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  • Same song -_-

  • Me: Mom, can I borrow the camera. Its for school. Mom: What? Why? Me: Its for school! Mom: ooh... hmm. Ask your dad, its his. Me: Dad, can I borrow your camera? Dad: Sure, go get it. Mom: You can also take the small one. Me: But the quality is not as good as this one. Mom: ... Ok then, but dont drop it. And dont give it to anyone. And be careful with it. Me: yeah yeah, I got it. Weeks later Brother: I brought a new camera for the holidays. Mom: But you can also take your dads. Me: -_-
  • Telling my mom a joke.

    Mom: -_-

    Later on

    Brother tells the same joke

    Mom: hahahahahahahahaha (almost pissed her pants)

  • The most annoying thing my Mom does is constantly makes assumptions with me and she always has to be an B**** with it but i still love her regardless.

  • my mom is so annoying and i go to school and my friends are like your moms awesome my mom bugs the crap out of me i really want to hit her sometimes and she knows it

  • @JJ77765 cuz i tell her

  • she's not a normal mother everyone has :(

  • I hate how she is always complaining. And even when she isn't complaining I get in the " I don't want to hear your voice"mood. Fuck I can't take it!

  • When she makes my bed..-.- cause then i cant sleep o3o

  • I was doing my homework in the kitchen and it's obvious that Im doing it.

    Mom: Are you doing your homework?!?

    Me: .... -.-

    Mom: ANSWER ME!!!

    ME: YES! I AM!!

    Mom: Don't use that tone with me young lady! -:( I'm gonna take your phone away!

    Me: I answered you questio-

    Mom: GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!! D:-

    .....Oh my god...

  • Everyday when she picks me up from school.. Mom: you hungry? Me: yeah kinda Mom: what do you want to eat? Me: anything is fine just get me anything thats on the way Mom: ok so what do you want??? Me: burger king is right there, lets go there Mom: WTF BURGER KING?!@! ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? IM NOT BUYING YOU FOOD THAT WILL KILL YOU! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!@! Me: ok.. just take me home then.. Mom: DONT YOU HAVE THAT ATTITUDE! WERE GOING TO MY HOUSE AND LETS LOOK UP RESPECT AND HOW U DONT HAVE ANY
  • Dude, you should be grateful. I grew up without a mom. I lost her at the age of 6, to TTP:

    Thrombotic Thrombocytopenic Purpura, google it.

    After that, lets just say I'm in my twenties and I am STILL trying to get over what happened in my life after my poor, sweet mother died. I -wish- I could even remember her voice. Feel grateful your mom loves you so much. She is a peach. I only wish I was half as lucky.

  • i think your mum is really cool :).. and now im going to watch her response xD

  • i like your mom better than you 

  • Fuckin coming in the room with the vacuum cleaner when I'm watching TV or playing games.

  • I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHFING. xD

  • Singing, Its like stabbing your ears and pouring acid in2 them cause she sounds so horrible xD

  • My mother will walk down the hall to tell me the same 3-5 things over and over and over and over again because she forgets that she's already said those things before! And I love her very much but it's rather bothersome mostly because it's invariably when I'm doing something that I don't want to be interrupted during.

  • my mom is a druggy and alcoholic, never comes around, once recently to get her life together spent 9 months in rehab stayed at my grandparents where im at most, spent some time filling me with hope and left months later saying u all dont run my life, now i have already said before i dont want her around as a boundary but i made a decision that i regret. cant say i will care when she kills her self but

    as for the famliy i care for my dad (8 years sober) and grandparent has been my role models

  • @silentbl00d Im so sorry people dont deserve the life they have but good for your dad

  • My mom annoys me by telling people lies. Saying I don't love her, and that I never hug her only when I need money. Thats bullshit. I always try and hug her but she always pushes me away. Regardless. she is my mom. and I love her. Always have, and always will. :)

  • I'm an extremely heavy sleeper so i don't get up in time for thing i.e. school. so she get angry and blows and air horn.... it still doesn't evens wake me up sometimes.

  • she's nags at me to do things im just about to do.

  • I sware my mom sings the same song and wakes me up

  • kill

  • This happened to me recently so I was putting this towel on the rack, I had it in my hands and I was walking to the rack and then my mom would say "Put the towel on the rack." she already saw me doing it, it's sooo fucking annoying it's like can you not fucking see me doing that?

  • Just some of the annoying things my mom does is pass gas and try and blain it on the rest of my family. Or if she isn't trying to blain someone she farts in my face. She has to dance and sing to every freaking song she hears, even when she's driving. She praises my brother for a C on a test, but when I get a B+ she asks me why I didn't get an A+ ( she treats my sister similar to how she treats me). And now, since I told her I am a vegetarian she eats her meat load and in my face.

  • she acts like im a baby when in a skype call with my friends... -,-

  • lol his mom replied to this XD

  • she doesn't do anything, i love her..and i'm 19 not paying rent still hanging in the house. she's awesome

  • Hahah, when I was little my mom used to wake me up with the exact same song :'D I know how it feels... >.>

  • She assumes EVERYTHING

  • She repeats the same things... OVER and OVER again -_-

  • puts embarasing things in my FB u,u

  • she always tries to cuddle me and make me give her hugs and kisses and when i dont she cries and says im mean to her and i dont love her...she also talks like a baby to me like she says "i zuv you" instead of i love you and whast instead of what its so annoying

  • @JasperNightmare

    dude, yo must have a trauma, you dont cuddle or kiss in the cheek to your mom?, i would say that you are a dick, refusing your mom's love.

  • @SUPERALENUS ok first of all what 13 year old wants to cuddle and kiss their mom....i have extremely claustrophobia and it really makes me uncomfortable and its not just a kiss on the cheek...i kiss her on the cheek all the time but shes always like "that wasn't a kiss...on the lip!!!" it just kind of weirds me out so shut the fuck up and dont call me a dick

  • She breaths, No she always wants to hug me and i hate it. I dont really like showing my emotions.

  • she sleeps to much

  • Instead of asking me to do the dishes, she guilts me into doing.

    She'll stand in the Kitchen and make remarks such as; "Just once I'd like to come home from working all day and not have to wash up."

    Thanks Mum.

  • @SheIsRawring My mom does that all the time. If I cry she has to cry and tell me what a dick I am.

  • my mom alwys says review and don't watch those nonsense of yours when i'm on youtube. And parents, please, don't get mad when you see our 'lousy' and 'untrue' comments because trust us, all of this is true. (I'm serious)

  • my mom never lets me watch tv.... she watches by herself

  • She makes lists of things but elongates the words like so...

    I need to get some miiiiiiiilk, and some eeeeeegggssss and maybe some tampoooonsss

  • paint my face with acid LMAO

  • The way she eats....it is truly desgusting and I have no idea why it annoys me so much but FUUU STOP EATING IN FRONT OF OTHERS HUMANS MOTHER!! x_x''

  • Omg my mom yells at me for having ADHD and insomnia,like i'll be up at 4 am watching YouTube videos and she's all "GO TO SLEEEP" and I'm all "hey mom,guess what,I can't sleep cuz I'm an IN SOM NI AC." then she makes me sleep. And she barely says I love you with out any direct or indirect force.

    D:

    But I love her 91694948474299629607022x more than other people who love their moms more than the average person.

  • 90% of what she does...annoys me

  • My mom doesn't really do all that much that annoys me. I love her as she is, for every quirk. She woke me up with a song when I was little too, and I never begrudged her for it.

    My dad liked to wake me up by whistling "Reveille". Got to say, though, I liked that too. I'm really big into the military, so I enjoyed that. He put me through a watered-down boot camp as a kid (I loved it), so it wasn't that big a deal. Taught me marching positions, exercises, how to salute, everything. ^__^

  • lol my mum dose that to

    

  • my mom is... you know i dont think she is annoying

  • when i forget to do one question on my homework, she nags me for over an hour even when i finished it

  • thats what my mom does

  • Ahahha! i love you greg<3 my moms cool considering she 19 years older than me, but she does some pretty annoying shit sometimes xD drives me crazy..

  • Mimics me, it drives me crazy.

  • Most annoying thing my mom does? Expect things of me and never once tells me her expectations or how to go about meeting them. She will tell me to cook, knowing I have never cooked before in my life. She will scream and shout and nag and punish me for doing things wrong, when she refuses to tell me how to do it right in the first place. It's nerve wrecking.

  • My mom sends me the most random shit in the mail, yesterday she send me a page out of a non English dictionary with cartoon otter's behind the text, she sent it priority mail. Now that I think of it I'm slightly concerned about her mental health.

  • Me: watching tv...everything is following the laws of physics

    Mom: excuse me * turns to soap operas*

    Me: wtf mom

    Her:I said excuse me,if I said that it's ok

    Later on...

    Mom:watching her soaps

    Me: excuse me* turns to that 70s show*

    Mom:WTF*punches me in face*

    Me: I said excuse me

    Mom:you don't count!

  • My mom texts me....

    Mom: lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololol

    Me: Um...Ok...

  • But my Mom would do this thing, I'd get upset and I'd pout,cross my arms and she would look me dead in the face and say, " Dont smile Jamie. I see a smile!! Jamers!! I see you smiling." and then I would bust up laughing hahaha I hated it.

  • @PaintedinallColors

    MINE DOES THAT TOO!, no matter how angry am i, she always find a way to steal a smile from my ''angry face mood''

  • Your crazy just like your Mom hahaha I love it

  • My mom is just weird. 

  • MY MOM SANG A VERSION OF THE GOOD MORNING SONG. Apparently as a baby, I giggled like crazy, and even now I can't resist giggling.

  • 0:30 My mom does the same thing!! x_x She also wake me early.

    And yeah, she dosen't let me be myself and she dosen't andurstand even if she say she does, she really don't get me at all.

    I love her though. :)

  • she sometimes laughs when she is mad so i think she is happy and i do the slightest thing that might upset her and im grounded for ages~love u mummy :)

  • every single day of every single school year my mom would repeativly say 'get up' over and over agian in the same anoying voice Untill I drug myself out of bed. then she wondered why i was in a bad mood in the mornings... -.-"

  • my mom would text me.

  • My mom used to tell me to bring her a latte at ten thirty at night. it made me mad

  • My mom would sing all of the songs from the book

  • My mom throws loud temper tantrums...in the morning. Try that for annoying.

  • lol i laughed so hard when you nerviously laughed

  • AAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TIME TO WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg I wanted to strangle her.

  • My mom puts my Baby brother mason in my room so I would get up and make sure he would not fall down the steps.

  • My mom used to wake me up by opening the blinds and singing "RISE AND SHINE, AND GIVE GOD THE GLORY, GLORY". Every morning I had to fight the urge to punch her in the face.

  • My mom always hacks into my email so she can see what I'm doing and freaks out when I have an app with internet on it.... Fml.

  • my mom usuallu pours water on my and i snap andget pissed all day then she repeats it ... -.-

  • In the morning my mom pours ice water on me my friend didn't believe me when I warned her when she came over for the night

  • she makes this noise when she ythinks of something yummy and it PISSES ME OFF

  • My mom plays favorites... I'm not the favorite

  • my mom interupts me when im speaking and really needing to let something out so she can dump a news flash on me in a louder and more strict tone. then she wonders y why from time to time i get mad and cry.

  • rotlf my mom used to come in singing "good morning sweet suuuuuunnssshhiiiiiinnneee. your my sunshine and its mooorrrnniinnngg"

    Then she would tickle me until I woke up. I hated it so much. Whenever I visit she still does it. I still hate it XD.

  • omfg my mom did the same exact thing to me "good morning, good morning, its great to stay up late, good morning, good morning to you. good morning, good morning, we talked the whole night through, good morning, good morning, to you!!!"

  • Waky waky, rise and shiiiine=)

    She complains if my room isn`t tidy and she wants to control my eating habits...(No, I`m not fat and I don`t have an eating disorder.....)

  • when my mom likes a really good song when we're in the car. My dad stops at a red light. then my mom gets out of the car and starts dancing on the street.....D:

  • @ilyshanti4eva great=)

  • @tineeeable I know ^^

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  • My mom acts like a teenage girl with her iPhone all the freaking time. >:[

    ME: Hey mom! Mom! You listening?

    MOM: *texting away*

    Worst part is she cant text fast to save her life, but STILL for some reason, LOVES doing it.

  • my damn mother fucking sings like an annoying little bitch and make irritating humming clapping snapping and banshee screams and it annoys the living hell out of me and when i want to tell her to shut up she says dont tell me to shut up or say you annoy me too and continues to annoy the living shit out of me she just dont know how much i want to rage when she does dumbshit like that

  • hahaha!!!!

  • My mom sings in public. Usually pretty loud. She's not bad it's just freakin annoying. especially when there is people you know. and it's usually some old thing from the seventies. ahhhhh 0 0  0

  • No hate.. but my mom often is acts like a hypocrit, frankly. :[

  • when i was little MY mom used to close the door and lock me out of my room IM like Wtf

  • My Mom Does Tht, Sumtimes She'll Turn On Music Really Loud And SIng In My Ear......

  • My mum either: Sings too loud! or Plays music so loud that i'm sure my ears bleed O_o

  • my mom dangeled my baby bro over my head to wake me up for school :\

  • she nags.........her voice is annoying .......

  • get mad alot..

  • Lol! I'll be sitting on the couch watching my favorite TV show. And my mom will walk in, sit in the recliner and light a disgusting cigar and tell her "stories" about back in the day. Even though I've heard it all 1,000,000 times. She can go on and on for hours. I get so annoyed I just wanna scream and jump out a window.

  • Get Angry Easyly.

  • my mom just likes to assume the worst. like when i moved to sf, she was like 'so you're not having sex for your rent are you?' gah.

  • I'd say there is A LOT of annoying things about my mother and or what she does. I don't like my mother very much... Anyways. I'd say the most annoying thing she does is when you get nice and comfy on the sofa, bed, chair, ect. she will yell at me to come downstairs from my bedroom, which envolves a lot of stairs and chances for my clumsy self to fall, just because she doesn't want to walk to the TV to pick up the remote. -.-'

  • When I was little and I had to take a shower, my dad would come in my room and talk in his best radio voice and scream "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS SHOWER TIIIIME!!!" ..Made me wanna punt babies..

  • oh my gosh it my mothers song too i go into rage also

  • I'll be talking to my mom and right in the middle of our conversation she'll start singing a song that had to do with something I said. It's soo annoying and she completely ignores the rest of what I was saying until shes done. And she talks to herself.

  • My mom sings that same goddamn song to me in the morning

  • what annoys me about my mom is when we have a discussion and she pauses for a little bit so i think the conversation is over so i turn away then she gets back too talking its like that over over over again till the conversation has been 30 minutes long when it could only be like 5 minutes at the most

  • I used to have a drum set in my room...So my mom would wake me up by BANGING REALLY LOUD on every part of it. Put me in a bad mood all day.

  • Haha ur cute .. Oh yeah annoying things hmm well uhhh hides my stuff wakes me up way too early like 11:00! Or like even worse 9:00!! Or tells me too much like well the worst ones are like with doctors hormones or like she friggin was talking bout a gyna coligeist I was like mom stop!!!!--::[

  • My Mom calls me downstairs when she wants something,me,always listening to music full blast,I probably never hear her.

    And then when I finally do hear her,she's all mad at me. Like she says "NIKKY! I CALLED YOU 3 TIMES AND YOU NEVER ANSWERED! THREE TIMES!" And when I say I was listening to music she just says "Whatever.." and I'm like =_=..

  • Oh my god lol, I sing that song almost every time I wake up in a good mood, and yes well, my family members do get annoyed.

    Tons of things I assume but wow my mind is blank right now, trying to dig something annoying up but I can't, it's 2:40 am right now, I really should go to sleep, my sleeping schedule is fucked up, even though I always get enough sleep, I just fall asleep way to late and wake up way to late.

  • Well Then i went to school in the morning she would say Hey there sleepy head time to go to school! Then she would tickle my face to wake me up.... then if i wouldnt wake up She would spray water in my face.... That made me soo........ mad!

  • my mom does the EXECT SAME THING!!!! ahh i just wanted to shoot somebody in the face

  • She sits on my bed and shakes me awake, if that doesnt work she starts tickling me, and finally she lies down across my stomach and rolls on top of me shouting "WAKE UP!"

    now she just peeks her head into my room and yells "you have 15 mins! if you're not downstairs and ready you have tp wash all the dishes." then she laughs...pretty sure I got my "crazy-genes" from her.

  • Whenever I won't stop playing video games or stop being on the computer, she get's all mad and thinks it's a good idea to stare at me with a mad face. Her face isn't convincing, looks stupid, and is a HORRIBLE way to try to teach me something. >_>

  • My mom pours ice cold water on my face and she blares her fucking microphone loud voice and says "WAKE UP CINDY"

  • @RetroZombieee "hello cindy are you all alone" i got that from scary movie 1 lol

  • My mum played Swagger Jagger in the morning to annoy me.

  • My mom still does this, she'll open my door all loud and shit then she'll yell MIMI and start tickling me feet. Annoys the hell out of me and then she'll turn off my fan and turn on the light. -__- it wakes me up, but not in a good mood

  • I love how your mom responds to your video.

    Completely legit.

  • hahahaha my mom sang to me in the mornings as well she would switch on the light and sing in an opera voice good morning good morning good morning my sunshine here's coffee for you haha

  • Oh that's not bad!! that's a very cute song! If you didn't want her to wake you up as a kid. Why didn't you ask her for an alarm clock!! Geez! lol

  • She'd clean up the dishes, WHILE everyone was still eating, fricken drive me nuts when I had to get a new glass of water 3 times during one meal.

  • Mom my would first say, 'Good morning" and turn on my light. 10 minutes later she would say "Alina, get up." Then she would get my older sister to sit on me. THEN she would blast oldies rock music. I used to hate it, but now my mother is passed, I realize how much I miss it and how hilarious it was :) Trust me Greg, you will learn to love that song

  • If you ever have kids one day, please sing that song to them, lol. It's only fair :)

  • My mother is the nosiest son of a gun D:> She stalked me on facebook, on my school website (My university has like a website and she knows my shit) she stalked me at my high school website. She needs to know everything about everything. Like when im like "ok imma get off the phone" and shes like "WHY WHY WHY?" a million times and Im all "I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT WOMAN!" and she be like "oh... ehehehe" -.-lll Shes just very nosy xD there are worse examples ;_;

  • Your mom's response is awesome~

    But I love my mom, despite the things she does.

  • i could be in my room doin somethin my mo just walks in and turns the lights off... but i still <3 her

  • My mum always used to walk around the house in her shoes, my sister and I werent allowed... pissed me right off. And she used to shout us for school at 7AM and never shout us after that time in the morning, so we would end up waking up like 15 minutes before we had to set off for school... fucking pissed me off

  • See, my mom does this thing called "breathing," and it really pisses me off. I can tolerate it though, because she also does this thing called "giving my lazy ass money because I don't have a job" so, you know.

  • my mom will yell my name over and over and if u dont reply she comes upstairs and blasts the cristian station cuz she knows i hate it. with a passionate flame.

  • LOL, your mom rulz!

  • Did your mom beat your ass when you went home to your curfew?

  • greg why don't you wash your hair like this no more

  • It gets really annoying when my moms asks if I stole something over and over again and she wont believe me when I say no. And it gets really annoying when she tells me I have to clean up after I already cleaned the whole house and she knows :/ That really pisses me off :/

  • My mom used to come in "Wake up wake up wake up, its a bright sun shiney dayyy.." Omg..I heard it every morning, I wanted to vomit..

  • My mom always yells "CHOP CHOP TIME TO WAKE UP" whenever she wakes me up.. Annoying.

  • My Mom constantly blames everything on me. For things i don't even do... It's annoying.

  • My mom is awesome...she never really does or did n e thing to annoy me!! <3

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  • Ur Mom PWNED You

  • My Mom is a perfect Mom....but I wish She would do that. It would make me Happy. :) :D

  • its soo annoying when mymom goes through my face book

  • Ìts fucking annoying when she starts an arguement and she cant back it up worth shit.

    -_-

  • My mom pulls the covers off me and sings, "good morning sunshine, my lovely sunshine. You make me haaappy when skies are grey...etc." idk what you guys are talking about. It makes me happy.xD

  • my mom trash talks the other people in the store when we go grocery shopping....makes me extremely embarrassed to be seen with her...or that I'm not allowed to be even slightly rude to my extremely rude nephew who lives with us but she is....

  • My dad used to yell up the stairs "Now hear this, now hear this it is 08:00 (said eight hundred hours), time to get up and do your duties and he would actually make the noise that they make on a Navy ship. My dad was in the Navy and then the Navy Reserves, and he didn't like it so he thought it was fun to tourte me with that every morning, unless he had a dentist apointment, then I could sleep in :)

  • i would walk out with what i procieve as a nice outfit and she would smirk and say your not wearing that are you? in my head im thinking 'nope, no im not. i just needed to take the fucking time to put it on and hear that question to survive my day.' Wht i actually say is..yea..What is wrong with it? and her very detailed responce is.....Ohhhhh..Nothing and make a face -_-

  • Omg! My grandma used to sing this to me to wake me up xD

  • Youtube moms FTW.your mom and Shane's mom should hang out :)

  • swear. lots. publicly -.-

  • Opens my curtains, pulls my quilt off me and turns on the TV all at 7o'clock. ANNOYING. Then she just walks out the room like nothing happened. -_-

  • My mom sings a song, too.

    "Good morning, good morning, good morning ~

    its time to rise and shine.

    good morning, good morning, good morning

    I hope your feeling fine!

    get up, get up, get outta bed.

    You gotta get up, you sleepy head.

    The sun is shining just for you!"

    Only until Middle school did I realize that the sun was not shinging for me :'D

  • i just watched your mums response lol

  • my mom sang the same song to wake me up! I now hate that song with a burning passion....

  • She tells me not to talk back or mumble under my breath (and Im not a little kid) and then when she leaves the room thats all she does! UHG.

  • My mom constantly asks me where I'm going ,or where I am. And I mean constantly, I know she loves me and doesn't want to lose me, but it's just...annoying xD

  • She CONSTANTLY tells me what I'm doing wrong. :I

  • my mom scold me before she even have said good morning...-.-* and the i scold her for being rude and not say good morning first :3 and then we laugh :) I love my mom and i'm weird just like her so we can talk about every thing. ^^,

  • She will ask me a crazy question and i'll explain it to her.Then she'll say oh because I thought this and that.Why does it matter i just told you what it was.

    Tsss. *-_-*

  • An annoying thing my mom did was leave a week before my 5th birthday)':

  • Its annoying when my mom becomes a total promise and "i will" person to me and then when the time comes, I'm still waiting for that promise and the "i will" when i know its gonna be an "i won't" and a "promise breaker" saying that we never spend time and such...well your the reason why we don't...all those dumb excuses are so old for the past..what? COUPLE OF YEARS?!?! Blaming my dad when its your fault...I can't stand it anymore D:<

  • something annoying my mom does is when shes around ppl she acts totallly different, she acts al nice and stuff and them shes a total ASS when company leaves or something... it freakin gets on my nerves.

  • @dohnnyjpp2010 so agree with u.....sometimes i feel that i have no respect towards er bcoz ofher value that she practices...all are just fake but she will hysterically judging others without limits...

  • @Theowest you lucky bitch

  • I think what annoyed me most was when I was like 6to9 years old and she would just up and leave me and my two siblings to go do hard drugs for days then come home and lock us in our rooms and make me mother my siblings. Or that she thinks she's a good mom, can't figure out which is more irritating... Huh

  • The thing my mom does that just makes me soooo friggin annoyed: she doesnt even bother asking nicely for me to get up in the morning. she just grabs my nose and shuts off the one airway i usually use! and she always goes thru my internet history and has me have a reason for every website in there!!! i want to stick my mom in the microwave...

  • Whenever she sees my friends or something she starts telling them embarrassing things about me or tries to embarrass me . She actually does enjoy doing that ! Generally , she's a pretty cool mom , though :}

  • i think really over protective moms are REALLY annoying!!!!! :(