a guy walks in the bar with a bucket of shit and a buckets of cats he walks in to the bar and throws up some shit and shoots it and bites off a cats head and the bartender asked him what hes doing and he said i like to shoot shit and eat pussys
I got a $100 ticket for riding my bike through a stop sign on a college campus today, and this guy is exactly right, "did you win your job in a raffle?"
Heard the story of someone who got addressed by a cop while waiting for a traffic light. The cop said: madam the lights on your bicycle aren't burning.
The woman responded with: And... once I put my bike in motion they will start burning once again.
Hell Yeah! Burbank cops are racist piece of shit scum! It's too bad the one and only Burbank cop who tried to bring to light BPD's bullshit had to perish.
"I got a dark blue shirt, I'll be a cop today!" XD This guy is absolutely awesome.
crazybeanable 1 day ago
a guy walks in the bar with a bucket of shit and a buckets of cats he walks in to the bar and throws up some shit and shoots it and bites off a cats head and the bartender asked him what hes doing and he said i like to shoot shit and eat pussys
siner117 1 year ago
He's incredibly intelligent.
JayLovePlaysGuitar 1 year ago 2
I got a $100 ticket for riding my bike through a stop sign on a college campus today, and this guy is exactly right, "did you win your job in a raffle?"
tracehazarrrrd 1 year ago
more...more Burbank jokes!!!
TacticalHelp 1 year ago
Heard the story of someone who got addressed by a cop while waiting for a traffic light. The cop said: madam the lights on your bicycle aren't burning.
The woman responded with: And... once I put my bike in motion they will start burning once again.
The cop apparently never heard of a dynamo.
madcomic80 1 year ago 5
@madcomic80 Youtube is not for British people. logoff please.
kenhoyt 1 year ago
@kenhoyt I'm not British.
Thinking without a brain, doesn't it hurt?
madcomic80 1 year ago
love this guy
so funny!
xxnmcxx 2 years ago
and it's so true.
shakaama 2 years ago
holy fuck. hahaha
jacobomg 2 years ago
Hell Yeah! Burbank cops are racist piece of shit scum! It's too bad the one and only Burbank cop who tried to bring to light BPD's bullshit had to perish.
fazzlekrap 2 years ago 3
he is even better live
lilgreekgrl 2 years ago
god i love this guy.
zer0nix 2 years ago
I was having a terrible day until i watched this!!! This guy is comedy gold!
EviljokerSTI 3 years ago 22