Terrible News At CERN...

[omerta410]

half life isn't a "video game" as most people think, it's a prophesy made to prepare the world for the very dark years that will come. it made more than 10years before and has shown us with precision events that happen now. i can say only these words..prepare for unforeseen consequences...(and i'm not joking)

[altermann555]

fuck are we all at a black hole now ? ... kewl:)

[GGGmod1]

i know all of this guys i see in cern

they are from Aperture science laboratories

DID YOU GUYS REMIND PORTAL GUN WAS STILL A PROTOTYPE BUT WITHOUT FINISHING IT GLADOS KILLED SOME OF THE SCIENTIST

probably cern will do the same

we do not know

first of all Aperture science realy existed,it was concuring with black mesa everything is based on a true story

but now

Could Cern make a portal without destroying us?

that is the last question

[BadVoodo0]

so....this means there is a Apature Science

[gmodfan134]

CERN=Black Mesa from Half Life

[ImmoSci]

I can tell you what CERN is right now. Its a company specialising in particle research. It has built countless accelerators. The LHC on the other hand...

[csll15]

haha whats that !!!

[bikr1975]

hahaha....wouldnt it be funny if the guy in this video working for CERN , did in fact invent the game and then sold it to a gaming company?? i think me after eating a can of beans is scarier than this video ;)

[ajimaru87]

hahahaha nice video about CERN and Valve ^_^

[Blavits]

so ur uncle if gordon... does that mean alyx is like ur aunt

[metabog]

No, Freeman, get away from the beams!

[RainbowManification]

I think the Hydron collider will open a gatway for an other dimensional alien race to invade earth?

[TheClockwork9000]

we are so dead. theres another one that looks likegman at another picture

[Feenuxz]

Thank god we've got one sane person in the LHC who is capable of saving the human race.

[indigostarfire13]

who the hell is Gordon Freeman? never mind. i got google. or bing. or whatever...

[WarIsNeverPretty]

What soundtrack is this?

[arturo1990]

@WarIsNeverPretty its Half Life Soundtrack

[WarIsNeverPretty]

@arturo1990 I know that it's Half-Life but which one of them? Half-Life has plenty of them.

[AsSaSsInSGrEeD09]

Yeah, the LHC will open a portal to XEN.

[si3500]

hey... the free man has saved us on many occasion! hahahaha

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

MAYBE, to stop the combine from eventually ruling earth, the G-man told Gordon to take the BIGGEST sacrifice, and destroy the planet. Either slavery or death.

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

...and you didn't see the man in the blue suit standing just to the right of his face...

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

Terrible News at CERN: RESONANCE CASCADE

[Justas923]

Oh my bad. Its not NEEC its NREC NREC - Natural Resources from Earth to Combines

[michil93]

Fuck off and shove this video up your a**! I happen to know EVERYTHING about CERN there is to know. Do you know why? Cause I've been there and I've seen LHC - it's not something dangerous. On my soul I do so swear. So take this video off YouTube! Lies should not be spread *glares*

[Webinnio]

@michil93 dont take it so seriously for gods sake its just a bit of entertainment

[sporkbot]

WHAT CERN REALLY IS?

[kolettoo]

Nice

[steam4o]

0:54 G-Man!

[Zender1994]

Man...It'll we so awesome yet creepy if that guy real name is Gordon Freeman

[SonOfLeeScratchPerry]

Yeah, the original badass-scientist!

[KamKrzem]

You are all strange. If Gordon is alive (I think not),HE'LL BE ON OUR SIDE!

[Draxis32]

Gordon freeman is a theorical phisycist so what the hell?

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

Reddit sent him a crowbar and a half life strategy guide XD

[Justas923]

gordon freeman is getting very popular around the scientists!

[menthol5]

I have a degree in biochemistry. You fear mongers can kiss my ass

[newborn96]

Ò_ò wow

[inouyejulio]

just dont give him a crowbar and we will be fine...

[folken53]

they dont want us to live a half life ¬¬, half life is the term used for the time it takes to decompose some radioactive stuff or whatever :P

[calza13]

Yea a half-life is the amount of time a radioactive isotope takes to decay half of it's energy. Some isotopes have half lives of a couple billion years. Scientists used half-lives to measure the age of the earth.

For the fallout 3 players out there, they should know a joke told by wadsworth, your robot in megaton, concerning half lives

(It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half lives)

[hellzone100]

LOL!!!

[yhrmhjgs]

gordon freeman works there xD

[microsoft637]

there is a man that looks exactly as gman working in cern

[DeDaDoDu]

LHC = a new Combin portal!... Cern = Combine ! ... And Gordon goes undercover!

[RExplosionStudios]

Bingo

[MsScienceNerd]

why does that valve sign remind me of hitler?? lol XD

[DonMoza]

because the image has a typical '30s sepia coloring, that yellowish/brownish type of white. most hitler pics are shot either in this color or b&w.

[neXus200xx]

I love people who say shit, but never actually studied physics. For a Black Hole you have to have a large amount of mass in a very small space.

Try compressing Sun into space that a tennis ball occupies. Two particles of protons colide every day, so how they do not make black holes?

[roman11221]

CERN means BLACK MESA. Ask that guy if did he see a dude with a blue suit and a suit case..It' could be.. C-MAN! (Not Gman of course..)

[Elsweenos]

I wonder if there is cake at CERN..?

[Froztshockify]

Is this guy serious? really? i mean i thought this was a joke, but seriously? there are plenty of scientific reasons why the large hadron collider is less likely to end our lives than, say winning the lottery a few times.

[astalavisitor]

TERRORIST!!!!!

no shit..

[EgoDeusEst]

You forgot to add the picture with G-Man in the background. The LHC guys are such big nerds :P

[XionXXXX]

Is Pandora's Box open yet?

[system0sys]

LOL

[SolarImpulseChannel]

Naaaa Freeman doesn't have gay earings

[darthnazgul]

Isn't Gordon Freeman being real a GOOD thing? He is a hero, right?

[melonentertainment]

omg look at the uploaing date september the 11 omg i'm so fucking scared right now

[elchicoargento]

cern is: aperture science?, and... valve predicted our fucking future?, we don`t know, only g-man know it. XD nice vid

[cactusman319]

You sir, are a nut job. No lie. Seriously, don't make stupid videos. Actually, don't make videos. If only we could revoke your video making privileges. Tch.

[gtanoofa]

man that was close cheer up guys he dont work for black mesa why are you so scared

[routhoula]

we are screwed. naugh said

[HEIDENVOLK]

gman - the younger bro of chuck nurris and and father of the technoviking

[Apocryphile1970]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, okay!

BTW, have you heard about the BLACK HOLE in the BOOK OF ENOCH?

watch?v=UukVS-tcqa8

Maybe we should be conCERNed!

[jinappa]

PHD of stupid minoring in paranoia, with degrees in ignorance and fear....

Planly put, what a moron.

[Killmore53]

hhahahhhahahahahhhahahhahaaa

[handofstand]

Yer a nut.

[whiteclaudia9]

rofl.

[Rojra]

LOL THEY DISCOVERD

\o/ Descobriram a real XD

ASUHASHUUHASUHASUHASUH

NOTA 10 o video!

mt bom!!!

[LightcycleChampion]

Considering Gordon and the Gman are there, I have been able to draw this conclusion after conversing with a panel of the world's greatest scientists:

We're screwed.

[ProudToBeWhiteRight]

this is funny

[RawrGunnar]

There's also a picture of a man in CERN that looks really like Gman. Quite amusing.

[master10986]

that's stupid, this wil not be a real life half li- uh-oh, wwhy am I surronded by headcrabs! AHHH CURSE YOU BLACK MESA, APERTURE SCIENCE AND CERN!!!

[truexgunnerxchronica]

lmfao

[comedian0005]

What??? No end of the world??? NO!!!! I always wanted to experience Half-Life 2 in reality. :(((( This is so disappointing...

[sappiou]

i need an autograph from you uncle! ;p HL is my favorite game! ;p

[TasamiOkami]

WERE SAVED!

[Shadowycrafter]

Saved? How are we gonna be saved when we know that in 10 years the Combine will fucking rule our asses?!

[TasamiOkami]

Because Gordon Will crowbar them.

[latuyauey]

NO MAMES HUEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBibber]

omg

NICE VID !!

amazing :o

[gwest99]

wow, the guy pictured at cern has a beard AND glasses. he MUST be gordon freeman. you prick. let's suppose gordon freeman exists in the real world.. he's a GOOD GUY you moron, so why "god help us"?!

[arturo1990]

cuz.. those stupid Scientist are gonna kill us with a black hole.. and u said it urself.. "Gordon Freeman is a good man" and he's been part of our Destruction :(

[gwest99]

gordon is part of it because it's ALL GOOD

[arturo1990]

i hope so :( god help us...

[dilodicus]

"stupid scientists"... is that not an oxymoron?

i think you've been listening to far too much media hype! the LHC probably will make black holes, granted, but gravity is the weakest force in physics, if black holes are created, they will be incapable of sustaining themselves and will dissapate almost isntantly! you clearly know noting of particle physics so your opinion is meaningless and based on the media shitstorm. Oh and GOD wont help you, mythical beings generally dont.

[Shadowycrafter]

Or, a more feasible explanation is that he is joking.

[shpazshpaz]

get a life

thanks for posting

[siim258]

I'm sure Gordon is gonna save the world once they do come through :P

[cyberdaemon]

Damn good one :D So LHC doesnt cause black holes and so , it only causes massive portal storms ? Well , what a relief , cuz at least earth survives (it doesnt mean that we do , how ever)