I got the new Assassin's Creed game

[supergeek46]

It was then that Dubstep was born

[tanulo91]

0:00 - 0:08 moonwalking in the background also epic :D

[qwertyqeys]

MASTURBATING HURTS SO BAD

[MrTehfonz]

SOMEBODY REMIX THIS SHIT!@!#!!

[Crono010]

come on we all know that hes fapping......come now

thats a form of advanced fap.

[9volt65]

Video in a nutshell:

MAAAHAHUHUHUHMAAAAAAAHUHUHUHUH­MAAAAAAAAAHUHUHUHMAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHUHUHUHMAAAAAAAAHUHUHHUHUHUHU­HUHUHUHMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA

And it blends!

[ImmaBlossom]

...I gotta ask how you got THIS to happen. I've swung Ezio's blade, hit a guy behind the stand, he'll turn around and fall into that unseen never-ending hole, but making him go into the wall like that? That's.....unexpected.

[spadeface38]

this is not how you walk the dinosaur, but anyway i'm gettin' down to this.

[kirstakis]

lolwut

[Dissidiaa]

Down or I shoot!

[Edd112197]

Is it unusual I had the exact same glitch...

[Adventruer]

your games are allergic to you and are experiencing symptoms of glitches and other shenanigans.

[IMxAxGINGER]

I'm tapping my foot to this hahahaha

[TehBrownCow]

Did anyone notice the moonwalker in the backround?

[TurboNemesis]

let me show you the dance of my people

[maximal200]

MHMA OH MHMA OH MHMA OH OH OH MHMA OH OH OH OH MHMA OH MHMA OH OH AH AH UH OUH UH OUH UH AH MHH OUH AH HUH AH OUH UOH AH and so on

[jman3267]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT COLUMNS BRO!!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!

[TheBansheeBomb]

public masturbation is wrong!

[SuperWristBands]

and thus the first techno remix was born.

[Semisnowypawsofsteel]

Someone needs to make a techno remix of this.

[Afterburnzz]

Tags: why does this keep happening

I wish I knew, motdef. I wish I knew.

[zxcviilll]

FURIOUS MASTURBATING

[Genzhimae]

I DEMAND A DUBSTEP REMIX

[ace5762]

At the start, does anyone think the guy sounds like Homer Simpson?

[PhenomenonMaster]

UKF DUBSTEP SONG OF THE YEAR

[Germanboy567]

Fappin hard in there

[DJThisGuy]

I love dubstep!

[Stiglitz51]

Oh my god the ending.

[Bwethhh]

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

[SHTF]

that guy in the background at the start is walking in place

[LittleBrother3]

sounds like he's masturbating

[Dlayer7]

0:08 Here goes Disco Kid

[unlessitsafarm]

GOTY

[clowncops]

hi, reddit!

[troyisfilming]

haha falling through the water at the end....CLASSIC!

[unknownandunnamed]

Extreme masturbation.

[TheJaervinen]

furious masturbation

[brumak]

I'm nodding my head & tapping my foot. It's so good.

[ChrisKay21]

Getting raped by the wall lol u guys can go to the air port if u wanna try

[ownal]

making dem beats

[breynolds1337]

REEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXX­!!!!!

[arknell]

Yes yes please someone make a song with this, and some guy humping the camera lens in rhythm to the sounds!

[mollyxlolly]

Some one needs to Dubstep this...

NOW.

[BladeravenGaming]

Lol, make an MP3 of this.

[Swordmaster146]

"The shopkeeper has future remix music for sale.. it's like hearing a slave working hard *shopkeeper falls in water* - wait, that's an orgasm.

- That's what she said!"

[Coalmoss]

i fapped to this

[HoodedSuperman]

REMIX TIME!! !!!

[FunnyGal95]

Oh dear god, I had the same glitch on the ps3. My nightmares wouldn't stop for a week.

[TheFeedback]

Reminds me of skrillex

[PoisnousHamsters]

But you do have words. I don't have words are words. :\

[FaceJP24]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RELEASE A GHOST INSIDE A MARKET STAND.

Good thing he walked through the floor straight back to hell. *splash*

[LegionOfMany112]

It's like a techno remix composed entirely out of pained grunts and pants-wetting fear.

[Freelancerk1bbles]

@LegionOfMany112 only it's not remixed... that's disturbing.

[TheJokeMonster]

Remix please.

[GameGod652]

Best dubstep I've ever heard.

[onzir]

yeah... this game is full of that kind of bugs.... once I got inside a FUCKING TREE!!!

[ruskyoakwoodplayer22]

Cool, So.... Want a Cookie?

[BlackBoxOfCereal]

Anyone noticed the other guy on the background? ._.

[AnonymousSWAT]

*Splash*

[raywilliamjohnson34]

He's having sex Thumbs Up if you agree

[FruitofWar]

@raywilliamjohnson34 All of my fuck you.

[appoXoppa]

"So yeah i bought Assassins Creed Revalation and..."

[appoXoppa]

The guy has a swimming pool in his own shop?! It's like we're in the future but somehow way back!

[1001Lai]

but nobody notices the guy walking into the wall in the beginning lol

[Owen2rules]

lol at the guy in the background :L

[1337Citrus]

Another one of Strongbad's techno remixes?

[FitterHappier100]

You just couldn't see the camel.

[craaazycat]

someone's getting raped...

[EdgarFroez]

Where's Yves Guillemot face at the end?

[aKaxMaDxDaWGx]

sounds like he's saying "A MAN, A MAN!" and Ezio is just looking at him like "ok.. WTF!?"

[masterjp93]

Someone should remix this to a djent song.

[Shockoach]

FUAAAAAAACAA

[Mephaistus]

Why do you have to break all the games you touch

[manbearhorse]

@CameronSabo thanks for ruining the video for me

[hapytreefriends78]

Nice mix, DJ Merchant!

[petarded3]

He's cumming outta the goddamn walls!

[withafork01]

. this merchant was just doing some work when wall and floor decided to play a little prank on the merchant. wall pulled the merchant and he tripped so hard that he bumped his head leaving him suck in wall. floor was nervous because he saw wall being tortured by this merchant having his head in the wall.

[withafork01]

@withafork01 the merchant found out that wall and floor played a prank and he continued to shift around because it hurt wall while he yelled out " U MAD?!" many times. then floor took some action and pulled the merchant into is big water balloon so that the merchant couldn't escape and he would run out of air and die.

[nitpicker42]

@withafork01 Seems legit.

[Dillrod90]

Sounds like my honeymoon 

[MrScjmc]

Heskey never liked white people...

[kalkazar13]

That ending was the icing on the cake

[BiscuitDude01]

This guy's peddling some serious beatbox

[MrAsianese]

...should he be watching this?

[Nigahiga396]

True love...

[UKzPHILUKz]

You know i used to do strange dances inside of wooden walls then i took an arrow to the knee.

[ecno13]

DUBSTEP REMIX NOW!

[XKingaminX]

The Passionate story between The Forbidden love of a wall and a italian man

[MasterOfPeace56]

Well, this is what you get when Ubisoft makes a game...

[KingIchigo]

stop sodomizing the wall

[ShrewdGentleman]

how_not_to_walk_the_dinosaur.f­lv

[AzumGaming]

I just knew vegetables wheren't good for you

[maceron4444]

DISSSSSCOOOO KIIIIIIID

[sonicest]

Am I the only one that noticed that guy walking in place from 0:00 to 0:10?

[Depapepe98]

Something went wrong with the animus....

[presidentdaterape]

surprise butt secs

[SirKemper1]

Hey now, Wall sex was very popular during the Ottoman Empires rein, how do you think the Sistine lemonade stand got made?

[JeffBridges54]

Heheh, I found that too. I was gonna record it until I figured out someone else was going to do it

[DoctorMelon]

motdef why do you leave your computer next to unstable uranium deposits

[theolb1]

FUS DO PUH!

[jsDX11]

PWAMAAAAAAAAAAAA PUH! PWAMAAAAAAAAAAAA PUH! PUH! PUH! PUH! PUH! UH UH AH UH UH PUH! 

[UrbanRuralGaming]

Fap fap fap

[acountddd]

Traditional Constantinople hymn.

[dda50]

i beat my meat to this song

[sjhanfac3]

Revelations was shit.

[codyki9]

@sjhanfac3 Haha ok go run and go play your crappy MW3 game. And never comment on a assassins creed video ever again? Ok? :D

[rofldood1]

@codyki9 Nice work handling that situation.

The agency would like to hire you.

Give them an answer by tomorrow and you'll be in.

[codyki9]

@rofldood1 Sarcasnm right?

[rofldood1]

@codyki9 Just joking around, man.

[codyki9]

@rofldood1 Alright sometimes i cant tell sarcasm....

[rofldood1]

@codyki9 It's not really sarcasm, just testing out my skill in trickery.

[AbsolutZero555]

@codyki9 Sorry bro but MW3 is well known more than Assassins creed, I have no favs so I'm not really taking any side, but MW3 is way better. Only good thing about Assassin is that its free roam.

[FruitofWar]

@AbsolutZero555 ಠ_ಠ They're two different genres of games. You can't compare them nearly as much as you could compare BF3 to MW3, or Brain Age 1 to Brain Age 2.

[codyki9]

@AbsolutZero555 MW3 is the worst crappiest game ever invented. Take a look at assassins creed 2. That would beat both blackops and mw3 combined. These games actually take time making them good.

[AbsolutZero555]

@codyki9 I'm sorry but it wouldn't, in your own opinion yes it would(Obviously) but in reality, it wouldn't. And yes I did play Assassins Creed 2 and I found it to easy. And quite boring really.

[Psychodromeus]

Now this is what should happen to those who run from me in assassins creed

[MintSauce42]

erryday im shufflin

[TheUltraluke]

This game is 100% Bethesda approved.

[gDOMrule]

Change the title seriously

[SlipknotFanize]

So now I get why the trailer for this game had dubstep in it...

[Bluecewe]

Well, at least he's seems to be having fun half of the time.

[TheSandyNub]

Motdef opens his games in notepad and deletes a big chunk of text.

[dopelfish]

UNGH UNGH UNGH UNGH WHERE IS IT

[ustoledmysammich]

Oh my god, that happened to me too! It was enjoyable. We need a dubstep remix of this now!

[MrCombineGuy]

Motdef. You have a curse.

[danisuperedition]

SOMEONE REMIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

[ThatLyudePerson]

@danisuperedition It isn't already a remix?

[YouMeister12]

@danisuperedition sounds like it is already in remix!! :)

[StasAnanas]

I completely lost it at the end when he fell to his death!

[grein545]

Sounds like he is screaming "I'm back".

[Cordman1221]

So, do you just open up the game's code and delete a chunk of it?

[SteaksMusics]

Sounds like gay rape if you close your eyes.

[ShadeMX4]

@SteaksMusics I didnt play the single player either , i just jumped right into the single

[KillThatPopcorn]

@SteaksMusics You would know?

[zarithevill]

i also got assassin creed revelation but didn't played the multiplayer just jumped right into the multi :P

[HyperTailsX]

OOO AHHH OOO UUUH OOAAAA OWWW UHHH AHHH

[fonzythedog]

Assassins Creed: Revelations provides a realistic simulation of life during the Ottoman Empire.

[Vaultboy102]

Sounds like a song :)

[XMMM94]

I once pressed F9 to record, and i was under the map, in water

[deathshot199]

Get ready for a Dubstep remix -.-

[XMMM94]

he is singing pop actually XD

[Jackpot807]

"They're coming outa the damn walls!"

[ApocalypseMoose]

I didn't know Assassin's Creed had a soundtrack

[iMeRai]

sounds like he's doing it harrddd

[elite463]

the new dubstep made entirely of terror

[DrTimeCop]

asassins creed keeps on making new games

[khkilla12]

@AAAAAAAAAA42 Obviously.

[khkilla12]

Uhh wut happened 2 the random dead guy?

[IAmSwordKirby]

He fapped so much and hard, when he got done, he came a well, and thus fell in it.

[2BCBattlefield]

He went back to his home planet

[PDuo]

An accurate portrayal of life in Italy.

[MelonieKittenArtist]

... does he fuck the wall?

[stewieisthelord]

Hot coal too much to handle?

[DJHellwreckage]

See the man in the background? He goes by the saying "If you at first do not succeed, try again"

I wonder if he ever managed to force himself trough the object blocking his path...

[demonnogo]

Every game you play is fucked up but when I play the same game I don't see any glitches. You have a gift.

[LordLicoriceDerp]

Why is your computer haunted? WHAT DID YOU DO

[TheAwesomePillow]

Every game you play i glitched/bugged or fucked up rite :3?

[SonicPumperDS]

la wea xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Unreaved]

I also like the guy walking into the wall at the start.

[603840]

It has a nice beat to it. Needs a techno remix

[towndrunk23]

I warned you about those pillars bro

I told you dawg

[DJRozwell]

I give it four hours before someone does a sick remix of this.

[tailsawsome17]

the guy sounds like dub step :D

[Cory3129]

HELP ME

[SuperSpanishChicken]

HIT THAT PUSSY FROM THE BACK

[icegryphon]

So this is what happened during the Philadelphia Experiment.

[flang]

I hate when I fall through my floor into the river below

[RadekBirdFan]

Suprise buttsecks.

[TheJavaServer]

No words? NPC of the year springs to mind.

I think some people might have found this, "easy t