GREEN PORNO: EARTHWORM

[TheJesterHaHa]

My dick is confused.

[Kctang1130]

Not sure if serious, or hilarious.

[kunivin999]

How did I get here... ?

[rexadelic]

What the fuck am I watching

[Kuriyama]

O so thats what that ring thing on a worm is

[rilakkuma7x]

I have the weirdest boner right now

[BlackSupraC2]

@rilakkuma7x hahahahahaha

[ShelbyGuitar8]

69...



[0alightinaugust0]

brilliant



[evercharmer]

That was some of the weirdest shit I ever watched.

[sweet58441]

Im scared

[jennyrgar]

the worms look like dna parts

[jradetzky]

this is outright disgusting

but I love it!

[aquatick]

is this tenticle pronz?

[bandgeekak87]

Wtf am I watching?! And why can't I turn away!! T_T

[TheCheerPerson12345]

where is she from??????????????????????????­????/

[MyStarsYourNight]

I've watched all of them and am now sad. :(

[Turbine68]

@MyStarsYourNight why so sad? is it that you want more green porno?

[PimpMyParadigm]

JUST PRESS 1:11

AGAIN!

[cottoncandy125]

i had to watch this in biology class today b/c we were learning about animal reproduction... and before the teacher told us about this he asked, " who wants to watch a porno?"

[DonutsandSoda]

Do science nerds jerk off to this?

[Bitcheskilloar]

This is so scary , i am gonna die O.o .

[MusicWavesMan]

worms have both sexual organs, they don't need a partner.

[Myleso]

The first line of script is factually incorrect.

[solshine26]

earthworms have a brain

[sarsfieldusmc]

worms have a ganglia, similar to a brain

[dathill]

so creepy

[bugaboo810]

this needs more than just 500,000 views xD

[pygrre35]

flamme ö démocratie 9_.Ö poron_vert social

[numbrnineteen]

I wonder what this chick is like to make sex with? she probably explains everything as it happens

[Ashmeet908]

I am not going fishing, ever. I am not going to the garden in the rain, ever. Ever.

[Erinsanity]

I threw up.

[weesnurfaable]

"id have a long slimy body like a jew "

LOL wtf?

[xxkatehj08xx]

@weesnurfaable tube, not jew.

[Darvami]

@weesnurfaable "like a tube" not a jew

[bradkey98765]

@weesnurfaable I can only hear that as "I would have a long slimy body like a tube", however transcibe audio says she says, "That would have a long slimy buddy let you"

[Miakosamuio]

@weesnurfaable It says tube lol

[Benjammin911]

@weesnurfaable NOT! she said: "I would have a long slimy body, like a TUBE." omg...

[CiatriSonnel]

@weesnurfaable

She said 'tube' I think XD

[jenheartgiraffe]

so that's how they do it

[KarynMaus]

i thing theres something wrong with this video!

from the wormkokon there is only one wormbaby coming out!

[meadmiester]

puked

[bingwen514]

0.23



[666awesome666]

Oligochaetes FTW

[meltdovn24]

this is fucking retarded and the duck thing is just creepy. and who likes this must reaaaaaaaaaaaly like animals and i mean reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalyyyyyyyy like them

[karmenjay]

@meltdovn24 what a comment :/

[PlalalaP]

Earthworms do have a brain. It's just a simple brain. and i thought that the clitellum sheds a membranous cocoon w sticky fluid, and the cocoon is the thing that has the eggs laid in it and then collects the sperm when it passes the receptacles, and then slips free over the worms head?

[cozymonk]

@PlalalaP it's more of a cluster of nerves than a brain.

[PlalalaP]

@cozymonk :)i think they call it a simple brain?

[mmmmmarcus]

0:19 Christopher walken in drag?

[irulenano]

I came.

[dustobusto]

@irulenano hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[franklanguage]

Isabella Rossellini is the best woman they could have possibly gotten; I've always liked her, and she's hotter than ever.

[h1g2b3]

emafrodite... like lady gaga or what haha

[AltsasuarraUnai]

Wow..

[zeddblue]

im so hooked on this stuff. love it!

[karmenjay]

@zeddblue I agree! It's fabulous!

[squirel130]

lmao in the 69 position

[BrixFlix]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[raffa0001]

fucking disturbing

[ISpillMyDrink]

It sounded like Jew to me :/

[sizzlesnaps]

This is suppose to be advante garde stuff. Weird, but interesting.

[thescaryman]

0:33 it seems like silence of the lambs all over again

[Andiii187]

WTF is this ???? :O:O:O

[bryanktan]

At 0:22, I think she said "Tube," not Jew. It's her thick Italian accent that makes it sound like Jew.

[FungusMossGnosis]

These Green Pornos have more in common with Cronenberg than Lynch, but at the end of the day they are pure Isabella Rossellini. Our leading autour of insect sex shorts.

[RockinAnimz]

That was an... educational experience.

[imthedude6789]

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

[AnonymousTortilla]

Thats gross..

[RedDragoncombatzone]

shits fucked up

[baggedyman]

I thought she said:

"If I were an earthworm . . . I would have no brain, I would have a long, slimy body like a Jew."

[JenniferMiller1993]

0:22 I thought she said like a Jew...

[DivineMoleculeDMT]

Now this would get kids attention in school. XD

[pylon526]

why the fuck did i watch this?

[rex2074]

i fucking hate arcade fire- sticking it in my face as much as you are only makes me hate them more.

[XSK8xD]

what..... the fuck?

[NarutoUzumakiKyuubi]

Oh geeze xD; At first I thought she said "I would have a long slimy body like a Jew."

[MrBloodproduction]

(0_0) <thats all i have to say

[NowetGREENway]

another video I can not use in bio class.

[bloodshotcold]

all i have to say is...what the hell....

[Psychedalien]

Fantasishc mooi!!10/10

[Theultimatedemifan2]

Oh my heck!!! gross!

[BestOfMozart]

...In a 69 position. HAHAHAH!

[fifogeq]

omg get a life

[mookaball]

wow., did she realy have to say it so creepy...O__o

"in the 69 position..." *creepy smirk*

[potsnpans24]

"long slimy body like a tube"

[Toracube]

Didn't know she was doing this now. Brilliant.

[LEtSViBEX]

did she say like a jew? hahahah.

[makmegs]

how rude!

[carolynoify]

i'm sorry, this is just creepy even if it's supposed to be educational hahahaha

[ViriAdri]

fuqqkinq creepy ass shit fuqqkinq weirdo lmfao xD

[scraperindustry]

LOL lady, that's awesome. XD

[ludwigvan17]

"...I would have a long, slimy body like a jew..." hahahahahahaha

[anonwillprevail247]

@ludwigvan17 thats what i thought she said to xD

[crispycrab]

@ludwigvan17 HAha you guys are deaf.

[melsabum]

wtfreak

[platinumblondebiatch]

she's a genius, but is a total freak

[anonwillprevail247]

i would have a long slimy body like a jew? how rude!

[dommiesgrl]

@anonwillprevail247 She said 'like a tube'. She just has a slight accent. xD

[randombeibe]

@anonwillprevail247 she ment tube. i think

[tmarilena]

i never knew that

[sodakandy]

Where can i watch full episodes

[cclifton45]

when she said "tube" i had to clcik back and rewatch it because i thought she sais "jew" @0:24

[supalexboo]

@cclifton45 lol, same here! i thought she said like a long slimy jew. and i was like WOAH. :O

[heyheyheyloser84]

@cclifton45 me too!!!! lol

[sarathesquish]

@cclifton45 ME TOO!!!!!!!

[patrick560sl]

hahahahahahahahahha

[teserut2]

I'm scarred for life, that was screwed up O.O

[no1cares214]

"een de sixty nine position ;)"

[americanrhino]

Chacme, what you fail to understand is that this is just supposed to be a kooky, yet informative, program. Not necessarily for children (as you say). Don't take it so seriously.

PS: if you'd prefer to watch Two girls one cup over something else, you should probably get your head checked...

PPS: Learn to spell

[chaceme]

AM I the only one here with my jaw on the ground??!!! This is some really creepy, nasty, disgusting shit!!! It's like she's in customs for kids!!!!!!, but .............. (I'm at a lost for words. And then the voice!! AND THEN............... the nasty bitch is about fifty looking like she wants to be an worn to fuck. WTF????????? UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHhhhhhhhhh Dude i just lost mt lunch! I rather watch two girls and a cup, before this!!! OMG!!!

[cmwalker84]

fascinating... and sexy!

[cecillbill]

To make babies...I have to mate...in the 69 position.

Earthworms ftw!

[TubesOfRed]

seen her on a chat show...she is so serious about it!

[Cerrillafied]

LOL> ITS A FUNNY EDUCATION THINGY LOL

[cjwright79]

What a bizarre, creepy, and delightful little short.

[Spivias]

too weird....

[veronicamalki]

I think she said like a "tube"... not a Jew...

[setustraight]

In the 69 position...sounds sexy. Lets watch some hot green pornos.

[epiclikevictor]

rofl 5 star

[xREBECCAx123]

wtf

[AlienZygote010]

LOL!!! it sounded like she said i would have a long slimy body like a jew. LOL

[aprilxoxoxx]

1:09 <33

[5n33ky]

WTF!!!

[FrannieTheGrannie]

doodlebug!!

[pepsi1649]

I just got my green porno name!

It's "Angel Dorsal"

How cool is that?! ;)

[addab]

Like a Tube XD

[Cobra666Commander]

Wait...did she say long slimy body...like JEW? Never mind this is great.

[AlienZygote010]

i noticed that too. lol. i am a jew and i think it's funny.

[LocustaVampa]

Isabella makes me a very happy erfworms

[UnsociableZombieFoxx]

LOL this was pretty funny, and actually informative! I never knew how worms reproduced until this!

[cocoromoo]

next lady gag costume?

[Cobra666Commander]

This is fucking worthless crap art. Fuck this shit. Fuck you faux intellectuals. I hope you are raped and murdered.

[massimogoverno]

learn italian and traslate if you got a brain:

fottiti coglione senza cervello! :) see ya..

[kitkat12340]

0:35-0:37 = THE BEST

[crapo]

so is this art because of her accent?

[beersoffire]

this video has shown me how disgusting worms are and why we need to exterminate all of them

[vidsnobodylikes]

most of the worlds plants would die without them

[sullivanmc]

WOW. That's pretty educational and disturbing all at once! Fantastic!

[AznBrit]

this is pretty gross :S

[capsBeatz]

wtf! jews dont have long slimy bodies. thats fucked up!

btw check out my beats, guarantee youll love them!

[jolezpringo]

%% Look it before this video : bit,ly/2YzOT4 Amazing ????

[SaEgErTuBe]

Like a Jew

[BiscuitGod2]

like a tube

[Wiscy87]

sorry, but the part with the clitellum is wrong...

The cocoon, or egg case, is secreted by the clitellum band which is near the front of the worm, but behind the spermathecae. Some time after copulation, long after the worms have separated, the clitellum secretes the cocoon which forms a ring around the worm.

[holisticproselitism]

I don't get it. The clitellum is like the hard exterior of an egg? ¿How the worm subject and move the clitellum? ¿Does it have hairs? ¿Is it fixed 360 degrees around the worm?

[holisticproselitism]

I don't get it. ¿Does the worm have hairs? ¿How it move the clitellum around itself? ¿Is the clitellum like the hard external part of an egg? ¿Why it uses the head to spermatize it? ¿How it's posible to defecate your own genital organs? I don't get it.

[jenksmaster]

not true!

[KrakenZero]

wow I always wondered what that bandaid looking piece on worms was

[ringodingo]

She is amazing.

[RetroRomantikk]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SOOOOOOO FUC*ING FUNNY !!!!!!! specially when she looks serious as hell and says "in da 69 position" !!!!!  isabella, i LOVE you lol.........your funny as fuc* !

[elvenlove]

Hilarious! I love it. And I learned something! Good day.

[zafff13]

what the hell she says?

"i'd have a long slimy body like a jew" ?!

[jinsun0411]

like a tube

[monikafabian829]

ha, i thought she said that too!

[charademaru]

lol, I thought that was what she said too. It's "like a tube".

[lizapoo]

i thought thats what she said too! haha! i played it like 4 times... i couldnt believe it. then i read that she says tube. haha

[BAZHE]

great

[phmud]

ah good on ya. pretty colours. but i'd watch david att. if i wanted to learn anything.

[Hatskoi]

...well she has issues ... i think she even gets alil bit turned on while talking about worm sex and snail sex

[fabifly]

lol @ squirting worm anus *makes raspberry noise*

[sacherie]

hahahaha whhhaaaaattt was thattttt???? o_O

[AstridVonAij]

Saucy 69!

xo- Astrid

[MyassWins]

I honestly did not know that.

[earthworm85]

huh?

[Ekim80808]

Very interesting

[RegressLess]

disgusting... and AWESOME!

[Darkness113]

8D i wish my classes would be this informative in such an interesting way :]

[hosweetim89]

This is too hard to fap to.

[AcezaSpadez]

hmmmm, informative, theres my lesson for today :D