Sandra Lee - Fountain Dogs

[nukusei]

microwave? She could be bothered to bake or fry the bacon? This woman...

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

I fucking love watching her videos! Purely for the comments, of course - duh!

[webkinzstripe]

this is why I'm a vegetarian...

[hobobanana6575]

what the hell is a fountain dog.

[lalax0lauren]

i'm putting this on my list of 'things to watch when under the influence'

[perezrm001]

lmao i cant watch her videos for too long...i start to feel really weak from laughter

[matthmatthmatth]

Howcome the music starts so early? It's like they're trying to play her off so she doesn't further embarrass herself.

[JossPhaux]

I want you to get your ring out of here too.

[Angelface232]

This is really a fabulous way to make dogs.. Um... Seriously Aunt Sandy?? LOL This would give my kids high cholesterol... I'll consult their pediatrician first :)

[SugarDemon1035]

"A great way to get some extra protein into them"? Is that seriously the best you can come up with, Sandra? Idk about you guys, but when the word "protein" comes up, BACON is certainly not the first word I think of! No way would I EVER serve that heart attack to my kids!

[aquaticaxle]

I think I saw that bacon hotdog thing on the simpsons before...

[bradleasays]

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DREAM, AUNT SANDY, BUT BACON IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU. vodka, on the other hand...

[KlaudiaAntonina]

Come on! She is not so bad! Like you could cook better then her!

[bradleasays]

@KlaudiaAntonina that's the thing. we could. also, she seems to think bacon is healthy and i don't think most of us are under that illusion.

[arbutusviper1]

Onions and olive oil??? Holy crap, this woman is actually incorporating real food for a change. But seriously, bacon-wrapped hot dogs? Why don't you just invite Paula Deen over to add a nice helping of butter, ya'll, 'cause that's just what children in America need more of. Oy vey.

[tytustheboxer]

why does this crazy woman over-emphasize "soooooo" and "plaaaaatter". The "o's" and the "la's" make me want to dig my eyes out...

[snappor]

That's it.  Kids just don't get enough protein in bacon form.

[MusicMixology]

Bacon is a great way to add protein to a kids diet? Sandra you are a nutcase!!!

[tpolf]

Wow... Is this the best we can do? Onions tossed in olive oil next to hot dogs wrapped with pieces of bacon? This is her big creation. Damn maybe I should get a show on the food network on how to make cereal and toast.

[inferno232]

When she started acting like the bacon made the hotdogs healthier, I started weeping and laughing at the same time.

[nikkynok77]

"... that'll make my life a lot easier!"

Oh, because it's already so hard. I hear you opened three cans today. Tough life, Sandy.

[BirdieWearsGumboots]

@nikkynok77 Of frosting. ;)

[itachisaysusuck]

I like bacon as much as the next person, but this isn't Epicmealtime sandy ಠ_ಠ

[ecv0613]

Is the onion white or yellow i am confused with sandra

[ando1135]

the fuck is her concept of drizzle??? she "drizzles" vodka in some of her vids and its like a cup full.

[knobylob]

the bacon isn't even cooked ew

[midtncutie]

I love Sandra Lee...but how has she not had a HEART ATTACK yet??! LOL

[alaskanbltundra]

Ron Swanson inspired, Vodka Supported.

[pinkzebraluv99]

2 words; Holy Hell .

[shanghaiallie]

Because getting kids to eat protein is always such a battle! And bacon is such a great source of it! It's like 15% protein (and 85% fat). Bad enough to be a terrible cook, but to pile on dodgy nutritional information as well...

[matthewrdale]

She cooks like a 75 year old Alabama grandmother.

[S0ryiu]

@matthewrdale She cooks like an alchoholic mother who hates her life but is in denyal.

[MikesGamerGirl]

the bacon isn't done

[sproutmuncher]

"Kids just love them", so you should give them everything they like, especially fat-laden pork-on-pork dogs... on the bbq no-less, since the more carcinogens you can get into them at an early age the better. And at that age they have no concept of nutrition so it's okay to feed them hotdogs... read the package: the manufacturers don't even know what's in them!

[PlushieLenny]

bleurgh.

[ohcountrar]

i can imagine that when shes not hosting this, frankly putting it USELESS show shes drinking her sorrows away.

[MsThingstodo]

I love Sandra! So sad that people can't just get over themselves.... sad ;(

[HelloIsThereAProblem]

@MsThingstodo

Ah yes, quite! However, this recipe somehow /needs/ to incorporate vodka to achieve higher perfection.

[juicysparkle27]

@MsThingstodo i like her most of the time too, but these videos are some of her worst i admit

[blugreen123]

@islandbabe9289

I know right, unbelievable!

[FailOfANerd]

Isn't it lovely? There is one place in the massive world of YouTube where all hatred is targeted at one single person and people can get along hating one untalented and unskilled woman. We must indeed thank Sandra Lee for this wonderful opportunity to ridicule her. She asked for it.

[MangoGurly]

i hate onions

[xcoldplay]

why does she keep saying that it will make her life alot easier

[chazmania2010]

guys these are so nice . . . just add vannilla essence for that homemade taste :)

[Larkey92]

Who the hell puts onions on hotdogs?

[StarsOfHeaven07]

@Larkey92 i do.........well, i used to....im a vegetarian now. oh, but i sure didn't cover a hotdog with ridiculously salty bacon.

[Larkey92]

@StarsOfHeaven07 Yeah, bacon doesn't really belong on a hotdog

[TheMeerkittens]

ohh a less tasty and much more fattening version of chicken wrapped in bacon!

[SorryWTFAreYouSaying]

I'm not slamming American food in any way. I'm from England and the bacon you use is so much different to ours. So high in fat.

[BrandonHenryYates]

I noticed she's pretty good at handling wieners, I feel that's correlated to how she go this job...

[BradAikens]

I lost it hard when the music came on while she was wrapping the bacon around the hot dog..

[punderful920]

bacon is not the best way to get more protein into your children... in fact, it's not advised at all...

[kmjys97]

this is a great "how to" video to die at 30 due to cholesterol

[DellaDykeborn]

"this bacon is a way to get some extra protein into them"

The wieners don;t have enough protein and why not add some more fat while you are at it. SHe used kosher beef dawgs then added pork. FUN!

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

Why not cook them in a pan rather than putting them in the oven, wouldn't that make our lives more easier

[xieandy18]

SOS please someone help me, it's not healthy for me to feel this way. - Rihanna It is true all this fat won't make me healthy so please help me!!!

[ShodakonFury]

Soooooooo not delishush. That bacon is terribly undercooked.

[xAnimeNIACZx]

*wraps the dogs in bacon*

...Why does she choose porn music for this step? Really?

[cocoangel19]

lol 'and they're sooooooooodalicious'

[Hyperventilate]

She has such a sophisticated vocabulary. "All the ba-kon and they all smell SUPER good!" Ugh, she makes me want to puke.

[Trashfished]

@Hyperventilate Dont be bitter!! jealousy is a terrible thing.

[JoshJNYC]

"...so that they don't burn on the top". You mean other than the onions that have already been cremated, Aunt Sandy?

[chgosatrap]

What, no angel food cake?

[aliccolo]

Mmmm under-cooked bacon! My favorite!

[glencocougo44]

I doubt that's the first time she touched a weiner at the Food Network Studios. She obviously didn't get a show by her "recipes" and "talent"

[wespolly]

Microwaving bacon.....yeah, because people just LOVE to bite into rubbery, fatty meat.

Hell, the bacon didn't even look properly cooked even after being in BOTH the oven and microwave. That's a case of food-borne illness waiting to happen.

[PersianOlive]

yummy!

[ClaudB89]

agreed. extra way to get protein? exactly what is a hot dog?

[Hamsterluver4ever]

Yum looks good

[perogie34]

Yo dawg, we heard you like salt. So we wrapped your ridiculously salty hotdogs with ridiculously salty bacon, so your kids can die early of sodium related issues.

[tookitogo]

@perogie34 I wouldn't worry about the salt so much as the fat!

[oosyaoo]

@tookitogo Salt can be just as bad as fat, if not worse.

[tookitogo]

@oosyaoo According to my dad, who is a doctor with a specific interest in nutrition, that's not always true. Fat is, beyond the very small amount we need (in order to absorb fat-soluble vitamins), basically bad for everyone. Salt isn't — it's bad for people with sodium-sensitive hypertension, and for those who tend to retain water, but for most people, just drinking enough water is enough: your body flushes out the unneeded salt.

[oosyaoo]

@tookitogo And that is why I said "Can be"

[Swingfinger]

so I guess she taps into the ditsy housewives with room temperature IQs target audience?

[JennieRose8]

@Swingfinger - I'm a ditzy housewife and even I know she can't cook with a ding.  LOL

[innercitysuperman]

if she actually serves a bacon wrapped hot dog to children, she needs to have a court order brought against her to stay away from all kids. the sodium and fat alone in that shit is enough to ruin the average 10 year old's blood pressure.

[sbgal13]

she sure loves to pop things doesn't she

[shmartini]

what sort of people need this sort of guidance?

[intigfx]

This woman shouldn't be let near ovens. She's the Holocaust of cooking.

[Byers333]

hot dogs let alone bacon is a pretty unhealthy combination.

[coldethyl86]

over-processed store bought hot dogs qrapped in fatty bacon....hang on did she just say this is 'great for kids'?

[askapalaphagy]

Masaokis is definitely a better cook than she is.

[Eiptaem]

Ummm why are Americans so fat???

[RayRoark2009]

@Eiptaem Its because of sandra lee

[0its0green0]

That is NOT drizzling olive oil. That is drowning onions in olive oil.

[Darkhearts151]

Nah, leave those toothpicks in, it'll do you some good.

...maybe even the world.

[BorderCityBandit]

if she is worried about protein, hell Id put some extra protein in her, afterall ,judging by this show ,its more and more apparent she is meant for the bedroom ,not the kitchen

[RayRoark2011]

At 2:05 I thought she said condoms XD

[RayRoark2011]

Turkey bacon is way more better for you!!!!!!

[RealCheeseOnly]

"all nice and.... almost ready." FAIL.

this was actually a decent idea, if you don't have heart issues or heartburn, or are trying to be somewhat normal-sized.

I tried.

[Maneater1984]

I'm a sucker for food like this... when I have a hangover.

[cynopt]

Up next: Sandra shows the viewers how to assemble a bowl of Cheerio's.

[Icetongue]

@cynopt I laughed way too hard at your comment.

[kimmois1]

@cynopt That's deeply unfair. There's a great deal of skill in Sandra's cookery, it's only because she's such a consummate professional that she makes it look so easy and effortless.

[MapleSkittles]

@cynopt

Semi-homemade of course. It's super super simple! 

[Boondiya]

@cynopt You put the milk in the bowl. Then add half a cup of cereal -adds the whole box-. Then you stir. Oh look, she's burnt it.

[The4EverYoung85]

@cynopt Will the Cherrios burst into flames like on that Simpsons episode where Homer becomes Mr. Burns's assistant and he tries making him breakfast?

[PacmanSaysWakka]

It's actually a cool way to make hotdogs but I really just loath the woman. She sounds like she has a speech problem.

[lotusfae]

@PacmanSaysWakka She does--it's called drunken slurring.

[aweirdfreak]

she makes me lose faith in humanity

[kimster521]

"I'm going to flip the onions so they don't burn on top" um too late.

And what is so special about this recipe? Or almost any of her other recipes?

[Kezco123]

This still makes me feel a bit throw-up-y. :s

[junkforjoyful]

Wooden toothpicks and a 500 degree boiler. Recipe for FIRE!

[Tre4rmCLTproductions]

hi my nameis is kennedy and i am 10 how do i make chili 4 my mommy

[gunderiffic]

@Tre4rmCLTproductions

Search for "Betty's Quick Chili Recipe" on youtube, the first video will teach you how!

[Tre4rmCLTproductions]

hi my nameis is kennedy how do i make chili

[allaria8700]

Bacon?! Bacon?! Just looks like rubbery fat to me...where's the meat?! But of course what do I know eh? Because rubbery fat is a great source of Protein O.o

[MrDelirious]

Holy shit Sandra that is not a drizzle. You leave "drizzle" territory when to tear past the half-cup mark, girl. Christ.

[cb52211]

Raw bacon and burnt onions. Yummy.

[olensiin1]

Ewwwww!

[CuervoBlack06]

This episode she made Fountain Dogs, plus the Blue Cheese Bacon Burgers, and the Chili Fries. I hope shes planning on giving out complimentary Stents to her guests because they're going to need it.

[kittykat2210]

heart attack on a stick!

[Kateness777]

@alozzzy1213 Sandra? Is that you?

[BinxaRooable]

@alozzzy1213 no kidding right. i agree. i think its because some people are losers in their own world and they have to make fun of her to make themselves feel better and try and FIT IN with these other haters aha.

[decafeine]

@BinxaRooable shut up. the only thing funnier than Sandra Lee, are the comments here that rip her apart.

This idiot has TWO of her own shows, cooking books, and a magazine. When in reality is an alcoholic who cannot cook. If you are unable to see the humour in that, then I feel sorry for you.

you dont even know her personally, and are defending her. good job, I guess!

[BinxaRooable]

@decafeine and that ticks you off. because you could probably do it and you arent famous and get money for it. its okay to be jealous. be jealous all you want. its okay to be jealous honey. but really grow up. how would you know if i havent met her personally. have you been to her book signing. no i dont think so. and BTW you tell me i cant defend her because i dont know her personally. you DONT know her personally and yet you people are criticizing her. nice, think before you speak dipshit.

[decafeine]

@BinxaRooable lmao Sandra Lee's fans: as intelligent as she is

I'm not jealous of her, or anyone really. I like my life :D it's why I'm able to laugh at ridiculousness like this!

you went to a book signing hm? how nice! yeah you spent GOOD MONEY on a book that tells you how to make a bag of frozen french fries, and what to do if OMG THEY'RE OUT OF PRE-CHOPPED MUSHROOMS at the store!

yeah

you really showed ME.

[BinxaRooable]

@decafeine oh its okay to be in denial of being jealous of her. a lot of people are. its okay. youre just another judgmental jealous american or whatever you are. probably a poor bastard who sits online looking up people they hate just to make their loser self feel beter. its okay if your jealous really, dont deny it. or be in denial all you want if that makes you feel better. but just grow up. as for all the other immature losers who look up something they hate.

[decafeine]

@BinxaRooable 1. I'm not american

2. I don't hate her. I just find her stupidity hilarious

3. learn to spell

4. I could point out all the ways your assumptions are wrong about my life. Except, I don't need to; I wouldn't entertain a child trying to convince me the sky is purple, so I won't grant you the same courtesy

p.s. if you're "soooo mature", why are you picking fights and calling strangers 'jealous losers' on youtube?

[BinxaRooable]

@decafeine and i am going to be mature about this and ignore your next post and go on with my day and not argue with immature childish people who try and make themselves feel better. goodbye. and it was GREATTT talking with you. im going to make myself a SEMI-HOMEMADE cocktail now. CIAO!!!

[decafeine]

@BinxaRooable be sure to go for a nice long drive after your cocktail :D

[CatStina]

@BinxaRooable Cool your jets! Not everyone has to agree with you!

[gunderiffic]

@decafeine

[fIvndy]

"I know everyone loves onions" Of course we all do, but not when they're burnt.. She burnt frozen fries for God's sake.

[BinxaRooable]

@fIvndy those aren't even burnt. wow, a little black of them god forbid!! we're all gonna die. grow up. you should see my mom when she has onions. now those are burnt. she cooks them until they're brown/black. those onions are nothing. jesus!

[fIvndy]

@BinxaRooable Wow.. Have nothing better to do with your life than disagree with everyone who doesn't like Sandra Lee? Why don't YOU grow up and let people be entitled to their own opinion..

[bakaboy2000]

This is THE FIRST thing that she has E V E R made that I thought looked kinda good. But honest to god, this takes zero skill. She must have no gag reflex - cause you know she worked hard to get this show and it wasn't by cooking!

[thekurosawakid]

why is she TERRIFIED of cutting onions? how does she have a job?!?!?!?

[GlenCoco44]

I've actually had hot dog like this in California. It was really good. But...this one looks like a piece of shit.

[freakallright]

this is gonna be sooooooo deee lishush.

her food is made of class.

[geralynww]

SHE COOKED BACON in the microwave????!!!! that's a new low for Sandra. Is she really THAT lazy?

[HattieLovesCattie]

@geralynww Its less fattening and less clean up.

[nandesneto]

I love this show, that bitch only opens bags of frozen potatos and stuff...it's so fucking funny.

[lizaheider]

Frickn' masterpiece! LOL

[cheesecake134]

Bacon has protein?

I swear to God, she just makes shit up.

[Laventear]

I WANT TO PUKE. D;

She makes like the nastiest crap.

[PinkishBears]

i hate how she keeps saying "L's"

[cooolness3]

I would make this......

But the again, I've made a lot of nasty shit before.

[Kezco123]

She's mentioned that her russi-pees are meant to help "the un-sung hero", homemakers across the US through everyday cooking. I have yet to see one useful everyday recipe from her.

[MarkLeonhart]

"Bacon up that sausage!" - Homer

[notquiteaprincess]

Yea casually Reading the discription to find the word ""fantasy"" as a tag.....

Yea who has a fantasy about "semi-homemade" "fountain dogs"??? -- especially when you consider that they're "cooked" by this monstrocity...

[lovefordante]

GODAMN she abuses the word "great" WAY TOO MUCH

[2004SiennaAWD]

Wow, she is hopeless! And no, I will NOT wrap my dog with bacon!

[Irisheyescu2]

@2004SiennaAWD then don't... it's that simple now go away and don't waste your time watching her.

[JuniorModder]

And then the toothpicks catch on fire..

[PinkishBears]

woah looks tastyy. but really fatening. o_o; maybe eat these once every 4 months?

[Belladonna392]

I know this has been said before, but I seriously thought I was gonna vomit when I saw those rank, undercooked strips of bacon wrapped around those foul hotdogs.

[cutie101464]

i kinda like onions but she makes them look gross

[AngryLlamaz]

i love how she has that random fake laugh after every few minutes

[darkangelle]

@AngryLlamaz I know right? Like she's got her own inside joke. In her head, it must be sort of like: "Man, I can't believe I've got my own show... LOLOLOL"

[gn1t3]

her kids are going to die before 30 of heart attacks.

[electrocibertronico]

This is so healthy!!!

[vanessahsucks]

yum i guess

[bucktheusa]

Looks gross. Bacon isn't even crisp. Gotta grill something like this. Not broil in a puddle of grease. BTW: Where's the tatertots? =O

Bacon wrapped colossal shrimp or asparagus rocks!

[maceykate]

how dose she not weigh 300 pounds?

[Karmillina]

Easy, she never eats her own food.

[RupeeClock]

These are just pigs in a blanket, UK style...

[lovefordante]

with a little seasoning on the onions and minus the bacon it was pretty decent. But still you can't just pop hotdogs in a oven and call it "homecooking"

[modgirl26]

Those aren't "Fountain Dogs" they are Dirty Water Dogs or Ghetto Dogs. Also, that bacon was under cooked. What an asshole.

[pattyxxcake]

am i the only one who likes Sandra Lee?

O___o

but yeah, her 'creations' are very..

heart-attack inducing! yum.

[TheLizzifer]

"This bacon is a great way to get some extra protein into them."

Sandra, how much protein do you think is in a slice of pure fat?

[usc23cal9]

actually, surprisingly, a slice of bacon has 3g of protein, and 3g of fat (1 saturated). Not great, but better than a lot of things.

[KWalsh554]

@TheLizzifer I was just going to comment on that. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, healthy about a bacon wrapped.