ScriptGirl Report 03.27.09

[andyonedeed]

more boobs, glasses, and pig tails and less talky

[ICE9RLN0]

love that hair

[ICE9RLN0]

love that hair

[satman831]

How about "strip" girl?

[snowm0bile]

F THE MEDIA

[lockeeeee]

alumna bonita

[7514328]

Why isn't she at home making babies?

[roughneck2022]

that goffers funny as hell

[ComDev2]

what are your biggest assets?

[jeffforpoker]

why do u bother, sg? what's in it for u? where the f is it getting u? truely.

love & kisses,

jeffjohnjones

[WomackPhotoKCMO]

Hhhmmmm...info!

[desmondjohnson13]

pig tails turn me on x}

[noval97]

HMMM cleavage

[ringbolt9]

MMM PIGTAILS.......

[peachboyo]

Pigtails!!!

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

ok, the part of the stugges was funny

[javadude54]

"Blue-Screen of Death his ass"... Ok, that's funny.

[matrichuploader]

You are sexy and pretty. Be a Model. I'll watch you. Hehehe

[Miltonn1227]

que atorranta ke sos la francesa ke me haria con tus gomas jaja

[Ajyst]

Just wondering here. Seeing all the comments and post... so I'm assuming this is for practice towards broadcast/journalism? or simply just for the hell of it?

[scriptgirl411]

Well, I'm no journalist. Just a producer's assistant and struggling screenwriter in LA.. Script sales are something I've monitored for the last 10 years so I thought I'd make the chore a little more palatable for my screenwriting brethren.

xoSG

[Ajyst]

Ah, now i get it. thanks for the clarification. Seeing all these post, ahem "boobs" and yadda yadda, got me thrown off a bit. Really appreciate the speedy reply! and for the record, i think your pretty good at it, intonation, delivery and all. Keep up the good work!

~Ciao

[WarForFaith]

Its funny, you need to seel ur tits to get attention. dont get me wrong ive filled up soem tissues to your boobs but rally just pose and ppl wills till cum, quit prtending to get respect this way. just be a slut we will liek u more for it. ps no one hates whores just ones who think they are liked for brains not tits. jsut stfu stick out your tongue and make sounds

[yourtube777]

Show us your bOObies.

[RuflessRecords]

Scriptgirl, do you have to endure scripting couch humiliations when you first got to Hollywood to get your current position?

[Electrophill]

Outstanding cleavage.  5 stars!!

[ElPadreDeGaia]

You the cutest!

[saint0304]

Wow, I love the hair, you look beautiful.

[howtobeterrorist]

i know boobs are fake, they don't fall when upside down

[LAComedyAwards]

You get it

[killerflix1]

murderous geeks...delightful. great show again!

[StylinAzn]

My mentor Lagos Egri would be proud of you Scriptgirl!!!

[scriptgirl411]

Good mentor to have, J. Art of Dramatic Writing is a must read!

xo

[StylinAzn]

Thank you Beautiful!!! You ever going to send me that photo??

[NuclearSun]

And remember... You can't sell it if you don't show your cleavage.

[LeftWingMofo]

So THAT'S what I'm doing wrong...

[malibududefm]

scriptabulous and scriptlucsious ... another great update in the can =) Frank - Fastlane Entertainment

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

ok your outfit today is especially awesome! are you reading from prompter! its really good! BUCK

[voodoo95]

Thanks for the monday laughs, Scriptgirl!

[KineticWest]

You are validated in my book

Thanks Script Girl!

[scriptgirl411]

If only CAA were as generous as you, KineticWest!

xoSG

[dysthymia83]

Pigtails. Amen!

[shanewalker25]

by any chance would you please talk about that kick ass new "pirate porn" movie that came out. Its the #1 porn out. and oh yeah.....dress up as a porn star please....thank you your the best!!!

[xTucker]

lol.

She's trying so hard..

[adamkirrmusic]

We both are young and work in the business side of the industry. Woot! for being way underpaid and building thick skin.

[percymate]

She needs a Russian accent and blond hair.

[lighangel]

hahaha

[worldsavy]

Anyone clicked on this video expecting a hot girl...? Very misleading clip picture.

[culwin]

If you don't think she's hot, you must be gay.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[numbah1pinoy]

You need a sexier voice.

[epshot]

50 videos later I still haven't listened to a word that's come out of your mouth.

Motorboats are the only thing that comes to mind.

Blblblblllbllllllplllplplplplp­lpppppllblblpblbpl.

Your titties rock.

[MadMaxFischer]

Oh...and great report Girl!!

[pete275]

unix inferior? bullshit :p

[IamElHundo]

I hereby promise that when I make my first feature and go to the premiere I will wear a t-shirt (under a sports-coat with blue jeans -- gotta keep it L.A. & douchey ;)) that proclaims my crush on ScriptGirl!!!

I sigh every time I see her and then I somehow wrap my brain around the fact that she has a brain.

Okay, I should quit typing now. Back to Final Draft.

[TwentyEightDaysLater]

Wow. Perfect.

[123puta3]

cleavage

[fightnight123xxx]

nice rack what a milf

[MadMaxFischer]

According to her Facebook, she just turned 30 and is without children. Don't know if she qualifies as a "milf" just yet.

[bomtenho]

i want to do a motorboat on those boobs

[rachel011]

Why does everyone want to be famous on youtube? Better yet, why is it that all females feel the best way to get views is low cut tops?

[secretsxdontxmake]

sex sells.simple as that, some of the more famous male youtubers may not wear low cut tops but are usually atleast a bit attractive

[gobbledygookie]

Because we live in a horny society, and there aren't enough slutty bitches to go around so people settle for this.

[NewThorProductions]

Wow. Your Hair. Like an indian princess. So. Nice. Brain. Not working. Such. Sexy. Hair. Can't think. Must. Lay. Down.

[bradfordrich7]

The cast announcement for the THREE STOOGES franchise re-start is either a prank, or a sign from God that hell has just frozen over.

[Icansmellyourfear]

Scriptgirl is annoying and hot which is almost as being ugly and annoying let me tell u

[dickthorn69]

Let me tell you I would still bang an annoying hot girl.

[CONservativeMenace]

You would bang anything that meowed.

[scriptgirl411]

Huh?

[fearofnone2]

Follow the name back to our channel to see videos from Fear of None!! LI own metalcore powerhouse!!!!

[Cri7tinA]

EWW she LOOK  like KARMA HH ew ugly

[hoosierboy3423]

So let me get this right, They got1 comic to play the 3 stooges. Ill take the 3 amigos over them two. I mean come on, kevin james could be curly, ben stiller could be moe and jim carey could be larry. Or anything other then benecio and penn. I just dont buy it comedically.

[MadMaxFischer]

"Do I smell oregano? Who's been making fresh pizza sauce, Charlie?"

What's that from? Driving me nuts.

[sk8dirt]

Your a tease

[ragingbull124]

Always sexy, another great report.

[biffrod]

I like your references in your graphics, ScriptGirl

I don't know - Sean Penn, Mr. Serious Actor, as one of the 3 Stooges?

[scriptgirl411]

You know, biffrod, Penn lost me for a long time. I thought he chewed straight through the scenery on Mystic River and was dreadful in I Am Sam. But he has won me back completely with Into The Wild (E.H.'s death scene still haunts me) and his brilliant work on Milk. So it sounds strange but I can't wait to see him as Larry! :)

[spiderfreddie]

hi scriptgirl sexy its me andre from myspace remember?lol i had asked u if B singer was the dude that tried to make a pass at u?lol by the way Love ya babe really wanna date ya.lol and Crow as Fatty arbuckle?lol all i can say is you in ponytails? mmm me wants some scriptgirl!lol

[chenwick]

God Andre can you get any creepier.

[spiderfreddie]

chenwick your an ahole me and sg have talked other places besides here mind ur busines u Loser

[chenwick]

If you have or haven't do you think it is really appropriate to act like a drooling 13 year old when you are 33? Every girl you ever message you say you want to make love to. Now that's a little sad. Oh and by the way Frankie B. had some interesting information to give me.

[spiderfreddie]

oh and by the way chenwick ur a douchebag loser that never knows what hes talking ive already had manygirls on my page noticing me from the frankie b show on youtube and saying they watched me all the time many of them are on my page, what that agian about your info LOSER?lol U FAIL TRY AGAIN!lol

[chenwick]

Some quotes from Frankie B.

" A big dreamer who doesn't want to do anything himself and expects other people to do it for him. "

" it's a shame the older they get the stupider they get. "

"He is really a pain in the neck and wasting both our precious time."

"I found he subscribed to me when I don't want to do with anything with him."

"A real leech."

[spiderfreddie]

wow so hes a two faced asshole and a bastard then? because he chose me to cohost his show, and i was was really the only reliable one all his other cohosts left him because of what an asshole he was subscribed to him?lol its funny because when i became part of the show it became more popular, ive girls hitting me up on youtube telling what an asshole frankie is and i never said anyting but hes pretty much a two-face asshole on his last leg.lol

[crisisking910]

yeah...bullshit

[spiderfreddie]

Crisisfag i dont care what ahomo fag that like rihanna from australia thinks?lol i already have proof countless f=girls on youtube that remember from the show sending me message ill be happy to tel anyone them to send ur fag punk ass a message.lol LOSER

[crisisking910]

I like Rhianna and I'm from Australia? ok news to me. Yeah go ahead and tell them to send me messages.

[spiderfreddie]

Sg i hear your a battlestar galactica fan? is this tru? if so I LOVE U.lol

[malibududefm]

Another awesome report =)

[JJNeepinFilms]

Love this week's report, but I'm not sure about that outfit. You look very stiff, relax SG, We love you!

[scriptgirl411]

Ha! I'm not sure about that top either. Think I must have been nostalgic for my farmgirl days. Sort of looks like Fourth of July bunting! Sorry. Live and learn. ^-^

[spiderfreddie]

you had farmgirl days??lol (drool) ive never wanted to be a Farmer so much in my life.lol so did u work opn a turky farm like erica durance?:)

[djsuperstar717]

major matt mason sounds good

[spiderfreddie]

sg babe i honestly think you could make the most ridiculous top look good, i mean look at your hot bod.lol

[pirahanna]

sexy as always....keep'em coming.

[kingjake023]

ur reeeeaaaallllyyy cute

[StylinAzn]

5 stars again. That smile at 54-55 just killed me. I love you.

[writersmimi]

Can I deliver that pizza to Mr. Crowe????

Great report as ususal!

[TheReceptionist]

Thanks for the heads up on QT's B-Day. I will now celebrate.

[jriktor]

scriptgirl will you choo choo choo choose me?

[toadringermen]

you are so hot

[timtheclassic1]

Mmmm...hambone.

[andrewspoppy]

Love the Bud and Lou bit, and of course you look exceptionally cute today!

SG U ROCK

[voodoo95]

Finally. I loved Major Matt Mason as a kid. "I'm about to blue screen of death his ass!" Hee-larious. Fiver!

[HeyRadialMoon]

Too bad Michael Richards career is over. He would have made a decent Shemp!

[neodevilbane]

Hah. That's a very nice look for you.

[JIM2579]

Love the farm girl look, I would Love to see Jim Carrey as Curly . I hope its gets released on the big screen. WOOT awesome report as always ScriptGirl .xoxo

[playmorewithclaymore]

less 'funny', moar news!

[Aliye39]

I'm actually excited for the Nyuk-fest!!! Good job Scriptgirl!!

[Thebanjohype]

"Nyuck-fest", should be patented before Paris Hilton gets to it or something.

[gmanisstillhere]

Yost...hits a homerun with Speed, then sells three crappers in a row. Hopefully this toy-cum-movie script will workout for him, but I have doubt. Not hating, but there's too many hacks being rewarded with high dollar sales, keeping new writers with great ideas on the outs.

Nevertheless, you look wonderful this week, doll face. Where's Phil???

[magicdog200]

that is a really cute outfit you are wearing :)

good review too

[scriptsteve]

Once again, you student-fantasizing pervs, they're puppytails. It's pigtails when they're braided, either solo or double. In those cute little outfits, definitly one step away from purient. Thanks.

Same old remake fare. Why so much Oscar power for the Stooges? Zallian script, Cate Blanchett for the Woman in the He-man Women Haters Club, Ian Holm for the Professor? Why cointainly!

Did I read last week that your first name is Kristina? Putting a beautiful name to that beautiful face. ok xxss

[jomom]

I was hoping she could plow my lower field....

[ConalCochran]

"--blue screen of death his ass." LOL!

[jchan0806]

please wear a size smaller next time.

[LordEssexDJ]

Love the pigtails! You must be auditioning for the New Adventures of Punky Brewster....right? Either way it's a hot look and your giving some good info. love the show!

[tmatthews95]

I hope they use the sound effects in the Stooges movie.

Love the farm girl look this week SG...;-)

[CameronMcCasland]

good show

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

why does she look like a farmgirl?

[smokingmonkeyvideos]

pigtails FTW! Looking a bit farmish in that video SG. What's the occasion? Auditioning for dukes of hazzard 3 if there ever was one coming....or is there?

[TimeOverMatter]

Did YouTube pull your video??? I am getting this "We're sorry, this video is no longer available." message when I try to play it.

Now I really want to see this video for sure!!!

[scriptgirl411]

Don't scare me like that! :>

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

try refreshing your page, or else it might be your codecs, i get that sometimes when IDM just kicks in and starts dling the vid.

[TimeOverMatter]

It must be my internet service at this location. They must of found a way to block the video some how. oh well, I will just watch it when I get home next week. Sorry, didn't mean to give you a scare...

[zztwp]

NICE Vedaesticqulia NICE !

[reisom6]

BRAVO  BRAVO MAGNIFICO!!!!!!

[danny11212]

Great episode!

[crimsong19]

Loved the 3 Stooges bit!

[StylinAzn]

The slot .54-55. is so dang cute!!!

I also love your blouse there Kristina!!!

You are so dang sexy and cute... I can't stand it. Send me you name phone and address on my private message on Myspage. I would love to take you to lunch as well as to donate to the Kristina anti-joel silver fund....seriously.

[BigBrotherWii]

I heard about the three Stooges movie. Sounds like my brother would fancy it very much.

[smashbro1999]

WOW!!! Awesome lookin' pigtails, SG! Love 'em, love 'em, LOVE 'EM!! ;)

-Jamal

[Mmmyess]

Even though the end result is a three-ish-minute clip, it's interesting to see how the lighting in the room changes, as sunset approaches. Or at least that's what I'm guessing.

[howtobeterrorist]

great guns

[mft1234]

great voices.

[LouisR79]

Is the Nebraska farm girl with the pig tails and farmer john shirt, which you do look so dam good in showing its roots?

[tatumd666]

nice hair style, very cute:}:}

[massagefool]

I laughed out loud ! Excellent!!!!!!!!

[TheDomavoy]

You look best with your hair like that.

[MadMaxFischer]

Oh SG...what did poor Russell Crowe ever do to you to be savaged so?! It's okay, I get the sense he's a bit of a jackass. Looooved the Walken Who's on First.

[sickfixxreturns]

What's the status on the film based on the Lucien Carr/murder/Beat Generation?

[blackcatloner]

Great vid as always. 5/5.

[Itouchurbewbs]

So, I'm just curious, when a man makes love to you, do you wrap your legs around him and let him lift you up off the bed? Ever gotten down in that way?

[penachi]

Great!!! Wonderful...

[HomeVideoPresents]

wow

[Katana991]

You look very lovely! ~^_^~

[scriptgirl411]

Thanks! But you should see me now after being up all night...yeesh!

[Katana991]

Can't be that bad. I'm usually a night owl on a regular basis.

[ryangfilm]

ScriptGirl, you couldn't look bad even if you tried....

[JockoBarbone]

Oh I'm sorry but we, your faithful viewers demand to see you after you've been up all night!!!

[CasualDaveDotCom]

Wow, Scriptgirl's secret identity is Barbi Benton! Whoda thunkit?

[scriptgirl411]

I'll be in the grotto, Hef! ;)

[CasualDaveDotCom]

Just watch out for Verne Troyer, he's a little dickins

[wrangleroooo]

Pigtails:DDDDD

[ryangfilm]

Any videos that make a reference to Reservoir Dogs gets an automatic 5 stars from me!

Although the fact that Paul W.S. Anderson's filmmaking career still exists makes me sad.

Can't wait for the Stooges movie!!! The Ferrelly Brothers described it as Dumb and Dumber and Dumbest!

So I guess the question is - can we expect another dead bird joke? Because that would be just awesome :D

[snakedfv]

Finally first! Nyuk. Nyuk.Nyuk.