Mountain Dew Markets Futuristic Fascist Police State

[AsciiSillyQuestion]

Vote Dwayne Elizondo Herbert Mountain Dew Camacho for president 2012!!!!

[retroact1ve]

hmmm I like how it seems to rail against large greedy corporations, umm Pepsi -Mt. Dew aren't you one of those greedy corporations....

[retroact1ve]

for fucks sake Pepsi has a huge humanitarian problem overseas, using up all the water of some third world countries to make soda and making people who depend on that water dehydrate... I applaud Pepsi on their hypocrisy second only to Obama.

[KingRadbadical1988]

@retroact1ve That doesn't make sense. Wouldn't it be cheaper to use water in a Great Lake state? Why would they go to a "third world" country to get water when it would be cheapest to get it from a plant in Ohio or Pennsylvania or Southern Ontario or Michigan?

[50calsyndicate]

again just telling us to our faces exactly whats going on. just listen to the opening lines!

[araless]

that is disgusting. Just obvious manipulation of your emotions using cliche imagery. I'm really disgusted. I'm so glad I don't have cable or satelite.

[Shlogger]

hahahaha....so don't miss tv...i love how majestic the dude looks at the end when he's jumping into that water...my god...hahahah....man....absolu­tely nothing is sacred....

[zerothought]

Pardon me as I recoil in horror... THIS is why I got rid of my TV. I don't miss it either.

[kbentz108]

PEOPLE! Free yourselves from the system! Rage against conformity! Drink Mountain Dew! Make those greedy corporate slugs even richer! This is beyond stupid.

[edyken77]

Teh Lame. They use the imagery of Terminator and some 'rebel with a skateboard' to make it seem like the public has the choice to side with the rebel cause of a new Mtn. Dew color or go with the established corporate color of nasty green. Your choice America. But in the end, the chemicals used to color the soda will still give you cancer. Whats sad is I still drink the shit because cola deteriorates your kidneys (phosphoric acid is bad for your guts kids). Pick your poison America.

[daf867]

I think that would be a cool video game there are two worlds one with magic and stuff and the other with guns and police

[XanatharEye]

It's calld Arcanum, the BG people made it.

[1dala]

its like looking in a mirror.

[thinknic]

restore the spirit of man! by... making a new... mountain dew...?

[crownstupid]

I just threw up in my mouth

[USER1138B]

Unbelievable.

Are people really this stupid? If so, it's because soulless corporations like MD have convinced them that fighting soulless corporations is as easy as buying the "no soulless corporations!" button from a soulless corporation. What's next, Satan selling a soda called "Say No to Evil!"

What's worse is that morons who fall for this will grow up thinking that exercising democratic rights means choosing what to buy. But really, what difference does it make? It's a two-soda system!

[Millipedecult]

Fuck mtn Dew in its little mouth opening! after you punch its teef out!

[ISinisterI]

lame

[daasianfrobbeast]

at :12 is the poster it shows the cover art for the new Jimmy Eat World CD

[rafaelnoexiste]

i think that's the worst piece of shit I've seen in my whole life.

DEWmocracy? what a joke.

fucking publicists should get raped by rabid dogs.

[raidersin2007]

i love this game! i play it during work all the time, also have the create your own flavor concept. very intriguing.

[picoyau]

Doesn't matter, due to the fact that millions of people still buy their drinks anyway.

[barnroad]

This is disgusting. Picking the color of this tooth rotting soda is compared to the American Revolution...

[walshman64]

ooo! I wanna be a mountain dew cop and chase a solitary soda terrorist in packs of four! No wait, 70! Ooo!

[morph988]

Message: Aaaaah, c'mon guys, fascism ain't so bad...

[thecalebman]

These owners of pepsi know what's going on, and they know what they're doing. You see, they forecast this totalitarian future in a commercial so that people think it's only fiction because they saw it in a commercial. It turns out that seemingly all owners of fortune 500 companies are aligned with high level freemasonry, hence they are willfully serving their (jesuit, to my belief) masters.

[jondough83]

crazyness

[TheHillbillaryShow]

I'll hush up my mug when you give me a jug of that good ole Mountain Dew.

Mountain Dew, It'll jiggle your innards!

[bubbazametti]

Do the DOO what a bunch of $#!T

[NoahHoe]

yea, sad that all this shit is about to happen in 10 years.

i plan on revolting by then or packing up and living in the woods.

[Qslugs]

Color, label and taste... All comes from the same trough.

08 elections anyone?

[CounterRevolutionary]

I heard on Glen Beck that 9 out of 10 domestic terrorists prefer Mountain Dew, but 10 out of 10 Neocons like Surge.

[allenamerica]

this kind of media critique is like super 90s. maybe you work for mountain dew dude you put their ad on youtube

[kuwiguy]

Ironic coming from a CORPORATE company that must want to give you the illusion that you're actually doing something for democracy by voting on a bottle design. too unreal. Oh and yeah, Vote Ron Paul! if you have a brain!

[Aiursrage2k]

Dewpocracy -- tastes like liquid shit

[cincinnatusnow]

Seems kinda ironic.The corps have done more to destroy democracy with all their interference in gov.Now they come up with DEWmocracy? gimme a break.

[polandrulez]

These comercials are becoing more and more ridiculous every day; they say mountain dew is what gives our counry it's freedom and creativity. *sigh* they really need to shut the fuck up with these hipocritical comercials trying to appeal to America.

[dp0Garfield]

dude its just a promo commercial fuck

[serendipitydumpling]

That's fucked up.

[aphexmandelbrot]

How do I choose the Mountain Dew that doesn't kill 1.2 million Pepsi drinkers in another country?

Or cost the company 1.3 billion dollars a day in debt?

I'm straining for soft drink metaphors.

[sskids1]

er, pepsi makes mountaind dew.....

[aphexmandelbrot]

Then switch the reference to Coke for added clarity.

[sskids1]

Nope. It still dosent make sense. If Coke had Mountain Dew's secret sugar(er, sweetener) under thier feet then maybe... just maybe.....

[aphexmandelbrot]

It was a metaphor for Iraq.

Comment had nothing to do with soda.

Thus, "I'm straining for soft drink metaphors".

[sskids1]

I know it ws a metaphor for Iraq. I was elaborating on yor comment. The reason for Pepsis occupation was because they had the secret sugar(OIL). Duh

Its gotta be the water.....

[aphexmandelbrot]

Wow. I'm more dense than normal, today.

Touche, sir. heh.

[MetalGearSolidYee]

I want all color =D!! Good idea rainbow color sweet

[wildgift2]

Run from the ICE raid you illegal soda drinker!

[arlopickens]

The most unbelievable bit of this commercial is when the guy finds one glass bottle instead of ten million plastic bottles and disposable diapers.

"Elixir of freedom"...

[impaler999]

democracy sux

[aphexmandelbrot]

Your alternative suggestion?

[dingusmungus]

It's called a limited representitive republic.

[lostinmaya]

As if creating a new look for over-caffinated sugar water is going to help a dam thing.

I agree that they should popularize the difference between the internet and the outer world (which is run by the media).

And isn't this Ron Paul's biggest obstacle?

[LusikkaMage]

New mountain dew flavors are always teh sheet. I'll try anything with the mountain dew label on it, lawl. P:

I don't think it's going to do much to get people who aren't already mountain dew/other-sugar-water drinkers, though.

[88tubes]

They said Jesse Ventura, could not win the Govenor seat in Mn. And he kicked butt. Dr. Ron Paul can, and well, shock the world too. If you really want to help the Middle East, donate and,join the r3volution.