Pure Michigan: Royal Oak

[majormcjansen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH the lady in the pink tank top who is supposed to be the "lesbian douchebag" is my economics teacher

[MiBurnout]

Funny they forgot to mention the douchebags of all douchebags, the royal joke police!

[jrs89]

soooooo true

Black Finn is douchebag central.

[scrapeape]

God, Blackfinn. The worst. No idea why anyone goes to that place. It belongs in Novi.

[Boonader93]

Sounds about right. Hate downtown Royal Oak. 

[gafftaper89]

I'm from Royal Oak, born and raised, and yes, its true. So many douchebags downtown.

[Collossus212]

Do one on the redwings we deserve to gloat

[Michiganstategem]

good resturants ...support Michigans Rare Michigan State Gem Chlorastrolite can be found on etsy

[augustbuckne717]

This vid is popular on Monrovia

[mikekim777]

Douchebag Royal Oak

[generalcrustard0311]

Im a Michigander- these videos are fuckin great!

[SterlingRose26]

can you please do something on west michigan? maybe along the lines of how much of a freaking let down the dunes are.

[davewelds2]

22 people live in Royal Oak

[hoxymoron]

I love your videos. Keep up the great work.

[pshwhydontyou]

How did Royal Oak manage to beat out Grosse Pointe for douchebaggery..?

[MisterSparty89]

effen hilarious, keep 'em coming!

[CaptainJondlechit]

Royal Oak is a cookie cutter Starbucks McNuggets strip. There used to be some record shops, local businesses. Now it's Yuppie Douchebagville. And the hipsters think they are edgy and deep. A Very accurate video!!

[Forgazi]

@capitanzach I'm also hating on artists, hipsters, bikers, and trendy douchebags. So which one are you?

[wyteice89]

@Forgazi equal oppertunity hater!!! :)

[whitechapel34]

@capitanzach shut up you queer

[MIdreez]

@capitanzach dude it's not about gays it's the tools in royal oak. Why not say "nothing like hating bikers" "nothing like hating hipsters" you're a douchebag, douchebag.

[TreeHead810]

@capitanzach quit crying homo

[CpsLock3]

@capitanzach For now on calling people out on their homophobia means you are hetrerophobic. SO THERE!

[CpsLock3]

@capitanzach I Don't understand... I get it. You think i don't like gey people. I get that enough in my everyday life. Ehhh Im gonna use political correctness against you bawww.

[b52goats]

Sounds like midland.

[BlackLotusLover]

Royal Oak IS a place where douchebags gather.



[LaCritiqueRouge]

This is spot on Pure Michigan right here. When are you going to do Brighton? There's so much to make fun of there. :)

[Srirachaa]

@LaCritiqueRouge I fully agree

[alotofcheese76]

I don't like this video, Royal Oak is dope

[ThePat0307]

0:19 the one in pink is my teacher...

she not a lesbian, but it sure starts a good distracting conversation in school :)

[meggerrrzzzz]

I have to laugh, because I know someone from Royal Oak, and yes, he just so happens to be a douchebag. Couldn't stop laughing when I saw this the first time!

[mrskingsbury71]

I don't recall seeing Noir Leather last time I was in Royal Oak...

[soundenvision]

@mrskingsbury71

It's there.

[Danza6799]

Too true haha

[theprofessional7777]

lmfao!!!!!!!!! fuckin awesome!! bravo!!!!

[mbenzsl2000]

Lol, absolutely hilarious....and unfortunately true.

[cloxwork]

you should do Flint. cuz it's flint.

[elgie1dm]

I WENT THERE LAST NIGHT TO SKYBAR AND THOUGHT I WAS ON AN EPISODE OF JERSEY SHORE. IT WAS TERRIFYING. I DIDNT FIT IN BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE A BUTTON-DOWN SHIRT OPENED TO SHOW MY GOLD CROSS, DARK BLUE JEANS WITH TRENDY RIPS AND CREASES IN THEM, OR POINTY ITALIAN LEATHER BOOTS. ROYAL OAK IS CONSUMER CULTURE TO THE MAX AND WHY THE USA IS GOING TO SUFFER IN THE FUTURE.

[unwantednum9]

@elgie1dm Caps lock isn't cruise control

[Bwahaha8036]

hahahah!!!

Do one for Waterford. Fast becoming overrun by gangstas and illegals..

[alanrburt]

After watching a lot of your videos i figured it out. you are indeed yourself a fruity gay bastared. and your hateful and mean and im flagging a alot of the videos as we speak

[skate323k137]

@alanrburt fuck off, douchebag

[felreaverguy]

@alanrburt no, you are a bastared, why dont people take comedy seriousely? why cant i tell if your trolling or not?

[Sawbones12]

I find it funny how on every one of these videos, one of the top-rated comments is praising it and the other is bashing it.

[stephaniebarney]

I love that Thai place

[ricofromtexas015]

Could you please spoof on saginaw or baycity that would be fucking hilarious!!!!!

[MsSabrinaLee]

Right On!

[1776coon2]

Do one on grosse Ile

[theifzz]

Haha that's my bike in the final pic =P

[JavonteTreble]

LMFAO

[uberumano]

I laughed, I cried. I hurled. Fucking nailed it.

[RallyKey]

gay, hipster, artsy douche bags all part of the homosexual community

[giseba7]

The epicenter of douchebags! Haha!

Really, a lot of people that live there aren't on main st.

Underground ;)



[demchak01]

Lmfao. I live in RO, born and raised. Hate bike nights. If there are so many DB s here, why do so many hot chicks flock here everynite? I mean, they flock here, en masse, groups of them. Maybe if they stopped all the babes from coming here at the city limits, maybe the DB s would go back to their parents houses and jerk off. I like my downtown, DB s and all. Don't hate RO cause you don't know how or can't get laid here. Try you're luck in Novi...

[ugibomb]

@demchak01 You used the wrong form of "your"... Faggot.

[dsnfldgfds]

@demchak01 cause ur a douchebag

[xhamlin]

@demchak01

That's cuz lots of hot chicks like douchebags, douchebag. But just because hot chicks like douchebags is not a reason to be a douchebag.

[monkeynuts76]

WHEN IN ROYAL OAK VISIT THE BLUE OYSTER BAR

[707Drews]

0:37 Is that Mike Valenti?

[LordNorbermort]

there was a time, long long ago when Royal Oak wasn't filled with such Douchebagary...when stores like "cats meow" existed...now there's salons and wine bars at every corner, all frequented by nose-in-the-air wannabe trendy hipster douche bags. I hope your $700,000 lofts cave-in under the weight of your pretentiousness.

[crkopacz]

@LordNorbermort - Can I "thumbs up" this comment like 1000 times? I wonder if anyone even remembers what it used to be like...

[48030Svatz]

douchebags downtown, white trash all around. welcome to royal oak, hate living in this shit hole

[fighterjetfreak09]

haha i live in warren and worked in royal oak for awhile and have had to drive through downtown a couple times and this video does not lie! lmfao!!!

[MrEyerah]

Sorry Forgazi, I may have been the reason this video was pulled once....last summer I sent this video to Dave & Chuck The Freak on 89x and they loved it so much they played it on the air. The next day I noticed the video was gone...so glad to see you keep putting it up though cause it's one of the greats on YouTube.

[ThePoliticalMusician]

lol I was born in Royal Oak XD My music school is located not far from downtown Royal Oak.

[MDR5288]

I want to go to this "Blackfinn" and troll on some douchebags.

[NFCBradyfan12]

You know I've always pondered at why the fuck would anyone want to hang out at Royal Oak. Seriously, it's the Michigan version of San Fransisco. I seriously hate Royal Oak for everything it stands.

[prepschoolkid]

@NFCBradyfan12 lol why you mad tho

[NFCBradyfan12]

@prepschoolkid Well, it's like everything that was said in the video. It's one of the dumbest cities to be hanging around at. I'm not really mad, I'm just irritated at how this state has gone to hell.

[prepschoolkid]

@NFCBradyfan12 I kind of like Royal Oak, downtown Birmingham can get pretty ghetto at night.

[Stigmatainmypants]

@prepschoolkid Yeah, i enjoy Royal Oak, between the Music theatre and the Movie theatre.

[itsmattlee]

HAHAHA 0:08

the censored the guy with sunglasses but not the ones without sunglasses...

[jondough7777777]

lot of truth in this video

[teskeej]

Blackfinn is the douche bag capitol of Cincinnati too! See, Michigan, we're not so different!

[chica476]

It seems like any one can be pegged as a douche bag these days. Even the ones who are'nt really that mean to begin with. It seems to me, that asshats who are way too insecure with themselves refer to other people demeaningly as douche bags in order to be troll-like... not necessarily to call attention to the character of the targeted person.

[bloomquist12345]

stupid not creative

[WesleyBoynton]

Yep. Grew up here, was downtown every day. Pretty accurate.

[thestuff48315]

16 Douche Bags did not like this video

[jacksite2007]

-"Jumbo"

-"I'm from Michigan"

-"Great"

:D

[TheGameplayHQ]

lmfao

[PauleyDucati]

LMAO! I Love how there's a v6 Mustang and a Ninja 250 as it pans out of Black Finn...those are generally driven/ridden by D-Bags! Awesome

[YouCanCallMeAl1022]

I live in Royal Oak---and it's SO FUCKING TRUE.

[GNaj617]

I live here as well, and true not EVERYONE is a douchebag. Nearly though. The sad part is that most of them don't live in the city proper.

[deat3456w]

so fucking true

[mbenzsl2000]

Classic.

yes its all true

[pica6888]

I don't think this is funny at all. As a matter a fact I think it's disgusting.

[jtwith]

@pica6888 you must be a douchebag

[pica6888]

@jtwith and you must be an asshole.

[jtwith]

@pica6888 No, because if you're offended by this video which is meant to be funny then you need to lighten up.

[pica6888]

@jtwith There is nothing funny about this video and if you think this is funny your sick.

[jtwith]

@pica6888 *you're

and how is it sick that i like this video? you act like it's making fun of children dying of a disease or something. it's not even a serious subject matter...calm the hell down.

[ekserchina]

@pica6888 How is this not funny? I know some people would be offended but it's truly funny to people that have grown up in Royal Oak and know that 99% of the douchebags don't really live in Royal Oak although it's getting worse with time. I don't mean to offend you in any way but this is funny and true.

[danielngayla]

This is true. I even saw some douchebag filming normal people in Royal Oak.

[spectacularrx52]

@danielngayla LOL

[TheRodFarva]

0:05 nice v-neck. 

[MuscleeStud]

EXCELLENT

[37StudiosDetroit]

this didn't even come close to showing how douchey royal oak is. i live here, and i it's WAY worse than this video captured. take this one down and make a new one where you get the coffee shop doing homework in public douches, the gothy icp disturbed douches, the artsy fartsy pseudo hippy sidewalk musician douches, the older than sin bar fly douches, the CHECK ME OUT IM RIDING MY BIKE douches, the CHECK ME OUT IM SOME KIND OF UNCHARTED SEXUALITY douches... oh man the list just goes on and on.

[psychol337]

Calling Royal Oak the epicenter of douchebaggery is an insult to Douchebags everywhere.

[Pemcilman]

HA! I live here... cant lie its sorta true, though we're not all douchebags, there are still alot

[deanie109]

you are a faggot Forgazi, don't act like you know R.O. when you come to our city to drink at our bar's. If you don't like it then stay out. Thats one less douchebag on my city.

[Levering87]

@deanie109 Really? Sounds like the douchebag comment touched a nerve. Chill out, its all in good fun. All of us in every town in Michigan can relate to these videos.

[blueeagle48180]

Lol

wait. That isn't a douchebag thing to say type, is it?

[tmmerlo]

It does seriously bum me out how lame RO is now compared to how it used to be. I'm hanging out in Detroit now. There's actually some really cool bars there, it's not that far and you don't need a fucking "dance permit" like you now do in ro. Remember when 5th avenue used to be cool? Not anymore, they still aren't approved for their "dance permit". Total Fail.

[cursedlemon]

Royal Oak may be a douchebag hub, but I still love it. Lindell Ice Arena used to be my second home.

[ChuckG92]

Douchebags evereywhere! We're Jersey-fied!

[HurleyJ4]

everything was accurate except those are not hipsters, those are just bros; there's a difference

[eveta1980]

I can't like this video enough .. freaking awesome! love all the pure Michigan videos .. keep em coming!

[kkct7]

RO used to be cool until a bunch of posers moved there and turned it into douchebag central

[vikingluv7]

@kkct7 yeah, RO was good in the late 90's. It's all bro's and bikers and baby-boomers at shitty wine bars now.

[solocamlad]

Funny!

[elvynlord123]

I work in Downtown Royal Oak at astoria pastry shop and I have to agree with you 100% these rich douchebags go to bars/restuarants i e blackfinn get drunk then come up and cause trouble in the store.

[13ftfall]

pure genius!

[cycrak1]

hahaha at 1:02 on the right is a douche bag named Ryan Drutchess that graduated from lahser in 03, what a douche bag

[sangerrat]

So true. LMAO

[gopconservative78]

These are softies....compared to Jersey Shore guidos

[bober629]

I LIVE HERE! WE ARE NOT ALL THAT WAY!!

[MorganMcCann]

I like the mustang at :49 

[ThatsMsAbbey]

I think one of the biker guys was on the Michigan sex offenders list...hmmm

[lebaneseameer]

I like these ones, but all I hear is douchebags!! Be a bit more original, or is this douchebag running out of ideas?

[roter99]

Douchbag Don Bogart is the douchiest douch of them all in royal oak.

[DaMaestroable]

LOL first time I have ever heard the word "douchebaggery" used.

[trinketbox1]

Greatest status symbol on earth . . . an over-sized moped!

[taylorjtaylorj]

You disgusting, vulgar man.

[jericho51166]

I love black fin... I live like 30 min from there.

[loveRpattz]

This made me laugh

so hard.

And it's so true! We're all douchebags!

[loveRpattz]

This made me laugh

so fucking hard.

And it's so true! We're all douchebags!

[VonJon773]

yeah i live in royal oak everyone is a douchebag hey even im a douchebag

[fuxbox]

hahah i thought i was the only one that thought royal oak was pure douche

[shuntos]

Guess it's time for LSSU to ban the word "douchebag." It has just been used to describe people from every walk of life. I'll miss it and its variants.

RIP Douchebag, 1963-2011.

[patriotfront]

This video is genuine & honest. Sorry douchebags.

[stephanienyc1]

HAHAHA. Damn. These are the same douchebags that have taken over NYC. :( :(

Douchebags....of the year.

[romaczech75]

@stephanienyc1 Agreed! I left SE MI 10 years ago to get away from them & they just folllowed.

[broncodrew]

@romaczech75 You must live in Dallas!

[shannonthomps]

....also pardon me for posting twice but by computer got hung up and I really wanted to be sure I posted!

[shannonthomps]

Dear Mr Bag or should I just call you douch? wow...it would appear that your lack of intellect is match by the lack of your vocabulary. So it might be a good idea if your not only broaden your horizons but also your tolerance!

[shannonthomps]

wow...it would appear that your lack of intellect is match by the lack of your vocabulary.  So it might be a good idea if your not only broaden your horizons but also your tolerance!

[mike26wr]

8 people seen themselves in this video

[XIXColemanXIX]

0:13, guy on the right, Are you serious, that guy look like a complete douche hole, i wanna hit em.

[ekserchina]

I love this video although I live in Royal Oak. Royal Oak had turned into the 2nd Birmingham and Ferndale into what Royal Oak used to be in the 90's. There are truly way too many douche bags in RO. Close down Blackfinn and get the douche bags out!

[GrantH527]

Prontos.

Royal Oak people know what I mean.

[peguinetoes]

You are so GD funny......Pure Michigan' ....so true.......hahahahaha

[bigjim10011]

Yeah Royal Oak is like a mini San Francisco. Smug, arrogant assholes galore. It's good that they all congregate in one place though. That way we can stay clear of that duchebagery area.

[Imagolfer4real]

@bigjim10011 Comparing Royal Joke to San Francisco is like comparing a Prius to a Bentley.

[bigjim10011]

At the end you should have switched it: Royal Oak, duchebags, pure Michigan.

[CrazyIvan1337]

Oh, and you forgot to mention HOOKAH JOE'S! LOLOLOLOL EPIC DOUCHEBAG EPICENTER!!!!

[CrazyIvan1337]

Hahaha, I live not far from R.O., and I honestly agree with this BIG TIME. It really is true. Michigan needs to purge the douches. Like, now. lol

[guyNbluejeans]

Turd.

[colvinhouse]

I live in Royal Oak lmao and I AGREE with this video. They ARE douchebags lmao.

[adrimybaby]

lol awesome, I think most people are douchebags though, i dont think it has much to do with royal oak being at the end of my street though...... or does it?

[JohnnyTiDo]

hahaha i was just thinking this the other day! Haha still, it doesn't stop me from going to Royal Oak every once in a while, which probably then makes me a........

[ConalCochran]

Royal Joke.

[joeytrimble]

LMAO at the moped comment

[SillyLetters]

my schools in royal oak and i love it and all of its douche bags tooo :D

[xokylieox841]

ha this is funny even when i live in royal oak

[preziosa37]

I love the word douchebagery...fucking awesome

[Imagolfer4real]

I hate the bikers, biggest d-bags ever!

[SomeJackass29]

@Imagolfer4real Agreed. But which group is the most douche, the choppers or the crotch rockets? My vote goes to the rockets. They need to figure out that going fast on two wheels doesn't make one's penis any bigger.

[wiregirl12]

@SomeJackass29 I agree it's the crotch rockets. Have you seen how the fly down I-75? Seems once a week a swarm of them (yes, swarm) will fly past us, weaving in and out of traffic going more than 90 - cuz I'm going 75-80 and they pass me and vanish.

[SomeJackass29]

@wiregirl12 yes, I certainly have noticed that. You are definitely a wise girl, wiregirl.

[johehockey]

hahaha so true

[abergethirty]

I used live in Royal Oak back in the 80's and had no idea there was so many douchebags there.