Monty Python- The Black Knight Fight

[sakura1634]

Favorite line from the back knight *looks at his body then Arthur and the "horse" trail off* "Come back here you yellow bastards!!!"

[Darkreaper1982]

King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!

King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!

Black Knight: No, it isn't!

King Arthur: Well, what's that then?

King Arthur: I've had worse.

King Arthur: You liar!

Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!

[georgiepieiscool]

Watched this in my social studies class... laughed so hard. This made my life.

[TheChristyChannel]

The Black Knight is my hero! .....come back here, I'll bite your ankles! lol I love him because he never gives up, against insurmountable odds, what a guy!

[BayviewFinch]

@TheChristyChannel - Huh?  He said, "I'll bit your legs off", not what you wrote.

[Theslayerwins]

am i the only one who thinks the part where he throws the sword through the guys face hilarious

[ender8631]

the intro was amazing the fight scene was perfectly choreographed unlike some movies monty python pulls off the green/black knight fight scene well

[1337ijs]

I have always felt that The Black Knight had the most badass introduction of any character in a comedy.

[ZaksBagansBabe]

great movie-one of my favorites :) thanks for not editing it, like some idiots do.

[kwldude]

come on chicken

just running away are ya

you yellow livered bastard

monty python absolute legends

[darthlego303]

British Humor at I'ts best. 

[KaasDano]

its just a fleshwound

[crazautiz]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? BLEED ON ME? very funny stuff. :)

[RavenFreitas]

Now I know where "Its just a flesh wound" comes from :P

[bubbleman5001]

Could watch that a million times! HILAROUS

alright... We'll call it a draw Lol!!

[rufia75]

lol if their swords are equal size why does arthur only fight with one hand and nothing in his other hand?

[MrDaryllv]

Lol'd!

[109shanice109]

I keep wondering how he could bite their legs off with that helmet on...

[philify226]

Im inbincibllleeeee!!!!!!! Lol

[XDBlueYoshi]

As well as the axe?

[XDBlueYoshi]

Where did he get the flail anyway?

[XDBlueYoshi]

Lol the Green Knight's an utter failure.

[altgeldrarities]

The King represents the UN and the black knight represents the USA.

[KAC0599]

Who on earth could possibly "dislike" this video?

[pimsy75]

" 'tis but a scratch! "

Haha!

[mastermiddy32]

one of the funniest scenes of the movie! love montey python.

[myfwanwy]

Black knight: Right i'll do you for that!

Arthur: You'll What?!

Black Knight: Come here!

Arthur: What you gonna do bleed on me!

black knight: I'm INVINCIBLE!!!

Arthur: Your a loony

Funniest Bit Ever!!! :)

[MegaHL123]

Cast:

WoW as Black Knight

SWToR (+ all the future MMOs) as Arthur

MMOs before SWToR as Green Knight

Amirite?

[amusicfreak247]

Look your arms off lol

[andrewnguyencameravi]

OUCH! last 4 month Ms. thomas and I laughing with my drama class when that king cuts his 2 arm and 2 legs.

[Watoko]

"I move (moves body) for no man, T.T"

[bumpy200]

Monty python... never gets old

[vogelmaster22]

"It's just a flesh wound." LOL

[Cannsanity]

Pure genius.

[SuicidalSweetheart77]

"What're you gonna do, bleed on me?" Fing epic silliness

[TheD0CT0RWH0fan]

I wonder if Mary Whitehouse ever seen this? Nah, but I reckon she'd have a field day with this one hahaha

[SaSxStealth]

one of the best scences of any movie

[GlassGunner]

You make me sad.

[myfwanwy]

23 people think that having their arms cut off is a flesh wound

[TheGoodMan19]

22 people are yellow bastards.

[glenclosed]

I would like to hear more about The Black Knight's epic story !!

[9121him]

so epic... and FAKE

[Ennsey]

@9121him obviously. have you seen the movie?

[9121him]

@Ennsey yes i have it was sssooo funny

[joefann66]

"you've got no arms!" " but a flesh wound" I lolled at that part

[TheScarfaceNinja]

1:00 - ooh right in the twins

[duongngocvuminh]

Wow he's stand on his balls=))

[NutKinz13]

"I'm invisible!"

"You're a loony."

I've always loved that line. xD

[gl3110]

we'll call it a draw

[pleasenotbushagain]

@bmprelude got somone to help him

[aa4285]

BRAVEHEART was nothing compared to this battle scene..:-P

[sniperdude487]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[moviehoofd]

Lolz

[Thegreenroomgroup]

lol

[CrescereXScithe]

"I thank you Lord, for in thy mercy..." *kick*

[ou8smileydeath]

God this is a great scene!

But your arm's off...

I've had worse.

LIAR!!

[Mulyanis77]

21 people shall not pass.



[sasukex125]

@Mulyanis77 no, 22 people didnt pass! lol

[willmay123]

21 people got their legs bit off.

[KrfNYC2]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!

[BeBritishBProud]

That Knight is the Stig of the 5th century.

[Mega8BitProductions]

@KATANANINJA Not for long

[bmprelude]

19 people know the black knight. 1 of them is the black night. but how did he use the mouse?

[Martywarlock]

Hilarious!

[THETOMCZYNSKI]

you make me sad :(, look you stupid bastard, you have no arms left, look, its just a felsh worned

[Kriegerdammerung]

@THETOMCZYNSKI A flesh wound

[THETOMCZYNSKI]

you make me sad :(

[catrinnnful]

I have a horse

[adamw13]

im just a head for pete's sake



[chanelMAN23]

20 people mistook dislike button for - dis i like :D

[MrGodzilla198]

Wow, the black knight is overconfident. I like.

[tipology]

If you like to make people laugh..then this is pure comedy to you

[KATANANINJA]

THAT KNIGHT HAS BALLS! lol.

[Drappaofsealpack]

Your arms off

I've had worst

LAIR!

[LoafACorgi99]

20 people are yellow bastards

[deathawk777]

All he needs are band aids and he's all better

[Asianknifer56]

I've had worse.

[rubyriaroo]

tis but a flesh wound!

(20 people a blind, other wise they would have hit the like button, not the didlike button -.-)

[chalupaking4]

Is just a flesh wound!

[HEARTxSLAHINGxPEACE]

IM INVINCABLE!!!!!!

[capzaraki]

C'MON YA PANZY!!!!!!!!!!!

[smallwindy12]

we wacthed this in history class lol sooo funny

[AntHraXUltran00blet]

Anyone else notice him hip thrust the knight, when he called the draw?

[freeFeild]

"I am invincible!"

Slice

....."Lets call it a draw"

LMAO

[PerfectWeapon181]

dude the black knight totally won

"your arms are gone" "tis but a flesh wound"

HA I died right there lmao best scene ever

[ToxicTeapot]

Clearly the Black Knight would have won in the fight...

XD

[LEYTONLOVER333]

19people need their legs bitten off...

[MrBradipo73]

alright, we'll call it a draw...

[BCxICE]

None shall pass!

What?

None shall pass! XD

[Sara90C]

this is THE BEST SCENE ever ahahah

[Pwnaman666]

19 people wernt invincible...

[MrJo0ntee]

19 people miss'd the like buttom

[52anders]

19 people had a draw fight

[nythreefer]

thats a fine horse hes riding

[smallwindy12]

@nythreefer ikr tht is one fine horse

[chanelMAN23]

@nythreefer il take 20 of these fine riding machines

[nythreefer]

@chanelMAN23 oof 20? hope u got deep pockets those are obviously some world class thoroughbreds. a luxury for the rich.

[NaruSakulover1]

@nythreefer i think it's one of the rare ones i think it's called imbecilius horse not sure xD

[Diddy22e]

@nythreefer thats not a horse, thats just a bit of coconuts hes clapping together :)

[567boom]

lol epic the black knight so

stupid

!!!!!!!!

[smilemore71]

I've had worse...

[curlzferrero]

19 people were children of the black knight.

[lancemanchap]

thumbs up if you thought about posting "its just a flesh wound"

[UtahRugbyGuy]

Right. I'll do you for that. "...YOU'LL WHAT???" Epic!

[Batiel1ownzRS]

18 people have no sense of humor

[Swordmaster200]

@Batiel1ownzRS Make that 22 who got their limbs cut off!

[mozxz]

that you must give the black knight ,

he fights to the last body part .

its so damn funny this (its just a scrath) (now its just a flesh wound)

[333Legoman]

"tis' just a scratch"

[NickSoup99]

*Cuts Arm Off* "Now let us pass." I let no man pass!!" "But I cut off your arm!!" "Tis but a scratch." I laughed so hard XD

[HIYA208]

Look you stupid bastard you got no arms left!

[Usul573]

Can't he just go around lol, I'm sure he can get by some other way within a few hundred feet.

[ThePeachCockTaiL]

you have no arms!!!

its a flesh wound xD

[ThePeachCockTaiL]

oh my god i saw this when i was 8 and i searched for it for years!!!!!

YES!!!!

[Demon12191]

RUNNING AWAY EH YOU YELLOW BASTERD

[chrisglaser16]

That's awesome! :)

[Jaimeb09]

18 people were black knights

[zack313D]

its only a flesh wound lol

[hunterjensentv]

non shall pass

[sweetsongman1]

chicken xD

[sweetsongman1]

none shall pass

then you shall die

[nintendork2000]

your arms off! no it isn't.Then wht's that?

[moOswe]

I love how the creators of PVK source used quotes from the black knight :D

[znobberful]

Black knight: HAAAA Black knight: come on men! Arthas: Wath!? Black knight: havent you?! Arthur: your indeed brave sir knight but the fight is mine! Black knight:ohh wath did you say? Arthur: look you stupid bastard u got no arms left! Black knight: yes i have! Arthur: look! Black knight: just a flesh wound! Arthur: stop that! Black knight: chicken x3 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD

[FighNinja]

looks like SOMEbody was a little high today...

[Psikonort]

Brilliantly, crazy funny. (I love the Coconuts playing Patsy)

[K0ragg]

WHen he has no limbs off:- ok lets call it a draw ahahaha xD

[jayjames1978]

LOOK U STUPID BASTAD

[EmmarilGreenleaf]

I guess 18 greren and black knights don't like this video!

"I'll bit your legs off!"

lol

[TheTrumps1492]

What are you gonna do, bleed on me? XD

This scene always cracs me up.

[minirobot1]

Why couldn't he just go around...?

[supash3]

alright will call it a draw lol

[blueice568]

18 people failed to get passed the Black Knight.

[hamfootyman]

I am invincible!

your a loony

hahahaha

[pseudotruth]

The fight between Arthur and the Black knight is a metaphor for arguing with creationists, Intelligent Designers or AGW Deniers. No matter how many of their bogus arguments [limbs] one demolishes [cuts off], they remain in denial and act as if they're in a commanding position.

[dukeaddict237]

@pseudotruth i think ur overreading it dude.

[Tenari1]

@pseudotruth don't use Monty Pythons amazing imagination for your retarded and ridiculous argument! Believe what you fuckin want and enjoy the awesome clip that has nothing to do with religious arguments!

[pseudotruth]

@Tenari1

I won't be arguing with you, because you are a graduate of the Dunning-Kruger school of intellect.

You have opinions that are formed by something other than knowledge.

You should watch this:

watch?v=XyOHJa5Vj5Y

[Tojo89]

@pseudotruth Hmm, this fight could be a metaphor to about anything that has to do with denial. Not just "your subject".

[pseudotruth]

@Tojo89

I agree absolutely, but it sometimes helps to frame an argument in different ways.

[mw2boss81]

2:25

[JohnuuhthePirate]

17 black knights saw this vid

[bigmanoooo1]

im invinsible!!

youre a looney - lmao

[13tank37]

You stupid bastard you have no arms left!

Yes I have!

Look!

Its just a fleshwound...

Stop that!

Chicken, chicken!

[bluefire3575]

i'm invincible

[Maydiesmanager]

tiz but a scratch

[liberator235]

"It's just a fleshwound" is Monty Python's "This is Spatra"

[emphilis1213]

it's just a flesh wound! Lol!

[Rickokun]

HAVE AT YOU!!!!

[mrfrikinawesome]

"...you make me sad..."  hahaha greatest line ever

[lilsk8erbro]

haha, that junk cracks me up when he's like "Victory is mine!" and then kneels to say something and the dude kicks him.

[Twitchythe3rd]

"Ohhhh I see, runnin' away eh? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take whats coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"

[emoria626]

One of my favorite scenes from the film. It is freakin' HILARIOUS!!!! Poor guy just doesn't know when to quit!!! Reminds me of when my sister and I would start pulling each other's hair. "You let go first!" "No, YOU!" "No, YOU!" "No way." "On the count of three?" "1,2,3" *crickets* "You didn't let go!" "No YOU didn't let go!" We just didn't know when to quit....still don't. ^_^

[19GoDNeSS91]

"What r u gonna do? BLEED ON ME?!"

"I'm INVINCIBLE!!" :D

[Roflmao551]

Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

Yes I have!

Look!

'S just a flesh wound!

[Dragonstar100]

IM INVINCABLE!

[kingsms5977]

@Dragonstar100 learn to spell noob

[Dragonstar100]

@kingsms5977 Never :D

I shall forever be noob instead of a stuck up B*TCH :D

[MrTrykster]

haha such an epic battle between Mr. Green Knight and Mr. Black Knight

[McDeath5511]

I'll bite your legs off!

[stoner031984]

I love the fact the Black Knight had to use his foot to pry out his sword of the Green Knight's head lol. So unrefined! Love it!

[spacecowboy22]

why do people quote things from the video that we've all just watched???? WE'VE JUST HEARD THEM WHY SHOULD WE READ THEM TOO!!!! lol best bit of the film :)

[SirPreyasThe619]

1:52

*silence*

*cricket* *cricket*

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

Tis a scratch.

A scratch?!?!?!

[CrazzyMonkey1981]

lol ill bite your legs off

[metromS24]

3:03 - 3:18 XD lolololololol

[JazzJaRa]

1:04 uuaaahhh xDDD

[Techsketch]

I know a guy who has a shirt with a picture of this scene that says "It's a flesh wound." NOW I see where it came from. lol

[desg89]

hahhahah i've had worrse....!! 

[TheCemalEker]

Chicken! Chickeeeen!

[Novazi74]

Yes I have.... It's just a flesh wound!

[trindalas]

absolutely love this scene. went out and bought the movie mostly for this scene (though there are other great scenes, this is just the best imo) monty python FTW!

[Evilfuzzl224]

Haha i love this movie. Even when he has no limbs left hes still goin at them

[tannerblaize]

wat is the name of the song playing in the beginning while he is running? i LOVE IT

[RedGun15]

lol invisible horses. thats how knights should fight guys xD

[MikeThaHeroProd]

IDK why, but I never found Monty Python funny.

[Animegirl7788]

What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?

I'M INVINCIBLE~!

[asmer8]

come on u panzey