The Donkey Pen: Episode 2 PLEASE SEE EPISODE 2.5 - IT HAS SOUND!

[monkeyboy8me]

where can we hear this please?????

[Tradd9]

fuck jesus

[kitiboy]

"Make me a believer!"

So I guess she doesn't believe anymore?

[EGarrett01]

I would love to be the big loser in one of these tournaments, right after the winner got done thanking God.

I'd tell everyone that it was God's fault and that Jesus is a stinking cheater.

[jxwhee]

there are like people starving, being abused, homeless, jobless and this dumb witch is praying for a river 7.

[Tradd9]

hahahah. best comment ever!

[downer12256]

what poker has become?

[jjneto409]

Fish call by Yang

[NeverThat]

ace 9 is the is the best statistically winning hand.

[yormato666]

AHAHAHA

[LyleLe]

lol? christianity + gambling? how is that supposed to work?

[Tradd9]

This is why the truely great players donk win the world series anymore. I have an ace...all in!!!

[Richenough2]

I dont Jerry Yang will ever win another tournament in his life... unless the Egyptian God of RAH rains down on him... LOL super donkey

[Rikislt]

Thats it im starting to DONK i want to go to the heaven!!!

[Teeminusfourseconds]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL both are praying... but i think watkinson just wanted yang to fold.. haha

[cyclotane]

the sad thing is that he really thinks god helped him.

[Aweebok]

I can see Jesus saying at the time: Fuck you greedy bastards, I ain't giving you shit!

[weefeatures]

make me a believer father, spiking a 3 outer will give me faith in this religion!

[TheyCallMeGuitarNoob]

one milion!

[OCPARKWAY]

LET ME WIN JESUS!

[bradparadise]

how can this not be 5 stars.

[bluesbunny121]

Hallelujahhhhhhh

BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[arumtumtumtum]

hahaha

[Aweebok]

This is super funny!

[djrobertjohnson]

EVERY BODY Going to HELL. 1. For playing terrible poker. (how are these people pros) 2. for praying about POKER. Jesus dont give a crap about poker. Could you imagine being GOD and hearing that prayer? Straight to the round file.

[jkellyx1yahoo]

Hate it when fags flag videos.......

[Mrwiggles55]

i thought this video was about chris ferguson

[OsefKincaid]

I'm just laughing my ass of at 5am. That's just splendid xD

[TheShrog]

That wont be a problem this year since the final table will be 4 months after the seventh place finisher busts out.

You mean 10th player?

[sgvSunnyBoy]

jerry yang is a fuckin' donkey ~~~HMMMMMMMMMM!! hope that i won't see u again at any kind of poker tournaments.

[sugmegpls]

they are all donkeys, the pen is right! all the god talk was so funny. phreaks

[JonIsRandom]

Chistian on Christian prayer crime

[Chimpdaddy]

A guy raises 1,000,000 and you go all in with A 7 offsuit? Umm...what?

[evh5150316]

The guy walks away with 500 grand. Jesus...what's the problem here? Fucking retards praying to god.

[stephenlandrum]

lee's wife is a freak of nature. also an idiot

[pointfighter]

isnt timmy a mens name anyway?

[sugmegpls]

hahaha what a phreakshow.

[Putring]

What an idiot

[knowledgeofall1]

Funny as... what a pair of donks. On another note why are religious nutcases playing WSOP poker, kinda sinful isn't it?

[JustMyFINGLuck]

Watkinson's bible-toting, plastic surgery addicted girlfriend is not just BUTT UGLY, but SCARY. VERY scary.

[pogo182]

i lol'd

[brazensteel]

Jesus hates those with lower probabilities of winning! This proves it!

[langie23]

oh well thats poker

[krispyrice1]

LMFAO @ 4:00 OMFGGG THATS JOKES

[Richenough2]

I was laughing at the part of showing Watkinson and the kissing asian girls... totally funny!!

[Richenough2]

Its true Jerry Yang does play a style - I call Donkey aggressive... He tried that same shit at a poker tournament in my state and got his ass handed to him.

[xxNutcasexx]

well... u can't find "thou shalt not gamble" in the bible haha

[TheyCallMeGuitarNoob]

loool very funny

[omehk]

i find it funny how these "christians" keep calling on god to help them gamble

[Seba46rounder]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Great video!

[Gforcebond]

OK, here's the ultimate question. Who is a bigger donkey..Jamie Gold or Jerry Yang?!

[slimmdogg420]

well they both won the big one donkey style or not the obviously didnt last a whole week playing like shit.Oh yeah how many times you won 8 or 12 mil.?

[muken69]

um jamie gold ofcourse

jerry just made a wrong read , gold is always a donk ;D

[raby760]

I remember when watching the WSOP that I was so pissed to hear their religious garbage. Especially since I'm an Atheist. I just wish that people would keep their religion to themselves.

[VikingMike27]

Jerry Yang. Bigger donk than Gold

[peteyhopkin]

jamie gold isn't a donk you noob

[VikingMike27]

Are you Jamie Gold's boyfriend? Is that why you're making this comment. Hate to break it to you chump, If you don't realise Gold is a donk you're the noob. Learn something about poker and then make a comment.

[xxNutcasexx]

agreed haha

[slimmdogg420]

when you beat him a hand then you can call him donk.fact is most people saying oh hes a donk or whatever are the real donks and just a bunch of haters.Tip for you guys drink mad haterade and just STFU

[moedanglez]

"in the name of jesus christ let me win this one"

what a complete tool...

[1ToNJaB]

God Sent me to Earth to break all your Bankrolls!

Reminds me a story in History when the English went to war with France and both sides preyed to the same god and both sides asked Jesus for victory on the battle field.

[francescsnake]

No doubt JErry over-raised pre-flop, but he has position against Watkinson. Watkinson who is in the blinds could have any cards. If Watkinson does not have a pair or an ace, Yang is the favourite. Yang made a ridiculus call but he definately can afford it. If Yang loses, he still has more than 35 mil in chips. Watkinson has to make a move sooner or later, his move is questionable since he still can play more than 20 big blinds. Maybe its his read on Yang, they played too long together

[slimmdogg420]

He had way moe than 20 BB.Dont worry though I scolded him and he said it wont happen again.

[VikingMike27]

Let ne guess. You know Yang. Your his friend or boyfriend. It doesn't matter he's a turbo DONKEY. He will never be back at a final table and you spend way to much time defending him. Get a life dude. If he ever finishes top 10 in a major tournament again, I will apologize personnally. Untill then stop sucking Yang's dick his sperm probably makes you stupid. You might be proof.

[cryptcougar]

HAAHHAAHAHAAAHAH

[eltigremaniaco]

was a donkey call... but lee watkinson was tired.. a donkey raise with ace rag or k rag.. or jack 8... in every hand to steal pots... and he rais it alot... a to short blinds

[npateman]

Watkinson's push is pro not donk. Yang's call is donk not pro. But seriously funny editing, nice 1. Except the random chins eating each other, that made me puke.

[tcacVII]

Watkinson's push is not pro. He was tilting because Jerry had been outdrawing everyone and he felt that he should be the one in the chip lead. So he re-raises all-in even when he has got 40+ BB's. Can you imagine ANY other pro doing that? You would certainly never see Hellmuth doing it.

Idiot brought it on himself. If he had remained patient he would have crushed Jerry by the end of the final table. Yeah, Watkinson is a better player than Yang. But he still made a bad play here.

[npateman]

It's a good push because IMO Yang should only be calling here with AQ+. Not too sure about the stack sizes but it all seems pretty rediculous. Funny vid.

[slimmdogg420]

I agree its a bad move at that point but you gotta figure whats the longest tourny you played?Six hours maybe?gotta figure everybody was tired.That wont be a problem this year since the final table will be 4 months after the seventh place finisher busts out.

[npateman]

that was too good

[yuddda]

YOUR ALL MISSING THE POINT, make more video's donkey be they're hella funny!

[qwertyu121]

y do all these ppl put so much religion into it the cards r already decided its just about waiting for the dealer its not like jesus or gd will be able to change(even though ppl would like to think that) and if they do i guess there isnt anything wrong with it but its just a little unessacray

[urge65]

c´mon guys who´s the donk here???yang raises and watkinson is the one who makes the donk move first.goes all-in with A/7.of course calling all-in with A/9 offsuit isnt much better.but at least the better hand won.and watkinsons fiancee is now praying to buddha or allah i guess.nice ending

[halfhead6]

It's a fact that Jesus hates women who draw fake upper lip lines on their faces.

[yuddda]

man this video is so funny.

[TRANSFORMERSFAN12345]

what a fucking donkey call

[seto19]

jerry yang such a newb, he'll burn n hell forsure

[nepatriots7501]

f u

[destoroy4]

lol great video

[GunterYang]

Dear Jesus,

Please reshuffle the deck that is sitting untouched on the table and give me the card I need to beat this guy. Also please know that my prayers are WAY more sincere than his wife's prayers and therefore you should let me win and not him. I heard his wife is actually a Mormon anyway. C'mon buddy, hook me up!

Thanking you in advance,

Jerry Yang

P.S. - Please teach Japanese lesbians how to kiss in a more erotic way.

[KnOckout60]

These people are a disgrace to all real Christians. God doesn't help you win at poker. It's because of people like this that people get put off of religion when it really has nothing to do with these morons.

[McRat1968]

No, actually those people aren't a disgrace to the rest of their kind; they're the same as all christians: (namely, delusional idiots who are convinced a big fat mighty spook from the sky is talking to them.)

These Poker donks and their families are no different from George Bush and evangelists and others on Earth who think that some guy was buried and bounced up from the grave and floated up into the air and will return.

...Grasping reality is much healthier than clinging to fairy-tales.

[McRat1968]

LMAO! I just realized somewhere along the way in that video I saw Ted Lawson sitting in the audience, seemingly right next to one of the players' crazy families, so he must have been rooting for one of the two. (Although, fortunately, I didn't see him doing any of the stupid brainless religious sh*t like the families were doing; so perhaps he's normal after all. Hehe. Never know.)

[HeroicGomez]

Wow, Watkinson's marrying THAT? -EV, Lee.  -EV

[TheDonkeyPen]

Thanks for all your comments! Episode 4 is now available, I hope you like it!

[McRat1968]

Not only is it frightening that Watkinson is marrying THAT delusional ugly cow.....

Here's a more frightening thought:

...Some day they might have KIDS!!!

[jaryd12345]

I'm so glad this video has been made, I ain't religious myself... ya kno, coz I have a mind of my own... but it's pretty wrong praying like some idiot to win a poker tournament, maybe if you're dying or something and you want your cancer wiped, that's fair enough... but not if you're just some loser who can't play poker... and everyone said Jamie Gold was a bad champion? Errr... I think they can all take that back now!

[nonamus1]

Say what you will, but I had more fun watching Jamie Gold win.

[Ziad27]

Jesus do not give money . Jesus Give's paradise !!! And the bible doesn't teach u to make as much money as possible , Read the bible befor u Comment lies !!!

[pointfighter]

hahahahahoooooooooly crap this world is JUST TOOOOOO SICK HAHAHAHAH DONK!!!!!!!!!

[arzurdada]

LoooooL nice vid !! hes definitly a donk

[cyborgsnakes]

lol. I can't believe that jackass won. He prays to Jesus to win millions of dollars. Yeah, because the bible teaches you to make as much money as possible.

[TOKINTIKITShirt]

hahahahahaha, more please!

[CzarneLiryki]

i cant stop laughing hahahahahaa

[illustrious1689]

roflmao...wp sir

[chessnut333]

that was really pathetic. "make me a believer lord" go ahead lord strike that bitch down with a lightning bolt since she never specified how to make her a believer

[IMunchGlass]

that was a brilliant make-out lmao

[Swagman8]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

x

10^123890725097

[bomega002]

the best is how after 4:30 it keeps cutting between Watkinson's face (the one guy there not calling on jesus) and the asians making out...couldn't stop laughing!

[Kios00]

Classic!

[franchise002000]

The commentators, who never shut up, were speechless when the prayers started flying. The final table was a complete joke this year, even worse than Gold.  Scotty Nguyen had this tourney in the bag if it wasn't for some sick suckouts.

[Crocodile25]

I guess jesus takes favourites? lololo

[Adamsaccount]

i would run up to either one of those jesus freaks and smack them in the fucking head, like dont they know that gambling is against the bible lmfao

[jadziad]

this is priceless man, wtg!

[co0lgren]

who the fuck calls with A9o with against a 3bet that big?

Well obv Yang's image was callstationish, and by that it looks like Watkinsons hand is alot better than A9.

But hey, a callstation is a callstation, they cant fold :(

[sucktdeep]

WOW how the hell do you push 10 mill pre with a7o with 120/240k blinds ??? SO FUCKING STUPID

[rossakid]

yeah funny!!

but too long...

[TheDonkeyPen]

Sometime you just need a little time for the artistry to percolate. :)

[hjgjaxson]

everyone is calling on Jesus........ but he plays Omaha......

[Nielsio]

LOLLLLL

[Devilboy668]

Would be funnier if you cut it to about 2 mins IMO