The Hap Hap Happiest Christmas

[chao20050]

were going to have a hap hap hapest chrismas sence big coby tap danced with danny fucking Kay when santa squeeze his fat wide ass down the chimney tonight he's going to find the jolliest bunch of asshole this side of the nut house

[jake11711]

lmao at the laugh track laughing along with Clark's crazy laugh

[lildante156]

LMao

[dazzybabe]

Our UK DVD release dubs this line with 'Danny Dancing Kaye'. It's ridiculous.

[TehProspector]

were gunna have the hap hap happiest christmas since bing crosby tap danced with danny fuckin k

[Soulglow420]

whats with the fucking laugh track at the end? Jasonvit is a cunt

[edwardgracy]

At 0:41, Clark is like a spitting image of my pops when he gets pissed. He looked even more like Clark in his prime that his friends used to call him Chevy. The irony being is my dads father-in-law's name is Art as well and around Christmas I always try and get my dad to quote and do this scene for me.

[MIKEYPOOHBEARJACKSON]

when santa squeez his white fat ass down that chiminey. lol

[jjzehob]

This is my favorite scene in this movie and I laugh hard every single time....."Danny fucking Kay" LMAO

[turducken97]

this describes my family

[125poundwrestler]

"don't piss me off, Art..."

[Acrobat919]

this and 'Elf" are my favorite christmas movies,i can go without the curses though...but i admit it does make it more funny

[holyhellbombsfromshi]

Take alook around you Helen, we're at the threshold of hell lmao...

[bynarr123]

ha ha this was on tv 2nite and again they cut out the f-word

[TheTVTastic]

@penguineatswalrus Best. Line. Ever.

[penguineatswalrus]

@TheTVTastic agreed lol

[MegaDevinc]

Were gonna press on and have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin Kay.

[bobafettfan32]

Art: You're goofy! Clark: Don't piss me off Art! Merry Christmas everyone I will be popping this in the Blu Ray player after I watch A Christmas Story on TBS or TNT.

[wildcardsmu313]

I declare war- carol of the bells, look up this song they quote from this movie its hilarious!!

[jrzy49]

Love this movie-my favorite!

[coulthard1984]

best xmas movie ever

[TheANGRYBIRDnerdify]

83petro, its in clarks bonus check scene.

[drakemanism]

keep on pressing 7, it looks like clark is having a seizure!!!

[LDKBBAB]

" and when Santa squeezes his fat whi-" - comment removed by Santa-

[robdavewal]

I don't think that this was too far of a stretch for Chevy Chase. He was pretty crazy

[videogamer1805]

TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU! WE'RE AT THE THRESHOLD OF HELL!

[BeanieandCecil]

The canned laughter at the end ruins the clip.

[jonbej]

Dislikers can f*ck themselves. 

[cornholio5000]

We're gonna press on and we're gonna have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapped danced with Danny Fucking Kay!!

[epicnessofgenandsash]

-and when santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight! - he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of asswholes this side of the nut house! ha!- XD

[GPischke]

@epicnessofgenandsash Best line of the whole movie.

[pepperjj31]

lololol santas fat white ass

[Nicco95]

Love the clips. But a laugh track?

[3DSuperWaffle]

And I am one of the assholes :3

[thebigsmoke]

Shitter's full!

[stuntboys321]

hes gone mental i seen this in school my homeroom teachers face was priceless right after chevy says danny fuckin k

[zaxflaya]

Take a look around you Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@zaxflaya "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[karaline77]

my favorite part of this movie! lmao



[H20MichaelMyers]

I love the look on Ellen's face once he says Danny ****ing K.

[ramjet1962]

How can anything get worse Helen?  Were at the threshold of hell!

[ginoandmiranda]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

[layn333productions]

0:26 best part :D

[dogwoodfan777]

20 people have never tap danced with Danny Fuckin K.

[piraterandall]

damn right that's a NUTHOUSE!!

[drakemanism]

keep pressing the number 5

[ryryslugger88]

@drakemanism lol and number 3

[chao20050]

sence tap dancing with danny fucking k when santa squees his fat white ass down the cimney tonight he going to the jolly bunch of asshole of the nuthouse the crack me up thumb up if you agree

[SammySpectacular10]

is it just me or was the sound at the end of the video taken off the Golden Girls?

[pat1947100]

Beauty. My favourite scene. Thanks.

[unbreakableMJ4ever]

For Ashley!!

[Legba85]

18 people AREN'T the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

[KaptinFathead]

"we're in the threshold of hell" XD oh family gatherings

[daralzand]

In the PG version of this he says "danny dancing K".....i was so dissapointed.

[windstorm1000]

the in laws are such characters---each one so different--you know them and say "A==HA--that one's just like my mother-in-law" And Grandpa with that rug on his head--this is satire at its best!!! Delightfully funny film.

[CFis22]

18 people remain stuck at the threshold of hell.

[chiefnut48]

Worse, how could they get any worse?

[chao20050]

@chiefnut48 where in the fresh hole of hell

[shelton705]

@chao20050

It's "We're at the threshold of hell." 

[chao20050]

@shelton705 sorry i type it wrong

[snrub92]

@shelton705 out of all those misspells he made you pick that?

[MrRandizl]

Dam good movie clip

[Woedan70]

"When Santa squeezes his fat wide ass down that chimney tonight, he's going to find the jolliest bunch of asshole this side of the nut house"  Absolutely Priceless!! I use that line every holiday season.

[2n1shot]

@Woedan70 It's fat white ass

[squall600]

i did this as a monologue for a play long ago

[goodfella2145]

Which one is better, this rant or the original "Vacation" rant??

[warrensmitchell]

@goodfella2145 It's from this one, but it's "Where's the Tylenol?"

[flyfreshtadef]

Best Christmas movie EVER! lmao shit is the new its a wonderful life for me!

[JesseAndMike]

Hahaha awesome Christmas movie! :D Want to watch it now! LOL!

[bcakapinky]

I never knew that was Danny Kaye's middle name

[big5622]

the reaction on the wife face is the funnest part

[toxicgirligirl]

we're gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas since bing crosby tap danced with danny fucking kaye. lmfao

[bittergunowner12]

@toxicgirligirl 17 people didn't tap dance with Danny fucking Kaye!

[BrickGrease]

wow, digging the golden girls at the end

[dlwwhockey1594]

Since bing Crosby tap danced with Danny f***ing Kay. Lmao best part of all vacation movies

[scythe6661]

WE'RE AT THE THRESHOLD OF HELL!!!!!

[dpw325]

Laugh tracks suck

[5tonyvvvv]

I JUST SUCKED MY OWN DICK!!

[COLovesYou1]

The thumbnail made me lmfao...

[83petro]

where is the bit where he drinks the egg nog and says "its good its good"

[xxLumbagoxxx]

@83petro oh haha,here copy this and paste it in the search bar lol.thats in this video-"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Clark's Bonus Check Scene 16:9" copy that and paste.ooooooh its in there haha "its good its good" :D

[RoyLeeJenkins1]

@83petro thats from when he gets the bonus

[wilcarr1]

Too bad Chevy is such a liberal ah.

[x007xDaBigE]

Your Goofy

Dont Piss Me Off Art

HAHAHAHA

[theundertaker111111]

That was funny. 

[nicholasfike]

Dont piss me off art.

[MyYankees33]

i love the golden girls laugh and sound at the end!

[BroWhatever]

Chevy Chase ftw.

[JMcgo1979]

LMAO! - "You'll find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!"

[Rockstapopolis]

575,854 people don't like both the top comments being about the SAME FUCKING THING

[BrandonAttarDbran]

dont piss me off art hahaha classic love this movie watch it every xmas

[forgottenmaz]

I'm hap hap happily scared

[027220]

Prohibited from kids?

[gijoe989]

the hap hap happiest christmas gijoe989.

[027220]

1:00 - :06 LIke a sitcom.

[rstevens201027]

Tap dancing with Danny fucking kay

[AFMountaineer2000]

Was by far the best Vacation movie of them all

[RejectedSpiritX]

Art pissed 13 people off.

[misstree75]

We're in the threshold of hell... LOL

[iknowjack316]

Seenthis in theaters classic

[ashleybunify]

My DVD is censored, I never knew he used the f word!!!

[DavisMega313]

Chevy: "We're gonna have the Hap Hap Happiest Christmas since Bin Crosby tap-danced with Danny Fucking Kaye."

Beverly: *Insane look*

Chevy: *Continues* And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse." *Mental Chuckle*

Arty: You're Goofy.

Chevy: Don't piss me off, Arty.

Last part:

Chevy: How could it get any worse?! We're on the threshold of hell! *Everyone laughs*

[WisdomAgreements]

I love how the end has the theme song for Golden Girls :)

[instinctfx]

No one has the timing of Chevy Chase. Brilliant

[wazzomaster92]

Worse how can it get any worse look around you ellen were at the threshold of hell!

[mlleprufrock]

clark, the jelly of the month club is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year

[jmpms]

Best flip out EVER!

[rangeredge75]

How do people not like this?

[TheReaLFrankage]

The laugh track was a bit much

[Crazysaint233]

:39 the "HA" right after "nuthouse" cracked me up. His mannerisms are just TOO good.

[mlr69nutz]

he is a funny fucker

[2138red]

i love the golden girls theme music in the end of the clip!

[marcmantione]

That's the best patr

[MrFilthyMcnasty1]

Mcnasty family Christmas....

[bluepheonex1989]

Can you imagine reading the script for the first time before acting this!?

Absolutely brilliant!!

[scott80100]

im one of those jolly assholes....

[xWagnerPlaguesx]

i declare war

[KiamarMasterT]

11 people spilled wine on their carpet after Clark Griswall plugged in the twinkle lights. lol

[TheCraigJarrett]

for some reason on the dvd release he says danny dancing kaye instead of fucking and its completely out of sync

[IElrekkaI]

@TheCraigJarrett coughcensorshipcough

[NataliaWeronikaD]

worst...?

he's right. but movie was terrific <3

[dixie11]

What is up with people re-writing word for word everything that is said in the video?

we watched the video you troll, stop vying for thumbs up by writing this shit. Get a life and write original comments...fucking fail dude ----> Shermanshecapio2008

[00ErgoProxy00]

Ahh, I love this movie. Especially at "Hallelujah, holy shit!!" :D

[Killinemdead1]

@00ErgoProxy00 Hey do you have that money you owe me?

[350fordchick]

merry christ mas merry christmas merry christ mas kiss my ass kiss his as HAPPY NEW YEAR

[falcon963]

Your goofy, Don't piss me off Art

[scarface2152]

your goofy

[VonTavast]

Hahah this guy's such a great actor.

[richig761]

"LOOK AROUND HONEY, WE ARE AT THE THRESHOLD OF HELL!!!"

[diamondssjordan]

Bonky Zonky?

[rotglmao]

nice Golden Girls ending/laugh sequence

[MustangAce36Kills]

"...And when Santa squeezes his fat, wide ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!" Priceless!

[solidus311]

@MustangAce36Kills fat white ass

[ChiTownWarrior1]

This movie never gets old. Never.

[wraith1988]

@ChiTownWarrior1 you say that but tomorrow evening after its been on ALL DAY you'll be like EFF this movie

[corkeythewoo]

dont piss me off Art LMAO

[TangoDown6869]

10 people pissed off Clark

[paulegstring]

Its a tad early...but I can't resist

[thibaultgenevieve]

Ahahahahahahaha Love the Griswold Family Christmas!

[SORGIGERMANICO]

my favorite xmas movie of all time

[Pokefreak493]

Does anyone else think it's kinda disturbing that 666 people like this video? LOL!

[mikeno1049]

@Pokefreak493 which bothers you - the video or the number 666?

[Felix0072]

9 people don't like watching Bing Crosby tap dancing with Danny fucking Kaye.

[lcheriem]

@Felix0072 ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[140jeff15834]

@Felix0072 Normally I'd give a thumbs down but that was too perfect.

[blackiesgirl1]

omg this and a christmas story are my 2 all time fave xmas movies!!!

[TheNerdGangster]

@blackiesgirl1 same here!

[Jathro7]

what's with the Golden Girls ending? lol

[geraldman24]

CBC cut out this scene, best of the whole movie.

[ZacharyDCCLXXVII]

@geraldman24 Yeah, t'was pretty lame of them.

[pbrbears]

@geraldman24

All the TV channels cut out the good parts in this moive. I had to ask a friend who has it on DVD what Ruby Sue said when she thought Clark was Santa. She said "Shitting Bricks". TV edited moives always suck.

[sunfiregirl9927yaho]

ha ha ..love it...

[irevat8k]

9 people didn't tap-dance with Danny fucking Kaye...

[NewSuperAvenger]

"We're in the threshold of hell!"

[ehatt493]

You're Goofy...

[chrischar1969]

@NewSuperAvenger Whats a fresh-hole??

[johnedsel]

@chrischar1969

He said 'Threshold of hell' but fresh hole works just as good.

[chrischar1969]

@johnedsel fresh hole makes zero sense

[MandyPandy1028]

"we're gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas since bing crosby tap danced with danny fucking kaye!!!"

[BiGBx94]

since bin crosby tab danced with danny fuckin kay

[JoshTurnerFan09]

"take a look around you, Ellen! We're in the threshold of Hell!, hehe" I love how he laughs at the end =] I constantly find myself quoting this movie! sheer genius, this one.

[oilersandguitars]

Your goofy...

[Picardy]

I like the film projector sfx. Good job.

[delatemyaccountagain]

Glad to see so many people noticing the "Don't piss me off Art" line. That's my favorite. Everyone I know seems to look over it.

[aqwertyuilo]

@delatemyaccountagain Me too! Art pissed me off the entire movie

[CherB313]

Funny as hell. T?his movie ranks way up there. Two thumbs up. Hate the trashing of a beautiful home though.

[occlusian]

I remember thinking it was pushing the limits when he said ""fuck " in this. Thats part of why its so awesome.

[Spinningpumpkin12]

We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.

[brocktaylor777]

Dont piss me off, Art.