My car is my lover 1/5

[Norn]

lol he had an erection!

[nickinleeds]

ya cant fuck airwolf! ya just cant!

[Nicolester0001]

why

[Rumisha]

At 7:05 "Pet me... if you dare."

I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole, thank you very much.

[FallOverGurl]

Dude 4:17, his pants. . .

[WolfsbaneShiranui]

@FallOverGurl Omg o.O

[AntiZoophilia]

O_O what the fuck?

[Killeverysingleone]

"Damn it son, why is there cum all over my steering wheel!?"

[zimmyzimgir2]

@Killeverysingleone IM WORKING ON IT

[Spaceman2921]

thefuck?

At least go for a sexy car like a Jag or Aston Martin

[BiracialGoddess]

*Insert tasteless pun here*

[elitestar]

sounds no different to homosexuality to me.

[rock4life0113]

"His dad's GAHH-ROGE" Hahahahahahahhahaha! Gets me everytime!!! XD

[YouxArexAllxLame]

The narrator sounds like Richard Ayoade aka Thornton Reed \m/

[frannehxpoopz]

what the fuck?

[Muze226]

He seems like a pretty neat, eccentric guy, like your friends cool uncle, but the whole car humping thing kind of takes away from his charm.....Yeah, could never be cool with him. This sort of thing is best left private.

[Muze226]

@Muze226 Wait, I posted this comment before I heard the whole Air Wolf thing, he just ruined a big part of my young childhood, not cool dude! How could you defile THE Air Wolf? Air Wolf is the coolest helicopter, EVER! Wow, another bit of my childhood innocence ripped away, thanks Internet. =(

[caliman404]

This dude is weird as fuck

[MageReactor]

Even people like this have jobs, and I still can't get one? Life-hating shall now commence.

[MyLittlepurno]

What the actual fuck?!

[1aneczka1]

4:19 he has a boner while he polishes his car omg!

[UTubeuzername84]

did they really need to say that he had never been with a woman? duh!!

[sunmilkshakes]

Man, the sound cuts out in the last 20 seconds or so. Now I'll never know how he managed to bone a chopper.

[lanceawatt]

Those macintosh users always have had a funny thing with technology ;)

[sucklingfatty]

free from the light of day and dark

[ishosoi]

"why does your hand smell like motor oil?"

[bohemichelle]

Is the guy gay. the one who named his cars after boys,.. like ingo and TODD. and he was "NOT GAY", as he said to his friend.. but this got me curious, and they don't talk about it during the show... lol. "did you actually jizz on my car?"

[xXScarletButterflyXx]

At least 'she' wont cheat on him. >_>

[semt9]

Love how the narrator goes "An Austin Metro!!!" as if to say wtf, of all the cars?! haha

[shanehoustein]

he has just ruined my childhood memories of Airwolf.

[expo357]

OMG! WTF!?!? I hope there's a state law there prohibiting him from working on a car dealer, car wash, or even a junker!

Seems like he's a butt-kind-of-guy, all the cars shown are shown from behind.

[krazydavidvids]

HAHAHHAAA

[0BatGirl0]

I had a crush on K.I.T.T as a kid, but at least he could talk!

...And he's totally sexy.

[cbh148]

you know his trailer got some stank to it

[jnyerere]

at least he could have picked a more desirable car!

[holyfishpaste67]

When you're parked in my yard

Where the sun sets, freed

From the light of day and dark

I leave my loving seed

[TheYellodevil]

@holyfishpaste67 This poem is awesome! Is it Haiku?

[live4pce]

@ilovezombies444 not gay....something else entirely. gay is two consenting adult humans...lol wow this is strange. mental disorder. the human mind is amazingly crazy and mysterious.

[bsam20uk]

Bet the top gear presenters all do this in secret.

[MilockGAMES24]

lol mr hands has sex with a horse not too far from yelm, is there something fethish over there??

[cam2seven91]

WHAT...THE...F***K???



[jumpinjacob]

Is it just me or does he have a boner at 4:17 after rubbing the car?

[alnjgove8uifjbkelbfg]

@jumpinjacob he does have a boner. Time for the eye bleach.

[lovefromeponine]

The saddest part may very well be that no man will ever love me the way this man loves his car.

[kanatapaw]

this is embbaracing to even watch

i read in a mag today a woman marryed a ferris wheel and now is called mis ferris xD

[oThePurpleSageo]

lololol he can claim to be the first "metrosexual"

[lasneh]

''Why does your dick taste like motor oil?!?''

[o0oMiCKAo0o]

WOW i live twenty minutes away from him, im keeping my car away from that CREEPER

[caeteez]

Welcome to Channel Five

[cocobrown3001]

Phew. I'm glad they blurred the number plate for child friendly viewing.

[EmileZachariah]

i can't believe he was talking about the stingray like that in front of vanilla.. she might get jealous

[Scoobsnheather]

Rule 34

[Porstakk]

Haha, a metro

[Pewlarn]

Forever alone

[Sourpusscandy]

driving my Honda S2000 gives me orgasms, but I don't beat off on/in it. first woman autophile?

[colloredbrothers]

@Sourpusscandy

orgasms? really? AWSOME

[Sourpusscandy]

@colloredbrothers on my motorcycle too... really!

[winston2015]

wow will love and fuck anything. loneliness and alienation are powerful motivators. one guy jerks off in it and guy in the UK uses the tailpipe 'like an anus.'

[gavinpoot]

you could buy so many prostitutes for the price of a car

[kesang09]

Crazy.I mean way way crazy.

[konnikonni]

He must LOVE Transformers!

[steveparok00]

Holy crap he fingered that dirty hole... I can't believe it!

[NicholasX9]

This is just fucked up.

[InsanityPrevails1]

i'm sorry but am i the only one who doesn't think the cars/ helicopters don't have the 'veto' right in this relationship?

[TransSurrealStudios1]

LOL.........but...having laughed that: Nothing compares to the real deal:

Kustom Kar Kommandos by Kenneth Anger



[ReviewsByErik]

I will never think of Airwolf the same ever again.

[micshaz]

Humanity is FUCKED!

[Sourpusscandy]

@micshaz at least they aren't breeding, right?

[micshaz]

@Sourpusscandy you just wait... in 20 years transformers will be a reality

[ballockybill]

This dudes a fuckin' whackjob.

[Morthund]

for fucks sake why cant they just stick to bicycle seats like normal people??

[Jackthemeat]

AAHHHHH AT 4:15 YOU CAN SEE HE HAS WOOD !!!!

[waysgoose]

Austin metros are such sluts.

[metallicaandkornrock]

This is just so wrong...

[devilshomie]

So does he touch himself while watching transformers, I mean how does he have sex with it anyways?

[Deadguy56]

just, what the fuck...

[aljodewi]

You think that it paint what makes that car look white?

[FANTOMTRON]

oh my gosh lol. sex with a family member, he had incest with the family car lol

[JohanLahs]

This is nothing. I fancy fire hydrants

[InuitInua]

This makes me wonder how many people in the olden days would have sex with carriages, carts, and buggies.

[spandexislovexx]

"He could claim to be the world's first metrosexual."

That guy had to be laughing his ass off.

[Asaeis]

George ... The hydrosexual.

[hollowmenrule]

wow

[StallonerBoner]

I went to see Super 8 today at Yelm Cinemas...This dude was there. Then he left in his lion king truck. 

[FlyingBoxHead]

Well,obviously there are car rapists up in Yelm so you better hide yo cars and hide yo vans and hide yo aircraft cause he be raping everything around.

[SATAN1KO]

Fuckin' white people

[Seladoor]

@SATAN1KO 0.0000000001% of white people, whereas a lot of blacks like fat skanks, a lot of Japanese like rape porn and buying schoolgirls used panties, and many Indian men commonly rape family members in their very early teens and younger unless the older females keep an eye on them.

[SATAN1KO]

@Seladoor AND...white people beat their wives, rape their daughters, are members of KKK, are stupid, speak with southern accents, own big ass trucks, hate gays because of their homophobia and the fact that they live with a deep feeling of homosexuality inside themselves....and they live in the swamps.....

But that's just a stereotype that i don't believe in...such as the stereotypes that you mentioned.

[BecksteadBlack]

the car is a girl.....he's got that going for him

[BeyondTheLimitations]

the psychologist is needed



[MisterDevi]

what... the... fuck...?

[ProDrift2008]

Jesus Christ, if he was going to fall in love with a car, Why the fuck would he fall in love with a austin metro of all cars.

[Redonx]

@4:18

someone's got a bone

[gag75]

Hes not hurting anyone or himself, I can't see why all all you up tight fags are so butthurt about a guy like that.

[RyoWolffe]

Slash its tires >:D

[xxshawnee3xx]

Dont blame him that car is fit.

[mpapale6]

damn you live there get em! thats worse than bin laden

[doozer21]

I've noticed that he has a preference for white cars... Do you think it's a race thing?

[TheYellodevil]

@doozer21 Yeah - NASCAR

[woosta1]

So long as this dude is not banging anyone real to procreate, I'm fine.

[iVag123456]

What is this i dont even

[MilitantOldLady]

hahahaha an Austin Metro! XD

i mean, i love cars, but thats stretching it a bit too far :D

[keepXonXrockin]

he writes love songs/poems to his car? jeez.

[Paddyzombie1901]

epic boner at 4:18

[Rampage4O37]

My penis is erect 24/7.

[pont123456789]

carnage hahaha

[WhaleBlueTwentyTwo]

@YoussefS

Er... not sure that having sex with a car is as bad as bestiality. The car is an inanimate object with no feelings...

And it's nowhere near like advocating murder, you close-minded fool...

(Before you say it, I don't shag animals or cars, it's not my scene- I have a girlfriend.)

[peterpansen23]

@WhaleBlueTwentyTwo yeah thats like saying girls are abusing dildos....

[WhaleBlueTwentyTwo]

@peterpansen23

Paha! Exactly! Or washing machines, more likely. =p

[faulkaspargus]

What a slut!

[kenrikun]

I'm imagining what it was like for the actor dramatizing the sex scene with the car.

[anestakos83]

@kenrikun i imagine how the cameraman would feel when he was filming the weirdo washing and kissing that car :S

i bet he was thinking "this is just wrong..."

[punkout312]

wtf! heas crazy!

[audiocable]

ohh how i would love to put a dent in that beetle

[antiaudi1]

I TOLD MY FRIENDS ABOUT HIM THERE WAS A CIRCLE OF GIRLS AND I WAS TELLING THEM THE STORY OF EDWARD.

[Missvamp2010]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[kelzybub306]

Was i the only one to see a raging hard-on he had???

[nauris708]

THATS NOT A "BANANA" I THE TAIL PIPE

[lillipig]

better cars than cats I suppose. 

[antiaudi1]

that poem is fuken pathetic and corny

[GIMMEADOLLAR1]

This just intensified my headache a thousand fold.

[VeEvey]

Typical Macintosh user.

:D

[AlexDelBarrio]

LMAOOO

[AlexDelBarrio]

@VeEvey

LMAOOO

[jaynies1]

i dont know whats stranger...his hat or car fetish....but he aint harming anyone

[muppetspuppets]

I've seen lots of guys inlove with their cars. I'll never understand the attraction.

[MrStabby0]

A Geo? Yeah, I'd hit that.

[phootang]

omg someone call the car protective sevices

[rushingchristopher]

omg this is kind of scary

[egoleech]

I just watched the documentary about the guys who adore real dolls and now this

damn....humans are freakin scary man

[Jockurt]

same here. humanity is fucked up

[dellmelissa]

Are you fucking kidding me???!? i live in that fucking town.

[Ulfhamr]

Hahaha!

[dan2hamilton]

@dellmelissa do you know that guy???

[909Dwayne]

@dellmelissa You poor, poor man.... D:

[bricebru22]

@dellmelissa Your car got raped!

[daboksa]

@dellmelissa yeh becoz its ur dad

[AnimeTalk]

whaaaaaaa?

[markvtos]

Family member? So is this like car incest?

Kinky...

[big919b]

how do you fuck a car 0.o

[doomdragon83]

exhaust/tail pipe

[jet0054]

Lol world's first metrosexual

[rudypea]

What's up with his hat?

[ChnkyLovrr]

Interesting...