with common sense to stay in fantasy world.
dignankumar 1 year ago
@dignankumar Dropping endless references doesn't make you smart. It was a funny schtick as a comedian, but as a political commentator it makes him seem like someone trying too hard to appear smart. And besides, shifting your position to support trickle-down economic theory and social conservatism because of a terrorist attack? Supporting conservative social and economic principles only because you support conservative pro-war stances isn't a sign of intelligence. It's nonsensical, at best.
jazzgtrplayer 1 year ago
@jazzgtrplayer U R A Dummy
MReyezwideopen 1 year ago
@MReyezwideopen Thank you for your well thought out and reasoned opinion.
jazzgtrplayer 1 year ago
This is the most I've laughed at Miller in Years... Babe...
MoJoSB 1 year ago
I only know Dennis Miller as the Fox News hack he is today, and I think he is such a douche. I saw the last ten minutes of his "comedy" special, and all he did was rant about Nancy Pelosi and talk about how the US shouldn't have social programs (he calls them "entitlements"). He said he "doesn't give a fuck about the clueless," and said life is supposed to be tough. He also said America has become "too soft," and even mocked mental conditions such as PTSD. He is such a hard-hearted prick.
bfsgman 1 year ago
@bfsgman One day you will mature....They ARE entitlements.....He is saying this country was built on self reliance and many have strayed from that.....U R An idiot
MReyezwideopen 1 year ago
Miller just followed the old saying: "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
alienhuman 1 year ago 30
@alienhuman No. The saying is this "Any person who is over 65, male, Christian, rich, and white, and is not a conservative, has no brain."
B01318183 1 year ago
@B01318183 Thanks... post the source.
alienhuman 1 year ago
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@alienhuman Do you not understand sardonicism?
B01318183 1 year ago
@alienhuman But the man who said that was British and there is a "small" difference between British conservatives and American conservatives...
Darusdei 10 months ago
@alienhuman
Oh no! I'm 29.
ekpil2000 9 months ago
@alienhuman It's not an "old saying" it's a quote frequently mistakenly attributed to Winston Churchill that actually refers to 18th century French political parties. It is meaningless today.
skeetergreen 7 months ago
@skeetergreen What is meaningless? And what do you mean by suggesting that whatever it is you're referencing is meaningless? I mean, really, do you have to be so mean. I mean it's no mean feat to craft a meaningful comment that means so much to so meany. I mean many. Ha hah! Lookit I typed! That's so funny. So meany... the things I say, really just so funny. Know what I mean?
KingKook 7 months ago
@alienhuman That was Winston Churchill, you know. A conservative.
eliyahufagan 6 months ago
@eliyahufagan yeah...and your point?
alienhuman 6 months ago
@alienhuman you're an idiot
mustxgetxout 5 months ago
@mustxgetxout Great retort. LOL
alienhuman 5 months ago
@alienhuman not a retort just an observation anybody who is conservative or liberal is an idiot
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@mustxgetxout
Yep and Miller covered both sides of the idiot-spectrum, without a word of remorse
SovereignStatesman 4 months ago
@mustxgetxout nah usually its just "independents" who are the biggest idiots. I'm Above the System :smug: no youre just trying to get your peanut butter in your chocolate
LambChowder1 2 months ago
@LambChowder1 you must be one of the republican democrat peeps and/or an idiot independents are no bigger of idiots anyways our politicians are not that different from each other kinda strange or suspicious that no matter what they promise when they get in power they do pretty much the same crap the last guy did
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SovereignStatesman 5 months ago
Babe, Still got it, Babe.
TheOddJohn 1 year ago
This was far more funny after i googled this man.
ryN45678 1 year ago
Many hate miller but at his best he's incredible.
klined 1 year ago
what the hell does rant mean?
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Dennis miller is a true American pussy cunt and coward, non funny, and just a plain mouthy American coward. So are his supporters. His piece of shit parents are probably proud as shit pie that they raised such a stupid American pussy cunt that sucks the one inch dick of another American pussy cunt, Bill Oreilly.
What cowards, what American cunts and pussies.
alreltney 1 year ago
Miller has always been "UNFUNNY" these nonchalant jokes he does just makes "Dude where's my car" Oscar Worthy
freedomland11 1 year ago
Miller 2009 all the way.
scorsese86 1 year ago
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weedipikia 1 year ago
It's too bad that 1000 other entertainers didn't have the good sense that Dennis Miller did. 2001 woke him; the others are still sleeping.
911dispatcher 1 year ago 2
@911dispatcher Whatever babe.
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
@911dispatcher What? Moving to the right? How does the right make more sense then the left. You're point presumes the best America would be a fascist America, which is 100% opposite the entire point of America's existance....
Bruticu5 1 year ago
@Bruticu5 That wasn't a rhetorical question; it was a stupid question. Then you lie about my point. You're liberal, atheist, perverted or all three? Two out of three?
I don't really care. Go find someone who is more fun to hate. You'll look the fool shortly. Who am I kidding? You already look the fool.
911dispatcher 1 year ago
@911dispatcher Wow. That was a great comeback. No, really it was. It would probably mean more comming from someone not defeating their own point in the very comment he's attempting to run his mouth at someone else...but good comeback brah!
Bruticu5 1 year ago
Nah dennis miller still rules. Like everybody else, he has politics many may not agree with
klined 1 year ago 2
Once a comic genius, now a sold out douche.
Check out his Black and White act from the 80s.
wisertime2000 1 year ago
@wisertime2000 He's a sellout cos he doesn't agree with you? I wonder if you'd say the same about conservatives who believe that after 9/11 they woke up, got disillusioned with Bush, and moved to the left. I guess changing an opinion is awesome, as long as you change it to the right one.
TomerMMHA 1 year ago
babe, babe, babe, babe
TimEagle77 1 year ago
Insufferable. either way.
joan1152 1 year ago
Insufferable.
joan1152 1 year ago
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rems1995 1 year ago
I have no idea WHO dennis miller is but this was hilarious! i understood half of this and still laughed...
naanydiaable 1 year ago
0:01 skip ad rate up
2eelShmeal 1 year ago
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2eelShmeal 1 year ago
The evolution of an Icon babe.
TheLizardKing1967 1 year ago
'89 dm cunning linguist, '09 dm master debater w/ tungsten steel cajones and a dr evil voice, babe
ultrakool 1 year ago
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Pretty good for You Tube!
EsClayWilson 1 year ago
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
kbr7171 1 year ago
Right wing extremeist leave it to Miller to screw up the shit.
Prince3140 1 year ago
1989 is better.
carnypimp 1 year ago
2009 Miiler wins.
MrAntiFarLeft 1 year ago
fuck everyone to hell
TheJackal137 1 year ago
thats it babe?! YA KNOOOOOOW!!!
jamesbelas 1 year ago
Gotta love Miller. I watch him every Wednesday on the Factor.
TheyHearUsNow 1 year ago
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You know, I don't want to go on a rant here but everyone who votes (D) and has found Miller funny in the past likes to believe that he was some left swinging commie back in the 80s when the only difference between the pre and post SNL Millers is that now he cares about defending the nation - he's always been critical of up-tight groups, bleeding heart social activists, hypocrites, busy-bodies, and in-your-face government associated with both parties. Wake up and smell your partisanship, babes.
uk6strings 1 year ago 38
@uk6strings Yeah, he's always been a giant fucking douchebag retard - I know.
ScinLaeca358 1 year ago
@uk6strings Well, here's what I vividly remember: Dennis Miller speaking at Bill Clinton's inauguration party and using a family vacation analogy, saying "After 12 years of being told to shut up and hold it, finally we're rolling down the windows, turning up the radio, and going to Disneyland!!!"
jfrsnjhnsn 1 year ago
@jfrsnjhnsn Miller wasn't a fan of Bush #1 - Miller also said on Tom Synder's last show (an interview that is available here on youtube) that he thought Clinton was hungry for power....
uk6strings 1 year ago
@uk6strings
What about those of us who have always recognized what a complete asshole he has always been, a soulless cynic who sniffed the post September 11th winds and realized embracing jingoism was a way to save his moribund career.
MrAndersoncouncil 11 months ago
@uk6strings No the difference is, for example, he supports O'Reilly and placates him instead of calling him an absolute douchebag, as he would've done when his career was in full swing. Now he needs a few dollars, he's relaxed his morals for the mighty dollar. Its so obvious that its transparent to all except those busy kissing the likes of O'Reilly's ass. Anyone who knows the Miller of old, knows he would've destroyed O'Reilly in a heartbeat... not been his friend. Wakey wakey.
OrthodoxAtheist 10 months ago
@OrthodoxAtheist Considering is the disproportionate amount of Liberals making money bashing Conservatives, I don't think that Miller would have gone the other way to make a "mighty dollar" as there are more dollars to be made going the Liberal route. In fact, Miller would probably still have a TV show if he was more left leaning. And Miller does tell O'Reilly when he thinks O'Reilly is wrong - but you wouldn't know that b/c you obviously don't experience enough Miller.
uk6strings 10 months ago
@uk6strings You think for a minute Miller would get paid more on MSNBC than Fox? You think any channel on TV not controlled by Murdoch has more money than Fox? Not a chance. I'm well aware of Miller's words nowadays because I've watched about 30 clips of him on youTube showing him on Fox, and on O'Reilly's show. Sure, he doesn't always agree with O'Reilly, but he is spouting views which he would've shot himself over 20 years ago. I also saw him live about 4 years ago. He was an idiot. :(
OrthodoxAtheist 10 months ago
@uk6strings The only differences are (a) USED to be funny - not so much now (b) USED to have a hip TV show -relegated to "Bathrobe" Radio (c) USED to be cutting and relevant - now just a shill for FOX and Bill O' and (d) Now he's a sad shell of what he once was; a crabby, unhip, unfunny charicature of the people he used to make fun of.
Sad, babe. Your comedy career will be relegated to the cutout bin, right along side your copy of Andrea True Connection's "More, More More".
DeepFill86 9 months ago
@DeepFill86 Dennis Miller wasn't funny in the '80's on SNL, and his show wasn't funny. At least it is not as irritating to listen to him when he is commenting on politics when he isn't acting like he is trying to be funny.
SaudaraLink 9 months ago
i'm sure this is hilarious but i've never paid enough attention to dennis miller to 'get it' on a deeper level
TheBigBadWoIf 1 year ago
I'm a Miller fan, but this was pretty damn funny.
Bnjolly 1 year ago
Godamn commercials. Youtube needs to be replaced.
foxwilliammulderx 1 year ago
Babe, babe, babe.
By the way, "Skeletor" is James Carville, wrong reference.
Otherwise, good job. Can't go wrong with the spinning/dissolving un-ending Dennis Miller-isms flying about.
How about a version like "fun with real audio" where the debate is all from his actual voice?
NoGuff 1 year ago
Not funny enough. And as Al Franken has pointed out, Miller has always been fairly conservative. The only people who have trouble with this idea are the children who equate conservative with stupid.
seans10 1 year ago
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@seans10 "And as Al Franken has pointed out, Miller has always been fairly conservative. The only people who have trouble with this idea are the children who equate conservative with stupid."
Such as...Al Franken!
RushLimborg 1 year ago
This was hilarious.
JosedGeminis 1 year ago
what is this? i feel my iq falling after that....
K3N7CR1P3 1 year ago
I like Miller. There's a reason why most people end up leaning to the right when they get older. It's called wisdom and understanding. The people who don't either never grow up, or grow up and realize they can exploit the ones that never grow up (Democrats).
AlexTaldren 1 year ago
Terrific concept. Killer animation and execution of the point (Miller has morphed into a world class douche nozzle), but the impression is for shit!
Just my two cents worth there....
keep up the good work!
mrbarthoss 1 year ago
LOL dodecahedron
culwin 1 year ago
Posted by current tv. You can't get less relevant than that.
treojoe 1 year ago
Sucks
gottchem3 1 year ago
I love to master debate
tanker516 1 year ago
I don't want to get off on a rant but who ever made this Freaking Cool toon is should also be a guest on Miller RADIO this is AWWESOME!
ACDCISCOOLNESS 1 year ago
thumbs up if you think there bolth equally annoying cuz this video kinda gave me a head ache
wrig909 1 year ago
hey babe or cat, 1990 or 2010, Dennis Miller is still funny.
lestersimmons82 1 year ago
I used to laugh at him, when I knew he was a pot smoking comedian with ocasionally insightful potical satire. Now I actually respect him, as I see that wisdom has tempered his rhetoric, and values aren't just a punch line.
roostergrande 1 year ago
@roostergrande
Amen to that!
Scarface1034 1 year ago
you got benito mussolini breathing down your neck
iChex 1 year ago 7
Nothing more pathetic than a desperate has-been whore who's been reduced to spreading for repulsive low-rent johns like Bill O'Reilly
BleuPseud 1 year ago 2
I always forget I used to respect Dennis Miller.
yellowkrux 1 year ago
Epic
Hopeful71 1 year ago
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Ndragonawa 1 year ago
"Sufficiently Cryptic References" LOL!!! :D Dennis Miller's mid-life crisis gave him Double-Personality Disorder!!! WOW!!! Shoulda gotten laid more before getting married dude!
0Oclockmusic 1 year ago 2
@0Oclockmusic
Yes and he lives in a mansion, married a model and gets paid buckets of money to work 3 hours a day. But I am sure your opinion really, really matters to him. ...Dude.
treojoe 1 year ago
@treojoe
His job is selling lies. That makes everything else worthless.
ProudAnselmo 1 year ago
dennis we love you . you are so dam funny and smart .
77CanonRummel77 1 year ago 3
Somewhere early in Dennis Miller's childhood, some cruel prankster told him that in every conversation, no matter how mundane, one must desperately try to illuminate the entirety of their breadth of knowledge, or else people will assume they have none.
When actually, people that have plenty also learned in the process that flaunting every tidbit of their knowledge is hugely pompous.
Remember Ken Jennings of Jeopardy? Quiet, plainspoken, but more educated than this dueche ever will be.
slitheringinterstate 1 year ago
bad conservatives, bad liberals,, bad democrats, bad republicans.. Pick a side and help it.
ManThatSeesMovies 1 year ago
And whenever conservatives talk god they all sound nuts because it's obvious to me after years of research that there is very little chance of their being a god, except maybe a malevolent one.
11xzxzxz 1 year ago 2
@11xzxzxz Did God even get mentioned in this bit? I don't know, maybe quit trying to sound smart. All the research shows people with a solid belief system based on faith in God are happier and more productive.
joncallister1 1 year ago
@joncallister1 All the research shows non-believers are as moral as believers. but Believers are a little happier but can YOU figure out why? I mean it's easy for me. And secular societies prosper better than religious ones according to Newsweek and other studies. Ever wonder why IQ and Education is inversely correlated with belief in god?
Try to answer those two questions. Thanks. Also do you understand why morality and God have nothing to do with one another?
11xzxzxz 1 year ago
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ManThatSeesMovies 1 year ago
I think Miller was very clever and somewhat funny on Weekend Update. Now he just seems clever on Fox News. I think Miller now might be right of Bill O'Reilly . Miller sometimes is obnoxious but I think Bill has changed over the past couple of years and is fair in debate with his guests. Even though I am not a conservative I do respect Bill. He's not like Beck and his loony beliefs.
11xzxzxz 1 year ago
Miller CAN be funny, but he arrogant and is WAAAY too full of himself. This video pretty much nails it. He was funny in the 80's. Today he's sold out.
chrisklecker 1 year ago
I am actually old enough to remember when Dennis Miller was funny lmao
Moe253121 1 year ago
@Moe253121 woooooooooow....
TheWitcherFanboy 1 year ago
I value people's opinions on youtube. They are so insightful!
PlacentaPudding 1 year ago 3