Techno Viking is Too Sexy For This Video

[luciad4e]

he is so sexy

[zyloner]

i want to make party with him and more .....

[depthsofchaos]

the best xD the song fits him so well

[XxMegxX123]

LMFAO this version with this song is fuckin ace!!

[sokinikos23]

Technoviking=0

[TreuerDeutscher]

... omg he´s aint dancing it´s just a epileptic seizure, but da lucky gay survived ...

[fugasvbashnu]

викинг как всегда отжигает =)

[hpkluch]

lol

cool

[cCHINTZz]

omg :D

i want to make party with him :D

[Szofa7]

so... yes this is... izé... He is XD Örülök, hogy Te is úgy látod hoyg összeillünk :) XD

[hgery11]

SZOFÁ itt a férjecskéd XD :P

[seanmclaren101]

hes the Mercenaries guy Mattias

[missleahsue]

Awasome video!!! I like it!!! That viking rocks!!!

[Softpopper]

Das Ding und sein Wasserträger...*Gib mir deinen Saft ich geb dir meinen*

[EMPRESS0FIRELAND]

Fantastic sweety.  Toodles

[TreuerDeutscher]

.. omg ... was hat den der versiffte ziegenbartträger eingeworfen? drogenfreies leben und geregelte arbeit wirken da wunder ..

[0542215909]

ANY GUYS UP?

energetic fun smart and loves this video da

[withers1111]

delete this video u gronks!

[GammaSouljah]

this is the funniest by far

LoL

[H3Schweizer]

he is the Guy from Mercenaries, Mattias xD LoooL aaaaaaahh Loool, amazing :D

[babr13]

daddy daddy look that gay alien!!!!!

[STLegend420]

hahaha best parody i seen yet of him

[keyblademasterchief]

this is not a parody

[markcat9876]

it actually happened (this isnt the music that was playing tho)

[Senxind]

WTF? xD

[chooki1990]

cool video...

[billybifocals]

very impressed with how will the clips went with the music! 5/5

[HeilTECHNOVIKING]

If u like technoviking and whant to now more about him go to my channel.

Heil TechnoViking.

[lcmadeira]

TechnoViking is Too Sexy For This WORLD.

Technoviking is the GOD of dance.

...don't mess with the technoviking or he'll rave you to death...

Heil TechnoViking.

[9205281554]

miscusi`?

[foom5]

lol great one

[lalnaab]

is he too sexy for his LAN ???? XD

[sasule777]

Mercenaries 2: World in flames anyone ????? LOL

[Darkmoon0999]

OMFG! He is god dam hot!

this Techno Viking guy is soo sexy

[russiansugarcoated]

This music doesn`t fit to the viking dancing

[lady2539]

WTF?

[mike0seven]

Thats Keith Jardine

[gianmerlo]

The viking is Keith Jardine champion of MMA and UFC. Ti sgrana di mazzate!.

[bikerboy3k]

ma sei sicuro ?

[baywest]

that cant be true.

[dobbelswim]

this guy is a massive joke!!!

[0420stan]

you are right about that.

[Archivus08]

lol you two are massive fags

[sasule777]

Mercenaries 2: World in flames anyone ????? LOL

[hansbekverbauer]

another nutcase..

[heavymetalgod345]

DAS TECHNOVIKING!!!

[almanzor2006]

LOL

[bigestville]

Puhahahaahah. :D

[tastyryan]

hahaha!

[emosneezeo]

haha! funeh xD

[33hegemon]

if the Technoviking finds the creator of this video, he will eat his spinal chord.

[PrinceZeroZ]

what the fuck is that???

[praetoriaen]

Lol check out his red socks :P

L.O.C.

[ursixx]

psst red sock the other 1 is blue ..rumour has it that the techno viking is color blind

[praetoriaen]

oO isn't colour blindness with green and red?

L.O.C.

[Darkmoon0999]

Wtf! that the techno viking guy looks so hot,

so sexy lol XD LOL!

Great vid.

[Mameru]

AAAAAAAAAuhAAUhaUhUAHauHAuaH

awesome!!!!!

AHUAHuaHAU

(Y)

[deadslutbluewater]

i went to germany and beat the shit out of this pussy then everyone started following me, fuck this fagget.

[Archivus08]

lol ur a retarded faggot please catch aids and die

[WanderleiSilva29]

so did i.... i put my elbow in his face. He hit the floor and was out cold. I just sneered at him and snarled while the people watched on and continued dancing.... then i just walked away and shook my head.

[srbijaZAzivotCCCC]

Chuck norris and this guy rule the world, they are gods amoungst men, or boys in your case.

[guitarpic123]

DIE IN FUCKING HELL FAGGOT ASS CUNT BALL SUCKING DICK CHOKING PUSSY HATING DOUCHE BAG !!

- to deadslutbluewater

btw you cant hurt this guy, he will ALWAYS destroy you.

[ursixx]

well done !!!!!

[Kevlaweste]

my favourite edit of the Technoviking 5*

[1ToNJaB]

how come we don't have Straight Pride Parades? not fair.

[Hako2004]

What are you going to celebrate? The right to get married? The right to serve in the military? The right to adopt children? Oh yeah......you already have those.

[1ToNJaB]

And what do Gay people Celebrate? the Right to get married, to right to serve in the Military? The right to Adobt Children? Oh yeah... you already have those. This isnt 1982.

[TheGodMar]

You can have them if you want. No one's stopping you. The parade might be kind of big, though. :D I'm not entirely sure this is a GLBT parade anyway...

[2DNoodleRusselmurdoc]

it's not a GLBT parade, those people are TechnoVikings followers who worship him.the guy in the black is one of Chuck Norris's followers who in the video was hummiliated and told to beat it bitch.=)

[Archivus08]

hahahah very cool video

[remmus2k]

Lol it goes with the video

[XenoCes]

Doof nur, dass das von der Hateparade ist, nicht von der Loveparade :P

[loh120]

These technovikino videos sux, some small beard no shirtdoesnt make him viking.

Check out this vid for real viking song

[Rsbeier]

FOCKER NICE

[VinceMB]

I seriously wonder if he knows how popular he is.....

[trisiti]

Next time i go to Berlin, I'm going to try and find him. I think that would be the interview of the century right there.

[SunLutang06]

indeed but the loveparade is moved to Dortmund

[YouNoop]

its not loveparade its fuckparade!

[ninlandon]

he is so fat!

[fieserfettsag]

i love this song :)

[gadernasa]

hmmm  are it in denmark ? or ... :)

[praetoriaen]

Universe, Solar system, Earth, European Union, Germany, Berlin(what street i don't know :P)

L.O.C.

[duttend]

Nope, that's Oslo, Norway.

[PastramiStaven]

WHAT?!!?? It's in Berling, Germany.

[swraider6062]

LOL BERLING. :D

[PastramiStaven]

lol xD I ment Berlin* My bad.. ;)

[swraider6062]

:D lol

[DjsBoneAndBlow]

Can somebody tell what exactle is with this techno viking guy? he has a gang or something?

[trisiti]

The world is his gang. Bow to him, as he is your lord and could destroy you if he so desired.

[polooxman]

HAHAHAHAH

[mene1in]

He's a buff raver that secured the justice of all blue-haired ravettes everywhere, has awesome technorave moves, and looks like an awesome viking. Thus, he is the TECHNOVIKING!!!!

[Sargpoliererin]

Naja das orginal ist besser! Außerdem die Hose passt doch ^^ ich denk nicht das man sich bei so einem Oberkörper gedanken um die hose machen muss!

~HOT~

[aircanuck]

This is brilliant.

[timtom29]

hahaha über so einen trottel muß man sich doch lustig machen mit seiner fransenhose

[nachnorden]

Schwuchtel machen alles kaputt!

[xxmekishikojinxx]

HAHAHA dam this video, i've seen all the different versions and all kinds of music fits to the images XD crazy¡¡¡¡

[lateintheday2007]

This guy looks like an epileptic having a seizure to music.

[heyeverybodyshappy]

That's wha he was going for.

[sarpedon92]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[CWbridd]

the BEST technoviking remix so far!! keep up the good work!

[240LHD]

hahahahahahah

BEST VERSION SO FAR !!!

LMFAO till the end.

[haggismchaggis]

yeah GEIL

[tyciol]

Techno knows that you must defend the bluehaired girls from humping. He would beat up Vegeta if he knew his plans were to imitate Yamcha.

[Chai110]

haha techno viking this german is funny xD

[PsCruk]

his d best!!!!!!!!!!

[gamewiz9]

wow that dude who ran into the girl qas rapeing her =O

[RelevationNausea]

You've got to be kidding?

[mastereiner]

Hahahaha nice editing

[SteemoX]

is he swedish? because ''viking'' is swedish and.. yeah is he from sweden?

[Gammelman88]

No he's from Germany. He's dancing in Berlin.

P.S. I would say Vikings are a scandinavian phenomena and not just a swedish.

[Lindholmer5k]

dont ever say that again, as you will offend most norwegians and danish people! :[

[trisiti]

...Why?

[Lindholmer5k]

What do you mean why...?

[trisiti]

Why would what that offend Norwegians?

[Lindholmer5k]

Du er litt tett..?

[faxekondi4321]

its a wothless video disrespecting the real

TECHNO WIKING SPIRIT AND YOU FAIL TECHNO WIKING DENMARK WILL SLAUGHTER YOU ALL

[stevewagemans]

Very cool Technoviking remake !

[thepainkiller230]

hahaha

[PHARRAOH]

a god my ass! he's a wanker! or possibly a god-in west hollywood

[FESS143]

ur just sad that ur not the almighty techno viking

[PHARRAOH]

nigga-please! if i were to walk down the street here in la doing that crap, some transformer would rear-end me before i got 2 yards! hes a friken homo.

[FESS143]

for 1 im white and 2 i truly wish u would get hit by a transformer

[Raikiri290]

Man, this guy's a god

[topcat1981]

ajajajajajaja

[DocBlack8]

Are you mocking Technoviking with this crap? He'll ass rape you, kill you, and then dance on your corpse....

[aronron2727]

Du bist idiot.

[bughunter801]

omg this edit is my most favorite of all.  a victory so epic it might be a win

[GregRK7]

dude i love techno viking but chuck can kick techno vikings ass. It would be a good fight though.

[colanshaguar]

What a loser!!!

[krazygreen]

Don't badger Techo Viking, he will find you and do his magic Viking Dance to eliminate you.

[ktzeroii]

With his non-matching socks of DOOM!

[aronron2727]

What a real loser this Technono NO Viking. Hahahahahahahahaha !

Wie alt bist Du ?

[RebeccaRawwrr1]

Fuck the haters, Techno Viking rocks.

Your just fucking jealous cause you'd never have the balls to do what he is doing, in those clothes.

So fuck off?

[TheRealDrache]

Some will never understand the power that is the Techno Viking. Chuck Norris wishes he was as muscular and could dance as good as the Techno Viking. They had to use a special lens on the video camera just to capture the footage of a demigod on the streets with mortals. None stare directly into the eyes of the Techno Viking because it is said to cause cardiac arrest from the fear it generates. An offering of spring water is one of the only known offerings that will spare your life.

[stsmsvkl]

Damn hippies and damn wannabe viking hippie jerk.

[zikuli1]

ugly mother fucker. X)

[zloivolk]

Viking only drinks upside down water!!

All hail die Techno Viking

[palin1234]

ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha­haha!!!!!! loool, you guys are hilarious.... like the biggest nerds on earth :S

[palin1234]

ahahahahahhaahhaahhaahhahahaha­hahahaahahah!!!! you guys are sicK! but hilarious... nerds xD

[ZombieGirlSin]

Yeah Techno Viking is sexy!

[RehabMedic]

Absolutely brilliant!

I Love this...Because the TechnoViking does not dance to the music...the music dances to the TechnoViking!!!

No way HE's disco dancing... ;)

Great editing...just the best of these...

[dstdvl]

nice bouncing pecs! the hair needs some work...

[ScaperSteph]

ROFL!

[SaintFu]

Aw, that's no fair. You can't do that to Technoviking!

What am I saying? That's hella LOL. Can't breathe....

[OrangeBud89]

áááá LOL:D

[cabron77]

genious, cant stop laughing!

[hueyn90]

Great editing. Im laughin' out loud.