Monty Python - The Audit

[kepone405]

Oh, you're no fun anymore >:(

[Sealand18]

What was that direction again?

[stitch99]

Wilkins is a terrible liar.

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

Leave your radio on during the night.

[greenhuntress]

you naughty person!

[sarcee1960]

What was a shilling worth? What is the US equivalent?

[YourFaceWillDie468]

@sarcee1960 I believe it is a very small amount---possibly less than a cent, though I very well may be wrong. I myself am American.

[ToVictory]

@sarcee1960 A shilling became 5 new pence when the UK went metric,

[temp4010]

@sarcee1960 In 1969, a pound was worth about $2.40. In the pre-decimal British currency, there were twelve pence to a shilling and twenty shillings to a pound. So a shilling is worth about 12 cents. British pence were roughly equal in value to US cents. Nowadays the pound is decimal, so there are just 100 pence to a pound, and no shillings.

[thehessmachine]

Like if you just saw camel spotting before this!

[MultiMudaki]

i think its a racist joke

[MetalLabStudios]

1:52 Oooo!!!

[anythingnew]

I wish I could speak as well as these people in this present moment.

[UberMan5000]

Michael Palin is so adorable.

[TheKenfig]

Fivepence of a further Sixpence ??

[meljinator]

"It's my first, please be gentle with me"

The look from the cardinal...

[mateuszmattias]

I would like to complain to the Royal Frog Tramping Institute, 16 Rayners Lane London W C Fields. Does anyone now if the adress is still valid?

[HelenaVanCity]

@mateuszmattias It is perfectly valid, sir. I personally went there last week, to file a complaint, sir. Good luck with your complaint, sir. Good day, sir.

[desotowright]

"You naughty person." Oh John Cleese.

[finalventje]

a shilling wilkins XD

[loudchristian2112]

 "You naughty person."

[VirelanAndakTakaishi]

You naughty person! Wow, that took my breath away. What an insult!

[stokepogue]

He might as well steal it if it's only a shilling

[Wuayker]

I dont get the joke between 2:20 and 2:39 (last two jokes) I'm not british is this a class of inside joke?

[cartmann94]

@Wuayker license fees are taxes that people pay for their govermental TV and other services (ie the BBC in england). same way we pay in the USA if we want HBO or Cinemax on your cable or satellite service, they have to pay por the local TV. the private TV networks there dont do this because they air commercials like we do instead.

[andsoyousee]

did anyone notice how after palin said "it's my first sir, please be gentle with me!" jones [the pope] smiles deviously haha....

[Notebooked]

I love the huge and unexplainable applause after "And they wanna put the license fee UP!?".

[Modified67]

"Oh, you're no fun anymore."

"I heard that!"

[bastlake]

anybody notice him call Graham "Lady Chairman" at the start?

[DoubleGlog]

The dry humor at the end, nothing short of wonderful. It cracks me up. "Here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night... Leave your radio on during the night."

[MowgliX]

I love the Pythons!

[vedant5]

Rule the tube 2010 – CAuse you CA

Paste and watch this video, you will want to become an accountant

[dharmaseed]

Leave your radio on during the night.

[SovietGuy101]

Chairman and John - He Said it

Cardinal - No I Didnt

Chairman and John - oooOOOOOOHHhhhh

[hazworther]

@Chadner Embezzeled. You learn something every day.

[Chimerakiller981]

i.. i embezzles it sir!! *sob*

THE WHOLE THING?!

you naughty person

xD

[Chadner]

Dude, this sketch is one of my favorites, its got the best jokes

- This firm last year made a complete profit of a shilling.

- A shilling, Wilkins?

- Uh roughly yes sir.

- Wilnkins, I'm the Chairman of a multi million pound corporation and you are a very new chartered accountant. Isn't it possible that theres been some mistake?

- Well, that's very kind of you sir, but I don't think I'm ready to be chairman yet.

- Wilkins, this shilling, is it net or gross?

- It's British sir.

Cracks me up

[Phantomjudg3]

@Chadner -WHAT ALL OF IT!!!

[hazworther]

'Fivepence of a further sixpence?'

'Thats right, sir.'

'Then where is the other penny?'

'I....I....I *unknown word*ed it sir!'

???

[Chadner]

@hazworther Embezzle. He embezzled it. He stole it, took it from the company without authorization.

[Monthma]

@Chadner What, all of it!?

[StrangerForever85]

@hazworther Embezzle-verb. To steal money from your business.

No, I did not look that up in a dictionary. People call me a walking encyclopedia.

[EXRazeBurn]

@StrangerForever85 I'm guessing you spend a lot of time saying this line then:

"DICTIONARY. I am a walking dictionary."

=3

[pinkdrink1]

"Wilkins, this shilling, is it net or gross?"  "It's British, sir."

[LiltedLullaby]

THE randomest show ever. I love <3

[ScatmanKirby]

Did he spot a camel?

[orchidgal8]

You naughty person

[idratherbeinRohan]

you naughty person!

[CorneliusGhul]

Hahaha, "It's my first, please be gentle with me" followed by Terry Jones's smiling face.

[Zeredek]

"No I didn't"

"Ooooh!"

[joshaf26]

"Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake?"

Well, that's very kind of you, sir, but I don't think I'm ready to be chairman yet."

[Fudgewhelp]

"You naughty person."

[xxKJ127xx]

Leave your radio on during the night.

[Novazi74]

There's no place for sentiment in big business.

-

He's right you know.

Oh you're no fun anymore!

I heard that! Who said that?

He did! He did!

No I didn't!

Ooohh!

Right!

[Velyarminon]

Hahaha.

[MmetalworksS]

I heard that! Who said that?

Haha.

[xmichellexilkx]

lol the dude @ 2:25 is freakn adorable! looks like patrick from fallOutBoy!

[HeatherRawriee]

You mean Michael Palin? Yes, I quite agree. He is extremely adorable :)

[OrontesRM]

he's right you know

[Dodo251]

1:28 'You naughty person' LOL

[HeatherRawriee]

"They want to put the licence fee UP?!"

[Nolzer0]

"I embezzeled it, sir!"

"WHAT, ALL OF IT?!"

"Yes, all of it!"

"You naughty person."

[douro20]

Fired for embezzling a penny...

[DoubleGlog]

Not just a penny! ALL OF A PENNY!

It was around 10% of the corporation's income!

[pierwiastek777]

Not income but profit

not 10% but 1%

:)

[reformCopyright]

@pierwiastek777 A penny was 1/12 of a shilling (which was 1/20 of a pound), and thus 1/13, or about 7.7%, of the company's real net profit.

[Danhelll]

ALL OF IT?

[missingsydbarrett]

1:34

beautiful

[DarkJesterAD]

"You naughty person"

I can't begin to explain how hard i laughed lol

[Novazi74]

There's no place for sentiment in big business.

-

He's right you know.

Oh you're no fun anymore!

I heard that! Who said that?

He did! He did!

No I didn't!

Ooohh!

Right!

(and he is then thrown under a "camel")

[why1so1serious1]

where is the other penny ???? !! ???

and we made a profit of a shilling :p

great

[Jemmer1000]

Fivepence of a further sixpence?

[absinthematt]

If you can upload Prices on the Planet Algon that would be very cool :)

[LtGripweed]

Leave your radio on during the night.l

[PrudenceNumberNine]

:46 'Wilkins' I've heard that name before...

did he ever fall past a window?

[gemby]

no, that was robertson.

[Falru]

Wilkins.

[gemby]

robertson!

[dharmaseed]

It'll be Parkinson next.

[StyxTBuferd]

...THAT was wilkins

[gemby]

THAT was wilkins. he was a good golfer, wilkins. rotten at finance.

[WolfmanAWS]

"You naughty person."

Said with such a straight face from one of the greatest comedic actors of all time, the immeasurable Mr. John Cleese.

[andu1337]

"You naughty person"

LOL

[darganx]

Palin as the Jewish Guy..

genius!!

[Endrawnia]

wow that has to suck person9144, we simply have to pay just have normal cable, no license nessacery.

[SkepticsClaw]

Even though the scenario is so ridiculous, I still always feel really sorry for Mike's character at the end...

[ThinDreamer30]

"You naughty person" lol

[CrystalHunter1989]

I embezzled it sir!

What, all of it?!

lol

[mohamedbongfish]

you naughty person!

[luxuriousnax]

O, this is no fun anymore...

[MrPie455]

Who said that?

[luxuriousnax]

Me, I said that...

It's also the name of the episode - and Terry Jones says you're no fun anymore in this sketch.

[Whiplashr]

You gotta love Jones (Cardinal) reaction to the "It's my first, please be gentle with me!" line.

[no1696]

oh, you're no fun anymore

[Aquaseemore]

Who said that? He did! Oh no I didn't! OOH!!

[communiqation]

Michael's so adorable. Who doesn't love him?

[daregularperson]

@communiqation I don't love him! I merely like him, as it is hard for me to distinguish his adorableness with the low quality video. Furthermore, I am a newfound fan of Monty Python, and it simply has not had enough time to grow on me as of yet.

[DiligentSleeper]

@daregularperson oh, don't worry......it will....! ;)

[daregularperson]

@DiligentSleeper Good! I think I'll pick up the DVD soon, too. :D

[thewhulk]

lol he got put under a camel

[missachan08]

"You naughty person"

Wow, I love him.

[moonpoetry]

"You naughty person." :-)

[mikethefoxhog]

Best line EVER... XD

[MrAllanJ]

"They want to put the licence fee up?!"

[GeneralGrey]

I love that line...completely Python

[AmbientMusic]

Would that line be referring to the BBC fee? I'm a stupid American, which is why I ask.

[person9144]

Yes- in the UK, we have to get a TV licence to watch TV legally. It pays for the BBC. The other channels are paid for by adverts, but there's no advertising on the BBC, so they need money.

[golbezomega]

there is no adverts on BBC? woah... In Italy, we pay for the RAI and still get the adverts -_-

[pyro9050]

"You naughty person."

That makes me laugh EVERY time.

[Stephie2007]

"I embezzled it,sir!"

"you naughty person!"

[Tykie16]

And here is a reminder to leave your radio on during the night:

Leave your radio on during the night

:D:D:D

[wmtribegirl09]

it's my first, please be gentle with me!

i love michael palin

[backwardswhalebone]

me too!!!!

he's sooooo cute!

[Iamnotabug]

Which of these skits conatain the people in the office nuilding, and people falling outside the window?

[hhhxxxhhh]

the office skit

youtube it

[Iamnotabug]

kk, I found it anyways

[kozysnacker]

"is it net or gross?"

"it's british, sir."

[petestolemyheart10]

i LOVE when john says "oh you naughty person"

[clokverkorange]

"I embezzled it sir!"

"What? All of it?"

LOL

[Nelsongirlnr1]

and here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night.

... leave your radio on during the night.

Lol!!

[YinYan7]

i dont get that bit where micheal palin goes "They want to put the lience fee up?"

[VideyoJunkei]

Some in the audience actually clapped at that,so it must be an in-joke or something political going on at the time. Makes no sense now, does it?

[YinYan7]

yeah, doesnt make any sense at all

[mrgumby42000]

I think it's a Jewish stereotype.

[ericthefrootbat]

look how PERFECT Michael's hair is...yummy.

[backwardswhalebone]

ooooh, Michael's making it hot in here!

and yes, he is VERY yummy.

watch blackmail. I always squeal watching that one.

michael= <3

[backwardswhalebone]

oooooh, yes. Michael's making it hot in here.

and I really agree, his hair is very yummy.

I want to stroke it ssooooo badly.

[BlitzFuchs]

Oh you're no fun any more. ;) Funny. Funnier with the whole 'you're no fun any more' routine.

[dorekatja]

"and now there is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night... leave your radio on during the night!" hilarious! all of it! 5 stars!

[MillebilleKrokodille]

"You naughty person." I laugh every time Cleese says this, and with absolutely no facial expression. Soo nice acting.

JOLLY GOOD!

[Kain456]

I now have proof I've spent too long in a Business School. I understand what Michael says... and it makes sense. o_o;

[murielsartre]

"And they want to put the licence fee up?"

I giggle every time at that line.

[MrsPither]

Michael is adorable in this one!! <3

[linapleachimPL]

Oh yes, He is:):)

[nickym0usex0x]

michael is always adorable. <3

[maddiedd]

i agree :)

[backwardswhalebone]

oh yes. always. watch the army protection racket sketch. He's so sexy in that one. watch it!

[pockypurse]

Poor Michael. xD; *feels bad when he's crying*

[ANANASJE1985]

you naughty person :D:D:P:D:D:D:D:P

[VictorianAnnie]

Michael is so cute in this

[linapleachimPL]

Michael is just cute in general:):D

[locusts2eh2]

That's very kind of you, sir but I don't think I'm ready to be chairman yet!

[icouldsayitthrice]

A cardinal hit by a train ???

I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition !

[argetlamgirl711]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUOSITION!

ssry, had to say it ;)

[linapleachimPL]

Michael Palin is the cutest:*:*

[uttini]

only rivaled by graham :D

i love the "Oooh!" that graham and john do after terry lies XD

[pipes90]

fantastic

"You naughty person."

[almadora]

god terry looks lovely.

[drsdino]

are you, gay?

[PheatherP]

I believe that almadora is a girl.

[drsdino]

never mind

[almadora]

yes i am, thanks, pheatherp.