Fart Deodorant, Crotch Grabbing & A sticky mess

[rider012]

When I was going to high school I too had this habit of touching my crotch--a lot. And I got tease about it all the time from other students. I still like touching my crotch sometimes in public--with out even thinking about it. Such action sometimes would prove embarrasing like this one time when I did this on a bus and was accused of trying to jerk off and I got thrown off the bus.

[rider012]

When I was going to high school I too had this habit of touching my crotch--a lot. And I got tease about it all the time from other students. I still like touching my crotch sometimes in public--with out even thinking about it. Such action sometimes would prove embarrasing like this one time when I did this on a bus and was accused of trying to jerk off and I got thrown off the bus.

[swordebrithil12]

Don't even know why I do it but I have a bad habit of touching my crotch sometimes. It's just when you get uncomfortable, why not just, after you realize what the person's doing, kindly look away to give them their privacy? I see girls fixing their bras like all the time, I just look away.

[brickstar56]

who touches them selves when a hearse passes by

[taydortot12]

love the part at 0:47 lol thumbs up if u agree

[sh0rtZsw33t]

well, what if its in the privacey of your own home ... i mean like even a police man will need to scratch his crotch once in a while ... the ichyness, intenceness, the felling you get when you grab your balls!!!! like if that made you need to itch or grab your balls :D

[acbulgin2]

Don't you need to pay a licensing fee or ask Queen's permission to play "Radio Ga Ga" in the background here?

[TheflyingcupcakeXD]

What about sompthing men masterbate girls like me never would ever touch ourselves.......

[BlizzardIceFox]

@St0rmMaster man........tough times....

[littlemizhott]

wat does michael jackson have to be doing in italy

[BlizzardIceFox]

So, if Michael Jackson were still alive and lived in Italy, he would be thrown in JAIL?!!

[JeyKeropi16]

Ohhh so thats what sticky mess was.... :o

[lulusia19]

and u cant smell it

[lulusia19]

lol i'm telling the truth girls fart quitetly

[FlappyButtWings]

that fart neutralizer looks like kotex menstral pad....

[bf6067]

I agree, it is stupid to punish guys for grabbing themselves in public. Women can do it with their breasts and even reach down to their private areas but when it comes to men, they are concidered perverted. And that area can become very itchy at times!

[Zora618]

Radio Gaga. <3

[EBeydoun]

hahahahahahahahhaa!!!!! i laughed my butt off on this one!!!!

[DragonFighter1133]

Fart pants.......what that is totly gay as ever

[daisyhinojosa23]

Michael Jackson might be banned from Italy lol

[foxybox11]

he's trying SOOOO hard not to laugh.

[TheMichaelJacksonSex]

what about Michael Jackson`s crotch grabbing???

[TheMichaelJacksonSex]

on 0:44 i was looking for our country, Slovenia. it`s next to Italy under Austria. AND IT ISN`T THERE!! people, we exist! and that thing up there isn`t even the right shape!

[201doom]

@TheMichaelJacksonSex you are just a figment of imagination look away from his comment it isnt really there neither is "slovenia"

[Basram]

@TheMichaelJacksonSex so what, the landmass is there

[Misypo]

2bad italy

[waydownwaydownwaydow]

@herbienbrian

but girls go to the bathroom to do stuff like that.

[bbbebito]

what?

[xXMrGreenEyes24Xx]

That actually sound like a great invention.

[xXFredBurgerXx]

oh come on.... girl's readjust their upper junk all the time!!!1

[marketus07]

MMMmm molassass

[PagweeDreamzzKoley]

i suddenly have a strong urge to move to Italy..

[JordanJohnsonShow]

But... my farts smell like flowers.

[shelbyZmijewss]

HAHAHA ITS ILLEGAL TO GRAB YOUR CRITCH NOW?!?! thats like saying you cant fart in public!!!

[zipguin]

o m g..you made me...a....S L E E P

[cyborg00000]

Background music = Radio GaGa By: Queen.

[903007]

@cyborg00000 Im the manliest man around you bust on Queen you suck more than Freddie ever did!

[snake2515]

u a faggot

[kjmal1]

Dude, I live like 10 miles away from Johnstown in Colorado! It is a really small place! Like one stop light kind of small...

[lilnelisto13]

lol omg hilarious lmfao

[rodolfo1673]

AL Bundy is the number one man in putting hes hand inside hes pants hes a cool cat! lol

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

lol I lurve being Italian!

[purpleicecubes]

wow lmao thats funnnnnyyyyyyyy

[watchensee]

Men also grab themselves for good luck? JEEZE!!!!

[Reises4eva]

@watchensee Ikr?

[watchensee]

@Reises4eva What is lkr? Don't mean to sound dumb!

[Reises4eva]

@watchensee nah you are not dumb! It is, I know right.

[multiReact]

wtf?

[BiteHunter]

I don't know. Farting in someone's face or catching a fart in the face can be sexy in that sado-masochistic kind of way. I don't think I would want a fart neutralized or perfumed. Farts can smell sweet or sour, alkaline or acidic depending upon what foods were eaten, partially digested, and fermented. There should be a fart-smelling connoiseur to judge. But, farting into someone's face while getting a mouthful of anus can be sexy... and eh, juicy. Can someone tell me where I am?

[gzautner7]

your crazy

[briotera]

I'm italian,and this is true lol

[mylvl200wizardpwnsjk]

@ 1:20 continued on thats wat she said lol it was hard to clean coz there was so much of it, and hte cold temperature seemed to harden it XD owned

[connor6596]

y dnt u just shove a bar of soap up ur ass? it would b the same. and wut happens if u get kicked in the nuts? u go rub it on a tree? lol i guess no rappers could live in itally lol they wud get the death sentence

[rooroo77284]

0:52 ;D

[rooroo77284]

lmfao xD

[CIAfreak]

Tried em.....blew the sumbitch out like a bullet. Damn near took out three people.

[c00ki3v3]

wow i live like 5 mins from johnstown and i didnt even know about that

[BugEyeSatanMcGee]

When I saw "A sticky mess" In the title and saw the picture of the crotch in the Video Image...

[reallybigslide]

I agree!!! people shouldnt grab themselves in public!!!!! go to the bathroom to do it!!! and for you "Stupid Scrrren Name" smoking should be illegal!! I have asthma and even second hand smoking effects me badly!!!

[5hak3itup]

they basicly outlawed jacking off in italy hahaha

[qbb01]

Haha i thought farting crotch grabbing and then a sticky mess would all fit into the same category but it turns out they meant oil from trains

[xGreenFurx]

@qbb01 LOL

[xevilneonx]

@qbb01 LOL

[1707ification]

@qbb01 hahaha

[StupidScrrenName]

if america continues to head on this corse basic freedoms like crabbing your crotch will be outlawd too smoking is just the begging....

[danyawsomo]

fuck you i live in america and i can grab my crotch whenever i want and america is about freedom a law like that would never happen and ur just a little pussy thinking thats wrong and ciggarettes too plus making things illegal works like reverse psycoligy why do you think people do weed, if it was legal and they would make commercials and teach kids that weed is bad for you then less people would do it. but small things like that should never be made illegal even if some people think its bad

[annaberre]

This would be even funnier if you could spell.

[GregorysPancreas]

Thats bull shit!, I'm Italian and I was playing runescape and was in a pvp area and whilst i was watching porn, i was wanking and then i went back to the page i was dead! it is not good luck at all!. Thus the only good luck that comes out of it is mass producing into a tissue and not on my keyboard...

[63wwefan]

this doesn't even make any sense and its kind of mean

[c4llm3ch33z3c4k3]

ass holl

[tropeos]

hey this is idiotic i need to touch my peanuse caue when it gets up i need to hide it so this is a touch. second my balls stick on my legs so what i must do touch them and ubstick them!

its just like girls when they touch their tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 his things are totaly arrgoant no-minded bastard creators! hahaah like they dont touch their things!

[herbienbrian]

this is retarded, we need to touch our balls in public. Just like girls need to change their pads

[BKROckstar153]

@herbienbrian not in public. :))

[Reises4eva]

@herbienbrian But girls do not change their pads infront of everone xD

[dogchansey]

@herbienbrian

remind me if i ever see you to change my pad in front of you

[201doom]

@herbienbrian i really hate whne u needto shift but you dont get a chance to

[seriousbrukie]

@herbienbrian That may be so, but do you ever see a girl stopping in the middle of the side way, in a restaurant or in a store where everyone can see them, and change their pads? No. Because that's damn disgusting. We go to the bathroom. Where no one can see us change.

[daisyhinojosa23]

@herbienbrian so you guys only do it a week every month? lol

[thefriqueisin]

@herbienbrian in public?

[fevertotell00]

@herbienbrian Yeah but we don't do that IN public lol

[MyDirtySecret69]

@herbienbrian yea girls do it in the bathroom not in public! but crotch grabbing is sexy

[TaylorOnTheMic]

so in italy if ur balls stick 2 ur leg u gotta do the elvis walk 2 unstick um on them hot summer days that sucks

[thatLITTLEgurl22]

thats gay how they start talking about Fart Deodorant and Crotch Grabbing , and then they go to something liike trucks and oil or w/e randomly

[dudester21397]

I'd be arrested in Italy... I HAVE to scratch meh croch since I get some bad itches... I get 'em in my ass too.... lol

[BigAndTall666]

Keep it in and BLOW UP! :-D

[mysterygirlblue]

gross

[GrimRisWatchigYou]

not a bad idea- fart pants? not too comfy tho!! ish! LOL! Men are the worse for skid marks too! i tell them to carry a small travel baby wipe pack! Same for women on the rag! pee--uuuu!! dang!! that's worse than fart oder any day! I have gone into a can, where a large women had obviously just changed her PAD, (it is hard for them to use tampons, and good lord!! the smell will make you vomit instantaniously!!!! i back out- quickly. No offence to being large- just is.

[ncfwhitetigress]

LMFAO I'm picturing like all the men on the street in Rome hopping around unable to scratch their itchy balls and so desperate to end the agony but afraid to because a cop might see so instead they end up humping random street lights and statues in an attempt to end the horror

[WishHC1]

LOL.

[xCrazywaffleladyx]

HAHAHA HAHA AHHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[consumingtheeyeballs]

Hardened molasses or any type of sugar has the strength of fucking glass. Glass that can stick anywhere.

[highwaystar148]

ok that real nasty

[iluvubabyyjoe]

yea

[gilesdancer]

come on dude this ruins the fucking hilarious part of farting when people start gagging after u fart

[ncfwhitetigress]

it ok ur not required to wear them

[YouDead11]

People would look like they shit they pants

[Zypresia1]

where does this music came from? ..did you heared it too? ö.ö

[joosukas]

Queen - Radio ga ga

[YoungSquire94]

how do i send something to a video? and what IS this thing that i send? [Fatorical] Funny vid btw.

[101pyromaniac]

well evry 1 els is doin it so i might as well

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that was fun lol

[greenbean7899]

ummmmm exuse me I am Italian its funny but little offenseive and us italian girls are BELLO! thats Italian

[alimanes]

hahahahahahahah!

[toyakinomoto3489]

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it IS hilarious

i love audio preview

its so retarded

[TBONENYC]

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[dedirek]

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[gtafrlife27]

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[streetrat12]

lol really funny

[nodir95]

audio preview this words its hilaruis

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[vaikos]

or ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss makes an machinegun soound 0.o

[Sweetiez3]

OOPS! i crapped my pants lol jk

[supermanufique]

light a match!

[oskeisa]

lmao reshuffling

[TaintedCandy21]

LMAO!!!! this has got to be the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen or heard of.

[rsvjonsson]

randomly lol

[The1ByTheSea]

wtf. I cam across this pretty randomly, but I notice hey- that's Queen in the background :D

whose the queen?? the guy giving the report??

[bogieman987]

probably lol

[Chuichupachichi]

Time to pay up motherfucker! Those aren't called "fart deodorant". What kind of a non inventor, motherfucking moron would call them that. Its obvious you didn't invent them, you can't even invent a half-ass decent name. You probably have children named "Right Guard" and your gay son, "Secret". "Strong enough for a bitch, but made for a fagot". Those are called "Fart Filters", motherfucker. I should know, I invented them! It even has a nice ring to it. In case your farts don't!

[Chuichupachichi]

Who the fuck wanted to go to Italy anyway? The U.S. constitution ensures my right to scratch my nuts all day long if I choose to do so. And indeed, I most often choose to do exactly that. Thats what you call "freedom" for all members of the Union. Including my members. I see Italy has all Femma-Nazi legislators. It's quite obvious!

"God Bless Nutscratcherland"!

[AinsleyChaos]

dude... chillax...

[MediocreGenius]

XD Chulchupachici, you can't be serious!! this is too funny

[RLRoX]

Sure it is a dumb rule, I 200% agree with you all, but it just goes too show, Italy, along with most of Europe, has a much nicer society then we do. Think about, there is no crime ridden cities like New York (Don't get me wrong, I am no Pussy, love Chinatown and such) but C'mon, look at London, it is clean, the people are somewhat friendly. France is wonderful, it is beautiful. Compared to some parts of Europe, America can be a shit hole. We do trample over everywere else though, so don't worry.

[nullomodo]

yo hey alito fetido! you may think your not as good as any Europeeon but dont think everyone else is or try to tell them they are. Most of crime in the states has been committed by the poor immigrant newcomers to this country most of which have been from Eroupe. Having been to Most of the places you mention, and not just the tourist hot spots I can tell you people all over the world are the same. there is nothing magical about any nationality, they are all people, and everyone farts!

[viciouspistols]

if i was a guy id just do it anyway and then run away doing it like HA-HAAAAA IM TOUCHING MYSELF AND U CANT STOP ME...itd be cool. some of u guys should get together and do that. have some protest..and all grab ur balls.

[barrieboy13]

A man needs to ajust his balls its part of a mans life. i mean if i could never grab my balls again i wouldnt have the balls to do anything brave for the rest of my life. havent you ever heard a guy say to another guy " just grab your balls". let us grab our balls.8-

[bogieman987]

imagine what itll be like if you had a major itch but your not allowed to scratch lol

[springbok37]

scratching is part of being a Male, yes, Male with capital M.

[QueenLover4Life]

wtf. I cam across this pretty randomly, but I notice hey- that's Queen in the background :D

[sly079]

is it againsnt the law to have someone else touch the crotch for you ? hahah

[gastrointestinal21]

what if u got an itch u just cant ignore or u gotta waistband a boner?

[niomikiller13]

Lmao

[kazcon666]

wat the fuk.........

[broncosdude93]

no touching your crotch??? i think i would die if i could not touch down there.

[Varamathynas]

thats totally fucked up...and I thought that overseas countries were more open-minded than that...scary.

[Ghottie995]

weird

[Ghottie995]

Weird

[bouncy51]

wow. soo weird.

[1950sRedAirliner]

....

[cliorox2]

lol