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  • george bush was a fucking comedian

  • Barney is the man.

  • A little beef :D

  • haha sounds like bush and george were getting it on...

    "So describe your experience with george"

    "Well uh he wanted to go to bed early..."

    "I took him to my favourite spot"

    "When we did it, I was breathing hard, I was breathing hard but Howard was breathing harder"

    "Steady, Steady"

    "Howard had a little beef....a little beef"

  • @Wyzenhu yeah lol I think that's the entire point of the vid ;P

  • I LOVE THIS!! howd u do it?!!?!? PLEAse REPLY

  • @LeennXD Red Symons was actually the who did it.

    He used the picture and sound from the ABC (Australia) vaults

  • creepy as fuck

  • lol!! ima listen to this until i get sick of it!

  • Barney makes the most sense.

  • One of the funniest videos i have ever seen.

  • XD Haha, love it!!

  • the only bit i like was the "beef.. a little beef.." but it was worth watching it all just to hear it again! lmao!

  • lolz

  • oh wow the dog was involved too.

  • Funny Shit...classic RED !

  • I love W's smug squinty eyes...a little beef a little beef ....he seems so pleased... hilarious

  • a little beef a little beef makes me laugh every time

  • same here:))))

  • seriously hilarious. little beef ugh if you only knew the origins of why that's funny. inside jokes aside, the timing and melodies are sick

    do u produce your own music other than speech manipulation?

  • lmao i love this, makes me smile "what can i tell him what can i tell him"

  • My professor showed this in class a few months back, and now I watched this 5 times in a row.

  • So funny!

  • I Understand It Now xD Ive Listened To It So Many Times xD

  • I Love It xD It Never Gets Boring =3

  • Fucking hilarious! :D

  • Is Bush Saying..

    I was breathing harder

    I was breathing harder

    I was breathing harder

    But Barney Was Breathing Harder? I Cant Understand American Accents very well, well not all of them.

  • I was breathing hard, I was breathing hard, I was breathing hard and Barney was breathing harder.

  • I was breathing hard, I was breathing hard, I was breathing hard and Barney was breathing harder.

  • yeah that was what he was saying!

  • hahahahahaha.

  • this is soooooooooooooo funny, man

    i was breathin' hard

    i was breathin' hard

    and barney was breathin' harder

  • this is great!

    its really well done :D

    xxx

  • my god...

  • little beef little beef! Hillarious

  • hahhah lol thats fuckin hilarious!! 10/10!!

    ohh i miss seeing that little animals face on the 6pm news!

  • LOL

    ROFL

    XD

  • is genette howard a beard?

  • "The prime minister wanted to go to bed early, after seeing his performance I'd have to agree."

    GENIUS!!!

  • This is officially the best thing on youtube

  • 0:27 - 0:32 is the best

  • Verily, this is the best one.

  • ROFL

  • Have to watch this at least once a day. LOL

  • Masterful comedy!! Brokeback Bush rides the beefy Howard mountain, lol!

  • "Beef" "A little beef" lol

  • lollll. love the duet. Amazing! Thats the kind of stuff that should be featured.

  • hahahaha

  • xD fucking cowboy can sing xD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious!

  • "Very emotional moment at the naval dockyard-" "Forget that."

    This is genius. They should be more careful when they speak.

  • ahhhhhhh nice very nice video

  • hahahahahaha

  • WOOOOOO PRO this thing this pro love it good job 10/10 john howard or how ever u spell it = FAIL

  • Red Symons, I know it's already proven, but I just have to say this... you are a genius!

  • hahaha LOVED it!! My favourite bit:

    'The prime minister wanted to go to bed early; having watched this man perform, I agree...'

    So so clever!

  • This is awesome! How did this not become an internet phenomenon?

  • Funny vids, but who hear thinks the rocsims is biased ro the left.

  • I don't feel there's a deliberate left leaning so far. At the time, the conservatives were dominant,so if you wanted to be satirical,you probably couldn't avoid appearing leftish. Now as things change, I expect there will be a swing towards the current bunch. I think if you want blatant left bias, Paul McDermott's the man. I wonder what he's going to do now? Run the same old and cringey Howard/Costello jokes or reitre??

    Great vids Red. No gongs in sight.

  • I can't wait to show this to my husand! ROFLMAO!

  • do it already, it's been a month

  • Any chance that you could do one of these wonderful works of at that could promote USA Pres Candidate Ron Paul? You would become more popular than the Beatles! And who knows you might just help Ron Paul save the USA and the world! Ron is being Censored over here because he has his logic, reason, and humanity still intact..

  • Perfect song.. Nothing else to say!

  • good job ... guy

  • this is my fav... i love it...laugh everytime

  • ha ha ha ha, pretty gay.

    i mean you made them pretty much like those gays who are from queer boulevard.

  • excellent!

  • BAHHAHAA

  • ha ha ha this shit is funny rocsims you made bush seem gay ha ha ha ha ha that shitt funny

  • incredible

  • it says "i love having him here"

  • I know, that's the original thing, this guy cut half a sec off...

  • Howard was voted out by the Australian people for crimes against hair.

  • That was great.

  • LMAO

  • John Howard , Alan Greenspan and many many others have now admitted that the

    IRAQ WAR is about the OIL .

    The INESCAPABLE LOGIC must follow that we are killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people

    FOR the OIL .

    To speak out against killing people for profit is nether left or right . Its a moral position .

    patriotsquestion911 DOT com

  • Great song Red, keep it up!

  • The power of nightmares was a great BBC doco Jackdaw88 .

    Youtube search

    " 9/11 Inside Job - The Most Damning Evidence Yet! "

    A great 6 min movie !

  • if this is red symons (skyhooks) he's resurrected from 20 years of drivel TV and adds !

  • beautiful

  • Here's a laugh!

    Imagine Georgy Boy, Tony Blair, and Johnny Howard all together? Threesome? NO!!! Scrap that! "EEEUAGH!!!"

  • father like son just like bush and his dog, as for haward its time for u to go so we can have a relly leadership for australia ,not someone like you are leadership that has his nose up the USA ass

  • My name is Georgy and I'm sad 'cos I miss my boyfriend John Howard - he's a long way away in Australia right now and he can't give me blow jobs when I need them.

  • The laws of physics are absolute .

    They require no enforcement .

    The top 10 floors of a building cannot FALL through the bottom 95 floors as Quickly as they would fall through air .

  • Paul Craig Roberts, PhD -- Assistant Secretary of the U.S. Treasury under Ronald Reagan. "Father of Reaganomics." Former Associate Editor of the Wall Street Journal. Currently Chairman of the Institute for Political Economy and Research

    "We know that it is strictly impossible for any building, much less steel columned buildings, to 'pancake' at free fall speed. Therefore, it is a non-controversial fact that the official explanation of the collapse of the WTC buildings is false."

  • Al-Qaeda is an operational arm of US foreign policy , created by the CIA to let the US take control of oil rich Iraq , Iran , and the caspian basin . Al-Qaeda also replaces the threat of communism and keeps the US military industrial complex in trillions of US tax dollars . This is just a simple truth that many people are incapable of seeing . The bigger the lie , the easier it is to sell to the people .

    patriotsquestion911 DOT com and pilotsfor911truth dot org .

  • i assume you watched "the power of nightmares" - more poeple should watch that one.

  • Unfortunately the democratic leader that you elected is invading other countries,controlling the media and much worse. Unfortunately you will have to cop alot of "I hate Americans" until you realise the patriotism and democracy you go on about doesn't mean anything if your country is prohibiting the freedoms of others. 60 000 Dead iraq's (men, women and children) ( AND VERY FEW OF THEM TERRORISTS). Yes we all hate what the democraticly elected leader by the people of America is doing.

  • I do want to remind a lot of people that this is actually exactly how Americans feel about this, too. Unfortunately it seems everyone here in America are just stuck in their own little lives and would rather just sit and make money to take care of themselves/family etc to get by that no one's going to do anything. I'm guilty of this too. It's unfortunate. But let's hope to god in this upcomming election something good comes from it...

  • enough of the cursing.

    how about a question:

    prettier girls, americans or aussies?

    i have met both, and would take an aussie or kiwi any time.

    love the accent...

  • Thank god that our prime minister, who would have australia be americas BITCH, is about to be voted out.

    This aint the united states of australia ! Fuck americans!

  • Im an american living in australia and I hate John Howard and George Bush for their leadership roles and the problems they have caused.. but for you to say fuck americans is going way to far! Not every single American voted in Bush. No one i know voted in the bastard.u need watch what you say.. u were going to far when you say fuck americans.cause i could say fuck aussies for voting in howard.. but how where u supposed to know he would be a follower

  • Haha....cool.

  • yay! they are so gay

  • Great!

  • part 1

    " And now the whole nation -- pulpit and all -- will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open. Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked , - "

    Mark Twain

  • part 2

    " and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception."

    Mark Twain

  • man that was REALLY FUNNY. The beat went perfect to his speech.

  • red you should be on the first train out of here!

  • The deaths of 58 000 US soldiers and 3 million Vietnamese and Cambodian people were caused by a lie , " THE GULF OF TONKIN incident " . Iraq is the same , an aggressive war based on lies !!! If the US hadn't invaded Vietnam none of these people would have died . After the USAs defeat in Vietnam , the Vietnamese threatened no-one and now they are our friends . Will 3 million Iraqis have to die before we pull our troops out and stop the killing of innocent people .

  • Al-Qaeda is an operational arm of US foreign policy , created by the CIA to let the US take control of oil rich Iraq , Iran , and the caspian basin . Al-Qaeda also replaces the threat of communism and keeps the US military industrial complex in trillions of US tax dollars . This is just a simple truth that many people are incapable of seeing . The bigger the lie , the easier it is to sell to the people .

  • Even the name Al-Qaida was made up by the CIA !!! This is a documented fact ! Go watch " The Power of Nightmares " a BBC doco . Even though it only scratches the surface of the truth its well worth a look . There are none so blind as those who will not see .

    patriotsquestion911 DOT com and pilotsfor911truth dot org .

  • Love this video XD

  • hahahahhahaha

  • fuck the bush bastard

  • what the ...

  • Johm Howard is only a payed worker. His services are no longer needed.The electorate owes him no affection nor perpetual re-election. He should read his own IR propaganda.

  • Thought I'd just comment on this video - very funny - we  all knew something unnatural was going on between dubya and little johnnie - now I have proof.

  • rofl

  • Over 100 high ranking military and intelligence officials have come out and said the official 911 story is a fraud . Please I beg you Please go to patriotsquestion911 DOT com . pilotsfor911truth dot org . AE911Truth dot org

  • Capt. Russ Wittenberg, U.S. Air Force -- Former Air Force fighter pilot, over 100 combat missions. Commercial pilot for Pan Am and United Airlines for 35 years. Had previously flown the actual two United airplanes that were hijacked on 9/11.

    patriotsquestion911 DOT com

  • Capt. Russ Wittenberg" The government story they handed us about 9/11 is total B.S." Wittenberg convincingly argued there was absolutely no possibility that Flight 77 could have descended 7,000 feet in two minutes, all the while performing a steep 270 degree banked turn before crashing into the Pentagon's first floor wall.

  • Capt. Russ Wittenberg " For a guy to just jump into the cockpit and fly like an ace is impossible," said Wittenberg, recalling that when he made the jump from Boeing 727s to the highly sophisticated computerized characteristics of the 737s through 767s, it took him considerable time to feel comfortable flying.

  • PMFSL!

  • " The only devils in this world are the ones inside our own harts . "

    Mahatma Gandhi .

    " An eye for an eye makes us all soon blind "

    Mahatma Gandhi .

  • gandhi is a fool and hes dead. peace is only possable when your enemys are dead

  • bcmagician " peace is only possible when your enemies are dead "

    Your a real humanitarian . You should at lest have the guts to look into the eyes of the innocent Iraqi women and children your sentencing to death . Go look at the dead babies and kids with limbs blown off on you-tube and video google ! ... I bet you don't have the guts ..

    You bcmagician are a pathetic excuse for a human-being .

  • your a moron who cant understand whats up. i do agree with u a little but we need to secure the planets resorces so lifes a bitch if ppl have to die for me to have gas and this computer than hey pass me a gun lol

    =P p.s. i hope ive offended you

  • bcmagician you realise what you've said yeah? Basically youve said if you want for example a piece of chocolate (replacing peace) then yuo are willing to kill ur own father to get it off him?

    =P p.s. ur mum

  • I we should execute all those right wing liberal assholes then I guess.

  • The deaths of 68 000 US soldiers and 3 million Vietnamese and cambodian people were caused by a lie , " THE GULF OF TONKIN incident " . Iraq is the same an aggressive war based on lies !!! If the US hadn't invaded Vietnam none of these people would have died . After the USAs defeat in Vietnam the Vietnamese threatened no-one and now they are our friends . Will 3 million Iraqis have to die before we pull our troops out and stop the killing of innocent people .

  • Let this be a *Warning*.'DO NOT USE CRACK COCAINE.Or you will be like Bush.

  • Red,

    You are the master of political satire without peer. As another has said, Thankyou for making life more bearable.

  • lol

  • BAHAHA this movie is awesome!

  • 9/11 was good for business. Thanks from Dick and george.b.

  • Red, you have to one of the most creative and original artists I have enjoyed in quite some time. In fact I really can't think of your equal. Believe it or not your musical satire and your genius are very important comments in todays crazy world of often corrupt and disconnected leadership. It is nice to that people like you can offer an option to laugh in the face of such serious and often depressing politacal climates. Thanks for making it all a little more bearable.

  • The most truly insurrectionist gesture available to one who has worked in the shadow of the barons for a lifetime is to offer the work without charge. Of course, as it turns out, they own the site anyway. Why dig for gold when you can sell shovels.

  • Onya Red ... seemed like a marriage made in heaven ... but all good tings must to and end come and the end is nigh ... history will deliver us from evil ... amen

  • General Albert Stubblebine, U.S. Army (ret) . Was Commanding General of Army Intelligence and Security Command (INSCOM), 1981 - 1984. Also commanded U.S. Army's Intelligence Center. Former head of Imagery Interpretation for Scientific and Technical Intelligence. 32-year Army career.

  • General Stubblebine "One of my experiences in the Army was being in charge of the Army's Imagery Interpretation for Scientific and Technical Intelligence during the Cold War. I measured pieces of Soviet equipment from photographs. It was my job. I look at the hole in the Pentagon and I look at the size of an airplane that was supposed to have hit the Pentagon. And I said, 'The plane does not fit in that hole'. So what did hit the Pentagon? What hit it? Where is it? What's going on?"

  • Col. Robert Bowman, PhD, U.S. Air Force (ret) Director of Advanced Space Programs Development under Presidents Ford and Carter. Air Force fighter pilot, over 100 combat missions. PhD in Aeronautics, Nuclear Engineering. "A lot of these pieces of information, taken together, prove that the official story, the official conspiracy theory of 9/11 is a bunch of hogwash. It's impossible. "

  • Col. Robert Bowman, PhD " There's a second group of facts having to do with the cover up. Taken together these things prove that high levels of our government don't want us to know what happened and who's responsible. Who gained from 9/11? Who covered up crucial information? And who put out the patently false stories about 9/11 in the first place? I think the case is pretty clear that it's highly placed individuals in the administration with all roads passing through Dick Cheney. "

  • Col. George Nelson, U.S. Air Force (ret) -- Former U.S. Air Force aircraft accident investigator and airplane parts authority. 34-year Air Force career. "The government alleges that four wide-body airliners crashed on the morning of September 11 2001, resulting in the deaths of more than 3,000 human beings, yet not one piece of hard aircraft evidence has been produced in an attempt to positively identify any of the four aircraft. "

  • Col. George Nelson, "On the contrary, it seems only that all potential evidence was deliberately kept hidden. With all the evidence readily available at the Pentagon crash site, any unbiased rational investigator could only conclude that a Boeing 757 did not fly into the Pentagon. Similarly, with all the evidence available at the Pennsylvania crash site, it was most doubtful that a passenger airliner caused the obvious hole in the ground and certainly not the Boeing 757 as alleged. "

  • HAHAHAHA, looool, that seriously kicked ass. Bush isn't so useless after all. He can be used as a bad example. " We had pretty good meal yesterday " an experienced" "beef" hahahahahha

  • flippen hilarious

  • all you bitches can die in a hole go bush!!!

  • lol

  • lol

  • hehehe you have to laugh! love the barney part!

  • HA HA HA BEAUTIFUL

  • nice video :)

  • howard is such a pussy - great vid btw

  • chido

  • that was great. funny as hell

  • classic pure genius

  • classic

  • this is awesome

  • lol!-

    search DR GIGGLES for an array of talent and comedy. such songs as... hotel california (The Eagles) walks of like (dire Straits) One (metallica) Entersandman (Metallica)

    Not For The Faint Harted

  • lol

  • lolll

  • lol

  • Um, isn't supporting the war in Iraq tantamount to hating Iraq "when they haven't done anything to us" as MrPresident2032 phrased it?

    Australia is not stealing America's oil or its women, for one thing we've got enough women and the oil was never yours OR ours, it's Iraq's...hopeintruth has proven you wrong beyond a shadow of a doubt. Most Australians don't hate Iraq and if anything the majority now disaprove of the US's war against it (as I believe most Americans now do too)?

  • Thank you francinium I agree .

  • If you go to washingtonpost dot com you will see This John Hopkins University conducted study . What ells aren't we being told ?

  • LMFAO

  • fucking cool.

  • cant stop laughing that im now crying

  • "When Bush is porking Howard does he ask him who's his daddy" HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! that sounds about right.

  • Hopeintruth - that's the best response I've read ever! Howard and Bush are war criminals!

  • In my opinion John Howard is a war criminal . 655 000 Iraqis dead , killed for 81 % of there oil . 81 % of Iraqs oil has been sold off to Big U.S. and british oil companies. Go look on youtube at the dead and mutilated kids and babies that you NEVER SEE ON T V . Murdered for money . John Howard has the blood of 655 000 innocent Iraqis on his hands . Worst Prime Minister ever !!!

  • Yes, ignore the fact that if Australia went to Iraq or not the Iraq war would still happen. Those people would still have died. The Australian contribution to Iraq is pretty much meaningless.

  • Tony Blair and John Howard's support for George Bush's war lent it much needed credibility on the world stage . John Howard might be a war criminal but George Bush is a mass murderer .

  • George Bush was being critisized when there was 30+ members in the coalition of the willing, now there is half that, and the war is as credible or lack thereof as it was when there was 30+ members, so obviously their support hasn't ment much in the grand scheme of things.

  • What is your point , because lots of others are killing people for oil its ok if we do to ? The only real point is WHY are we in Iraq and Afghanistan ? Because they hate freedom ? because of WMDs ? or because if you control the oil you control the world .

  • The arguement that we went to war for oil is stupid. Oil is more expensive now then it was before, it has put pressure on all western economies, western economies have taken a hit and their governments have been blamed, so our governments have got no advantage from the Iraq war in terms of oil.