He's had the soccer fever since 5? Helped his High School to the play offs for the first time ever? Call me sceptical, but why do I find that so hard to believe?
these tutorials are so bad it makes me puke. I'm playing in division 5, and yet I'm miles ahead of these guys combined. It's embarrasing thinking they can post tutorials on youtube to help people play the game. If you have to make a tutorial, then at least make them better. It's a pain watching all of these tutorials.
aye dawg not true der r some americans who r hispanics n i bet us hispanics cud make u guys look lky crap.........................this guy in d vid just sucks ass he couldnt even hit in d corner
I love the way he tries to show leaning back creates height and takes a complete different form of shot. I wouldn't advise ever using the outside of your foot for a penalty either.
lol this is the worst howto video ever!! the keeper has no technique at all, seriously he sucks.... And get a proper ball, that one is as light as a balloon..-.-
@luquipurewal see this is the problem. when soccer is in the blood you dont need no good ball. look at history when people used a ball of socks. and they became better than what most will ever become; even if they have good balls (no homo) or cleats. if u <3 soccer, u dont need nothing but something round.
ahahah nice video but i have to tell to this guys that they`re behind the football door :) usually when you are shooting a penalty kick the ball must go into the net :)
This is really really bad! People I wouldn't even listen to this guy besides practice. Good Pk shot have power and accuracy his is neither. For people who need help i'd suggest using you laces and striking right through the center of the ball so that you get max power and then lean forward and have knee over the ball. You should follow through in the direction you want it to go and then land on your kicking foot. Don't listen to this video because it really really sucks TEEHEE Goal keeper is bad
I have to admit it was funny but don't take a piss out of people trying to help others. He is taking his time teaching others... Even IF it sucks... There is no need to leave stupid comments.
but if u change your body acording to the side you're gonna hit than the keeper will easly go to the right side. the secret is to hit well without exposing which side you'll hit. thats what i think. PS: WTF! shooting a penalty with your outside of the foot??? nothing more readable than that! only if u gonna hit it very strong!
bevor you want to teach other People something, youve got to learn it on your own.... shoot better, harder, with more curve and aim your shoots better .....
keeper = retarded
FIRESHOTSMGx 4 months ago
Even I better
TRICMU 5 months ago
I love this guy. He's so shit and he doesn't even know it.
kinc1967 5 months ago
He's had the soccer fever since 5? Helped his High School to the play offs for the first time ever? Call me sceptical, but why do I find that so hard to believe?
RossShajahan 6 months ago
@RossShajahan Probably a shit school
nicderms24 4 months ago
Look like hes been shopping at Big 5 for "soccer" equipment lmao!
vlDaNzii 6 months ago
thumbs up if you think this guy is shit
minijackwrighty450 6 months ago
1. is FOOTBALL not soccer.
2. you can't make football tutorials because you suck dick.
3. go home and play fifa.
valbacc 6 months ago
is this landon donovan?
EliottSan2010 6 months ago
these tutorials are so bad it makes me puke. I'm playing in division 5, and yet I'm miles ahead of these guys combined. It's embarrasing thinking they can post tutorials on youtube to help people play the game. If you have to make a tutorial, then at least make them better. It's a pain watching all of these tutorials.
RAFL94 6 months ago
the goalkeeper sucks .. this video suck,,
lecrew1 6 months ago
Vidéo = Shit ! Sorry. :/
Rastawar59 6 months ago
Should we tell him the goals are backwards?
craigwlGAMESDUDE 6 months ago
lol this is sad
cruijff4Prez 6 months ago
stick to netball lads!
dougy937 7 months ago
FAIL
jonasfanla1999 7 months ago
DONT FORGET YOU HAVE TO FLOP IN THE BOX FIRST
givemesocks 7 months ago
so eine lusche!!!
97PitMan 7 months ago
00:23 the expert takes his penalty kicks so slow, that it bounces over the keeper. amazing
djorkaef 7 months ago 2
by no-nothing I meant know-nothing
ZaFootyBoy 7 months ago
I thought it was EXPERT village, not no-nothing village
ZaFootyBoy 7 months ago
0:23 wow...............nice save bro..
MrHarb50 7 months ago
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bpavlenco 7 months ago
these losers are even playing on the wrong side of the goal! wow what idiots!
and give the "teacher" some credit, he chose the worst gk in the world just to look like he can actually score hahaha!
bpavlenco 7 months ago
aaahhaaahahaha....is the goalie retarded?
iamgoinghigher 7 months ago
This guy's almost as bad at penalty kicks than England taking penalties at major tournaments
WhoDat1011 7 months ago
thats why american cant play football
77sohaib 8 months ago
keeper looks like he is on drug
77sohaib 8 months ago
yeah we all want to become as good as you...
iBELGinBLACK 8 months ago
dude this keeper is seriously a monkey!
UNNOETlG 8 months ago
this is garbadge
G3RM4N04K 8 months ago
"Practice hitting each ninety degree corner" Not one of the balls ended up in a corner... Great expert advice :)
kenji7766 8 months ago
alien at 0:55-an 0:58
LostLama1 8 months ago 3
take a shot with ur left :) thumps up if u agree
xTJx4 8 months ago 7
i think the keeper drank a bit too much
aramey88kicker 8 months ago
i was dying for some1 to run in and snap that yanks leg then it may hav been watchable
mcgunnigle88 8 months ago
laziest Job for any European : Major Soccer League Player...
Chillspaten 8 months ago
0:24 haha oh my god, so funny.
marmar3291 8 months ago 2
cheers mate can you tell me how to wipe my arse please?
DunxMeister 9 months ago
just prooves americans are stupid fucks, the net is the wrong way round
h4rryk4ye 9 months ago
Lol he's taking the penalties from like the side
Alesalad 9 months ago
DAMN THIS GOALIE SUCKS
111theunknown 9 months ago
what a piece of shit
zrimbu1 9 months ago
is that robert green ?
heiccy 9 months ago
plz stfu ?
akronlol 9 months ago
useless
TheCreamboi 9 months ago
'the best to get good in penalty kicks is to practice taking them' like we didn't fucking know that
sakainess90 9 months ago
your shit bro
mitchcric 9 months ago
biker at 00: 56
katekinast 9 months ago
1:07 looked more like 89 degrees
boyroyroyboy 9 months ago
he can't shoot in the 90 degree corner
sakainess90 9 months ago
why would i take advice on how to take a penalty off some american who dont even call it football let alone play it.
BenGardner26 9 months ago
Its a fucking penalty just hit the ball as hard as you can and keep it low and you'll score for sure.
Technosux 9 months ago
WOWWWW!!!!!! have this guy play soccer ever in his life -_- he can't even kick a ball.. this is a joke isnt?
TheGrimReaper2300 9 months ago
you are awful
leechy77 9 months ago
0:55 segway guy haha
DrewzaFreestyle 9 months ago
by the waay the goal post is from the oposite side >..
1992prokopis 9 months ago
you make it look like every american is terrible at soccer and for that i hate you!
burnt4toast4 9 months ago
Well at least we saw a goalkeeper fail .
Nothin' learnt (:
MicHiStylezz94 10 months ago
thats just ridiculus boys...holy..
n1cK988 10 months ago
when i was 4 i was better than you =D
19FCB95 10 months ago
wtf is this??? you cant play football at all.......americans suck at football....oh sorry ..Soccer
terryboy3068 10 months ago
those american footballers are fools...sorry...
jussipeaceyeah 10 months ago
OMG?!
Theokroif22 10 months ago
This video should be called " How not to be a goalkeeper for dummies"
bgstefan 10 months ago
Why the keeper is so good...
1. He always stands on the left
2. He plays "soccer"
3. He can't catch
4. He plays "soccer"
Even Robert Green is better :/
Superduperawesome101 10 months ago 18
As an Englishman watching this, this video is hilarious.
joelgardner94 10 months ago
@joelgardner94 he cant kick lol
montyizsoamazing 10 months ago
@joelgardner94 i find it ironic that an englishmen is taunting someone on how they take their penalties.........
Gerttervill1 10 months ago
@Gerttervill1 TEEHEE! I'm a Scot, we're free to taunt ;)
AlmostEasy1702 9 months ago
LMAO at thee goalie, i bet he payed that guy to come with him...
MrAlucardz 10 months ago
Fail
timath2011 10 months ago
this is a plastic ball lol
dede59180 10 months ago
go play american football but not this please!!!! =(
MusicXxXBeat 11 months ago
americans just cant play that sport
AlexanderDupont 11 months ago
this man is a phsyco.................
dgunsd 11 months ago
@justnerf what the hell is wrong with the goal
jaimyob 11 months ago
just horrible!!!
sabboy15 11 months ago
Stupid Americans, you cannot play football!
Thumbs up if you agree
elitegroupbn 11 months ago
aye dawg not true der r some americans who r hispanics n i bet us hispanics cud make u guys look lky crap.........................this guy in d vid just sucks ass he couldnt even hit in d corner
MrZekrom12345 11 months ago
fucking looks like a guy on serious crack
therev1996 11 months ago
no.1 you should have an advanced goalkeeper no.2 shot at the cross bar or high up to hot the top corner. and no.3 you should get better at shooting.
detectivemittens4 11 months ago
Damb u suck nuts,even my grandmas better than you!
oFreddEo123 11 months ago
weren't you supposed to get the balls in the corners....
Ziwe4100 11 months ago
...............
6crookedteeth 11 months ago
i bet this is where the americans learned to play....
manutdkid23 11 months ago
i think he has to practice over and over cuz seriously, he sucks
pacuuuuu3 1 year ago
Is that the back of the goal?
PCgamer474 1 year ago
that has to be the worst pitch, goal, coach i have ever seen in my life and i have watched tramere rovers play
Sirlankeylot 1 year ago
@Sirlankeylot tranmere
Sirlankeylot 1 year ago
thy cyclist the best
TheFailaip 1 year ago
So this is a joke right? Those dudes weren't serious, right?
horlur 1 year ago
wujuuuuuuuu felizidades eres buenisimo con el control del balon
betoramon1 1 year ago
I love the way he tries to show leaning back creates height and takes a complete different form of shot. I wouldn't advise ever using the outside of your foot for a penalty either.
RooneyMufc10 1 year ago
des ist der schlechteste torwart der welt
1999Ludwig 1 year ago
lol this is the worst howto video ever!! the keeper has no technique at all, seriously he sucks.... And get a proper ball, that one is as light as a balloon..-.-
1234Guul 1 year ago
WHAT IS THIS?! ahahah stupid americans trying to coach football but talking complete shite!
saladsfriend 1 year ago
get a proper ball not an airflow one
luquipurewal 1 year ago
@luquipurewal see this is the problem. when soccer is in the blood you dont need no good ball. look at history when people used a ball of socks. and they became better than what most will ever become; even if they have good balls (no homo) or cleats. if u <3 soccer, u dont need nothing but something round.
gegc726x 1 year ago
@gegc726x dude something round is 1234Guul's ass
12345678klisfil 1 year ago
This vid is hillarious! I hope they're not serious, but I'm affraid they are...
eno4 1 year ago
"each 90 degree corner"...what a fucking mong
PrivateMinus90FTW 1 year ago
this the worst goalkeeping i have ever seen in my life.
lichking0008 1 year ago
this is boring just smash the ball at the keepers face
fredfredburger567 1 year ago
this was aweful
usernamemam1 1 year ago
the goal is really faced backwards... sucks even more now
joskeh 1 year ago
Why would you take a penalty with the outside of your foot wtf? :D
FridayNightRs 1 year ago
EVERY LIKE THIS VIDEO HAS IS FROM THE BIKER PASSING BY AT 0:55!
Alto136 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
these guys suck.. sorry
crisxvarqas 1 year ago
0:25 FINESSE SHOT!
oOstrolchOo 1 year ago
if I were you I would get on the other side of the goal
Sharkis011 1 year ago
ahahah nice video but i have to tell to this guys that they`re behind the football door :) usually when you are shooting a penalty kick the ball must go into the net :)
barcelonec9 1 year ago
holly shit!!!!! this guy is better than BECKHAM!!!!!!!! I need his autograph!
gryazniychilavek 1 year ago
you may be the gayest, worst football coach ive seen, i bet youve never even played a game of football
mattamomo 1 year ago
This is really really bad! People I wouldn't even listen to this guy besides practice. Good Pk shot have power and accuracy his is neither. For people who need help i'd suggest using you laces and striking right through the center of the ball so that you get max power and then lean forward and have knee over the ball. You should follow through in the direction you want it to go and then land on your kicking foot. Don't listen to this video because it really really sucks TEEHEE Goal keeper is bad
tsunam1Lake 1 year ago
keepers rubbish! good penalties though :P
Jag9Shergill 1 year ago
@Jag9Shergill eh..no
lolzreporter 1 year ago
@lolzreporter urmm yes :L
Jag9Shergill 4 months ago
My death grandmama can kick harder than this faggot!
RickNashIsGod 1 year ago
"the best way to get good at penalty kicks is to practice taking them"
this guy needs a lot of practice.
Gunner8Til8I8Die 1 year ago
looks like your trying to make people worse.
GeorgeLeggx 1 year ago
yeah, so if i follow what you say, YOU GUYS SUCK
FckngUrMom 1 year ago
Bad aim and really slow.... a real keeper would easily read and block mosty of your shots
IDillon0 1 year ago
Its cool he is teaching technique and not being a show off
808toLA 1 year ago
you suck stop making videos
ETASoccerStar 1 year ago 3
This is a comedy show.
J4MJ4M9 1 year ago
check out my channel for my amazing penalty kick video :D
Goldskill360 1 year ago
I have to admit it was funny but don't take a piss out of people trying to help others. He is taking his time teaching others... Even IF it sucks... There is no need to leave stupid comments.
saeedsnne 2 years ago
ahahahaha the keeper rules
perfervidly 2 years ago 52
hahahahah this is the stupidest thing ive ever seen ahhahah
danielsouthan7777777 2 years ago
but if u change your body acording to the side you're gonna hit than the keeper will easly go to the right side. the secret is to hit well without exposing which side you'll hit. thats what i think. PS: WTF! shooting a penalty with your outside of the foot??? nothing more readable than that! only if u gonna hit it very strong!
nemecek14 2 years ago
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f u c k i n g psycho!
snipervj 2 years ago
for all those people that are telling him he sux he not even trying. he has skating shoes on and he isnt putting any power on it
merch720 2 years ago
funny keeper
rlkm93 2 years ago 5
0:25!!! hahah
themuscleguy 2 years ago 32
hahahahah, funny!
tragosm 2 years ago 3
U SUCK!!!!!!!!! the keeper was purposely letting the shots in
OSXSandman666 2 years ago
damn he can shoot better than a proffesional wow i love this lol yeah right this shit sux ass
evilchucky13 2 years ago
its 5m ...:/
Dzastynas 2 years ago
headed straight for the special olympics...as ball boys
mikebaxtersc5 2 years ago
'kin crap
caseysmiles2 2 years ago
lol 1:08 so nooby
and his shot with right side of right food was going the wrong way.. he had to drive it more so it went to the left instead of the right...
or aim to right and let it go to right
3628800258 2 years ago
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3628800258 2 years ago
fuck off
iLkkerr 2 years ago
cool now i know how to not do a good penalty
wowrogue8 2 years ago 4
LOL this guy sucks my dick
Fucking lame ass video
drdictatorr 2 years ago
wow 1:19 was superb..that was the only thing right that he did lol
Rallokai 2 years ago
nothing good about it, just a bit high, not close to any of the posts..
Zerosopp 2 years ago
i bet you that any kid at 15 who practices soccer more than twice a week would take a better penalty than this guy
15fabregas4 2 years ago
I can tell they dont play much football.
dinichio 2 years ago
Totally wrong ways of shooting penalties!
If u're right footed then it's very easy to place it in the extreme of the left corner and vice versa
I'm not a genius but that guy doesnt teach basics
Massika2 2 years ago
hey look its shit and shitter
cobainlives 2 years ago 3
what a shitty keeper.
Duh521 2 years ago
loved vat he did @1:19
TheRonaldo789 2 years ago
It sounds like he lit up before he did this, because first off he's terrible second he pauses all time
chiefssoccer16 2 years ago
this ia a fucking hurrendous penalty vid lmfao!!!!!
xmo0sie 2 years ago
god can u all stop sayin he suks man u wudnt like it if every1 was sayin it to u nice vid mate :D
cisse4safc 2 years ago
hahah that goalie is fuckin useless. so is the twat with perm
daveygwladys 2 years ago 2
how crap are americans at football
1994jordanevans 2 years ago
WTF !
Homem9 2 years ago
you are only saying to practice ... every1 knows if u practice and practice u getting better ...
swimpie3 2 years ago
goa keeper sucks
jlinins 2 years ago
bevor you want to teach other People something, youve got to learn it on your own.... shoot better, harder, with more curve and aim your shoots better .....
MetalPunk0505 2 years ago
WOW! hes even better then ronaldo!
volumqqq 2 years ago 3
does the keeper REALLY suck that bad ??
pratapnumber96 2 years ago
its tutorial vid the keeper supposed to let
it slip in ..OR ....he sucks for real:)
R0sSoNeRoX9 2 years ago
can you really suck as bad as this guy at penalty kicks? learn something before you teach it
PapaSIVIurf 2 years ago
only one ball? XD
Legionanime 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA!
Foothills09 2 years ago
What the fuck is this,that guy was shit
OnkelStein 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!...how can you teach someone something, that you yourself don't know? this is so funny...
DEEZYMDUB09 2 years ago
soooooo... werent you supposd to point your foot in the direction where you wanted to shoot?
ps i would suggest you never touch a soccer ball again in sake of the sport. and ive never seen pentaly kicks from that far away and on an angle.
italia7907 2 years ago
this guys a quality footballer
i wish i was as good as him
thesantalabclub 2 years ago
loll he aint good at all
charleyn11 2 years ago
dis dude suks..
jersone1 2 years ago 3
how he didnt save the first shot is outstanding
SeanShocks 2 years ago 5
Americans are so badddd at soccer
extremespartan 2 years ago 4
these guys are shit the goal is the wrong way around
tullig55 2 years ago 5
goalie stinks....is he wearin loafers? lol hes ok
funniestkidindaworld 2 years ago
american soccer suck XD
sgreguz 2 years ago
nah we just got a lot of idiots with video cameras lol
soccermaestro24 2 years ago 3
your country sucks at football end of.
rap2k9 2 years ago
am i the only one thats noticed the goal is the wrong way around
descottymi 2 years ago
these guys suck so bad, i dont think they even know the difference
soccermaestro24 2 years ago