Jeff Dunham - Peanut And Jose Jalapeno !!!!

[MRmkkid]

ahhhhhhhhhhh yaya itz a good trick senior''

[123grisom]

I love japlepenos i wanna make jossi into some salsa. Olay

[AlexanderEpoc]

9 jalapenos got put in the vegetable steamer.

[cat1999b]

no sir I'm Cuban...I'm from Florida

[ishbalangirl]

"you can't come back ouuuuuuut!"

[mustang19ify2]

no see damn

[cheerleader15gdg]

Funny as heck!!!!

[fluffefan2000]

jose jalapeno: purple basterd

peanut: mexican condement

[maricrazy01]

what makes you think a girl would wanna see you "Jose has the stick" ahahahahaha

[CRonaldoCR777]

hahahahahahaha awesome

[WarMasterzzz98]

He slammed my shtick in the door! LMAO! XD

[fluffefan2000]

i'll turn your ass into quacomole.

i'll stir you with your own stick.

this is the way we stir the quac stir the quac stir the quac olay.

[AllieMarieCuter]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyy yayayyyyyyyyyiiiiiyiiiiyiiiiii­ {musical number}

[AllieMarieCuter]

olay!!!!!

[AllieMarieCuter]

he is crahhappy

[twilightinuyashasaya]

i cant stop laughing....

[skatedude880]

he slammed my stichk in the door

[kellzyeahhh]

6:58 i died.

[meandmusic24]

ON A STIACK!

[LoveCrystal10]

HAHAHA i love 5:55 - 7:21 xDD gotta love Jose

[nguyelis001]

That's a REALLY good trick señor!

[NMH1PRODUCTIONS]

Funnny

[milkeshake411]

LOL so funny

[marioplayer1423]

Thats funny as hell!!!

[robotjj0009]

it's a good trick sinor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6:47

[SKIPPER1299]

Sinor I need to come back OUGHT!!!!

[SKIPPER1299]

I need to come back OUGHT!!!!!!

[Zykae]

"It's okay.

...I hope you die."

[SKIPPER1299]

BMW=big Mexican woman

[YANNIGOYA]

on a stick!!!!!

[YANNIGOYA]

oh la

[yatiis]

Best three word intro ever

[TwilightRocks0990]

Jeff: Did anything else happen today?

Peanut: No

Jose: Yes

Peanut: Damn

[XxDaKuRlZzxX1]

Jose has the stick!! Jose is hilarious XD

[EmbeerlynRainbow21]

I luv peanut and jose jalapeno

[m0urningwerw0lf371]

I've got the stick! :D

[cat1999b]

the captions said frankfort

[cat1999b]

yes we had.. a great freaken day

[cat1999b]

he's on a steek

[JoyDawn572]

Hyaaaammmmmaaaaaaammmmmamamama­mamaa that's a good trick senyor!

[cat1999b]

hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaa ya ya

[ocean1995lambert]

''A good day''

''Yeah''

''No''

''Shut up''

[monicadominguez12345]

Funny as hell hahaaz!!!!!!! :P

[violet2blade]

thats funny as hell

[ladiesman217661]

I took him to the spa!

[cat1999b]

@ladiesman217661 actually he said he took him to the spool

[cool12346ful]

I love you peanut ;-)

[sexistheword1]

peanut:it sounded like it came frome my ass

jose: now ill have some where to put mi stick

[sexistheword1]

purple bastard mexican condiment xD thats funny shyt right there

[TheFAQ808]

I am cuban I'm from florida lmfao:)

[115Falcon115]

BMW= Big Mexican Woman, lmao!

[UNKNOWNUSERnumber11]

is it wierd if i was eating chips and salsa while watching?

[killmon19]

this video is funny

[cheyenne1324ful]

peanut: no

jose: si

peanut: damn

lmao

[cheyenne1324ful]

well u cant cum bck owwat lmfao :p hilarious

[AlphaFilms345]

Funny as hell

[Harrypotteraholic]

lmfao

[rebabe123456789]

I've got the stick... lol :D

[lollypop10184]

LMAFROF

[padingding1]

Yes it's the same its hot and t got steam then it goes BINGGGGG

[padingding1]

Yes...no...SHUT UP

[Deathcyde1]

DO A LIL TAP-DANCE AND WE GOT SALSA!! 8D

[caileyloveschris]

On..A..Stick! XD



[MrZeldahero]

Whoa that was really gc stir the guac stir the guacood. now i have some where to put my stick, 'cause this is the way we stir the gua

[888airsoft]

this is the way we stir the guac stir the guac stir the guac

[Retartedvideeomaster]

Jeff:"What are you doing?"

Peanut:"Speaking to jose in his native tounge"

Jeff:"well don't do that"

Peanut:"Why Not?"

Jeff:"Becuase it makes me fell... leftout"

Peanut"HUH?"

Jeff:"Well I don't speak spanish"

XD

[Bulldoglover689]

Jose: he slammed my stick in de door

Peanut: "laughs"

Jose: now i have a sore stick

Lol I love this guy

[DrowSoldier33]

Jose Jalapeno Onastick, and the whole Onastick family. XD

[feliperocks4eva]

that was god dam funny ^,^

[bloxxman978]

it gets hot then it gets steamy then DING!!

[wedgiequeen123]

@dakotadjn

[mwake7]

Brightened a gloomy time :))

[djWolfgang8]

Jose:purple b***ard Peanut:Mexican comdament Me:LMAO

[visiondevil21]

Peanut: do a little tap dance and we got salsa. lmao

[HurricaneShane1234]

i need to come back out

why

i need to see the sinoretas

why do you think the senoretas want to see you

Jose has the stick!!

LMFAO

[7maxA]

FUCK IM MEXICAN AND I LOVE THIS SHOW!!

[99jacksonian]

If jose was a girl, jeff would hold her in the hole

[cbabyz55]

THIS GUY IS SO FUNNY AND SOME MO SHIT

[neymar11brazil11]

B.M.W big mexican women lmao xD



[hijab1406]

@neymar11brazil11

on a stick <)

[gregory5795]

@neymar11brazil11 ON AN STIIICKK!!!!!!!

[r3fleX808]

jose has the stick....

[dwjhba]

Jeff:that's horrible

Peanut:not with the right kina chips...lol

[larellpierre]

jose jalapeno vs peanut

[slimshad5103]

Best comedian ever

[kennedycxX]

lmao i love jose jalapeno.... on a stick :))



[Lupe6810]

Lol. Funny I love peanut

[MBOBO239]

Lmfao luv Jeff dunham

[Eeregan11]

This is the way we stir the quak stir the quak stir the quak. OLE!!!!!!!!!!

[dakotadjn]

Jeff:your soppose tooken him to the spa

Peanut:i did take him to the spa

Jose:he put me in the vegtabale steamer

[girly123233]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIAAAAA­AAAIIIIIIIAAAAAIIII Lol xD!!!!

[johnrainbow100]

Jeff-tell them your name

Jose-Jose Jalepeno...on ah stick

Peanut-ahh so ur mexican

Jose-no mexicans r from mexico..im cuban..from florida...lol

[mrstephen443]

who are the 6 people that disliked that . they suck

[tiigery76]

good,hea nali.

[73oldsWith455]

That's was a good trick at the end Jose was right...lol

[tannerbot7hot]

he is happy because your holding his stick lol

[dkflora100]

The people who disliked where probably Jose's family O_O

[MsMouaGirl]

@dkflora100 ON A STICK XD

[TheMorningshade]

@dkflora100 on a stick ;D

[dkflora100]

I think the dislike bar is ninja..

I cant see it.

[hamslam199]

This is a funny show when you get board and have nothing to do

[lovejumpy1024]

lmfao this is funny

[Paramore13ch]

Its Jose Jalapeno On A Stick

[mzsexyred28]

ME AND MY HUBBY JUST LOVE JEFF AND PEANUT

[linxLassiter]

I love Jose and Peanut. Everyone needs a purple puppet and a d.ick on a stick

[blakedienst]

a great frickin day!

[MrsSimpson29]

Da 5 a**es who disliked got no sense of humor

[codyhug26]

mouth moved at 1:12

[carolineamphetamine]

@codyhug26 -- Actually, if you look closely, there are a lot of parts where his mouth moved, the the show was still funny as hell.

[crsmit]

thumbs for josé

[Peverelle101]

He slammed my stick in the door! HAHAHA... ROTFSHIFOMPDJKIDHAPDBIIDINHM!

[DarthDeaTh0001]

|3 on a stick i get it hahaha

[Unionfirecompany2fan]

J: So, did anthing else happen today?? P: NO. JJS:SI. P: DA**!!!!

[2426Selma]

LMFAO :D i love this eps <333

[tigerpride323]

lmaoXD:P

[blueking987]

This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac! OLE!!

[TheDragonmaster103]

yes we had a great frikkin day did u have a good day yes no hutup i took him to the spaa he put me in the vegatabel steamer its the same thing is get hot then steamy then it goes ding

[COD4MERKER]

What chell is wrong challoween

[Prankpokephase2]

spelled arguing wrong

[MrWiseguy1990]

cuban my ass!!

[addictedc0dplayer]

im hkappy on hkollow ween and i always ha a great FRICKIN DAY!!!!

[hdustin13]

do a little tap dance we got salsa:) 5:06 - 5:27

[lpslove20]

soooo funny!!! :D

[BaByGirlLove96able]

that was fuckinj funny

[bobhope12341]

Hey its not black magic wish he's Mexican

[roblox1175]

lol



[1023courtney]

soundedd like it came out of my ass

-then i havee somewhere to put my stick

funnyy shitt mann

[1023courtney]

@1023courtney B.M.W.........................­.big mexican women lol i thought it meant a black mans wish lol

[1023courtney]

i love peanutt

[muffins13100]

ON A STICK

[swanderer01]

lol can you imagine these two at a political debate?wow!

[UrLostLife]

Jose: I am Not HAAGHPPY on HAGHLLOWEEN

Peanut: Whats the HEEGHLL is wrong with HAGHLLOWEEN!

Jose: There are no costumes on a Steeek!

Peanut: Ya can be a Fudge cicle -Laughs-

LMAO i love that :P

[UrLostLife]

Yes we HAAAGHVE a great friken time! Lol

[SpiteSire]

Jose': Purple bastard

Peanut: Mexican Condemeint

Jose: I do not use them....And niether did your mother

XDDD Peanut jsut got schooled by a veggie!

[chronofusion]

how ironic..that the " ultimate driving machine" is a big mexican woman.

I GOTTA GET ME ONE O' THOOOOOOOSE!!

Olaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOL

[jdogdiggididy1]

ON A STICKK

[VGD101]

BMW - Big Mexican Woman

(Man this was funny)

[INukeWaffleI]

Do Do Do Do Do Do DO Do Do Do DO

[bigmobaby2030]

Hahahhahahaha really funny....lol

[leelee5567]

4 people dont have the stick

[SpiteSire]

@leelee5567 5 XD

[leelee5567]

4 people did not have a great frickin day!!!!!!

[leelee5567]

4 people feel left out because there not a stick!!!!!

[fuzzzy613]

just for the record its jalapeno on a STEEK

[supermysticalunicorn]

ON A STICK lolllololololololololololololo­l

[lovetrist]

i love them to]

[LittleMissMadie99]

Yes we quadhad a great FRAKING DAY!!!

[Monks0107]

I love them!! Its funny that a my four year old likes them also.

[jumbohotdogs100]

Ustedes son todos estúpidos, eres un ZOTE imbéciles jugar con niñas que mantienen diciéndole que desaparece pero sólo mantienen hacerlo, consigue ir un amigo chica real baja puta vida

[jumbohotdogs100]

did anyone notice Jose's eyebrows raise when he got droped in the box

[UrLostLife]

Jose: Purple Bastard

Peanut: Mexican condiment

Jose: A condiment, i do not use them.

Peanut: You don't??

Jose: And neither did your mother -pissed off face on jose-

Peanut: OHHHH that's funny shit, that's funny shit!

Peanut: It really was but you gotta work o it a little, sounds like it was coming out of my ASS! LOL thumbs up :') if u love that part!

[blackhawk11blackhawk]

@UrLostLife OHHHH that was funny @#$# part was buddy joe

[leelee5567]

@UrLostLife peanut didnt say that 6th line , walter did

[yomommasass33]

im the 4th dislike

[UrLostLife]

@yomommasass33 y the heck would u tell someone that? -__-

[yomommasass33]

Did anythig else happen today?

NO

si

DAMN

[yomommasass33]

Are you having a good day?

YES

NO

SHUT up

[RandomChickxDlOl]

that was so funny lol

[farmerdouglas3]

jeff: did any thing happen else to day

peanut: no jose: yes

peanut: damn

[ISRAELININJACHICK]

I love this now I don't know why he over accents his H's cuz usually in spanish they don't even pronounce them. Now, in Hebrew that's understandable and Arabic too! I loved it anyway!!!!

[RACHEL02189]

BMW-Big Mexician Woman-On a Stick

[59cadcoupe]

Ha Ha Ha - moy contento,,!

[UNGIDA777]

wtryuyjutuuuuuuu ghjkhliudfjmvjdijhfgvufvjnd dchnjgh c vgnbjnjng

[MajorDorkzInTown]

jeff: im sorry jose

Jose: its ok i kick his a** later

peanut: ill turn ur a** into guacamole, ill stir u with ur own stick

[TheMixter123]

Jalepeno on da floor. I ALMOST DIED.dodododododooooo...

[littlebratz14]

Jeff: Jose, wat makes u happy in life?

Jose:My BMW.

Peanut:His big mexican woman.

Jose: On a steick.

[littlebratz14]

JEFF:Did u have a good day? PEANUT:Yes. JOSE:No

PEANUT:Shutup.

[Im0So0Lyrical]

RAWR I love Jose's flem and how peanut is like... oh say... WTHHHH IS WRONG WITH HHHHHHHALLOWEEN? or WTH IS HHHHAPPY?

[Im0So0Lyrical]

Peanut: Yes, we hhhhhad.... a good frikkin DAY. YEAAAAAH Jeff: Did you have a good day? Peanut: yes Jose: no Peanut: Shut Up.

[goodgirl111100]

I know what he means by "I give my stick to you!"EWWWWWWW!