Drive in cannock in my Ford Escort Ghia 1.6

[oxchloelouise]

PAUL, do you have twitter?

[jajkc]

R u on day release, wat is the point of this video really, uve bin into cannock and u thought i know ill tell every1 about my shitty car and the fukin weather the only way ill ever understand y u did this is if ur off ur face on smak.

[paulgrimsley]

I have to agree with MAC2472. And add that I think the word Cretin has gone out of fashion too quickly.

[paulgrimsley]

I have to agree with MAC2472. And add that I think the word Cretin has gone out of fashion too quickly. 

[DaveandNic4eva]

You look very familiar...doesn't stop you being a sad sad weirdo for making this video though! lol...Shouldn't you be at work?!? No wait, people in Cannock don't work - I forgot.

[cannockpimp]

This has got to be a piss take! You can't really be this sad? Do you still breast feed? Is your gf really ugly? Please move out of cannock as your giving us all a bad name, p.s your cars shit.

[DaveandNic4eva]

@cannockpimp PMSL!!! I expect he doesn't have a gf with that car pal! lol

[staffordlad1]

Thank you and chayrs ears,I used to skatebord back in the olden day's(70's) in the multi.That was a really nice tour that you gave me round Canock(but I did look out of the window)The Old sheaf,and roebuck,,and the u-turn that you made was just round the corner from mi moms place an'all ar kid!. Thanx again and palease stay a careful driver!!.

[tate109]

Are you fuckin serious!!!!

Last time I ever say I live near to Cannock.

[staffordlad1]

@tate109 Yow nob end!!.

[RubixDragon]

Is this the New TOP GEAR SPECIAL NEEDS EPISODE? This is the guy that got arrested for driving around all day with the dead body of his grandmother in the boot of his car.

[RPKGameVids]

You seem like a really nervous unconfident driver (I am too), I was just wondering are you new to driving?

[TheMrAdax]

Truly the best video I've ever seen on youtube. Utterly astonishing piece of work. This must have took years of planning and thought. Utterly gripping from start to finish. I'm stunned with the amazement of this video. Nothing comes close LOL!

[MrJonnyboyification]

be a driving instructor

[badbob1983]

Have you thought of taking it up? I think you'd do pretty well. Even I passed the exam first time on a motorbike in torrential rain! You seem attentive to what's both ahead and behind.

[badbob1983]

Paul, are you an advanced driver? Your commentary seems pretty good.

[paulisthebest3uk]

@badbob1983 lol nah haha

[ford30691]

YA DICK GET A LIFE OR JOB

[paulisthebest3uk]

@ford30691 got both! Cheers!

[silawn85]

i know that guy you muppit. make us cannock lot look like fools why dont ya. i just have to say we are not all like this tit

[paulisthebest3uk]

@silawn85 lol thankfully - or cannock would be a bit weird!

[MAD2472]

and people in Cannock wonder why everyone thinks we are thick as shit yocals, here is your answer!!!!!!!!!

[paulisthebest3uk]

@MAD2472 i wouldnt personally have said i was thick as **** but if you think that fair enough.

[cotty74]

did i really just see this video or was it a dream. are you single? you must be. oh hold on i,ve just seen a 1.6 escort pass me. spurt spurt.

how did you find the 3 rd ramp coming down the multi. i found it quite tight due to a drug addict injecting smack on the far left corner. although i did find the exit to the car park quite refreshing with a gentle left turn onto the road. quite nice in my ford sierra.

[joc4eva09]

@cotty74

Nope, he's not single

[audreybright22]

Realy liked your video, I lived in Hednesford for a while, took a copy of it for later enjoyment.

Thanks.

Andrew

[F1ghtTheFuture]

That is by far the best video I've seen of someone driving out of Cannock multi-storey car park ever - Awesome!

[ebayfreakonline]

are u handicapt

[SamanthaJL123]

why would u do tht?

[theschuminator]

lol?

[soldier501]

It's so strange to see that you drive on the left in England... Here in Germany it's on the right :P

[aphexjh]

i know i was like "is the lock on the driver's side broken? oh wait."

[whohungthemonkey]

Very funny! Paul always makes me laugh!

[sosker]

just bought this one =] good car hell yeah!

[racefaceec90]

unfortunately do not have a car anymore,but have owned 3 fords in my time.2 fiesta 1.1l's and a sierra 1.6l,all good cars.but cannot afford a car at the moment.have a bicycle as my transport.0 to 60 however steep the hill is haha!!!

[paulisthebest3uk]

Fair play mate, Sierra :x - fiesta 1.1's cvh - hmm what reg or mks? Recession will harm the best of us but you will be back driving soon! trust paulisthebest3uk has spoken

[bgnintendo]

i always do free running round there with my mates lol its wierd looking at it and thinking OMG i know where that is

[cujo9]

this is a legendary video, pure class !

[paulisthebest3uk]

wow, just a simple video causes so much contraversory! All i am doing is driving my no more ford escort saloon ghia!

[jezz99uk]

why?

[fry847]

id rather fuck my own mom than go for a drink with this tool

[chimpyjet]

Erm... yeah...

[reaceuk86]

what a fag

[lexarquette]

is that the best u can do,reaceuk86 ? truly inspired. I love the thought of you getting power-fucked deep in your throat,Are those tears of pain or pleasure? Dont break the Law,now! You'll be rooted within an inch of your life nightly in prison...and I know how much you'd HATE that......BLESS YOU, Angel.

[johnoakley100]

"as you can see" !!!!

[stickyplums]

what a plonker... he had loads of chances to join the road.. but oh no ... he waits.... an waits ..... yawn.....and waits!!!! pmsl... cant wait 4 the next enthrawling episode .....NOT!!! sos m8 ur prob a ok bloke .... just make sh!t videos ... try paint dryin next time ... or grass growin!!!

[USSwoookie]

Number 1, i fail to see the point also in this video at least have the camera facing the road maybe we would have see a nice ferrari and make it worth watching,

Number 2, you said you can hardly feel the bumps in your car, So why say the road is very bumpy duh,

Number 3, your driving is terrible jerky very jerky

Number 4, careful with a camera if i was in van behind you and i saw the camera and if it was showing me i would of rammed you straight up the arse into a lampost no joke

[beckymcfly]

i live by cannock multi storey (:

good vid (Y)

[abiluke1618]

paddy thats legendary..

[Ultimateskywarp]

nice vid paul

[RobbieDesigner]

Pure class. You should do a video diary for a week in your life.

[Kiowan918]

Can someone explain the point of this video, fail to see the appeal of watching billybob here.

[paulisthebest3uk]

there is abosultely no point - its just there, watch it or dont watch it - kind of answering your own question

[ZakJustice]

Over 5000 views for this :) Love it ! Rock on Paul !

WOOO watch out for them sharp corners dude :)

[mousey7789]

haha brilliant!!

speed camera, take it down to 30,, uum i was always doing 30 anyway :P

[cosine303]

yer but all he has to do is leave it in a low gear, then it can't go over 30.. 2nd or 3rd..hhmm

I was told I was speeding once.. 50 mph.. joke is you'd need a down hill wind and a vertical incline to get that out of the car..lol that was years ago.

[gtfolurkers]

Chip is a cunt. Zippy ftw!!!!

[nevardc2710]

LEGEND!!!

[Knowlesy42]

Rivetting viewing. Well done.

[bubblebobble2005]

I have an E60 M5 that pisses all over your oil burning piece of shit. Its even more pathetic when knobs in 535d's try to keep up with me. Yes BM diesels are the best you can buy...but sill an oil burner for people who are worried about mpg.

[monkeyjuice128]

your a cock lol he never said he was a racer so what u chattin pussyhole?

[lisaeeyore]

Omg! U are a proper geek lol

[cosine303]

but the thing is with him.. he's genuine and not some like many fake wannabe idiots that infests youtube trying to get famous , yet they have no talent. Thats why people watch his stuff and plenty more like him.

[joshbeaven]

his mum is so nice to lend him her car

[alexcarney1]

haha what gave you the idea to do this? legend!

[170st]

5:30 in 'take it DOWN to 30, its 30 all across this road'

Hmmm speeding were we????

[jamesh999]

thtas your pride and joy? you should have stuck in at school you knobberand you might have had something decent at your age.

[jimboxr4x4]

I particularly like the exciting bit where you descend from the top story down to the second to top story. Absolutely gripping.

[reaper850]

no one seems to like him.... you can all blow it up ya ass, he cool

[mrtoadIcant]

Why all the nasty comments, yeah Escorts are shit but he liked it and he seems a nice fella, so leave him alone..

[russellc123]

i wouldnt even piss on that car if it was on fire mate

[scottlfc4eva1]

the bloke has no freinds

[TheDebate1]

your obviously not very well informed on the life and works of this Internet genius. Before you make any more miscalculated observations you might want to do your research as most of us well know that he has friends who are featured in his latest works.

[sarahbbz2006]

hahahaha. legend!

[LAGERL0UT]

would have been funny if you started mowing down the pedestrians in the car park whilst reviewing it lol.i can imagine it now,this game is pretty good,the controls are responsive and the graphics on the pedestrians faces is tops.Ill give it 7 out of 10 GGGOOODBYE LOL

[nanhunters56]

its a ryt bang of shit u prick

[TheDebate1]

Leav him alone he's a fookin legnd!!!

[mathowlett]

This inspired me to pass my driving test on the third attempt. I almost crashed into one of those new shaped beetles today in a box junction. That was exciting.

[sallycattani]

great video,Have you got a new car now? Sorry to hear the Escort died.

[MrPopular22]

Why do i watch that? I dont know lol

[Looktisme]

At least he's not trolling around youtube posting insults at people. Keep posting vids Paul and ignore the morons.

[wootton1991]

and wat do u drive a fiesta or rover lmao prik!!!

[Looktisme]

That response proves that it's not even worth getting annoyed. Lol.

[wootton1991]

m8 um a rite cock................. chattin shit about ya car sayin u dow wna scratch it......... it a beancan neways

[tylerdurden2006]

transit van speeding behind you? typical

[birminghamade]

why are u giving a tutorial of driving in a carpark ?? wierdo

[BurtWilson1]

That's one of the funniest videos on Youtube. Rofl

[wikichris]

I don't think he realises why it's so funny!

[EdwardJamesOldmos]

Sorry, Partridge. But yeah, I mean that as a compliment. The world's a far more interesting place with simple, humble minded people in it.

[EdwardJamesOldmos]

It's a real life Alan Patridge, I'm actually imagining that you're driving a Lexus IS200.

[tylerdurden2006]

I just watched another video of his where he stole a traffic cone and remembered this comment. haha

[catsickinatescobag]

i can't stop watching...and i'm not sure why lol

[StellaSteve80]

i bet hes always like that when drivin, even if hes not filming

[StellaSteve80]

lol, what a dick

[mathowlett]

Strangely captivating... Paul has the X Factor !! Hahaha

[HeroesBlog1]

what a fucking gimp

[cchs4797]

haha i live by him

[kingsod]

lol...mad a box of fried frogs but quite entertaining. Hey next time - put a view of the camera through front window so we can see the raods and stuff - that would be cool:)

[kezz17]

i saw you in asda the other day.

[samsungnokia95]

i thought i will see the car not your face, show something useful about the car next time

[fowksey4life]

Lol by the look on your face. when the song came on you looked pretty horrified.

[kezz17]

so you just randomly stopped there?

[dannyd12100]

whats the dance tune at the start?

[paulisthebest3uk]

it was before i turned it off - dj tiesto - adaigo for strings

[dannyd12100]

of course, a classic cheers mate

also paul when you putting some new vids up?

[Neodude991]

Should check out some lcd soundsystem instead....

[hotdaddyhuggy]

Paul, where are u mate?! You haven't posted any new vids for a while now!!!

[UberCyberBeast]

You're a very strange man.

[chelsea4qup]

WATCH SCOUSE BAZ FROM CANNOCK

[tomsavfc]

are you taking the piss?

[simonfb10]

Dont think he is. I think he's a bit simple.

[kezz17]

my house is on there hahaha

youve just shown everyone where you live you bell.

[generalissue]

really strange.......

[tronus]

Paul, you're the best. As a New Yorker it's interesting to see driving action in Cannock which I learned is not far south from Manchester, home of great music.

But we need more reviews, man!

[beanz991]

When you were sat at that junction you could have gone like 4 times....

[paulisthebest3uk]

lol thanks for the comments rather mixed bag there, the escort (orion) 1.6 ghia was one of the better cars i have driven, power steering, electric windows and stuff not to mention the higher insurance band, beautiful, oh the head gasket see you soon!

[robby0069]

oh DEAR

[mossy6969]

you prick shud of left the music up he is 1 annoying twat

[robby0069]

if i see you in cannock I WILL give you a slap.

[kefalonia3]

only gay bitches slap

[69moondog69]

paul we need some more reviews please

[81runFROMwhat]

although not much happens I cant help but watch it all the way to the end!

very marion and geoff!

[UberCyberBeast]

LOL. Same thing happened to me, even though I thought it was boring and strange.

[ay2122]

i <3 you

[riboflavin138]

i love this man.

he talks you through.

as you can see.

[gnu2tux]

dude. you need to get a life. WHY are you telling people this. You need to get a girlfriend and stop spending your time making stupid videos that nobody wants to see.

[younewt]

Have you got a girlfriend?

[UberCyberBeast]

Of course he hasn't; this is what happens to guy who can't get one after many years, LOL.

[wombat310]

Well he has really given the game away! Turns around at White Lion!

[ArnoldSwarzeneggar75]

I admit he's strange but you obviously watched this haha so you must have wanted to see it.

[paulisthebest3uk]

lol i need to get a life? - hmm i dont want to respond to it in a critical way but 1) i have a girlfriend and 2) nobody wants to see - you watched it all the way to the end! Look at point 2 more than point 1! Thanks for the constructive critism!

[Medinus]

I enjoy watching your videos Paul, Don't listen to the cock guzzling faggots that say otherwise.

UK for the win. :)

[SLIPS82]

Hey, you mean b@sta@rd! Leave him alone you bully :) I think you & paul should get in on! You could help him make some new vids!

[leob81]

'Dude'..Why are you speaking like an American?

[generalissue]

roger tht!

[ArnoldSwarzeneggar75]

paul my speccy won't load any games and the aerial is fucked it makes a fuzzy noise it won't tune in properly. The games start to load then crash i bought this heap of shit on ebay i not happy :(

[davembodd]

as you can see, as you can see is his catch phrase

[laffo16]

paul, could you please do a review on one of my old fav games on the spectrum, its not a particaly popular one but still a very very good game. "3 weeks in paradise" on the specy. could you pm me to let me know if u decide to review it, much appreciate it! 'appy days!

[48kbrain]

your are a genius paul

i think youre the bets!!!

[Menzies89]

this is awful why do u feel that people need to see this have you ever thought about stuff that is actually constructive think of what u could do in the time you filmed this,and u take too long to turn into the turning no wonder the transit van was so far up ur arse!and u actually let the viewer know this thats how bad it is

[ArnoldSwarzeneggar75]

Can't quite see the point of this video Paul!

[kefalonia3]

well i liked it asshole, paul do more

[paulisthebest3uk]

Lol me hot? Never!! Anyway thanks for all the comments guys, unfortunately the 1.6 GHIA is no longer with us, she was scrapped due to a head gasket fault, corroded brake pipes, leaking rear shock absorbers amongst other faults ... RIP escort.

[JoeGeneralX]

I hope you know that american chicks love british guys like you, My girlfriend thinks your hot.

[strunway]

another nice littel vid by paul.

a like paul's vids they are soo chilled and relaxing.

But i want to know more about Paul.

He is interesting, Ashlee Simpson?? I could not care less wot she says but paul.... lol, for some reason I want to know what he thinks. Thats the likibility factor.

cheers P

[kefalonia3]

ashlee simpsons??????

what about her?

[richardh754]

We Want More Reviews Please

[strunway]

what do u mean 'we want reviews' ?

[richardh754]

We Want More Reviews Please

[rob1969in]

Nice one mate,Stan was a misunderstood genius as a player...

I wish there was somewhere I could sell speccy games I have thousands!

[keptboy]

Good video were you going swimming at the Cannock swimming baths or were you popping to Cannock Exchange to sell a few speccie cassettes.... Either way good to see Cannock on the map, and love the multi storey car park which is very scary and easy to scrape your car as your going down the ramps...... Great video and keep up the good work

[paulisthebest3uk]

i dont live on the stafford road lol, yeah cannock exchange is a very dodgy second hand flog place, you must have never travelled to shoal hill!

[rob1969in]

You live anywhere near Stan "the man" Colleymore?

[keptboy]

stan colleymore lives on the new penkridge road in cannock and I believe paul lives on the stafford road in cannock they are not too far away from each other

[Babybahamut]

Nice vid :) Would it be possible to have one showing the road in front of you? Would be nice to see some views of a british town :)

[Sabocalypse]

haha I thought you only said the famous catch phrase "as you can see" in your video game reviews, but when I heard it in the beginning of this video it cracked me up lol

[fishthekiller99]

nice vid:)

[bx16v]

I hope you were out buying a gamegear or something !!

[ToricoUK]

I feel the urge to listen to Driving In My Car by Madness ;)

[Neodude991]

Nice vid, your a pretty good driver also, I'd feel safe in your car!

[DubSe7en]

you should join the Orion Register (although your car is badged as an escort, it's still an Orion :-) )

[madderscientist23]

Warning: You are not playing Gran Turismo :)

[EvildeadCellar]

Right on Paul. Keep to the speed limit. Fuck the driver behind. If they want to go faster let them overtake.

Watch the camera thing. It could be classed as distracted driving or more commonly as Driving without due caution.

[paulisthebest3uk]

the camera was mounted on a mount on the windscreen via a suction cap.. i forgot it was there, no distraction was intended, im a very cautious driver and for me safety is uttermost

[EvildeadCellar]

Can't be too careful these days, My friend got done for smoking whilst driving.

Then again he was swerving doing a roll-up doing 55mph in a 30mph.

[antoasis21]

YOUR VIDS ARE COOL, ALL THE BEST FROM Northern Ireland!!

[Georgestuffs]

Awesome :D

[bobfresco]

haha such an ace video