Al Murray - Geordie Whale Song

[MrDavey1450]

SHEEEAAREEERRR...surely he meant DIVING WANKEEEEEEERRR!

[burnzy1986]

thats didnt sound geordie

[floofynut]

He's not bad, for a southerner, like :)

[thisiswho2]

SHEAARRREEERR!

[Dementat]

He's been for night on the bigg market then?

[robsargent4]

too funny

[drifta321]

@MrKarlxd hahahaha

[ToboeLauren]

lmao thats soo like how the charvers speak

[youngelvisnightowls]

@ToboeLauren true

[LeeNewcz2k9]

What The Man Said Sheeeearaar

[generouspeasant]

@MrKarlxd it was charver here before the south got it worng

[BILTON1996]

Chavs do exist in newcastle, so does charva charv and a few other names doesnt mean hes not a geordie because he spelt it different

[oromedonte]

@MrKarlxd ha, fair enough.just testing!

[oromedonte]

@MrKarlxd if you were a real geordie you'd know that chav's don't exist in newcastle, they're called charvas or charvs. surely you know that?

[djscbaster2k8]

hahahahaha

[TheManFromAfghan]

Fuckin' wheyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEE

Brilliant.

Dirty Mackems.

[gavcharlton]

ahahahahahah

[itsjl7981]

TOOONARMY!!! cmoon then! haha love how we get the mick took out of our accent buy also get told the most it's best in england haha gerrin ;) think thats why the manc's and cockneys hate us so much :) ah love it best thing people try annoy us and we can take all arguments as a joke! haha brilliant

[UshiCakeIsALie]

TOOOOOOOOOOOON TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[AngelOfTheNorthNUFC]

im a geordie , best accent ever !! :)

[jimmyshitbags]

haaaaahahahahahaha funny because its true

[RoobieRachel]

Lmaoo. Fuckinn why aayye :P Im half geordie, from my dads side, but half essex from my mums. Born in London. Its probably the best place in England, if you ask me. And the Metro Center. Thats a ledgendary shopping centre. Best place to go for a pair of converse or vans. :D

[SuckMyCurry]

@RoobieRachel No one cares

[Berty1595]

haha im a geordie and that was amazing

[martyh4]

This is a great impression of how geordie was when it was "proper" a lot of comments attribute geordie to chav talk which is sad because a lot of the classes across the whole of the north east had a distinct accent and it was recognisible by area, it didn't include swearing or text speak or irratating mobile phone tunes, i believe there is a class below that of working now, just scum, and they are everywhere not just the north east,

[TheProudPrestonian]

al will take this piss out of anywere not because he hates the place hes talking about but because its his job to make people laugh. He can say whatever he wants about my city Preston, it would be a shock him mentioning the place never mind him taking the piss out of it.

[SinaProductions]

that was fail

[trailmonkey123]

yeah, this is more how a chav would speak :P

[toddyboy2k7]

dirty southern faggit. he is the 1 that sounds like a whale when hes getting fukd up the ass by his dad... hate the soth, horrible bunch of foreign bastads... wish the north was its own country and we could get rid of those nobs forever!!!

[hatstalker]

im from north Yorkshire and i agree but its faggot not faggit.

[SBS336]

@toddyboy2k7 man unnerstand that Al murray is taking the piss outa the wankers who say that and mean it. im frm byker and i can still take a laugh

[TheProudPrestonian]

ive always thought that to mate, we should have the peoples republic of northern England, i for one would love to see the back of shitholes like birmingham and london which are packed to bursting with immigrants.

[thefltdriver]

@TheProudPrestonian Yeah? What about Burnley, that's not much better. Might be smaller but it's still infected. Do you think there aren't any Brummies furious about the invasion? Think again my friend.

[minamanameeoo]

fuck off u baldy cockney cunt gan boil yi heed yi faggit

[reececasey2006]

@punkboy07 shows the diffrence were playing chelsea use playing plymouth . u fucking nonce

[Laurababes18]

Im from newcastle and even though i lost my georde accent from moving to a place full of farmers (worcester lol) this makes me piss. normally people trying to impersonate a geordie pisses me off they never get it right lol but this bloke makes it funny even if its nowt like wor accent ya kna. x

[kinghilly234]

haha, im a Geordie, and this is actually really funny, it doesn't offend me at all...theres nothing to be offended about

[misssmileysheep]

im a geordie, that doesnt sound anything like me, but no point in taking it as offensive, its not, its absolutely hilarious and the man is a genious, LOVE IT x

[Punkyboy07]

Yeah caus We Geordies sound like that ya baldee Cunt Lol

Who wants eggs for brekkkie

[missjessmarsh]

Nehhh, am a geordie and a dont talk like that! :Z

[MMegan28]

:| hes a right prick.

geordies talk nowt like that pft

[Punkyboy07]

Geordie ?? What The Fuck

Better than Being A Dirty Mackem

Chelsea 7 - Sunderland 2 HA!!

Newcastle 3 - Plymouth Argyle 0 C'mon

[newkyle1]

that what i call a football game the dirty mackhems loose big time

[NickyMSafc]

@Punkyboy07 aye but your stilll in the championship and are shit we got beat well off one of the best teams in the world no harm in that at least we werent beat off blackpool

[fayceing]

@nickymsafc - get in agent steve bruce hes on course to take the mackems down!

[CaptainKubla]

Hahahaha. Al Murray is an HONORARY GEORDIE and is welcome in the Toon any day of the fucking week. Funny as fuck, Diamond Faaakin Geezer, innit?

Quality :D

[LitturlGeordie]

lmfao im'a geordie that sounds nowt like us like. but it is funny as hell :')

[EmpireStateOfMind91]

Me 2 i'm a geordie meself and sounds nowt like us at all! But a funny impreesion of a jarrow lad!

[Mouse464]

SHEARER! Hahaha

[DUCKYY2K8]

hahahaa wey am a geordie that dunt soond like iz bu it wus funny as fuck

[joesafc]

and they scit mackems stupid daft cunts

[hexhamstu]

come on thats funny, SHEAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sc841]

Haha

[blacknwhite4life]

pathetic

[dazchris]

i found that funny, im from newcastle but that sounds shit all like us :L

[cmontgomeryx]

i know, i live in south sh i sound nowt leek that :S/. lol

[safcnlozzi]

Heeee Cant Speek Gerodieee, I Live In Geordie Lannd ;D

[wishofthenightnicky]

Hahaha! SHEARERRRRR!

[kakaze]

it is well charvaish like

[dazchris]

TWAT

[TheBritisharmycadet]

god bless sir bobby robson

[yomomma1618]

am a geordie n thats fuckin amazin hahahahaha

[Delia1950]

Class !! Shearer !!

[katex09]

i know shearers niece :D

[6gingerninja9]

Stalker.

[MegaDanji]

lol

[GeordieSparky]

Lmfao class ;)

SHEARER!!!!!

[EmileighExorsist]

im proud to have a whale song accent :D

[sortbab]

i seen this live nd trust me everyone in the arena nd when he was at the city hall found it funny... seriously i agree with sarahhhDH.. if ya cant laugh at ya self who can ya laugh at...

[TKMJH94]

hahha lmao am a geordie and this is mint

[rofl00000007]

spaka

[jordiejonny]

won it just

[dannyboyrkn2k8]

am a geordie and that was quite funny like

[tank8812345]

lmao

[henderz2k9]

am a geordie and that didint sound like us at all

[NewcastleUnitedUltra]

Hahaha.

That was funny

even know we dont speak like that,

Our accent is famous :)

[Thu1AndOnly]

Lmao. Im a geordie but have NEVER met anyone who talks like that. Funny anyway, Al Murray is amazinnnn

[YTviewer118]

haha "SHEARER"

[BorgUnimatrix]

Im a Geordie. This is funny but very stereotypical

[BritishSleeDog]

haha, ownxinxrobes and xxxit123xxx ure both obviously geordie and xxxit123xxx you sound like a chav mate. take the fake burberry cap off yeah? no need for it when your on your computer

[geordiebooy]

am a geordie till i die but i think that is one of the funniest things ive seen, al murray is funny as fuck.......

nd dom you little fucking brummi tramp youre team is fucking shit youre getting relegated were getting promoted so go and fuck off

[victoriabassline]

Wey aye he would make fun of Geordies wouldnt he ha he just doesnt understand how ammasing we are its fucking halariouse like

[shannonm132]

wiredo. jelouss off the toon a see. CUMON THE TOON

[DomSSBbirminghamcity]

u got relagated u cock

TOON!

suck

[LJisdabest12]

Bloody Fantastic!!

[CiaraTheFireBreather]

LMFAO, i love it when comedians take the mick out of us :P

[devilishgeordie]

i think he propa mint hits us geordie well lol class dude lol

[xxxit123xxx]

am a geordie and i found that cannie funny lyk lol hahah pua belta hhahahha

[ownxinxrobes]

u talk like a twat so i gues ur like 13

[xxxit123xxx]

i talk like a twat who the fuck you talkin and am not 13 am fukn 16 so there ya gan yahh daft little fuk where from lyk??

[ownxinxrobes]

biddick hall

[xxxit123xxx]

and where thu fuk is tht lyyk??

[ownxinxrobes]

near shields

[xxxit123xxx]

errr well any way thu fuk do you think u fukn are say i tlk lyk a fukn twat!!!

are yahh fukn darft or sumic???

[ownxinxrobes]

u type like a lass mate.

[ibanezflanger]

I'm a geordie, and this retard, xxxit123xxx, has made me ashamed of my upbringing, will you please proceed to throw yourself from a high area please? You're making geordies look like bigger retards than what we are already.

[SarahhhDH]

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? I bet theres about the same amount of cockney jokes on the internet, just take it in your stride.

and yes, I'm Geordie, its just meant to be fiunny.

[ibanezflanger]

I was directing that at the guy trying to type with his face :P

I think this vid is great ^^

[MrGenehunt]

well said

[ypud]

Fooking hilarious!!

[LewisTee08]

LOL Thats exactly how we talk!

[tapatata12]

He should be the king of the UK

[sumrandombing666]

am a Geordie and i think this is funny!

it's really not offencive, but i have heard people who sound like that but their all chavs.

[toysheet]

funny XD but the drunken bastard needs to stop drinking

[XxXlozXxX123]

Haha this was fricken mint xPP

[lumsd3n]

LMAO

[xShesFreakingOut]

LMAO!!!!!!

TOOOON!!!

SHEARERRR!!!!

[parko5]

Pmsllllllll TOOOOON.....TOOOOOOOON ROFLL

[almurray666]

Well my name's Al Murray and I'm a Geordie !! and that was dead accurate

[geordiegremlin]

ha ha ha thats great stuff !!

[Phatchick2008]

haha this is funny as fuck am frm newcwstle lol i reacon da piss heds sound bt like tht lol

[joekara08]

im a gerodie but i found this mint :P

[shune84]

was it down the back of the couch, they dont taste right do they?

[joekara08]

indeed they do not  xD

[geon106]

lol :D

[blackgoat2008]

love al murray and thought this was funny as fuck

[JessEllyB]

im a geordie, and i found this sooooooo funny, i was almost in tears. haha.

I dont find it offencve hes just having a laugh.

x

[Toonarmy135]

SHEARER!!!!!!!!!!

[LilGeordieLass]

that is a rubbish geordie accent not even very funny eetha

[staticabuse86]

What are you talking about?? Of course it's funny!!! I lived in Durham for ages and visited Newcastle a lot, it sounds right to me... And anyways, he's havin' a laugh... lighten up!! :P

[iamtheonlyhobo]

some of the chavs sound abit like that

[craiged18]

dirty geordie bastards !

[lowesyg9]

craiged you are a dick whats this video got to do with dirty b---d as you speak you charv

[funnyvideos9876543]

Hahaa ok, so im a full on born geordiee, for life, and even i find this hilarious, becos itss so real lmaoo x

[staticabuse86]

LOL i love Geordies...

[bartez111]

Haha this is great, he does a class Geordie accent.

[clublandaddict]

sorry i was on about lee macks impersonation of the geordie accent, al murray is funny, but lee mack hasnt got a clue wat hes talkin about

[clublandaddict]

am a geordie also, nd i admit this is funny, but for example wen do we ever go high pitch LMAO that lee mack takes the piss tbh lmfao!

[Mangle901]

Geordies fuckin calm it its a fucking joke

[staticabuse86]

Exactly, you don't see us scousers going mad at Harry Enfield for his series "The Scousers"... Well, ok only those who are sad enough to bitch about comedy... It's meant to be light hearted humour : ) Didn't he do a scouse one in this DVD?

[nekomusume87]

aye he good like but he takin the piss because we have best accent in uk in 2007-2009 on best accent list online

an modernomen get lost u just a idot like geordies rule the toon

[WayneTheGeordie]

i like al murry, but he cannit talk hes a fucking cockney

[chloeee17]

weyy ayee we propa love being geordies man (Y)

DAIIINT BE TAKKKKIN TH PISS LIKE

COS WA FROM TH HILL

AND WAL JUST KNOCK YAH CLEAN OOOT MARRA

ROFLLL

[ModernOmen]

Shut up u geordie cunt

[OMIGODitsGeo]

fuckin' rights like :')

[Storzie14]

iii canny funny even though am a geordie haha!

[bloomy919]

That is mint like. Proud geordie here like but ya naa, that was funny as fuck!

[willobi]

"toooon!"

[charliiecee08]

Aye that was canny gd but ah dont c why people take the piss out of geordies? its like us takin the mick of cockneys!

[cheguevara15]

yeah we know mate it's just a bit of banter :D

[OMIGODitsGeo]

haha lol!

proud Geordie right here luv' :)

[TABITHA18X]

come on the TOON THEY ALL JEL Its quite obvious now

[villian1994]

that is mint

[truebluecfc8]

SHEARER lol! 0:25

[toonbabe]

pmsl

[12345l6789]

he is one of the best observationalists ive ever seen

[geordiebroonie123]

hahaha cannyy gooood lmfao

[Mangle901]

haha thats brilliant.

[trinitysbar]

Al Murray is the funniest person on the planet! x

[wolves4life93]

HAHAHAHAHA

He's brilliant

[ANDOOOOOOOOO]

Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooonn!!!!...............­.SHEARERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[LJLifestyle]

Ahaaa.

Cracks me up :D

"TOOOOOOOOOOOONTOOOOOOOOOOOOON­" hehehe

[Squire19lUK]

Skunks lol you are a fucking wanker how the dose skunk relate to a geordie you southern fuck

[Jermyn78]

Cuz a skunt has black and white fur and we all know what shirts the Toon play in...

[OBZeta]

haha fuckin love it, a love it when people try to take the piss out of us.

[petesafc1]

class, even al takes the piss out of you skunks

[butsometimesimright]

eh you daft mackems are getting worse at calling us geordies like sunderland is like it,s people full of shit hahahahahahahaha al murray is hilarious you ain,t you thick safc fan that you are i heard the was a break in the other nite at the stadium of shite yeah police say the carpet was stolen lol howay newcastle ignore these radgie geordie h8rs on here like

[CallumGee12]

skunks, best you thick mackem cunts can come up with hahaaaaa! ooooh a skunks black n white will call geordies tht, not offence in thu slighest, where as i would take great offence of being a nonce victim like you, you sad mackem cunt!

[kenny230967]

me am a geordie. but spent a little time away in the west midlands. when i moved home and started seeing a lass from cramlington. i thought she sounded like marge simpson off the simpsons. true u no. so bloody true.

[DrewNUFC]

LOL

howay

SHEEEEAAAAARRRREEERRRR haha

toon fan x

[Huggleanaut]

LOL!

[chuckshissle]

This guy's hilarious!

[charliebad]

Howay the lads that's class man!

[dangermackie]

thats fucking class!

[calibrababa]

sounds nowt like a geordie, sounds more like the way the mackems speak!!

[coolcooper6565]

nor like sounds more like geordies so get ya facts right FTM!!!

[calibrababa]

try nar not nor you retarded mackem prick, and it does sound like a mackem more than a geordie.... reminds me of wheys keys are these! fuckin inbred monkey cunts

[CallumGee12]

hahaaa, sad mackem shite, go get touched by yi father will yi for fuck sake! people would take the piss out of mackems, but for a joke to work prople have to know what there taking the piss out of, and who the fuck cares about sunderland man! howay the toon!

[johners1990]

i hope ur being sarcastic there, if not i wouldnt recommend coming to the north anytime soon

[Sometimesyourwrong]

and i,d rather sound like a whale than a whinging arse hole like u daft cockneys sound like when yers speak with yer shite cockney rhyming cack instead of calling us geordies why divvent yers just gan back2 eating jellied eels and watching westham get beat again eh r betta yet stabbing people a mean thats wot london is known4 now like isn,t it

[Sometimesyourwrong]

here we gan again sum other dumb fucking ignorant bastards from london calling geordies again 1al murray is taking the piss but in a good and hilarious way and2just cos u southerners cannit tell when sum1is telling a joke like shud keep their mouths shut cos they funny and they certainly aint clever either and wot about all those fat obese people in london eh remind is where the fattest teenager in britain was from again oh thats rite the south they all look like elephants doon there like

[mookuk1]

It needs the full set up - but Al Murray is a star

[Monkfish05]

Fukkin Why Aye!!!! LOL!!!!

[xxh0w3llxx]

hahahaha beltaaa! geordie is obviously such an amazing accent to have ;)

[fatcackie]

i think that is a wholly inaccurate representation of the geordies.they are not as articulate as that.

[lloydysafc999]

Fucking superb

[Sometimesyourwrong]

2the retarded londoner who is calling geordietart u r thick headed moron she wasn,t calling al murray u daft southern bastard she was calling sum1else on here mainly dick heads like u and i think al murray is hilarious even though he is a cockney arse hole like lol