Let's Play IMDB

[lemonystuff]

"I'm gonna smash you to a Pulp (Fiction)"

[NightNeonProductions]

I heard system of a down was in this game.

[VGclass]

1:10:06 Well, we know he's not an Electrical Beast!

[EtCeterad]

Other M longplay.

Dear god yes.

[AkumaADemoncus]

17:57 that actually is a real metal soundtrack, it's war by system of a down.

[evathegreatest000]

My iPod autocorrected "retsupurae" to "fetus pirate."

[ExMachinima1]

Almost an hour and a half of Apocalypse? Armageddon outta here.

[crowwinters]

Oh god. That song from the ex girlfriend is from Poe. No wonder she disappeared. She was ashamed of this.

[HylianLycan]

I would love to have a pun in this comment, but I'm laughing waay too hard.

I'm not entirely sure I'm breathing anymore

[layzrfyztcreations]

WHAT ABOUT SotN?

[Pr0xyzer77]

23: 08 This one killed me straight away. Lovely.

[GreatFox42]

Did I really just watch an hour and 20 minutes straight of nothing but movie puns?

[GreatFox42]

Did I really just watch an hour and 20 minutes straight of nothing but movie/actor/other video game puns?

[posthumanfetus]

THE ENTIRE VIDEO IS MOVIE PUNS

[a3th3rn3t]

Jaws of life couldn't save this wrongpurae.

[CFSRproductions]

I was waiting for space jam the whole time

[chilidog042]

War, Famine, Death, and Pestilence are the 4 horsemen

War, Plague, Death and Beast are fantastic 4 ripoffs

[The1AndOnlyPopper]

it's puntastic!

[TheDrAwesomepants]

This video is a bridge too far.

[Ileko1]

The puns are hit and miss. Still many like the ''Being John Malkovich'' and the ''H2O'' one got me laughing my ass off.

[HatredEternal]

Personally, im shocked neither of you ended with Dead to Rights

[dnebdal]

As a side note, they re-used this game engine for the first Tony Hawk.

[CSB]

@dnebdal The credits are absolute proof of this. Just compare both credits sequences and weep.

[TehEvilChicken]

Oh god that sound at 58:10

[SoldierSunstar]

Look, Slowbeef. Diabetus. I love you guys. You guys are hilarious. But this video is your own personal Nostalgia Critic Bart's Nightmare LP. It's an hour consisting of one long, unfunny joke that goes on for far too long. But at least the Nostalgia Critic had the mercy to end it after twenty minutes.

I don't want to sit through a Rongpurae video that's equivalent to three episodes of Sports Night-style joke repetition. Please never do this shit again. I don't know how much more can be Taken.

[ShrubberySalesman]

@SoldierSunstar The equivalent of the Nostalgia Critic's LP? It is in no way that bad, the NC was just feigning anger over a video game and yelling the whole time about how a nightmare wasn't being realistic. Sure, this video wasn't all that funny, but it wasn't to the point of the Nostalgia Critic's video, where it pissed me off to no end with his constant yelling and lack of effort put into his LP.

[SoldierSunstar]

@ShrubberySalesman You're entitled to your opinion. But for me, this video was worse.

[Jaistar2k22]

This game was more of a downer than The Diary Of Anne Frank, there were less inappropriate shots too the face than Lolita.

[T00stoopid]

I litterally fell asleep in my chair for the first time watching this and i regret nothing now im watching it again

[salvo711]

Diabetus, slowbeef, you're both fucking brilliant. Take my Fistful of Dollars.

[MachRiderZero]

So, did this game have a story?

[EdenPhantasm]

This is a long video, so I'll finish it The Day After Tomorrow.

[ValisHD]

@EdenPhantasm good one

[dandy269]

"You run out of references to foe out?"

[Squashylemon]

slow beef is pretty slooooowww.........

[AtomykRed]

An hour of puns.

Thank you so much, Retsupurae.

[donov25]

Sat through the entire thing. My mind was mush by the end. But it was the most glorious mush my brain has ever been.

[genericman7060]

Retsupurae doesn't care anymore.

[dolotsofacid]

pleeeease do another one already. I need something to watch while I eat / sleep

[InaudibleSlinky]

So many textures and sounds from Spiderman.

[DoctorKarnage]

A fun fact related to this game is Bruce Willis was originally supposed to play the main characters sidekick, could be why he has so few one liners, and his lines feel out of place most of the time.

[rgmztxy]

Apparently the engine from this game was reworked and used for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.

[bowpow1]

Can't wait for your next video

(28 days later)

Yea it's finally here

[thapoint09]

Game developers these days get Cheaper By the Dozen. I wish I had a Naked Gun to shoot them with. I mean, it's only an 8 Mile drive to get some, if I do, I can start on The Pursuit of Happyness. It's ridiculous. The game industry is becoming a regular Animal Farm. The A.I. in this game isn't great, either. Sorry, Apocalypse, you won't Hook me into your game anytime soon.

[TheSketchK]

Wow, you must've had Balls of Steel to watch the whole video.

[thapoint09]

This game makes me wanna jump Over The Hedge of a building and kill myself.

...well, I tried.

[Redirukod]

Wow, that was a lot of Murder at 1600

[RedSuperSonicNinja0]

Willis likes to jam. How about a Space Jam?

[kakkoiilandamu]

30:52

He burned like a Wicker Man.

[kakkoiilandamu]

It's rage-worthy seeing this game and all you can see is the engine and graphics of a far better Spider-Man game that painted your childhood.

[davidnvn]

Wait...An Other M longplay?

[RobbyTTheTurtle]

Oh by the way... personally I don't think this video deserved a Dead To Rights sadly.

[DragoonBoom]

How many times did they say regular?

[RobbyTTheTurtle]

Surely I'm not the only one, but I loved every second of this video. Because you know in Restupurae videos, Every Second Counts.

[l0s0all]

This is somehow the must stupidest, and at the same time one of the greatest videos they have!

[sagbag]

31:39 I think that's My Dog Skip.

[thapoint09]

Has anyone made the obvious joke with the 20% health?

[mrcrapinson]

Is anybody keeping track how many movies they mentioned?

[proberush]

@mrcrapinson I think it's safe to say there were about three titles per minute, which for 79 minutes gives us 237 titles in total.

[PlanoWestBand0809]

After watching this, I want my Cashback.

[mzxrules]

@PlanoWestBand0809 lol, someone needs to pay the Rent

[GenjiFirefly]

@ 28:15

All bosses should take this long to die.

Spinning camera, and all!

[somahiru]

Dead to Rights.

[crazedlink00]

If this continues I'm goin miss the 3:10 to Yuma

[ReloadXPsi]

Do Electrical Beast's last Mario 64 video god damn it!

[dolotsofacid]

Faced with a deep recession, President Obama moved quickly etc.

[SuperNerd000]

I cant help but wonder at what point they started just listing random movies and games

[nick007junior]

I was waiting for the Falling Down reference, and i was not dissapointed.

[Born2bwire]

Wow, they're having way too much fun with this.

[JTZ731]

After watching this game im gunna go shit Blackwater

[SilverEnchantress]

Bruce Willis' character runs and guns so much that he must not have Happy Feet anymore.

[master2497]

It's amazing how much a rip of Doom this is.

[fushheads]

How could you guys not make a 5th element joke with the flying taxis?

[macr0machine]

Wow, Neversoft got a LOT better by the time they made Tony Hawk's and Spider-man.

[KhadgarsDisciple]

Slowbeef tries too hard to set up his puns. :/

[xdjvenomx]

How fast was Slowbeef googling? Too fast... too furious...

[Woolong742]

Retsupurae is like the modern equivalent of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Somehow, with more awesome.

[PointsofData]

@Woolong742 But less puppets. Which is kinda disappointing.

[dolotsofacid]

@Woolong742 that's what I tell my friends

[yourmajesty90]

@Woolong742 I prefer MST3K, but both are equally awesome :D

[shosh3333]

i got excited when System of a Down's song War came on, but it got cut short as if it were a "Pulp Fiction"

[DivineFlamez]

they were like "Mr fantastic Fox"

[TheGojira84]

Am I the only one who watched the whole thing?

[Chipsdoom]

I /had/ this game. I HAD this game. ...Wow, nostalgia rush.

[evilsonicgoomba]

These jokes are why these two are "The A-team."

[Meloncarty]

The wrongupurae lasted from dusk till dawn.

[imchim]

The Armageddon bit got me.

[SGTHELMER]

Diabetus I felt was a lot better with movie references this video

[Tabletsolarflash]

The lightning looks like something off of Raiden 2.

[TheCoal777]

Oh this game is boring, I'm leaving. Did you know we bought a zoo?



[Pooky1991]

lol omg so many referencesXD

[yushi560]

You know, if Bruce Willis joined a Christian music band, he would be a Jesus Christ Superstar.

[TheLegomania11]

PlayStation games are mostly forgettable?

Slowbeef, your Nobody's Fool. You better start heading North before Sony fans try to take you to court. Don't let them succeed, or they may lay down The Verdict. If they win in court, your legal status will be thrown Over The Hedge.

Okay, fuck this I'm done

[BlastedToitles]

I was pretty surprised to see the White House Under Siege in this game. It was weird going underground though with all those Tremors going on.

I sure hope you can demand compensation for playing this terrible game, If your lawyer can't cut it, talk to My Cousin Vinny.

[MegamanZXer77]

Slowbeef your laugh is hilariously adorable. Other than that little sidetrack, this commentary is absolutely [Bruce Willis reference]

[9Psychoticaly1Yours1]

Good thing my friend didn't wait to show me this The Day After Tomorrow

[PsychoJosh]

55:22 Meet the Fockers? I don't know, I think that's wishful thinking, Slowbeef. Realistically you'd be lucky to Tyler Perry's Meet The Browns.

[TheKlobbinator]

The gameplay's rubbish, the commentary is not spectacular. I'm disappointed.

10/10

[DarkSideRoyalty]

Whoever made this shitty game had NO Dead to Rights... Two.

[Doperwtje81]

I hate it when games end on such a Cliffhanger.

[Doperwtje81]

After this I need me some Anger Management.

[Fushicho01]

There was a lot of Red Steel when he got the flamethrower in the war factory.

[Galkzo]

Chrash bandicoot?

[rizuhbull]

I liked this game :( PS1 games were so fuckin' cool.

[Xenoker]

Arise! This Crime wave was brought to you by the Satanorium - book your Arrival in hell today.

This is your Last Alert, Kaizo Death traps await you ahead.

Be sure to read the Nocturnal letters or Earnest Evans will Star Strike you.

Upon being taken to Nightmare house by Rock Knight, Navgtr said 'I want to be the guy', and Rijno said OK.

All these terrible sequel headaches are making me feel.. trapped.

shinobix.

[captainjluke]

@Xenoker Dead to Rights.

[Ledundeadv66]

@Xenoker I think you've got slowbeef Dead to Rights.

[Archdeco]

And not ONE Bruce Almighty joke.

[prfctzero]

That's The Spirit! After watching that I'm quite the Happy Gilmore. I felt like A Kid in King Arthur's Court! Rock-a-Doodle!

[Nillcox85]

Well, I guess he really is Bruce Almighty

[TyroneDeezy]

That was the most painful 80 minutes of my life.

[glmathgrant]

Comment comment comment comment comment comment movie title comment.

[megatherium01]

Bruce Willis is such a Babe: Pig in the City

[Darknightzaku]

This game isn't bad, it's Superbad.

[Suzaku000]

This game is The Fifth Element of surprise

[CMPinkiePie]

This game sure is an "Arrival To Hell"

[MisterHeroman]

Bruce Willis is really Breaking Bad in this game.

[lllllllllIIIIIIIIIIl]

Bad puns are my favorite bad puns.

[Corrol132]

Nice tags!!

[Fishandchipsguvnah]

I'm pretty sure that's Bruce Willis.

[Fishandchipsguvnah]

Well, maybe.

[6PrinceofDarkness6]

19:14

"You didn't pull all of those out of your ass?"

"What am I? Some kinda 'Rain Man'?"

[solidworm39]

I guess the game developers couldn't get in touch with The Fifth Element.

[hogwash13777]

I'm only 40 minutes in but, I can't believe this, no Bruce Almighty reference?

[StroppySeconds]

This video hit me with a SUDDEN IMPACT, I think this game belongs in THE DEAD POOL.

[Nintendoga]

This game is Last Alert 2 on the PS1, in case anyone's wondering.

[Puppified30]

Let's play Internet Movie Database?

[EponymousKid]

I call bullshit on the prison escape level; at no point did Bruce Willis even attempt to reach Speed Level 4

[DrEatbox]

This game makes me long for A Land Before Time, before everything became such a Rat Race.

[StroppySeconds]

I wonder what kind of rounds Bruce is using, maybe they're incased in a FULLMETAL JACKET.

[potcheese1]

didnt care for this one bit

[ToServeArmadillo]

Bruce!

Almighty, this game is terrible.

[TheDamnedTV]

Its taken me three days to watch this video, but i'll get it done In time

[chaffXgrenade]

So much action... it's practically a SHOOT 'EM UP

[SupaPhly0]

you guys are Crossing The Line

[KantorekBaumerB14]

Chef Excellence approves this game.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

This was easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. The amount of fun they were having was palpable.

[Tytanized]

I didn't know that the Internet Movie Database was a game. Looks pretty epic.

[Neodekapon]

know what this longplay needs, more demolition,man

[Ygdrasel]

"All Playstation games are kinda forgettable..."

Somebody didn't play enough Playstation games.

[Scraxs]

@Ygdrasel Must have been a brain fart. I mean, I've heard him talk about MGS and silent hill a million times before so I can't believe he could only think of ff7 and RE.

[Ygdrasel]

Esteemed actor? Mike Dawson. Obviously.

[AssailantLF]

This video was just SUPER.. Mario 64

[Shadow78954]

this game is so 90's

i fucking love it.

[givemeabreak432]

Shouldn't he be thousands of feet underground after the sewers? 

[cranbury25]

At 17:09 he wanted to see some Private Parts

[Z00keeper54]

I think Neversoft started work on this game, but completely gave up 28 days later.

[25thDaveWalker]

I used to have this game in German, for who knows what reason

[handsomebrick]

@LuwiigiMaster I think Diabetus got that one from Kevin Nealon's "Long Dong Donkey Kong."

[LuwiigiMaster]

@handsomebrick Ah, I see. But you gotta admit the other lines are excellent. In fact, I think they'd make hilarious yet out of place domination lines in TF2. "Hey baby you wanna see something Welltall?"

[CommanderMantis]

I've seen too many movies.

[DaftMigz]

*skips an hour ahead*

still making movie puns

[VGclass]

After watching this, it'll certainly be A Day To Remember.

[Slugbunny]

Well... this was certainly different.

[AssailantLF]

Who didn't have the IMDB page for BW open while this went on?

[TheLinkToTheFuture]

i watched the whole thing to much pop culture reverence for me

luckily there is always A NEW HOPE

[BinaryRaven]

This wrongpurae is just a Mask 2: Son of Mask.

[Algahiem]

If I didn't know better, I'd have thought Michael Bay directed this game.