Pretty Girls Make Me Nervous (Monday)

[mewantscandy]

aw mattys a cutie

[mercymansoccer]

shay: now thin

phil: getting there

Keep it up guys!

[chris0419]

i miss this intro

[Protasovitskaya]

aww matty is so kute ! =)

[DreaJinx]

How did the people who work for you or with you get their jobs?

[Noonylix]

This is when the vlogs were at their best

[dinospfc]

QOTD: i love you

[atibala]

I can't say that I officially saw the movie Titanic, but I saw what I needed to see. Here's how it went down: I was terribly sick, house sitting, the cat had just puked on the floor, and i turned on the television. Ship hits iceberg, ship sinks, People drown, I turned off the television. Perfect.

[povilaskazimieras]

''Wait whats your name'' :))

[aznfratboy]

"hi"

[DrHeatherr]

I miss this Phil. Just be crazy you, all the time. Please.

[NinjaHamstar1]

press 5 on your keyboard :D

[twinkledude000]

Worst thing i said on a date was i got nervious and choked on my words "litterally" and randomly said some comment about a cow or a crow eating hay next to us... "There was no real hay... Or a cow or crow for that matter..." It was just random nonsense that came out. Then i tripped... :/ He must have thought i was insane.

[090213welsh]

matt...nooo....matttttt....bes­t thing in the world

[AlphaTeamGoatShit]

pause at 3:37 and you can see their addresses.  3770 Selby Ave. Los Angeles, CA.

100 N Crescent Dr. Beverly Hills, CA

IMA GET CHUUUUU

[bsara1000]

"Close the door, jerkoffs!" xDDDDD

Awwww, Matty Blushes! :D

[shazamshock]

hold down 9

[ghj6363]

I wanna hav your life!

[mckean71]

What video was Trisha in? I can't find it

[belloveable]

a little late :P but the weirdest thing i've said on a first date was, "I love your pimples --- wait, dimples!"

[allisinthepass]

nice rx8 phil

[punegooner]

Worst thing said on first date...? WTF! YOUR NOT 18! Lol

[mimi4sure]

Worst thing I said on a first date? I'm sorry what's your name again? LOLOLOL

[dchowderr]

WELL that was depressing

[AznVi3tBoi]

Gr8 vidzz

[inthemoviecorners]

can someone please put a link to the vlog where phil did the whole "THIS IS AMERICA. THERE IS NO REASON....." tthank you fellow philly d lovers

[noli9999]

well the worst thing i said was:

-Well the weather is kindaa nice

AND

-OMG im so happy i did a 360 ladderscale no scope.

LOOOOLZ

[Panachinator]

I SAID MY DATE'S NAME WRONG

....oh wait that was you. burn

[PopeKurt]

wtf... you got on a couch with Tricia Helfer?! You lucky bastard!

[crazylikelazy]

my names trisha..

[foelde]

My vote went to CTFxC cuz charles danced with his girl and you dance with some other girl :O

[mitchwulfman]

dude, go on a 10+ mile a day week-long backpacking trip. I did and dropped from like 165 to 150, which is unhealthful thin for my height but it is a great way to lose weight. 40 pound packs+mountains=losing weight, and lots of it

[Namnohnahc]

"Hey, what's that in your pants?  uhhh... i mean your hands... ha..."

[Michele2luv]

Worst thing said on a first date? Probably something about me getting arrested.

[graverobber13]

will we get to see the full James cameron interview? just curious.

[someguylovemusic07]

3:38 lol

[Tominator423]

your intro is awesome

[413XPK]

Press 5 then 9 ...Lol.

[CCMA253]

lets do this.

[Airr91]

how tall is phil?

[crazyminecraft]

@Airr91 6 ft

[Airr91]

@crazyminecraft xx

[TheDAVIDR94]

Get in the van!

[cunninghamdwayne]

your ytube video titles are making youtube recommend pervy vids for me... not sure what to think about that.

:)

[Axylxx]

Wait, called her the wrong name? Where was that?

[AudreyAudio]

@Axylxx lol if you listen closely, he says "Michelle" and her names Morgan! lolol

[Axylxx]

@AudreyAudio Yeah I got that now haha. He says it quite quickly so maybe she didn't hear it :O burn..

[shortpeopleofamerica]

Philllll

Can you make your intro shorter?

Or at least less "Welcome to the History Channel." Intro-ey?

Like, add some coolness to it. >.>

[RafikiEarthPaw]

That bit you showed with Tony and James Cameron was great.

[johnwindy86]

The worst thing I ever said on a first date was, I think this place is lame and it's hot in here so let's go to my place and have fun with our clothes off. But it worked lol.

[Alexanderhakki]

@johnwindy86 rly?

[qweenofthestars]

calling someone the wrong name is pretty bad. XD

Oh, matty

[MrBlaznboy420]

@qweenofthestars He should have said it was his sister's name. Much more acceptable than the girlfriend on the side

[RobotGymnast]

@MrBlaznboy420 That's genius! I'll have to remember that one..

[blakeh210]

And also, Phil really likes to rub his head in the morning...

[blakeh210]

DAMN... JAMES CAMERON IS DEEP!

[hernandez253]

CUZ YOUR A DOUCE BAG FAG

[jdrc15]

I ran into her house during a run with intestinal distress, stank up her bathroom, then got shut down in front of her mom.

[PowerTorsk]

QOTD: Hey man, when is your sister coming to meet me?

[djmvlog1]

Great posture at 4:30

[madelainaengels]

Is your scalp itchy? You keep rubbing & scratching your head all thru this video. Try using some good conditioner. Love your show!!

[jedibluerinse87]

QoTD : well, it wasn't a first date, but I told her I would want to keep becoming a better person so I could be a better father in the future (I don't have kids). It didn't work out, lmao

[vdub2002]

love the fact you drive an rx8 :)

[vordaable]

I said so how much this gonna cost

I was talking about dinner

She didn't think I was

[l1cht]

i said "and that's why no one likes you"

she cried, i felt bad

[JJTHENINJA2]

You can't see the mustache via video, if that makes you feel better.

[KittenzAV2]

What James Cameron said reminded me of DeVotchKa's song "How it ends". Deep stuff.

[gymnastKtB]

well...considering i did not see last Friday's video...I saw the words, "Who is that 'badass' that shot Matt's date last Friday" at 0:40 and started freaking out until Phil explained it.... i feel so stupid now :|

[jedibluerinse87]

@gymnastKtB lmao, yea, no one shot anyone, hahaha

[Gvf77x]

@gymnastKtB ROFL xD I thought the same thing o.O

[ToniGurl94]

PHENYLKETONURIA! No dictionary either. Hope you win.

[dol28]

We were at the movies on our first date and the night before i ate some bad chicken so now i was pooping blood -___- so every like 30 mins i said to her i need to go to the bathroom. Finally she said if you leave one more time were done. "So i said im pooping blood" and she was like wow nice excuse you sick bastard and she left.

[Dee78787]

i had a concussion, and was on a date with an adorable hippy looking guy thatd been waiting 2 weeks to hang out. he flinched like he might tickle me (teasingly) and i pretended to air punch him. but thanks to my injury, i had delayed reaction time and poor depth perception. so what ended up going down was he flinched, i waited 10 seconds, and then, seemingly for no reson, decked him in the left eye.

[RachelDoeEyes]

@Dee78787 LOL i couldn't stop laughing when i read the end!

[Dee78787]

@RachelDoeEyes you've no idea how much i wish it wasn't true lol

[highgerl88]

me: I'm not having sex until I'm married

boy: so...uh u wana get married?

me: no

awkward :l

[e3102bete]

actually, if u work out at least an hour 6 days a week and work out diff parts of ur body on each day, thats wat'll get u into shape. u might shave a couple pounds here and there at four hours a week but it doesnt work as well over all 2 get 2 a healthier life style (and of course, eat right^^)

[BONDSK8]

Yo Phil what kinda car do you drive? the interior looked so sick.

[AllyZim]

I have to poo :[

[jrm678]

"I'm just not use to a camera being on me unless i'm talking about the news or sticking my penis in someone" hahhahahah

[Killerkittenish]

"Oh, so weren't not going back to my apartment?"

[Tu1c]

LIFE IS A BOAT?? A MOTHERFUCKING BIG BOAT!

[mayosa666]

@Clairvoyant23 i meant hes weight -.-

[eiennofantasy]

@TopEffects

It was a Mazda RX-8 if you're talking about what car Phil's driving.

[SylionBinkx]

Matty is hot because he is so dorky like my BF.

[chelsey89]

QOTD:

"Wait, so you DON'T know what Dagorhir is?"

[caseypioli]

james cameron sounds just like my algebra 2 teacher. :/

[seeoharei]

oh my gawd matty oh my gawd!!! hahaha

[NicoleOlle]

You seem to be petting yourself a lot.

[julius69100]

Is it me or that one intern is a miget version of Sam Bradford.

[juliarepent]

Girl: "...But applying makeup is such a bitch in the morning!"

Nervous Guy: "I know right!"

[Budgetgravy]

Worst first date:

Fucking by default....coolface.jpg

[fatescure]

thats some deep shit

[BehindTheHarleyShop]

oh mah gah Phil best vloggity every don't know what it was but that was a fun video to watch.

tanks

[mocaboybestunnin]

QOTD: this girl was saying how nice I was to her and how she want to give me "something" in return and I started talking about how I really don't ask for much and how I did'nt ask for anything for Christmas for a while, etc. And it was kinda awkward because then I realized what she was hinting at.

[rynbsq]

@mocaboybestunnin

SO FUCK HER!

[Heemoproductions]

bring back BBK!

[bbknux1]

I used to work in the dish room at P.F. Changs. It can be about 100 to 115 degrees in there. I sweated off 7 pounds during my 6 hour shift.

[Jsm000007]

QOTD: we were both really tall and the first thing my friend said was "you should have babies! they'd be like 8ft. tall" and I said "maybe we should practice first"

[JeromeRyan88]

me either!!

[TheGoreBitch]

Click on 2 and then 3. (:

[caitlinlovesstars]

favorited this for the james cameron bit. the matty bit doesnt hurt either.

[AlienMrwiggles]

How much do we have to date so i can get a BJ

[TopHatKitty]

It's not healthy at all to lose 40 pounds in 34 days!

[Jsm000007]

@TopHatKitty Yeah! 35 is ok though...

[joker102877]

@TopHatKitty Why not? People on the biggest loser do that in a week sometimes.

[abacadian]

Saying her footsteps sound like a mans footsteps...

[JustaGirlnamedKyle]

Answer: "You look like my brother"

[SovietPancake]

I think in the end credits of your videos you show a screenshot of the winning person or something, like thier youtube names.

[masterm1k3]

When did you interview tricia helfer?

[NothingSpecialBand]

shay has definitely told his viewers, phil ;).

you should watch his videos more.

[ChristieRawrKitty]

your little smile @3:41 is really cute/attractive lol

randommmmm

[gimpyprise]

QOFTD: "Lets go see transformers i hear its great."....Stupid stupid stupid...

[HaakuuGoneWild]

intro is so cheesy D:

[BuffaloWarrior7]

QOTFD: "Is this awkward?"

[ashwhite07]

I basically always say something stupid.... like once I was like "i like the way you make sound effects..." and then i proceeded to make an ass of myself by trying to reenact the sound effects..

[To411u]

The Worst thing I've ever said on a 1st date was tell the girl I was a virgin, I was never able to get into her pants ever after that happened..

[MeZmYk]

Worst thing I said on a first date was nothing, because I skipped it to play Halo: Reach with my buddies instead.

... yay!

[TangibleImages]

Nice life.....busy.

[oldbeanieboy876]

let the video load then press 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and then 9, and leave each on for about a second... phil left us a hidden story!

[WeAllHaveTime]

ull hear a boop?!?!

[carlos86]

rx8

[Ilovechocolate9999]

Ok ready? I said,

Holy Crap! (in response to his entrance)

[illustrativeGaming]

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[reggie76norris]

Ya so I am not paying for this dinner so I hope u have money

[spraynprayer]

Go get a life you suck

[thecultchie]

QOTD: I said "RUN" as I ran away while my date caught on fire from a firework exploding next to us

[harleensethi09]

Get a life!!!!!

[Andremr12]

hit 3 then 5 and phil will say "likes penis" lmbo

[ladyantelum]

he should pictures of himself to see how much he is losing every week

[KodaRollins]

Man David was like a lost puppy. Ya found him and now he clings to yall

[Gergin8or]

hit 2, 3, 1, 4 with one second in between.

[phoneboi]

When did Phil interview Tricia Helfer?

Has it been posted?

[IMAFIRINMYLAZERMAN77]

@phoneboi I'd really like to know that as well!!!!

[RippedJolt]

Hey phil, something ive always been dying to know ^ ^

what type of car do you drive =]?

[superskwrl]

You do this for a living?!?!! Wow, all these years I thought this was just a fun little thing you did when you got home from work.

[lilchangstaboy93]

Answer: so your like single right? *shooting myself in my mind after*. She laughs and says, "why yes, I am"

[ChickinSammichMan]

Lookin good sexy phil.

[soloninja84]

Answer to todays question of the day: I told the girl "I love her face with my pants muscles"

[masterofdel]

iv never Been on a Fist Date i can Remember

[Happydudeman1]

push 9 then 5 and phil gets dirty

[Pangolinx1]

testing, does this thing work?

[Dilleo182]

QOTD: :sadface:

[tretiak95]

i never get tired of that intro

[Coltsfan98able]

YouTube is facking slow

[stick994]

@Coltsfan98able its so slow infact that it made you spell wrong

[hankburger]

Very Nice Phil! =) YOWSERS!!! (=

[xogrind1]

FUCKING HOMOS UR ALL FUCKING HOMOS

[jdraeger5]

@xogrind1 You sir, are a douche.

[coltscheer]

i didn't say anything. lol

[TheSativaCyborg42O]

QOTD: Now that you have the whole thing in your mouth lick the balls!!

[HardTimesHardBodies]

4:44 that's deep, man.

[sherbymushroom]

phil you are so absorbed by death like some emo kid

[knighcs66]

235 OMG thats disgusting

[Jucoize]

QOTD: I was on a double date and said nothing. She was so hot and she was clearly way out of my league. My best friend did all the talking. I was like a creepy meme all I did was stare.

[TheJay9002]

you want to know what makes me nervous phil? YOU WANT TO KNOW? whenever i sit down on youtube at the end of a hard days work and see that you have posted another video. JUST FUCK OFF NOBODY LIKES YOU AND YOU HAVE TINY MISSHAPEN BALLS

[faylinnhuber]

@TheJay9002 SO just curious, you hate him, but are subcribed to him? lmao. Right on. *shakes head.*

[faylinnhuber]

@TheJay9002 SO just curious, you hate him, but are subcribed to him? lmao. Right on. *shakes head.*

[DMiBY]

QOTD: Do you think your mum would be into a three-some..? Sorry that was selfish... your dad can join in too...

[DMiBY]

I weigh myself with my clothes on and then take off how much I think my clothes weigh.... which is 6 stone...

[YanxaW]

What video does Tricia Helfer appear in with you?

[xalanlex]

nice rx8 phil

[starwarscreature]

after 00:01 click 2 then 3 then 5 lol phil says matt likes penis XD

[anto81092]

Hi, I'm Tony. Did you bring a condom?