Branden The Housewife Prank Call

[Stefzilla420]

This is what a woody allan prank call sounds like

[SumthinMstBAvailable]

I find it rather disturbing this guy has a young daughter. His super creepy.

[Rdannylor2]

I hope no woman went to see this creep lol

[MrSamoboi]

LOL

[TheRussianEwok]

I'm six foot with a 12 inch penis WTF ?!?!

[qwerty9367]

LMFAO it did a complete 360 from a mother figure to finding gay pasengers for a train EPIC huh? lol

[beccaswin]

what the hell?? i wasnt expecting that one for sure...

[MrSamoboi]

@beccaswin he didnt even kno he was gay

[beccaswin]

@MrSamoboi that makes it way funnier

[zektheiguana]

LOL THE TRAIN THING???? LMFAO

[zektheiguana]

wtf is this mega flamer doing with a 2 month old baby??

[Tatiana3639]

OMG!!!! This video made my jawwwwwwwww droppppp!! I was not expecting that! Wtf lmfaoo omg this guy is low down gay!

[Kilox1000]

a 12 inch penis? either he's straight up 100% african, he's a mutant, or he's lieing.

[kjam5]

like problems you have as a "fatha" lololoolololo HAHAHAHAHAAH

[kjam5]

"

as the gangster say that one's in me as the gangsters say"

[supergal201]

Do you need to poop?

[Sephorachic7]

"my name is Brandon, I am a open homosexual" lol(:

[jarianb15]

This went from being really normal to being really awkward really fast.

[MrSamoboi]

@jarianb15 yep pretty weird

[22sa5m]

i used to live near oxford!!!!!!!OMJ!!!!!!!!!!

[Madetobe16]

wtf!!!!!!! omg haaaahaahaa lmfao

[jade21342]

"If she looks like she's kinda Asian that means yes" XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH ROFL!!

[kjam5]

@jade21342 HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAH LOLOLOLOL

[TopPSN]

"Shes DEAD???" LMFAO

[xxLovelyGarnetxx]

lol he just felt the need to share his penis size along with his height.

[Trucker1444]

That guy was WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SHADOW5383]

LMFAO! Im assuming the victim is openly gay as well xD

[filthysock]

this is the funniest character personality Ive heard yet!

[SarcasticMe4Eva]

OMG LmAo! He said 12" penis hahahaha

[GodlyMiller]

@SarcasticMe4Eva Literally I just opened a new window to look at comments and we was like "I'm probably 6 foot, 12" penis" and I read your comment. xD

[MIickism]

did he say i have a twelve inch penis at 7:26

[lovemybones88]

Haha. This is so funny "As the gangsters say" haha that's great.

[mikel112188]

Jared, if you have a video of your guys reaction while making this call PLEASE POST IT!!! greatest thing ever

[GoodyearBandit]

wow

[TayAmara18]

I would LOVE to see Jared's reaction to all this......lmfao.

[CTFxCChan]

"My name is Branden & I am an open homosexual" lmaoo, So funny coming from a straight guy jared...<3

[helema23]

ewwww he said u have to do a train.... then told you the size of his ehem!

[bwhoek45]

omgfg what a creep! hahah

[smiley2011face]

Lol Victim: when she is in her swings, and shes fussin.Branden: Oh her swings. Is she a good swinger? Victim: Yeah well when shes in it shes fussin and u just fed her what are u gonna do? Branden: Wha do u mean she is fussin in her swing?!? When she is in a swing she should be happy! LOL XD

[smiley2011face]

lol :D

[superlasse2468]

12 inch penis XD

[liljj10303]

what the fudge-nugget, shut the front door --- Sent From fridaynightcranks's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[peedro1121]

AHHH THIS CREEPY MOFO GAVE HIS PENIS SIZE

[JimReaper24]

ASIAN??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[MissyLovesYhuu]

I could not stop laughing when he were talking about baby's poop and everything! :DD lmfao! This was hilarious. [:

[Happyfish5678]

ROTFL!!!! omg i luv ur vids!! this has to be one of the best vids:):) that guy was so stupid!! keep it up guys!!:)

[TheMarines688]

12inch penis wtf

[TheMarines688]

holy shit this guy thought he was a girl lol

[mynameisweird1]

Omg this is like definitely top five of ur best videos guys!!!! Hahaha and I love how u describe the baby's pooping faces. :)

[13yearperspective]

46 people are in bed right now

[TayAmara18]

My favorite one of all of FNC so far...laughed sooooo fucking hard. :)))

[TayAmara18]

Hahahahaha "you understand I'm a boy...right?" Lfmao.

[justsomewammyskid]

oh for goodness sake... :dies laughing:

[dkdj12]

You've committed a logical fallacy, Jared. You can throw up or you can puke, but it is certainly redunctant to say "I think I'm gonna throw up and puke."

[peedro1121]

@dkdj12 Yeah just go ahead and analyze the shit outta it until its not funny anymore :/

[dkdj12]

@peedro1121 I don't understand how I, as you put it, analyzed the shit outta of it when I just pointed out one single fallacy that he has made.

[xxricrakxx564]

this guy is turned on untill he hears do you understand im a boy.

[ahmadnajee]

@7:25 did he say he had a 12 inch penis? lol

[angelawolfgirl101]

omg the dude is gay but dose not know it lol

[lightningblack99]

LOL 

[purplebieberninja19]

He will probably end up doing his daughter when she's older!!

[jonahcart]

did everyone else catch the part where after he said he was about 6 feet tall he said he had a 12 inch penis

[invaderpopz]

ya got any pictures?

yeah.... TO THE GOOGLES!

[Kkyyrruu]

LMMFAO wait-no-he hung up what was the favor he was going to say! LMAO. He's def. gay! I mean how could he not know you're a guy. You sound like a guy, your name is Branden.... I mean... and he continued on even when you if was clarified you were a guy XD This was great!

[TheBlacksheep2020]

lol what the fu** did i just listen too

[HiddenSniperMaster]

WOOHOO I LIVE IN OXFORD ALABAMA AWESOME!!!!!!!

[kidwithagun123]

5:20 (Kevin) "i was thinking you could come into the bed too" 6:21(branden)"you know I am a boy right?" (Kevin)" oh

[bigblack1x2]

do u need 2 poop????? and 12 inch penis GAY lol ha ha

[bigblack1x2]

do u need 2 poop?????

[HalfBlondeHalfSmart]

that got awkward fast... 0.o lol

[dfaiola18]

hes a open homosexual..hahahah!!

[TheBloodyDemonGirl]

3:08 "what ever problems you have as a Fah-thah" lol

[randompersonwholikes]

ROFLMAO!!! I didn't know that that dude wud tell him his penis length.......awkward,

[MaRkSmAn914]

lmfao the guy is seriously gay? wtf

[Darniros]

Did he really ask him to join him in his bed??

[lpsrockerchick]

" like rasin brandEN "

Rofl

[bornthiswayx3]

"she's in bed now"

"SHE'S DEAD!?!?" xD lmfaooo

[S4eXeD]

Oh you're a boy...!

Priceless.

[cena1020cp]

haha his penis is probably like 1 centimeter long lol!!!!!!!!!

[johnplayersstandard]

I got a 12 inch penis!

[johnplayersstandard]

Haha...he wants a made he can nail pretty much....haha now would you need a women for that or branden haha!

[glassic4028]

What was the favour my laptop crashed so i couldn't get back on :L

[SuperChamona]

@glassic4028 The guys phone crashed before he could ask the favor.

[MishuTaste]

LIKE RAISIN BRANDEN!

[Xoiloveyou96]

You wouldn't even know I'm there I'll be like a ghost. A fun ghost.

[MorpheusEmilio]

"How do you pronounce that...Branjen?"

[RoxxaneRoxxane]

The whole time he thought you were a chick.! O.o

[cyborgsatan]

"i think i'm gonna throw up and puke"

wise words Jared lol

[hotbitch624]

Gangstar lmfao ... you play a good fag lmfao!

[CrystalIce]

' Will you be willing to do the 'train' thing?'

Weird... O.o

[johnplayersstandard]

@CrystalIce Haha i geuss he wanted a women but he'll settle for a women!

[wallwill50]

gaydar!!!! awesome!!!!! lol!!!!

[Banditaus1]

did he ask him how long his penis was? XD

[MidnightStarry]

Is it bad if I got horny off this? xD

[CrankLee]

OMFG WTF IS GOING ON

[PanicHotelRomanceFan]

HE LIVES IN N.C. HOLY SH*T THERE'S A PEDO NEAR ME!!!!!

[SoffTxmes3]

D-- what!? Did he just say he has a 12 inch penis!?

[jimobryant]

mkkl



[notonlygay]

Branden is epic....

[blowgunking1994]

12 inch penis wtf

[lyricsnmore]

BRANDEN. Like raisin BRANDEN. BRANDEN.

[XxSkateboardingFTWxX]

12 inch penis ???? really eww

[brownbear696969]

Do u have any pictures? What a queer

[shawnb1003]

lol.. i felt down, but this brought me back up :D Thnx Jared

[Metallican989]

its funny cause my names brandonn (yes with 2 n's) and i first i thought he was using my name and i felt special (no homo)

[coopoo123]

i think this is one of the boring ones

[BruTalSm0ke]

lol Victim: "Shes in bed right now." Branden: "SHES DEAD?!?!?!?!"

[MeBeMilly]

"Oh. You're a boy..."

[arminisaboss]

hes a queer wow.

[fallenangellen]

How can someone not really have a face book?? You do or you don't

[DJAYKyle10000]

lol it is a possible that the guy realized it was a prank and was just screwing with you, the last thing he said was could you do me a favor and then he hung up

[darlord2]

Well I'm 6ft tall on I have a 12 inch penis! PEDO ALERT :o

[MrJjclark1]

HaHaHa peeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddoooooooo­ooooooooo 

[mrkandjinc]

Like raisin BRANden!!! lol that was so funny

[BleepBloopGurl]

Hahahahaha love it when he went babeh and when he said fatheh

[SRHBRO1989]

This is kinda scary if u think about it this guy could be some rapist luring people over with the ad kidnaping them and using them as sex slaves saw something about that the other day on CNN or something crazy shit but my god this prank call is fucking funny lol keep it up guys!

[lardface123]

like the gangsters say THATS ON ME BRO

[PurpleHazeHippie]

Hahah, great prank

[Joehell666]

ROFL is this guy he called gay

[MrRob159357]

has he ever bin in jail for these calls

[newbking001]

@MrRob159357 No, he does these calls through skype so they're untraceable.

[TheXxemoangelxX]

is jared gay?

[runehq21]

@TheXxemoangelxX No!! hes just acting it out thats what brendon (this voice) is so thats why he sounds like that

[elginxxxman]

@TheXxemoangelxX Oh my God, he sounds so realistic does he not? I was even wondering at first. This guy's great

[rush6447]

@TheXxemoangelxX no he is pretending

[riptide456]

I'd like to highlight the part I think everyone is missing at 6:55 to 7:15. "You're going to get plenty of food I'm sure" My theory here is that this dude is either:

A- Very horny and bisexual.

B- Trying to screw with jared. I think I hear him laughing at some points after he makes sexual references. IDK something to pay attention to.

[clipsryan]

I was so confused until he realised it was Branden and not Brandy. Then he still wants Branden and a "favor". The fuck just happened.

[EpicKota9]

The most twisted prank call yet... totally unexpected XD

[MrSamoboi]

@EpicKota9 yep really unexpected

[BearishZach]

'How tall are you?'

'Um, probably about 6 foot... Ive got a 12 inch penis'

'Mhm, ok, ok'

[IBloodSweatTears]

I want to know what to favor was he wanted at the end...

[IBloodSweatTears]

I like how at 5:17 Jarad is like "With what" In his normal voice :P

[IBloodSweatTears]

He is gay & he has a daughter? I dont understand this!

[20011Cake]

@IBloodSweatTears He thought Jared was a woman.

[IBloodSweatTears]

The Signs Of Gayness:

1:42 - Without the conversation even steering toward him needing a picture, He randomly asked for in, Early into the call.

5:17 - He wants him to join into his bed... Wow.

5:35 - Once again, he wants pictures.

5:58 - He reaction was funny "Ohhh Yeaa >=]"

6:01 - He says he wants someone to take care of him & her "If you know what I meen"

7:22 - He ttok to long to think about his height, wants to look sexy...

7:24 - And to cap it all off, he has a 12 inch penis



[MrGxMoto]

Spoiler: The Guy On The Other Is Gay?

[IBloodSweatTears]

He is lying out of his ass about the 6 foot thing. he thinks about it for too long...

[IBloodSweatTears]

This guy is a full on Homo. He took the liberty to tell him he had a 12 inch penis like "Yea, im about 6 foot, My dick is 12 inches, Wanna suck it?"

[IBloodSweatTears]

"How how are you my names John wanna go get some drinks & watch monday night football & I have a 12 inch penis -__- Lmao, it was so sudden!

[feligirl01]

My bad as the gangsters say lol :P

[theaterfreak218]

SHES DEAD?????

[NovaStorm13]

LOLOL 12 Inch Penis!?!?! LOL

[moniquelesieur]

hahaha as the gangsters say

[shosh3333]

Throw up and puke? Those are the same... And did anyone else notice that guy said he has a 12 inch penis?

[slowd16y7]

@shosh3333 Throw up and puke are the same thing? OMG alert the press!!

[HiddenTactic]

if anyone is interested in prank calls, i am starting a group over skype, if you want to join message me over youtube.

[amberbamber96]

'where you live ?

where you live now ?

where you live now ?

where you live ?'

that sounded so funny in a creepy way

[TheNocturneMoon]

omg! this surprised the hell out of me! lmao!

[awolter333]

LMFAO

[jonasbrothers0420]

lol it annoys me when he pronounces his p's or his t's the way he does at the end of a sentance.

[TheB0ssHunt3r]

i think this guy is gay lol, hes like no i want you to join me in my bed rofl

[Chick1Hi]

HAHA YOUR A BOY? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Chick1Hi]

WTF is this guy gay?

[moomookillertime]

LMAO Oh my fucking god!

[xD3Sx]

OHH MY GOD WTFFF!

[Mrgeauxsaints1048]

That guy was the total pervert. Id like you to assist me in bed...Im 6 foot..with a 12 inch penis.

[DNTdaisy]

For your baby... with babies... with babies... babies... to make a baby strong... to make a baby happy... to make a baby have fun... to make a baby love itself...

xD funny :))

sounded kinda gay xD

[ALLINKNOTS]

If her eyes look asian, then she needs to poo?  lmao

[playin14]

This offends me, i am gay and a gangster

[Bearrick]

@playin14 awww cry a river, build a bridge, and when you cross it half way I'll blow it up!

[queeniepie12345]

HAHAAH 101 THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MILEYANGELXV]

I LOVE Branden <3 

[katyysdabest]

"if she's fussing in the swing then your not doing it right" HAHAAH

[Rubes2525]

I wanted to see Jarrod's face in this one lol

[pb02125]

that dude invited u to a "train" party. wtf? my mind just went somewhere horrible that had this dick+ass+dick+ass+dick+ass type of thing goin on. that is quite literally, the GAYEST thing i have ever thought of. thank you so much for corrupting my mind with this video... im an 11 yr old girl btw..

[EmceeSpawn]

@pb02125

lil girl watch that profanity. whats wrong witchu

[ChocolateCoveredMint]

@pb02125 Thats why on your userpage iot says your name is Brendan.

[neverlasting49]

That is my bad, as the gangsters say. Ha ha. That is my bad. . .

[Dreamrunner1245]

"how tall are you?" "probably 6 foot,i have a 12 inch penis" xDD

[lishabear3]

Omg I just luv this prank call ..branden and Michelle are the funniest characters

[miamidfinsfan2613]

CALL HIM BACK AS MITCH!!!!

[Joguba123]

I have a 12 inch penis. lolololol

[blakeweikert]

@Mtsty6219 you don't need to be so rude asshole.

[heymisterg]

hey everyone if you want tonight Friday night cranks pm and i give you a link