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  • that is one huge cock

  • somebody left the server @1:57

  • whats the song called?

    

  • Deaktywowalem lasery wlasnym kutasem! Polacy !

  • I can definitely picture that MS Sam singing "deactivate, deac-deactivate!"

  • 47 people can only do one cock pushup lol

  • Use the cock

  • haha

  • the cock D: use the COCK!!!

  • its awesome

  • @blakpapermoon Yeah, with his dick stretche out it looks like a fuckin toy

  • @Strykir997 DERRR- chiz, where are you? South America? It's movie magic- tell yer freinds- if you have any

  • Dude the voice in the backround music says COCK! AND IT LOOKS LIKE A FREAKIN DILDO MAN

  • @Strykir997 have you seen the movie?

  • 0:42 right zakk wylde bullseye guitar

  • I love how they named random game names in the video

  • the coock , use the cock

  • the music here kinda creeps me out...

  • He can deactivate lazers with his dick?

    Hm, so I'm not the only one.

  • Use The COCK

    

  • Am I the only person who gets reminded of the pressure floor in Ali G In Da House?

  • Winning

  • whats the song?

  • ud think they would simply make straight vertical lines of lasers so that things like this wouldnt happen

  • Have you seen Zakk Wylde's Bullseye in this vid?

  • wtf

  • I love the cock choir.

  • Don't get me wrong,I love this scene but its weird when he gets in the position and theres a laser in front of the button and then when his "Banana" pops out, its not there

  • EW HIS PENIS

  • 8 shows quite the cumface

  • the chorus kept say

    ing cock!

  • Press 5 for lazers. Do NOT thumb whore this comment.

  • imagine seeing this in 3d

  • who left the server? and wut?

  • @tylerbottoms24 Rofl, i thought I was in vent for a second there.. I was like WTF??

  • COMMON HELMET HEAD!!!!!!!!!

  • Use the cock ! LOL

  • ...COCK.

  • To get the Pick of Destiny, Jables used the Dick of Destiny

  • USE THE COCK

  • lol. ventrilo. XD

  • how is this not flagged yet?? XD

  • @nbax5 because its awesome :D

  • @nbax5 because there isn't any nudity.

  • pause at 1:27

  • Press 1 over and over and it looks silly... :D

  • @BowieSensai and 2 too

  • Use all of your mentally powers!

    the cock! use the cock! xD

  • c'mon healmet head... get it on man!!

  • thats not jack blacks cock tht 1 in the scene is o small

    

  • What was that at the end who was talking I've seen the movie and kno almost every word and that didn't say no one left a server so I luv that part anyway

  • USE THE COCK, USE THE COCK

  • did i hear Master Chi3f?

  • Press 8

  • 43 people can't even pass tetris

  • i would take whatever i would see in front of me

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  • lol. He touched the lazers like, 9 times.

  • fucking vent.

  • lolz microsoft sam

  • I hope thats not a real...penis.. cuz i didnt feel comfortable watching this.. lol.. i never seen this show but i was interested in seeing if he really does this. i didnt think it would show the penis though.

  • @killerOgLo No, that's not his. That's not how penises grow.

  • @killerOgLo Haha of course thats his dick, and its just a penis, who cares, why would you watch parts of an R rated movie.

  • @killerOgLo eh don't know why they wouldn't in the other hbo show Oz a prison show a lot of cocks and testicles got shown. of course that wasn't a real cock though, heh a real cock would have slid off that button probably... unless it was Ron Jeremy's. heh yeah use the cock Jables!

  • "The Cock, use the cock"

  • 1:33 sex face much !

  • No one could take the line "The cock, use the cock" and make it sound more epic than Kyle Gas

  • Ice block has connected

  • The things you can do with one cock push up a day! Unbelieveable...

  • Come on Helmet Head... Get it on lol

  • 1:05

  • so uhhh how do u get a boner when your surrounded by lasers that can chop u too peices? WHEN YOUR FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

  • ICEBOP HAS CONECTED

    ICEBOP HAS LEFT THE SERVER

  • @cosmostupid123 its awesome

  • did they use a dildo for that scene?

  • Size sometimes matters.

  • Use the CAWWWK

  • 1:31 thumbs up if you laughed  :DDDD

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  • lolol masterchiefs voice at the end XD from arby and the chief

  • @MrGuitargod54 That is Microsoft Sam

    Master chief's voice is.. human.

  • i think he hit every lazer in the room

  • lmao imagine what he had to think about just to do that

  • 1:33 : rape face

  • ninja, lazer, tetris, impossible, qbert, frogger, dig dug, marble madness, centipeed, millipeed, tenacious, impossible, impossible

  • @cheater423 It's Danger,laser not Ninja,laser

  • @cheater423 sounds like my life so far :)

  • heh 41 dicks were too short!.

  • Press 1 for a turnin JB

    Press 2 for a WTF KG face

    Press 3 to GOT IT!

    press 4 for some lasers

    Press 5 for some other lasers

    Press 6 for a GRRRR JB face

    Press 7 for a small cock

    Press 8 for BEPPP!

    Press rapidly 9 for, you ill see

    HAVE FUN!! :D

  • Pause it at 1:34 XD

  • "Use only your mental powers..." Kage = Yuri from RA2.

  • Push 7 all the timem what's coming out ? ;o

    Jack Black's cock! xD

  • tetris...impossible....frogger­...dig dug.....marvel madness...centipede....impossi­ble.... Hahahaaa

  • Talking like an ancient master, saying: "The cock.. Use the cock.."

  • ccome on helmet head get it ouuuuuuuwn

  • icewock has left the server

  • 1:11 Use the forc....cock!

  • haha at 1:18 jack does his epic boner face

  • this is disturbing

  • no 2:05

  • the cock. use the cock

  • Come on helmet head, get it on!

  • @LAXdoubleK he actually says get it up not on

  • Lol i love this part but he touches a lot of lasers

  • en la utima parte endesve bajar la guitarra y sakar la uña de suben arriva de uno asjkasjksajkasjks

  • I would like techno if i had robot ears.

  • THE COCK... USE THE COCK!!!

  • we've been through so much shit, De-a-activiated lazers WITH MAH DICK, Now its time to blow this fucker downnnnnnnn :D

  • @boberfredability so pathetic.

  • 41 people did not have there pants undone

  • 1:32 LOL

  • icewock has left the server

  • DANGER

    LASER

    TETRIS

    IMPASSABLE

  • @WinnerTakeAllBLAGOPS im pretty sure its impossible .....

  • @ragdrix FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-

  • fdvgfdvfvcfdxczv fsdvbvcxzvzdxcdzvfbvzdxv fdxbxc

  • repeat 4 and 5... laser, lasers, lasers

  • the like bar is jabels dick, the dislike bar is justin biebers dick.

  • nice one dick

  • icewock has left the server

  • pause and keep pressing 8

  • 1:09 use the cock lmao oh and pause at 1:27

  • lol i think 41 people got sliced by the lasers.

  • Rendering a light based device that is mainly used for security inoperable with the aid of one's male genitalia.

  • lol and he is kung-fu panda lol

  • 1:20 His Face is Boss

  • Use The Coooock

  • EPIC BONER

  • Anyone realise 1:45 the 'Haiswartneg connected'

    And at 1:53 'Haiswartneg left the server'

    W T F

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  • @REDHOTcs2d that ventriol he must have been recording that aswell

  • who the hell would dislike this scene? It's freakin hilarious!

  • i guess cock push ups DO pay off but i can barely do one cause it hurts my cock

  • Button Label: Deactivate Lasers

    JB: I think it might deactivate the lasers!

  • @Saberoith well it mite be a trap... :P

  • Press 6,7,and 8.

  • Why doesn't it suprise me JB could USE THE COCK!?

  • USE THE COCK!

  • why has he a backpack ?

  • @sexXpist0l for th effect :P

  • 41 people were either female that's jealous men that's jealous or people who can't get through lasers or a jealous of jb's cock lolololololol

  • but i cant reach it D:

    gasping use the C0CK! use the C0CK

    uhhh mmmmm yes

    icewock has connected

    ....fk *falls over*

  • LOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLO­LOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLO­LOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLO­LLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLL­OLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOL­OLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOL­OLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOL­LOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLO­LOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLO­LOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLO­LLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLL­OLOLOL

    USE THE COOCK!

  • thats actually how i use the garage door opener in my car...

  • i rofled at the vent messages...... lmao lmao..

  • I love the security guard after

  • 41 people couldn't deactivate lasers with their dick

  • title should be:

    "connecting icewock with my dick"

    *please thumbs up.... I never got more than 5... XD

  • I assume that Sam was par of mumble, which is a program like vent and that always says when somebody leaves or joins

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  • microsoft sam scared me!! holy fuck

  • Icewock Has Conected? Icewock Has Left Tha Server!?

  • Maybe you can achieve this by having at least 1 c*ck push-up a day. XD

  • i dont realy like the voiceovers.

  • i wish my cock could do that

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • i wish my underwear conformed to my cock like that.

  • The cock, use the cock

  • LOL Can you imagine a choir being asked to sing 'COCK COCK COCK'? HAHAHAHAHA

  • 41 peoples dicks aren't long enough to hit the button :P

  • @13saxman you god damn right

  • @13saxman the like button that is

  • Tetris!!! xD ROFLMAO!

  • 1:44 best face and line

  • USE THE COCK! Epic line! Juss press 8 to laugh!

  • USE THE COCK! Epic line!

  • Come on Helmet Head, GET IT ON!!! Lmao

  • the cock!... use he cock lmao