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  • expert village sure are a lame bunch of loosers rofl

  • I bet this guy knows where all the parties are at on Friday night!

  • Man,and I tought there guitar vids are bad...

  • he's like crispin glover but the serious version...

  • In fairness he's claiming to be an expert in Dungeons & Dragons. He's not claimimg to be an expert at presenting videos.

  • For daunted absolute newcomers, it wouldn't be a bad idea to try a computer game version like NeverWinterNights 2 (and even expansion packs "Mask of the Betrayer" and "Storm Of Zehir" to add functionality). NWN2, with its well working ruleset, was released between 2006 and 2009, in plenty time for this video.

    Then, once you tried the easy computer route, with its helpful manuals etc, go spend money on a board game version like in the video.

  • good old days

  • i invest much more for a good dice collection than i do for figurines. thatz juzt me.

  • @chelzeaify missing the s key?

  • nerd

  • This is a 2:19 min video of a 40 year old virgin

  • You sound so deflated! I think you'd make a better presenter if you puffed up your chest and manned up a bit. You can do it!

  • @deadeyenetwork Some people have even made their dungeons completely out of LEGOs. I bet it's possible.

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  • in what stores do i find RPG games

  • @SuperPeanutStudios Hobby Shops

  • @deadeyenetwork

    thats an expasion pack. attack of the lego people.

  • If your voice was not so drone like, that might have been enlightening.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzz....huh?sorry, I fell asleep hearing your voice

  • much more enjoyable... weeeeee!

  • Im a level 10 vice president!!

  • @TempleToSabot I caused a civil war amongst gods and ruined their secret plan to displace the head god Ao from the throne and release the only man even gods fear and take his place on level 3! In your face fancyboy!

  • Mygodhesboring.

  • just use warhammer figurs

  • get a life, man!

  • @Shaedynn, you too, for looking up D&D vids to say that is an indication of that you have nothing better to do.

  • @GisleAune Or its called wanted to something you feel like.

  • @deadeyenetwork Of course you can! In fact, it makes world building so much easier.

  • Where was this guy when I couldn't sleep the other night :-p

  • Not a very good explanation. For most casual DnD players though, there is very little role playing. Most of the time for my group is spent in battle, which is a like a strategy war game. You have to position yourselves right, you can surprise attack guys, ambush etc. Choosing the right moves and having a good set up will help. It might be nerdy but anyone who loves tactical games (FF Tactics, front mission, etc) would feel right at home with tile based combat of DnD.

  • Don't know if this guy is a devil worshipping man or not

  • you know. i used to be a huge fan of the dnd game untill my group started playing almost everyday. the DM is an ass. and him and the rest of the group dont give a crap about RP'ing or creating a good story. all they care about now is creating dumbass power gaming characters. I hate every single one of those idiots and i hope they are reading this. fuck you guys, im going home.

  • Omg, this is like Super Robots War.

  • i use legos. i make the walls a certaint height and put certaint flat pieces over so as your team moves you move the wall piece and u dont know whats gonna b there. so its a suprise. and you don't know where the enemies are

  • 192 are the people that teased us click thumb's up to start the revolution!!!!

  • Sort of like Heroscape?

  • I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED TO PLAY D&D NOW THIS GUY MAKES ME SUPER EXCITED LIKE MY PENIS IS GETTING BIG

  • @Makentz

    uh, keep that to yourself next time.

  • 189 people are depressed and don't know true commitment to a game when they see it like this guy.

  • Why, of all things, is this on expertvillage?

  • @Razun because it's awesome

  • @deadeyenetwork you can as long as everyone know whats what

  • u do not use a game bord!

  • @thunderraines You can, our group uses a hexed mat with plexi-glass over it, and dry eraser markers to draw on it. Then again it does depend on what edition you play.

  • @MrGrimmv2 I think what he meant was that it's not really usually an actual "board." Board implies some kind of hard or rigid surface. But in D&D, you usually use a map printed on paper or a large wet-erase gridded mat. Though, I guess Dungeon Tiles kind of shoot down that whole argument. Does it count if your "board" is made up of dozens of little pieces?

  • @deadeyenetwork probly not i play so i know a lot

  • no..... just no

  • bbrow13 everyone knows rangers r the best

  • im srry but i belive i am

  • i am i l.v 203 high war wizzard, i have played for 5 years and the d&d best player out there and nobody can prov me rong +my riches are 100,000 not including my 100+ diamonds

  • someone is a virgin!

  • @Powna11 He has a wedding ring on.

  • @dragnarok1134

    i wasnt talking about him..

  • @deadeyenetwork And smurfs.

  • Why can't i just take monopoly pieces instead of miniatures? It'd be cool pretending to be a money bag casting magic missile.

  • SATANIC!!!!!!

  • I swear there is someone just off camera holding a shotgun to his head. He acts like he's under duress.

  • @AnaiBendai And when the camera stops filming he gets shot.

  • @AnaiBendai Many people who are into rpg board games or even video games are bullied and outcasted by their fellow school Pupils and co-workers. It is highly common and can escalate if videos like these are caught by their fellow Pupils/Co-Workers and can make people very scared if these videos are found

  • you do NOT use your dice to move noooo it dose not work like that!!!!

  • @KinkySangoGirl the fact that you have "girl" in your username makes whatever you say about d&d obsolete.

  • @lastmondaypast1 I DM two dnd games one 3.5 the other is pathfinder soo I know what I'm talking about

    moving with dice stop in like 1ed...

  • WoW is grand grand father

  • Can somebody tell me all the materials to play this game please!

  • @Alzure100 1. players handbook, 2. monster manual, 3. dungeon master guide 4. some d6s, d4s, d8s, d10s, d12s, d20s 5. people. 6. pencils 7 erasers 8. paper

  • I bet he records instructional videos for haemorrhoid infomercials. :)

  • he need prozack

  • Calmest man evah i think if he were to be shot he would be like oh darn can I have a band aid

  • I love how he's so calm about the monsters "hacking up" the player characters. I hope this guy isn't a DM. His players are gonna need lots of stimulants to stay awake.

  • Everytime this guy moves in that chair it sounds like he's crapping his pants lol. This along with the Monotone voice is classic. love it!

  • OME, he has alot of Freaking vids......

  • @LoneDodongo they're not his they;re expert villages

  • wow and this is fun?

  • @jess3336677 It is when your high on sugar and pizza and laying waste to a roomful of orcs with your buddies :D

  • i like tacoes

  • Hey I ate there. Steak & Ale Right!?

  • Lol, it's expertvillage. What do you expect?

  • ZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzzzzzzz.......uh huh... *leather chair croaks*

    ZZzzZZzzz...

  • You had to explain this?

  • he sounds depressed playing this

  • POKEMON is the shit!!!

  • Is that a Magic Ring of Babe Warding (Saving Throw -vs- Vagina +9) around his ring finger? Yes. Yes it is...

  • His Voice is Nice

  • wow...this makes me NOT want to play this game....

  • I remember the days of D&D...

    Then WoW came out.

  • well that was awkward

  • buy a xbox nerd

  • @sage495 that's just as nerdy.

  • Expert village people are so boring! no one wants to watch someone who bores them.

  • this guy is fucking BORING!

  • Rly?... i thought you go to ddoDOTcom? :3

  • the original D&D rocks!

  • this guy makes me want to burn my dnd game......

  • im 11 and i play ad&d the origanl game its tottaly different theres no game pieces and bourds there is paper and pencils and books and books and you have a dungeon master and stuff this is tottally different

  • this guy spend more money in the game and the decoration than i will win in mine whole life!!!

  • Props to this guy for actually painting his figurines himself. :D

  • 149 people had to use a barbie as there model...

  • lol my friend plays as batman and i play as venom for our pieces

  • Vin Diesel plays this game. EPIC

  • The only thing wrong is when he said you can roll a die to see how far you go >.< the rules specify that stuff

  • D&D Rules!

  • He is like the Bob Ross of D&D

  • @Cateclysm lol I was just thinking the same thing

  • This dude has played one campaign too many.. he sounds scared.

  • I always loved painting the models and making big scenery for warhammer 40K.

    sigh.....Happy days!

  • Okay seriously learn how to play the fucking game before teaching!!

  • HE'S SOOOOOO FREAKING ENTHUSIASTIC! WHOOOOOOO!

  • @Theatrefreak7 he is on extasis , obviously

  • @Theatrefreak7 i don't know how he can contain all of that energy!

  • aaaaaaaaa

  • @Yousuck1414

    I was socialy awkward before i stated playing and i ike it

  • haha I have that dungeon map thing too! What set was that from?

  • @localskateboarding zamzers tem or escape from zamzera dungeon iv hurd it calld both w.e u wana call it :P 

  • @localskateboarding it was from one of the d&d basic rules box sets they put out in the 90s to revive the series. it was a crappy set with lame cardboard stand up miniatures.but the map wasnt too bad.

  • He didnt seem too excited about it.

  • No just no. Boards and models no. 4th ed why must my char have more then 2 feet he only needs that many to walk. Gone are the days of pen and paper its now pen paper. board. models. add ons. cards.tables. And why cuz its more fun? Well yes but is it easy? ok ok you win this time 4th but ill be back with white box!

  • @askight what? It's easier and funner, in my opinion. Well I mean its a bit more expensive but none of this is required or anything. you can play easily and cheaply with only pen and paper. Well, pencil and paper.

  • There sure are a lot of douche bags out there based on the comments I see here. It must be nice being a keyboard warrior -- talk about a cliche.

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  • omg whene i hear this guy i want to sleep..lol xD

  • this guy probably still lives in his moms basement...

  • @TheTheMetalHead

    Well, unless he's wearing "the one ring" he is apparantly married. So your slur loses without rolling the die.

  • This explained nothing at all.

    Except play DnD might make you socially awkward.

  • Why do I get the notion this guy has sex with a hand puppet???

  • D&D... this guys doing it badly XD, also mini's -.- hate mini's there is a reason I switched to pathfinder *glares at 4th edition*

  • nope ... i think that u just got bad dungeon master :D

  • Isn't D&D the Fable III or Oblivion from before the Xbox Live or PSN generation?

  • @mrhowto361 yup.

  • @mrhowto361 Basically yeah, except that it was made in like... the 70's originally...

  • fghdfiygfiyggbvthuioG9GVU u sorry feel asleep 

  • I love Dungeons and Dragons, but with this guy as a spokesman, if he doesnt get anymore excited about it than this, how do we expect anybody else to?

  • he makes D&D seem boring... maybe cuz it's just a tutorial. but the game seems very interesting!

  • and then oblivion came out xD

  • and then they figured out how to make computers that could sit on a desktop

  • Don't be fooled by how boring this guy makes everything sound. The game is really exciting and fun when your DM isn't Ben Stein.

    ...Bueller?

  • @AshRosen88 He made me want to get it >.>

  • dude thats boring i like the real game

  • @mobves1 seriously iwas going to type the same thing word for word. i mean i never ever played it. is is fun? anyone- is it that fun let me know.

  • @mokeymina yes it is a really fun game. as soon as you start to play you will be hooked :)

  • CHECKMATE!!!

  • what kind of mini's is the creepy guy using ?

  • sorry about my poor spelling jackedoncoffEEE please forgive me! ya fackin nerd

  • what a fackin nerd

  • @cabrussell it's spelled "fucking" as in "you're a fucking hater."

    Get the fuck back under your bridge , Troll, before I cast lightning on your dumb ass.

  • @cabrussell Friendless jellymad poorfag detected.

  • I have to play at least one game to see whiat its all about. At the same time I worry I will like it too much XD

  • He sounds a little bit like a cliche, as if he's uncormortable in his actual body...

  • @KilgothMirna TO be honest, after all the D&D steriotyping in movies, I feel unformfortable just playing the game online.

  • @KilgothMirna So true! I'd rather be comfortable in a potential body.

  • @KilgothMirna

    Thats not his actual body.

  • and i was always wondering what the kids in teenmovies play there well now i know

  • How the fuck did I get to a video about dnd WTF

  • This is what happens when you dont get married, still dnd is a good game. :D

  • Hes voice is like a nerds....

  • @sparxmano no, his voice is like a college Physics Professor. Those are Professors, not nerds.

  • @sparxmano and you sound like a Mexican apparently.

  • @Vahnenheim I think i never met you sooo u r an idiot if u are talking about my voice when u didn't really heard it. By the way i talk american accent (not black street one, normal one) :D

  • @sparxmano I didn`t expect you to get my joke. That`s alright, you do seem too young to troll anyways.

  • @Vahnenheim If you joke like that than i think you are a kid trollin....

  • @sparxmano you got me.

  • nice vid, might want to speak louder, Im just getting into the game , whoever thinks dnd is lame and you play, or watch raw or that sucky wrestling stuff, you should look who's talking

  • We only make maps on our own ^^

  • haha, Check out the new exanded ruleset for Hero's Quest and the fancy new boards!! They named it 4th edition D&D.

    Room #11 had 6 guards waiting for the PC's to enter...the fight begins & a guard goes down fast ...but they never once yell for help to the people in the 3 rooms nearby all within 5 squares of their room...especially if each of those rooms are supposed to be their own encounters...............but they WILL come if they are part of that rooms' encounter. what a gong show.

  • Can someone help me? I know someone who wants me to start playing with him at the local ComicBook Store, but I know nothing about this game.

  • @DeathForRomance i no nothing about it at all, i dont even know how i got to this video, but im sure he would gladly explain to you how to play if you asked

  • @DeathForRomance if you get a chance...play 1st-2nd edition D&D first ....then you won't be so depressed when D&D for dummies is your only option cause then at least you know you can return to something so much more grand. 1st-2nd breeds a much stronger player b/c the mind has to sharpened significantly more to survive. I have had players say " I want to play 4th this weekend cause i don't feel like thinking...been a long week at work".

  • @hexusziggurat I don't have the money to buy any of them, but my friend wants me to go and play 4th Edition with him and some of their friends at the Comic Book Store.

    I'm trying to figure out how to play right now so that I won't look so newb. I can't find any of the online instructions though.

    They said the main reason they play is because the Game Master makes up his own little Stories,(Hack&Slash) and makes them really funny.

  • @DeathForRomance if you are sticking to one nighters or "stuffer shacks", then 4th is fine. Its actually pretty hard to die in 4th ed. Keep one thing in mind...almost never use a basic attack unless you are given a free one (from abilities or effects) ...use all your encounter powers right away...theres no point in saving them...strategy in that game never really gets that complicated. don't be afraid to use up your action points...you get 1 every 2 combats & only can use 1/combat. rinse-repeat.

  • @DeathForRomance if you are sticking to one nighters or "stuffer shacks", then 4th is fine. Its actually pretty hard to die in 4th ed. Keep one thing in mind...almost never use a basic attack unless you are given a free one (from abilities or effects), use all your encounter powers right away,theres no point in saving them,strategy in that game never really gets that complicated. USE action points against any big encounter...if you have 2 or more...use 1 every combat..don't save them.

  • @DeathForRomance 4th ed is more about figurine moving...thats why i often don't use them when i run my 1st-2nd ed gaming group. Or else it just turns into an interesting chess game rather than a fantasy combat that exercises our minds and story telling abilities. Even with a good DM...you can't get the players to stop thinking that they're just looking at miniatures on a flat mat with interesting pictures.

    As a side note, pick a basic class easy to understand with good survival, a fighter.

  • a commercial cut me off after 6 seconds. that was the first time I ever felt glad to see one on youtube.