The Late Late Show Monologue 3/17/09 [HQ]

[Redmondian]

Does everyone else sing along to the theme song, or am I the only one?

[Marela9]

No,you're not! :)))

[jab070]

'sure u are, surrre u are' haha

[arafathcoolguy]

i broke my chair at 5:05 to 5:35 because of laughing

[dcbsmt]

Please, could someone explain the 'half beer, half asphalt' joke?

[seinfeldaholic]

Guiness beer is a pretty thick dark beer, so it's like drinking asphalt.

Hope that explained that

[dcbsmt]

That's all? For some reason I expected more behind it. :D

Thanks anyway.

[ramruth]

and the fact that it tastes horrible, and it's liable to make people gag xD

[bobwaters]

Sure, and 'tis a wondrous beverage. Whatcha be talkin' about, ye heathen?

[pitbbpl]

David Caruso CSI MIAMI (AAaahahaha) ;D

[theredwheelbarrow]

McGunther! Yes! hahaha

[hertblue]

thank you to all our American friends for these and other downloads. From Scotland.

[lessermystery]

Maybe the mythical infestation of snakes is a metaphor for the Pagan Celts? Lots of Pagan religions revere snakes is where I'm going with this. Didn't St. Patrick convert them to Christianity?

[stevenaudet]

I thought the same, maybe they "got rid" of those who would not convert. Religion tend to be so peaceful you know :P

[lessermystery]

Well, the Celts were a scary lot. They liked to collect severed heads and foster out their kids. I guess Christianity refined and ultimately sterilized sacrificial rituals by replacing them with feasts, fasts, and sacraments. On the other hand they burned witches, and well the rest is well documented and not fit for air time at this time. :)

[stevenaudet]

Nah! Come on! ...some burning witches, some foster kids... we've lost all those typical rituals in the name of civilization! How lame! :P

[lessermystery]

"we've lost all those typical rituals in the name of civilization..."

All civilizations have their roots in religion, even if they develop into communism with enforced atheism - and - have we really lost these rituals? For that matter, have we really even done away with ritual human sacrifice? Some would say not. o_O

[stevenaudet]

spooky!

[kylatruther]

Whoa. Awfully deep for a Craig Vid. 0.o

[lessermystery]

Have I said too much...?

[rebelstarxxx]

Love Craig's green tie for St. Patrick's Day

[caligari89]

Guiness IS half-beer half-asfalt !

Thanks Craig !