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  • keeper = retarded

  • Even I better

  • I love this guy. He's so shit and he doesn't even know it.

  • He's had the soccer fever since 5? Helped his High School to the play offs for the first time ever? Call me sceptical, but why do I find that so hard to believe?

  • @RossShajahan Probably a shit school

  • Look like hes been shopping at Big 5 for "soccer" equipment lmao!

  • thumbs up if you think this guy is shit

  • 1. is FOOTBALL not soccer.

    2. you can't make football tutorials because you suck dick.

    3. go home and play fifa.

  • is this landon donovan?

  • these tutorials are so bad it makes me puke. I'm playing in division 5, and yet I'm miles ahead of these guys combined. It's embarrasing thinking they can post tutorials on youtube to help people play the game. If you have to make a tutorial, then at least make them better. It's a pain watching all of these tutorials.

  • the goalkeeper sucks .. this video suck,,

  • Vidéo = Shit ! Sorry. :/

  • Should we tell him the goals are backwards?

  • lol this is sad

  • stick to netball lads!

  • FAIL

  • DONT FORGET YOU HAVE TO FLOP IN THE BOX FIRST

  • so eine lusche!!!

  • 00:23 the expert takes his penalty kicks so slow, that it bounces over the keeper. amazing

  • by no-nothing I meant know-nothing

  • I thought it was EXPERT village, not no-nothing village

  • 0:23 wow...............nice save bro..

  • these losers are even playing on the wrong side of the goal! wow what idiots!

    and give the "teacher" some credit, he chose the worst gk in the world just to look like he can actually score hahaha!

  • aaahhaaahahaha....is the goalie retarded?

  • This guy's almost as bad at penalty kicks than England taking penalties at major tournaments

  • thats why american cant play football

  • keeper looks like he is on drug

  • yeah we all want to become as good as you...

  • dude this keeper is seriously a monkey!

  • this is garbadge

  • "Practice hitting each ninety degree corner" Not one of the balls ended up in a corner... Great expert advice :)

  • alien at 0:55-an 0:58

  • take a shot with ur left :) thumps up if u agree

  • i think the keeper drank a bit too much

  • i was dying for some1 to run in and snap that yanks leg then it may hav been watchable

  • laziest Job for any European : Major Soccer League Player...

  • 0:24 haha oh my god, so funny. 

  • cheers mate can you tell me how to wipe my arse please?

  • just prooves americans are stupid fucks, the net is the wrong way round

  • Lol he's taking the penalties from like the side

  • DAMN THIS GOALIE SUCKS

  • what a piece of shit

  • is that robert green ?

  • plz stfu ?

  • useless

    

  • 'the best to get good in penalty kicks is to practice taking them' like we didn't fucking know that

  • your shit bro

    

  • biker at 00: 56

  • 1:07 looked more like 89 degrees

  • he can't shoot in the 90 degree corner

  • why would i take advice on how to take a penalty off some american who dont even call it football let alone play it.

  • Its a fucking penalty just hit the ball as hard as you can and keep it low and you'll score for sure.

  • WOWWWW!!!!!! have this guy play soccer ever in his life -_- he can't even kick a ball.. this is a joke isnt?

  • you are awful

  • 0:55 segway guy haha

  • by the waay the goal post is from the oposite side >..

  • you make it look like every american is terrible at soccer and for that i hate you!

  • Well at least we saw a goalkeeper fail .

    Nothin' learnt (:

  • thats just ridiculus boys...holy..

  • when i was 4 i was better than you =D

  • wtf is this??? you cant play football at all.......americans suck at football....oh sorry ..Soccer

  • those american footballers are fools...sorry...

  • OMG?!

    

  • This video should be called " How not to be a goalkeeper for dummies"

  • Why the keeper is so good...

    1. He always stands on the left

    2. He plays "soccer"

    3. He can't catch

    4. He plays "soccer"

    Even Robert Green is better :/

  • As an Englishman watching this, this video is hilarious.

  • @joelgardner94 he cant kick lol

  • @joelgardner94 i find it ironic that an englishmen is taunting someone on how they take their penalties.........

  • @Gerttervill1 TEEHEE! I'm a Scot, we're free to taunt ;)

  • LMAO at thee goalie, i bet he payed that guy to come with him...

  • Fail

    

  • this is a plastic ball lol

  • go play american football but not this please!!!! =(

  • americans just cant play that sport

  • this man is a phsyco.................

  • @justnerf what the hell is wrong with the goal

  • just horrible!!!

    

  • Stupid Americans, you cannot play football!

    Thumbs up if you agree

  • aye dawg not true der r some americans who r hispanics n i bet us hispanics cud make u guys look lky crap.........................t­his guy in d vid just sucks ass he couldnt even hit in d corner

  • fucking looks like a guy on serious crack

  • no.1 you should have an advanced goalkeeper no.2 shot at the cross bar or high up to hot the top corner. and no.3 you should get better at shooting.

  • Damb u suck nuts,even my grandmas better than you!

  • weren't you supposed to get the balls in the corners....

  • ...............

  • i bet this is where the americans learned to play....

  • i think he has to practice over and over cuz seriously, he sucks

  • Is that the back of the goal?

  • that has to be the worst pitch, goal, coach i have ever seen in my life and i have watched tramere rovers play

  • @Sirlankeylot tranmere

  • thy cyclist the best

  • So this is a joke right? Those dudes weren't serious, right?

  • wujuuuuuuuu felizidades eres buenisimo con el control del balon

  • I love the way he tries to show leaning back creates height and takes a complete different form of shot. I wouldn't advise ever using the outside of your foot for a penalty either.

  • des ist der schlechteste torwart der welt

  • lol this is the worst howto video ever!! the keeper has no technique at all, seriously he sucks.... And get a proper ball, that one is as light as a balloon..-.-

  • WHAT IS THIS?! ahahah stupid americans trying to coach football but talking complete shite!

  • get a proper ball not an airflow one

  • @luquipurewal see this is the problem. when soccer is in the blood you dont need no good ball. look at history when people used a ball of socks. and they became better than what most will ever become; even if they have good balls (no homo) or cleats. if u <3 soccer, u dont need nothing but something round.

  • @gegc726x dude something round is 1234Guul's ass

  • This vid is hillarious! I hope they're not serious, but I'm affraid they are...

  • "each 90 degree corner"...what a fucking mong

  • this the worst goalkeeping i have ever seen in my life.

  • this is boring just smash the ball at the keepers face

  • this was aweful

  • the goal is really faced backwards... sucks even more now

  • Why would you take a penalty with the outside of your foot wtf? :D

  • EVERY LIKE THIS VIDEO HAS IS FROM THE BIKER PASSING BY AT 0:55!

  • 0:25 FINESSE SHOT!

  • if I were you I would get on the other side of the goal

  • ahahah nice video but i have to tell to this guys that they`re behind the football door :) usually when you are shooting a penalty kick the ball must go into the net :)

  • holly shit!!!!! this guy is better than BECKHAM!!!!!!!! I need his autograph!

  • you may be the gayest, worst football coach ive seen, i bet youve never even played a game of football

  • This is really really bad! People I wouldn't even listen to this guy besides practice. Good Pk shot have power and accuracy his is neither. For people who need help i'd suggest using you laces and striking right through the center of the ball so that you get max power and then lean forward and have knee over the ball. You should follow through in the direction you want it to go and then land on your kicking foot. Don't listen to this video because it really really sucks TEEHEE Goal keeper is bad

  • keepers rubbish! good penalties though :P

  • @Jag9Shergill eh..no

  • @lolzreporter urmm yes :L

  • My death grandmama can kick harder than this faggot!

  • "the best way to get good at penalty kicks is to practice taking them"

    this guy needs a lot of practice.

  • looks like your trying to make people worse.

  • yeah, so if i follow what you say, YOU GUYS SUCK

  • Bad aim and really slow.... a real keeper would easily read and block mosty of your shots

  • Its cool he is teaching technique and not being a show off

  • you suck stop making videos

  • This is a comedy show.

  • check out my channel for my amazing penalty kick video :D

  • I have to admit it was funny but don't take a piss out of people trying to help others. He is taking his time teaching others... Even IF it sucks... There is no need to leave stupid comments.

  • ahahahaha the keeper rules

  • hahahahah this is the stupidest thing ive ever seen ahhahah

  • but if u change your body acording to the side you're gonna hit than the keeper will easly go to the right side. the secret is to hit well without exposing which side you'll hit. thats what i think. PS: WTF! shooting a penalty with your outside of the foot??? nothing more readable than that! only if u gonna hit it very strong!

  • for all those people that are telling him he sux he not even trying. he has skating shoes on and he isnt putting any power on it

  • funny keeper

  • 0:25!!! hahah

  • hahahahah, funny!

  • U SUCK!!!!!!!!! the keeper was purposely letting the shots in

  • damn he can shoot better than a proffesional wow i love this lol yeah right this shit sux ass

  • its 5m ...:/

  • headed straight for the special olympics...as ball boys

  • 'kin crap

  • lol 1:08 so nooby

    and his shot with right side of right food was going the wrong way.. he had to drive it more so it went to the left instead of the right...

    or aim to right and let it go to right

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  • fuck off

  • cool now i know how to not do a good penalty

  • LOL this guy sucks my dick

    Fucking lame ass video

  • wow 1:19 was superb..that was the only thing right that he did lol

  • nothing good about it, just a bit high, not close to any of the posts..

  • i bet you that any kid at 15 who practices soccer more than twice a week would take a better penalty than this guy

  • I can tell they dont play much football.

  • Totally wrong ways of shooting penalties!

    If u're right footed then it's very easy to place it in the extreme of the left corner and vice versa

    I'm not a genius but that guy doesnt teach basics

  • hey look its shit and shitter

  • what a shitty keeper.

  • loved vat he did @1:19

  • It sounds like he lit up before he did this, because first off he's terrible second he pauses all time

  • this ia a fucking hurrendous penalty vid lmfao!!!!!

  • god can u all stop sayin he suks man u wudnt like it if every1 was sayin it to u nice vid mate :D

  • hahah that goalie is fuckin useless. so is the twat with perm

  • how crap are americans at football

  • WTF !

  • you are only saying to practice ... every1 knows if u practice and practice u getting better ...

  • goa keeper sucks

  • bevor you want to teach other People something, youve got to learn it on your own.... shoot better, harder, with more curve and aim your shoots better .....

  • WOW! hes even better then ronaldo!

  • does the keeper REALLY suck that bad ??

  • its tutorial vid the keeper supposed to let

    it slip in ..OR ....he sucks for real:)

  • can you really suck as bad as this guy at penalty kicks? learn something before you teach it

  • only one ball? XD

  • HAHAHAHA!

  • What the fuck is this,that guy was shit

  • LMFAO!!!...how can you teach someone something, that you yourself don't know? this is so funny...

  • soooooo... werent you supposd to point your foot in the direction where you wanted to shoot?

    ps i would suggest you never touch a soccer ball again in sake of the sport. and ive never seen pentaly kicks from that far away and on an angle.

  • this guys a quality footballer

    i wish i was as good as him

  • loll he aint good at all

  • dis dude suks..

  • how he didnt save the first shot is outstanding

  • Americans are so badddd at soccer

  • these guys are shit the goal is the wrong way around

  • goalie stinks....is he wearin loafers? lol hes ok

  • american soccer suck XD

  • nah we just got a lot of idiots with video cameras lol

  • your country sucks at football end of.

  • am i the only one thats noticed the goal is the wrong way around

  • these guys suck so bad, i dont think they even know the difference