Jeremy Kyle - A Pair Of Muppets: Part 1

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

I DO NOT want to see the chav with the glasses following me at night!

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

"Hugely desirable to women" LOL

[H2IXI]

I just imagine everyone that comes on Jeremy Kyle stinks of stale urine and cider

[EBOWARRIOR]

Is that her boyfriend or Dad? Some womens standards are so low its unreal.

[13Mimzz]

haha, mr kyle.

ahh, i love jeremy so much. <3

[TheBZVlog]

get a job!! tramps!

[MrLiverFace]

Harley Medical have there work cut out!!!! God Bless them

[BulletproofGOAT]

and people blame immigration pfft

[fisha1103]

am i the only one that finds this humorous?

[Gotskillz490]

Funny to see the guy with the heavy glasses smoking weed lol...

[iamthestig2100]

Those girls could do so much better.

[twold4this]

If it is 'hell', then - ladies, if I may be so bold - accept it (don't expect the bloke to change by whining to your friends and Jeremy K.) , or fuck off......BLOKES DON'T CHANGE! We love being fed and fucked with no responsibility, girls should be taught this at school!

[JohnSmithMod]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL sorry that's what I did when he walked on the stage.

[BradfordRaver]

That ugly fuck actually looks like Jaws from Moonraker.

[fenderman441]

@BradfordRaver pmsl ! now you mention it he does

[AVFCsi02]

I'd give the girl in blue a go, but the other girl who goes out with that four-eyes fuckin' freak needs putting down. No doubt she'll go with a black guy in a few months down the line though.

[mOBSCENEify]

that guy lives in my streets and hes a fuckin waster

[TehOneKid]

He looks like YODAAAA!!!

[TaylorRebeccarose]

wow sexiest man ever lol he makes me wet with his piggy nose and gappy teeth OMG ... (joke)

[ukmediaisjewish]

Guy without the glasses has the fittest girl out of both hands-down. I wouldn't touch the fat one with a stolen dick.

[Beardyable]

@ukmediaisjewish which ones the fat one?

[unloveable84]

@ukmediaisjewish there both fat n huge

[Sam13lfc]

Have they not heard of breaking up? That's what Facebook's for guys.

[KyWiStudios]

Damn Nature, you chavvy

[elvaelvirababe]

Pfft, well he ain't no Brad Pitt either.

[stevopd82]

I'm SO glad Jeremy Kyle doesn't have smell o vision! Scum bags!

[MrMGD92]

that man in the glasses is the uglist man i have ever seen.thank god kids wern,t born to these idiots.

[lamoiman]

I wanna punch the guy in glasses on the face

[MrKarlos16]

He looks like somthing out of the Goonies.

[jackdouglas98]

@MrKarlos16 Like who Sloth ? lol :D

[suckmydick751]

6 people think the man in the cap is attractive

[mando267]

Holy shit that auidence should be chanting ECW,ECW,ECW, because that one looks just like the sandman xD...Or maybe a simpsons character

[YourLittleMistake]

I near cacked it when he walked on the stage..

[RetroGirl1974]

They're pretty vile, and to let them near you is bad enough but to let them come near you without protection makes my stomach churn!! That said, those girls are painfully stupid - what about them do they love exactly? I think they're scared of being single, like so many people these days! Me, I'd rather be single til I find someone worth being with - I wouldn't settle settle for any old shit like these two!

[rosscore]

I know the people on here look like AIDS, but what's with the thing in the middle of Jezza's forehead...?

[hazetwood]

why does anyone even watch this shit , let alone put a comment on here, yes ok he is a pug but surely he's not out of his league with her !

[RetroGirl1974]

@hazetwood Well 1. You've commented... and 2. He's out of his league with anyone!!

[marksoutof10]

@hazetwood Well, you obviously cared enough to leave a comment here!

[cassiesmum]

Looking at those two, they`re not just ugly,they`re circus ugly,I wouldnt sleep with either, not while theres dogs on the streets! DAMN...

[soph60]

bloddy hell, the men are proper fit !

[JoshuaVincentable]

Welcome to England.

[MrMGD92]

@JoshuaVincentable althougth i know 95% of britain isan,t like this. i feel asamed to call myself british. when these thicko,s are showen abroad and represent us to all foroeigen veiwers.

[alistairmichael]

people on this show are incapable of making their own decisions, being responsibe and bettering themselves. madness

[winchesterxwolf]

@xAngieInWonderland My pleasure hun ^^

[OoRobLol]

fucking inbred scum!

[Georgeous129]

did i really hear that right at 2.33-2.34? 'you're Nic, you're going out with Gary. Gary's your brother.'??? fuck, there are even hillbillies in the UK

[85LordByron8]

the man in glasses looks like he fell of his bike head first

[elizaflo]

mongs.



[chloed148]

That guy is Hottttttttttttttt....NOTTTTTTT­TTTTT ..ew !

[deliciouspuss]

the older "man" looks like a car crash!!!! now who the hell wants to present that to the parents ? lol where did he get those glasses from?!!!... underneath the coca cola bottles? now those girls have one word for to classify them DESPERATE

[TheFlyingScotsman01]

That guy with the cap looks like Bricktop from the guy ritchie movie snatch lol...

[General01kyuubi]

This guys and females are hot butters

[rebeccalafferty]

You must be blind to sleep that mantroll

[18150690]

omg thats vile that young girl is a mug and a muppet

[2006scottw]

the guy with the cap is bricktop from the movie snatch waha...

[aliceintheuk4]

BO SELECTA!

[s1e5b9]

i hate those blokes but this is my fave story lol

[mattquaye]

Those women are ugly fat pigs no wonder they cheated.

[templarknight94]

@mattquaye the men are fuck ugly themselves...it's a wonder that they ever found someone else to go with-wonder if they did it with each other? Seems to be the only way I can see, apart from them raping someone. Cos any girl/woman I know would slap them so hard if they even came near her.

[mattquaye]

@templarknight94 I totaly agree there just as ugly if not even uglier than those trolls... .Why did god ever create such discusting sub human pigs..and stupid too!.

[sazmullium]

@mattquaye Actually for The Jeremy Kyle show they are quiet pretty... there are far worse ones that have been on his show :P

[Skaramoosh5]

I thought inbreeding was against the law.

[iamthestig2100]

@Skaramoosh5 Not in Norwich. They could have emigrated there.

[Skaramoosh5]

@iamthestig2100 I'm from Liverpool, the inbred capital of the world. The hills have eyes, could have been filmed here.!!!!! :). Didn't know it was bad in Norwich.!!!!

[iamthestig2100]

@Skaramoosh5 Although I don't live in Norwich and never have, I do have good information that Norwich is believed to have many locals whom are the product of incest.

I have been to Liverpool before, and it is a nice city, based on what I have seen. I have never seen any inbred people while I have been up in your lovely city.

[Skaramoosh5]

@iamthestig2100 Take the yobs/inbreds out of Liverpool, and it would be one of the best cities ever. About 70% of the people here will be the nicest people you will ever meet, the other 30% are just scum with guns. It's sad to see your own city being destroyed by dickheads.!!!

[iamthestig2100]

@Skaramoosh5 They have guns in Liverpool? Christ on a bike!! We should put the yobs/inbreds/other undesirables in somewhere rubbish, like Wolverhampton, and block it off to normal people.

[fkofilee]

@iamthestig2100 well the Isle Of Wight.... then they literally Will Be Shut Off...

[UNDERGARMENT]

@Skaramoosh5 not in Rochdale pal ;)

[Critchy39]

Fucking hell, it's always sweaty fat fucks that go on this show.

[INABIGSLEEP]

Bo Selector. 'Come on our Kez, we're of this show, think I've pissed me bag'

[agaichapter25]

fuck me a same head.

[deanduke27]

What is the choir/ orchestral music in the background at the start of the video?

[winchesterxwolf]

Why do young girls go for ugly fuck scum like that? Seriously, I wouldn't touch that thing with a discinfected, ten foot barge pole while I stood behind an electric fence two miles away from the arsehole.

...That being said his piggy nose, chipped missing teeth, extra chin, old age and fat head are pretty attractive.

[Mongoose015]

@winchesterxwolf LOL

[mrvolax]

@winchesterxwolf

You couldn't reacj someone with a ten ft pole from 10 miles away, anyway ;)

[olwynshilling]

@winchesterxwolf I wouldn't touch him with yours, let alone mine, lol!

[musicmikemn]

@winchesterxwolf how could you touch him a 10 foot barge pole while 2 miles away?

[winchesterxwolf]

@musicmikemn I couldn't, that is the beauty of my plan lol ^^

[NewEraBoy11]

@musicmikemn You can't. The pole is 10 foot and you're two miles away. So it's impossible to touch him.

[Machru]

@winchesterxwolf : *ROFL!!!!* Can I copy this?? You're good with words - and I am NOT being bitchy! Wish there were more guys out there with your word skills!! I am laughing my head off - sooo funny!!! (And you're probably right in your view about this! :-))))

[winchesterxwolf]

@Machru HAHA Of course you can hun XD My pleasure ^^ <3

[thecucumberbob]

@winchesterxwolf i know

[ColloseusXReturns]

@winchesterxwolf Yer but the girls look pretty similar haha

[incomingroflcopter]

@winchesterxwolf Implying a ten foot barge pole could reach two miles lol. Though I completely agree with you in essence.

[Melissavictoria24]

3:05 woman in red looks like Jordan?!

[EBOWARRIOR]

The guy in the specs looks like bubbles evil twin from trailer park boys, or maybe Conkys.

[SuperMusician16]

the guy in the hat is funny as fuck , he dont give a shit < real british there

[ButterJunge]

The biggest question is which pair are the muppets?

[RoonJazz]

I've seen better looking men in the reptile house at London Zoo. And the guy in the cap looks like he has erm... a certain "type". Lets just say that the difference between a greyhound and guys who tend to look like him is that the greyhound waits for the "hare/hair"... Idiots like this should be sterilised to protect the future of the human race...

[mmyers77]

@RoonJazz

lol Reptile house nice one.

[EMoCOokieELf]

YEAAAAAAAAH JEZZA BLUD.

[MartinPurvis]

am i the only one who thinks the woman in the red top at 3:05 is hot

[jimmyPain2121]

@MartinPurvis yes...

[toby12345]

@MartinPurvis I think you mean orange....

[MartinPurvis]

@toby12345 yes, my contrast isnt set properly

[Porygonseizureman]

@MartinPurvis No, she's pretty, but I'll never get to see her as I'm an American! Let me out Emperor Obamadius

[Takerfan57]

How could she love him?

He looks like a fucking human mudslide.

The all need to be sterilized anyway.

[MrMGD92]

@Takerfan57 lol so true. the thought that a child could have parents that thick and ugly is sad.

[buzzinnPAL]

he looks like that thing off star wars! You know Big, ugly.. Looks like a slug, mebbies a toad? No?

aaah i'll think of it eventually...

[mmyers77]

@buzzinnPAL

lol Jabba the hut, Bib fortuna or anyone from that alien cantine in episode 4.

[select899]

DIRTY SCUM

[redbette]

from a womans point of view i would rather drink my own piss than shag that mong with the baseball hat on.

[virgoeyes]

pretty girls (ok fat but still pretty) with ugly men(f@cking ugly bastards!!) ...what is wrong with the picture?

[Terminator860]

@virgoeyes The dark haired guy is nice enough looking its the guy with the cap whos gross

[jokarock]

chav morons....

[MasamiSSJ]

Phwoarrrrr, I would ;-D Hahahahaha!! (yea right!) I never cease to be amazed how these blokes can even get laid! Let alone a girlfriend!

[lilrockere]

I think i just vomed in my mouth over the site of them guys

x

[callumchandler]

its funny because there FAT

[manwithnoname2001]

These guys look like chernobyl meets deliverance, squeal like radioactive pigs boys

[EmmieElectro]

PHWOAR.

[TopShooter777]

@Ashleyfaan101 why would you post that? lol

[xOItsBecky]

What a sex machine he is mmmm

-puke.

[magicmerlot]

and the biggest muppet...? Jezza kyle, can't fucking stand the man, anyone else think he's mentally ill??

[joeshacko]

just, LOL.

[TherinAndHisBongos]

i wish half the people on his show were as attractive as his audience

[TherinAndHisBongos]

i wish half the people on his show were as attractive as his audience

[someonecalledlaura]

That guy is so fucking ugly! look at the state of him, with his fucking jam jar glasses on.. eurgh I feel sick. How could you have sex with that?

[mrfrostynova]

lol, pissin myself laughing at this crap. That bloke has gotta be a shill/plant. There's no way this actually happens!

[themajor38]

is this show just full of chavs constantly,,for fuck sake jk is giving the british people in general a very bad look to other countrys.

[seddiefan5]

@themajor38 , I'm not meaning to start an argument,but with all due respect, it's not actually Jeremy giving England a bad name. It's the chavs in Britain daft enough to go on his show and show no guilt about sleeping around / drinking ecssesivly / taking drugs e.t.c. People everywhere should know that there's a minority of people that aren't exactly civilised, and should take it upon themselves NOT to judge the entire country or continent based on the bad people

[marksoutof10]

@TheAllha It's cunts. You don't need an apostrophe before the 's' with plurals.

[theresuga]

@TheAllha True but you've not done yourself any favours by misspelling cunts! No apostrophes needed mate.

[TheAllha]

@theresuga thank you. english is not my 1st language but thanks to cunts like you i learn fast

[killermonster555]

@TheAllha Lesson 2: The english language consists of more than the use of the word 'cunt'.

[FreyjaKate]

@killermonster555 You missed the point there.

[FlameThrash900]

why don't the security people kick those thugs to the ground and tell them to shut up

[hentaimaid]

why aren't they on the pill?

you get it free for fuck sake =___=

[CrazyLew123]

@hentaimaid so are condoms :/. Makes you sick really

[hentaimaid]

@CrazyLew123 its just laziness if alcohol was a contraceptive everyone would be sorted and you wouldn't have this shit going on ((...i'm mostly rambling about these sorts of people having kids and them not giving a toss about them ))

the sad thing is she probably doesn't think she could do any better than that....''thing'' is all down to knowing what ''your'' worth =/ she doesn't have any confidence clearly

[IcedTea430]

i almost threw up at the ugly sight that my poor eyes were subjected to at 0:07.

[TheHewhodareswins]

hes using her for sex and food ...she eats most of the second one.

[tigereyes5]

It's a shame to see women like this with such low self esteem. I'm single and would rather remain so and wait to find a decent man than settle for lowlifes like the ons they are dating. These women need ambition and goals. When you have those you won't be so willing to let losers hold you back.

[24134]

the truth right between his eyes, you say jeremy. good thing the truth is so fucking big cause that one guys eyes are so far apart im suprised he made it the show hahaha

[SJMJ91]

Fucking hell! Women nowadays! They do go for either muppets or abusive guys and they wonder why they complain?! LOL!

[dralacoper]

lmao at 4:36

[MrNightcraft]

HAHA

The Guy Dancing at 5:38

That's great.

[anamcroi]

@MrNightcraft ha ha ha i would never have copped that !1 thanx man ;)

[S4rl4t4n]

Why are the women always fat?..

[Q80Girl1986]

@S4rl4t4n Why are all the guests always UGLY?...

[Zmaczimum]

@S4rl4t4n That's the gypsy genes flowing in the south of england.

Rest of england is fine

[hentaimaid]

@Zmaczimum most of england is fine lol

[evillordofboredom]

@Zmaczimum Not really. We have chavs.

[rimfa123]

@S4rl4t4n Have you ever noticed that you never usually see people that ugly? Well, basically, when really fat, hideous children are born, they put them in the "Jezza bin" ready for Kyle to mess with their minds when they come of age :D

[gazmini81]

im a single guy  and these 2 blokes have girlfreinds and they are ugly as sin what am i doing wrong lol

[ChloeXlover]

@gazmini81 no keep looking my friend.....also i'm single btw.....so if your interested........ message me

XXX

[woteva1234]

That guy is a pig

[basketcasedave]

Jeremy says "See you later" to a girl in the audience at 1:30

[H0tkebab]

Its people like these muppets that need to be fixed ASAP!

These people should not be allowed to reproduce or even consider doing so.

They should make it that you need to obtain a license to reproduce, to pass you need to have a certain amount of income to support you and your family and intelligence. If you can't pass the test then you can't have children. The punishment for breaking the laws should be castration (the same needs to applied to any sexual crime)

Anyone agree?

[TheAlienFan]

@H0tkebab Yes,I think that about says it all.Where I live it's always the junkies that seem to be permenantly pregnant

[someonecalledlaura]

for god sake, why are these girls even with these guys? WHAT IS THE FUCKING ATTRACTION?

They are the two most ugliest guys ever.

They treat them like shit.

I don't even feel sorry for those two girls, they must be idiots for even wanting to be involved with the two biggest cunts ever.

[xierotron]

lets play spot the std

[Bhodisatvas]

friggin bo selecta!!!!

[NasalFloss]

He looks like he's got some sort of syndrome. Guess that's all the chavs inbreeding.

[andrew1984uk]

He looks like how I imagine Elton John would have done without his fame and fortune.

[TheAlienFan]

@andrew1984uk lol m8

[MOTHIKAS]

Hello.My name is Professor Niall Stott,and i am currently mid way through a government funded study into the social demographic, and local migration of families and individuals,who statistically show that despite the current economic...........HOLY SHIT! THAT GUY WEARING THE CAP,LOOKS LIKE JAWS FROM THE JAMES BOND MOVIE "MoonRaker" !

[Porygonseizureman]

@MOTHIKAS I am fascinated in your research.

[vampire09100]

Fuck em and leave eh? Im surprised hes found anyone stupid enough to let him sit next to them nevermind fuck em and leave em.....ugly cunt!! I bet he has to sneak up on the mirror the ugly fucker lmao

[shawndimery]

@vampire09100 LOL! he turns my stomach

[wingnut4471]

He is one ugly bastard

[repoengland]

lol @ The chav Elton John.

[MrMatstaM]

@repoengland haha

[Terminator860]

Thats the ugliest guy i've ever seen.

[WizduMx]

that nick looks a state

[therealtimshady1983]

he should put that baseball cap over his ugly face so we dont have to see it

[feracat07]

A dentist needed  AGAIN!!