Being A Detective Who Talks To Ghosts Not As Exciting As TV

[mcdonalds828]

@mrjiggleman97 no this isn't real maybe the detective part but not the super natural part

[mrjiggleman97]

Is this real

[strapwood]

I actually believe this was real, till I saw the name of the channel

[joanekins123]

this looks like a burst of bullshit. not real

[VelaToNorma7]

@joanekins123 Wow. You are so dumb. I'm honestly amazed at how dumb you are. I almost feel sorry for you.

[TheYouwontgetit]

it sounds like a hard work...

[emailconfermationftl]

non-stop awkward fest xD

[marsneedstowels]

This guy seems so nonchalant and unenthusiastic about his job he could make me believe in psychics.

[kcizhot]

i like ghosts but some are just jerks

[MissTeenPregnancy]

what's really funny is how many people do actually connect their daily realities to things they see on fantasy TV shows :D

[H0ll0w360]

lol ghost of a cat

[adkgirlsince01]

I like the show ghost adventure better, the host is hotter.

[AudioVisualMatter]

"They don't do it on purpose, they've just been dead so long, they don't know what they're talking about."

[PeeboTyson]

@AudioVisualMatter Some are just jerks though.

[FruitySCB]

A small fortuneteller escaped from prison and became a small medium at large.

[derobmai]

paperwork LOL

[derobmai]

EVUHRYTHINGGG IS BETTER ON TV D:

tht includes my life too ):

[JKErryDay]

@TrendyhendyPD Dude, Everybody knows that it's fake by now. I've known that ghosts are fake for a long time now.

[MAXIMILLIONtheGREAT]

@JKErryDay the onion= fake  ghosts= real

[SoulfulKira]

@TrendyhendyPD

...this is fake?

[haircutbob2]

Can anyone send me a link to the story about people faking breast cancer? I just know that bitch is lying.

[1908DanGreen]

@TrendyhendyPD I love how on almost every onion video there's someone saying something about the people who don't know this is fake.

[LocoGroove]

@1908DanGreen Me too. I love to make fun of stupid people.

[sammyes415]

Lol that girl that screamed is from ghost whisperer ( Tv show )

[2daFulLeST100]

"some are just jerks, though." lol

[AaRoNdEAnGelo]

This IS NOT FAKE!

[Bannedforfun]

@TrendyhendyPD WTF are you talking about, this is one of the most reliable news channels out there.

[shadowforc30]

@TrendyhendyPD its fake??

[kokym8]

those people r THE GREATEST ACTORS EVER!!!

[Killtacboy]

I wanna know what people are searching when they find Onion and are oblivious to its nature.

[ZachAlbrechtComposer]

@Killtacboy They probably think they've found FOX's late night programming

[jamessamejjamessamej]

hahahha "up next how to tell if your employee is faking BREAST cancer.. dont go away!

[YerrMateyYerr]

1:04"Did you Know? 1 in 8 American Households may be haunted" What about Asian households. o. o"

[demoun]

once and for all this is no fake

[vimarandy]

@demoun this is fake dude

[demoun]

@vimarandy no!!! this is actual a show. its a real thing. honestly

[ocergnairb]

Enough is enough with the YouTube ads. Please

[TheUsername1029]

@ocergnairb get adblock plus on mozilla firefox

[emospadez]

higgs has battled witches, demons during career LOL

[FortuneInLies]

Haha, it's so awkward :D

[o0smokingmonk0o]

i lost at "odd arrangement of rocks"

[lonewolfM16]

@TrendyhendyPD some people are just pathetic i figured it out within the first half minute of the first episode people who cant figure it out are very funny

[L1011tristar17]

0:52

[Lockerboythethird]

I agree 100% with the point he made at 1:30.

If i'm a spirit trying to tell you who murdered me, i don't want you screaming in my face, it's rude, distracting and frankly i have better things to do in the afterlife than sneaking up behind you all night.

[jorgebassmaster22]

ooooohhh creepy creepy!! LOL XD

[LadySeraph]

@TrendyhendyPD Well, when "real" news looks like this

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I'm not gonna hold it against people for thinking the Onion is real.

Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! Hide yo husband, cauze they be rapin' everyone out hea!

[popcorntome]

''They've just been dead so long, the don't know what their talking about.''

I love it how the can keep a straight face, lol.

[mrcomedy454]

@popcorntome hahahaha I lost it at this point.

[chipmunx]

I love how absolutely disappointed they are. It's like telling a child that Santa Claus isn't real.

[RiggaHiga]

Some are just jerks though

[singsweetmystery]

hahaha their acting is perfection.

[temickab]

@TrendyhendyPD yea like you...lol

[viking977]

some are just jerks tho...

[mitmatt34]

its called a parody, you know like saturday night live, Mad TV,etc. And Jesus was nailed to the cross to die as a human for our past present and future sins. Have we really become totally godless?

[p0tazzium]

I love how everyone is really proud of themselves when they figure out that a ton of people are just figuring out that this is fake.

[johnoXdamage]

well all mediums just bullshit i think just like silvia brown i think they just pull shit from their ass

[TheJoelD]

Comedic gold!

[latinevil666]

Some are just jerks though.

[welovenatnalex]

"they've just been dead so long they don't know what they're talking about" lol

[20mirmo07]

@TrendyhendyPD right you are my fren..

[TheMisterWeirdo]

1:22 pause there! >DID YOU KNOW?

Many Believe The U.S Capitol Building Is Haunted By Ghost Of A Cat " xD Lmao This is brilliant comedy!

[ehhhhhhfssssssfdtg]

"OOOOOHH creepy, creepy!"

[airsoftluigi1]

this shows that people r stupid

[necromender]

jajaj THATS RIGHT XDDD GHOSTS ARE FCKN CHEATERS XDDD i talk to them and they talk a lot of crap XDDDD well a group of them XDD

and i know who are these guys( The Onion ) but i talk to ghosts...really...

[anime2192]

The guy host is realllly good at acting, but the woman overacts way too much...in my opinion

[sqhschief]

@anime2192  Yeah, but they make it seem so damn real lol.

[Dayenzu]

OoooOoOOO Creepy Creepy..e he ehe eheehe

[117holly]

''Oooh, creepy creepy!'' ''oh scary!'' ''from a microwave!'' ''right here right now!'' ''faking breast cancer!

[20089451]

oooh! creepy, creepy..(:

[TheXenost]

@TheF0etus Wait, this is fake? WTF!! baha no no i'm just trollling. LmFAo totaly agree though people are just fuckedededed in the cranium.

[MrKaelWilliams]

they do an amazing job at making these seem real lol

[schalteria]

@echrists but what if its from the future..

[iPixelen]

'I've actually only seen blood writing 2 or 3 times in my career... usually a message from the spectral realm is much more mundane - like an odd arrangement of rocks.'

*awkward silence*

[admiralpercy]

@iPixelen 'hey, let's quote the video EVERYONE JUST FUCKING WATCHED AND MAYBE THEY'LL THINK I'M FUNNY TOO

[shrunkard]

@admiralpercy It's a pretty common thing for people to communicate which moments or lines they thought were funny. Odd that you find it so upsetting.

[iPixelen]

@admiralpercy hey, let's have a random explosive rant at someone to try and misplace some of the anger we have deep inside, with an inappropriate use of capital letters

[admiralpercy]

@iPixelen yeah, that sounds fun

[jckb1330]

Love the subtle humor. Brilliant..

[schalteria]

wow......this has to be not fake...if i say its fake..it may be real

[echrists]

@schalteria ...its fake retard

[Erilis666]

i absolutely love the awkwardness in this one.

[Erilis666]

It's called satire people!

[KamAngel123]

I love how he just KILLS the mood

[sw204me]

LMFAO! This was funny as shit.

[Adrimannetje]

haaha at 1:00 : Experts say 1 in 8 American households may be haunted.

xD

[ThatsBooji]

@Adrimannetje that could actually be true, 1 of the very few true things the onion will say mabey

[KnightQuickness72]

The fact that people can actually ask if this is real or not shows how fucked up American media is...

[argozempo]

I'm one of those starry eyed sorts who'd hoped that solid clues from visions and blood writing as seen on those psychic shows were the norm. Leave it to a brass tacks psychic detective who talks to REAL ghosts to bring me down to earth.

[shadowC10ne]

I like people who think that all people who think this is real really think they think this is real. xD

Did that sentance make any sense to you?

[DXBassassin]

@shadowC10ne my head hurts :S

[shadowC10ne]

@DXBassassin I know. xD

[dynozark]

@shadowC10ne lol it actually did. He thinks it's funny how all people who think this is real, really think this is real

in other words, the people who think it's real, are just faking stupidity

[shadowC10ne]

@dynozark You solved it. Noooo...

[Tehkillerguy]

thumbs up if u think onion news network is talking about shit everytime

[LikeWtfItsSarah]

@Tehkillerguy

Wait, what?

[unlessitsafarm]

The most interesting man in the world

[tally24th]

i can understand why some people would believe SOME of the videos were real...american news networks rele are wacky...

[JASONINDAHAZ]

@tally24th ikr?

[Deadsmile100]

@tally24th *Couch* Fox news!*Cough**Cough*

[superchristian102]

@tally24th

Wait, you're aware this is The Onion, and not news, right?

[tally24th]

@superchristian102 lol..yes i am, my comment was about how 'some people' believe these are real

[superchristian102]

@tally24th

Oh, alright! Sorry, haha. I wasn't sure. :]

[ballrub]

@superchristian102 jesus is a fake too.....why do you think they nailed that jew to a cross.son of god...??????....HAHAHAHAAHAHA!­!!

[superchristian102]

@ballrub

Actually, Jesus wasn't a real person, although, unless you're an idiot and can't fathom that my name may be Christian, I wonder why that was relevant.

[failblogtoo]

@tally24th No. You'd have to have a horribly normal IQ score to be able to believe any of these videos were authentic news.

[itarethetroll]

@failblogtoo Actually, this news is pretty good by a country like Saudi Arabia's standards.

[xxa411xx]

@tally24th When I saw the anteater video, I thought it was real! 

[playitagainsam18]

@tally24th have you ever seen Mexican news networks pretty wacky sometimes

[DGMRuadeil]

@tally24th or the average american is just that dumb to think it's real

[votumseparatum1]

@DGMRuadeil you mean the average person, idiot. Not just Americans watch this.

[DGMRuadeil]

@votumseparatum1 fair enough, even though most of these shows are actually made in America or atleast by Americans. most, not all

[CoverHaven]

@1:24 Many believe the US capitol building is haunted by the ghost of a cat! LOL

[hahayousuckable]

"Like an odd arrangement of rocks" L O L

[RedHed4187]

@sinnfein4ever, I agree. I suppose they just don't understand the humor.

[ElveeKaye]

"They've just been dead so long they don't know what they're talking about. " XD

[Aussiegirl265]

Was able to read blood writing on the wall..

OOOH CREEPY CREEPY!

Bhahaha

[Knowwon249]

Oh my god! How can a professional news station do that to thier guests? This is the worst new channel ever! Worse then fox!

[jetsamjetsam]

very unrealistic...

so U make it realistic U PIECE OF SHIT

[dm121984]

"Some are just jerks" - very true; being dead is no barrier to being a jerk.

[WindItUp4]

I'd be more concerned about you breeding. We have enough morbidly rude people in the world. :) Have a nice day!

[DyMinPrinCesss]

i hate when my employees keep faking breast cancer!

[bitingthetruantpen]

I love how perfectly they get the ditzy morning-show hosts.

[GingerEckley818]

Ha! I love the text at the bottom! Look at 1:18! Lol!!!

[Injomniac]

its funny

[EgsPoetryInc]

wait....these arent real?

[Boxcutter7]

@zonex1a I thought you were talking about the Onion video about the book "Wake Up: He's a Shapeshifter!" about the reptilian shapeshifters that keep going back to the same woman. How urealistic for reptilian shapeshifters, huh?

[78topper]

haha.

Some ghosts give bad information, not on purpose, but they have just been dead for so long they dont know what they are talking about. Some are just jerks though.

[dovaje]

......some are just jerks. rofl

[moodswyng]

aw i am so disappointed!

[Boxcutter7]

@zonex1a What's realistic about a reptilian shapeshifter that KEEPS GOING BACK TO THE SAME WOMAN??

[lol101lol101lol10199]

Actually I think that the fact that some people even can contact ghosts is pretty amazing in itself. I always believed there were ghosts but I've always been told those who try to talk to them are usually just scammers. I guess this proves they not all are.

[ZarMarquez]

some are just jerks... f*ing hilarious.

[jamesyboy0987654321]

Some of them are just jerks.

[wowkittyman07]

The way he said "There mostly just jokes" was so funny i almost pissed my self laughing.

[SMOKExDAWG]

only a jack ass would not see that The onion is just a bunch of shit and the 2 hostess are white jacks that do it for laughs and parades

[oddvidios]

It's amazing how professionally the Onion News is made, if you'd mute the sound, you'd probably think it's a real news program. Brilliant acting and editing. 41

[Gastrophetes]

@oddvidios

Hell, even with the sound unmuted, idiots are fooled by it. The Onion is just that good :P

[andyrooney11]

"Some are just jerks though..." LMFAO

[yoseewails]

I've read that ITT institute is now offering classes in Clairvoyant Detecting... and with their job placement assistance that's a win/win opportunity... enroll now as classes are quickly filling...

[YellowDinosour]

FAKE AND GAY!!!

but ghosts r real(:

[MrPivotPie]

@YellowDinosour your fake and gay BITCH!

[YellowDinosour]

@MrPivotPie no.... -_-

[MrPivotPie]

@YellowDinosour Well, its supposed to be fake.

[YellowDinosour]

@MrPivotPie it is? O_o

they got me fooled...... XD

[WastedDaze78]

the detective's acting was REALLY good... is he in anything else? he looks slightly familiar but can't place him... wish this would have been longer

[thelouisfanclub]

At the bottom

"Summoning ghosts takes time, patience"

[pleasedontask]

wow what a buzzkill

[DumbDumbProductions1]

hahaahaha "quote from video"lol that wuz great!!!

[chunkybuckets]

"...They've just been dead so long they don't know what their talkin' about."

"Really?!"

"Yeah...Some are just jerks though."

XD

[christentze]

"No clairvoyant would scream like that. That just unprofessional."

pshahaha.

[TheRiddler8]

i always check my employees for them....

[prowned]

is this real?

[caimanque]

totally ;)

[solidysnake1]

You don't know what my job is like..don't even think that you know..OK? It just pisses me off.

[MightyGoldenBoy]

some are just jerks though...

hahahahaha

[Lachdenan]

I was in the ninja parade ;)

[voodoodolll]

hahah lol :D

[yuyudude112]

I hate those people that fake breast cancer lol

[Rahavin1]

that would be so fucked... i dont know which is worse... faking it or thinking that someone else is.

brilliant

[voodoodolll]

if only i had a penny every time someone said

''is this real?'' fucking idiots

[xlightnin13]

@voodoodolll is this real?

[FrootLoop246]

@xlightnin13 nooo, its not.

[jackno88888888]

@voodoodolll u'd hav soo many pennies!!

[kid43332]

@voodoodolll Just because someone believes this or doubts whether or not it is false, doesn't mean you have to call them ''fucking idiots'', is that clear? Now stop being so immature.

[LeaveEgg]

@kid43332 mmhhhh maybe its a little unclear if this video is a parody or not but when u saw the "12-year-old boys giving breast Exams" or the "Disney Genetics Debut New Child Stars" u have to say that those who believe it are idiots... its maybe rude to say but its true and there we got these words for

[kid43332]

@LeaveEgg Ywah you're right. The intro is pretty convincing (apart from ''Onion News'') don't you think? =)

[bzzbt]

hahahaha xD

[Sting3733]

Of course it's fake...It's from TheOnion!!! WOOT

[bullbunnies]

i thought the ninja parade might've been real...

[SinnFein4ever]

People who can't even tell that these vidios are parodies, are so stupid that they shouldn't be allowed to breed.

[MrOmfgwtf1991]

Amen brother amen haha