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  • whats a shape knife!

  • ferk u whale!

  • I thought tuna was around the size of a goldfish...I was wrong

  • @busbar17

    -_-

  • TUNA MAYOOOO SANDWICHHH!! :)

  • Oooo the stench!!!

  • mmmm tunaaaaa

  • tyle miesa to na 5 lat by starczylo zamrazarka full . wiem ze i tak nie rozumiecie co napisalam xd

  • .....im hungry now XD dam you give me that fish -3-

  • that looks yummy

  • biggest tuna ive ever seen!

  • @mafiascaglione049

    That tuna is about average size.

  • in our country, we use chainsaw to deal with this thing.

  • TUNA IS THE BEST....

  • Samurai !!!!

  • @MrBDima THIS VID IS MADE 2006 ITS NOT FRESH BY NOW

  • I love fresh TUNA!!!!

  • coco adas

  • In soviet russia...you can purchase this whole tuna in a can.

  • What the hell

  • holy shit I thought tunas were small-ass fish.. this guy's a frekin whale

  • Holy shit, I always imagined tuna being tiny. ._.

    ...does this mean whales actually are planets?

  • The Sliming Noice And The Spine Cracking O-e OsO

  • Why the fuck is Tuna steaks of grade A or w/e SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE.. Then you got cans of tuna that are like 65 Cents a piece? And dont say that "Its cause they use the steak part" Cause you would look retarded.. A fish Steak is basically the body of the fish cut Width wise and you can either do that or take ALL the meat and put it into several hundred cans. Someone with a brain please answer this????

  • @troubledseed canned tuna is usually albacore tuna a kind of tuna still abundant in seas (so far) hence its low price

    the tuna sold for sushi is in majority of cases bluefin tuna (lower quality/less pricey variant is yellowtail) bluefin tuna is considered an endangered species hence its high price

    that and quality of a fresh bluefin is incomparable to processed canned meat

    also sales are affected by the japanese paying unadequate prices (as high as $400,000 for a fish) in auctions for such meat

  • Holy Crap that's huge!!!!!!!

  • $50,000 fish right there

  • @qbthething Really?? It's only 60 cents in those cans. lol

  • Instant death from the mercury content in that fish.

  • O.O That's a BIG fish

  • @skyslideshows no shit its fucking tiny lol!!!

  • wow what a big tuna, i wonder how much such a large fish would be worth in Japan ?

  • @VerticalNoodles TEN YEN

  • @Digijedi569

    wow you are both insightful and funny, the likes of which youtube has never witnessed

  • @VerticalNoodles wasabi say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

  • katana and sambaiiiiiiii ! and fish ist cut :)

  • Real fresh Toro!!

  • its these f chinks that will kill mother earth they all kill tress they dont care about nothing greed its ok when china start the war and they will the world will fall on them all

  • @sertox12345 What about Western moral degeneracy? That Western parents would abandon their children & family, turning them into "living orphans", after sniffing a fresh d*ck/pu**y for 5 seconds like a bunch of animals? Please don't lecture other civilizations as if you Westerners have some sort of moral supremacy.

    BTW, these are Japanese, not Chinese, but I guess you've relegated the entire Mongoloid race as one collective hostile entity, regardless of their nationality & political stance.

  • @milvipes You can't expect too much from a narcissist nation that is only 200+ years old.

  • @sertox12345 Lol, China is already the most powerful and richest nation now. Not USA. USA owes China trillions of dollars.

  • Wow that is one big Tuna

  • FISH ON STARIODS!

  • That's a lot of Rio Mare

  • wow yellow fin righT?

    

  • tuna of the dirt

  • Chuck norris eats this for a snack

  • @TheLeft4Dead23 me too :)

  • Gracefull cow of the sea lawl

  • sushi anyone?

  • is that a samurai sword?

  • @hueystah43

    not samurai sword.just tuna cutting knife.

  • use a fucking chainsaw it would be easier

  • @DaInnerSanctum No way dude, then you wouldn't get to use that big TUNA SWORD!!

  • chuck norris would do that before u blink

  • that's what my cat eat..pretty huge huh

  • Mmmmm, I could go for some sesame ahi...

  • l0l i think they just wanna feel like samurais with those swords

  • @ienjoywrastling I ask; WHY NOT!? :o)

  • @mac777daddy I agree with you completely!!!

  • oh god, hardcore PETA guy here..

  • it's a...FUCKING SEA BUFFALO!

  • OH SHIT YOUTUBE FIGHT

    YOUTUBE FIGHT!!!!

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  • @that1dude0092 you made my fuckin day haha!

  • now that's a fish!

  • Fucking chinks killing everything that moves in the ocean!

  • @mac777daddy Fuckin whites always thinking any other culture is repulsive

  • @TheKsalad That is right! Fucking gooks/chinks have no respect for animals or the land they live on .

  • @mac777daddy You say they have no respect for the land they live on, and yet you (I'm assuming) Americans nuked Japan twice. Also, just because the fish is bigger than your average Salmon means that it's cruel to kill them? it's a tuna for god's sake, they're always being fished for food.

  • @TheKsalad Why does it always have to come back to "you guys nuked Japan! you can't say shit about ANYTHING anymore bitches!" ? The Japanese were allied with the Nazis. They chose the wrong side and they attacked us FIRST.. so piss off with that bullshit already you fucking cunt

  • @Tokintilldeath Right!! Stupid fucking gooks flew their planes into the USA during the attack on Pearl Harbor. The U.S. needs another H bomb to take out gooks and fucking towel heads. Then we rule the world!

  • @TheKsalad dude just shut the fuck up...china needs a crow control of sorts anyhow to many little fuckers over there :)

  • @mac777daddy FURTHERMORE

    There's a reason as to why the Tuna is called the "Chicken of the Ocean"

  • @TheKsalad "chicken of the sea"??? You watch to many commercials you chink/gook. The fucking Tuna cannot reproduce that quick and being over fished from a bunch a slant eyes.

  • uuuummmm!!!! that look really good.....

  • HOLY SHIT thats about 5 months amount of sushi for me :F more like a year

  • @Drunkways yup! more like a year to meh...lol....

  • that tuna is asian

  • watta fuck

  • very big

  • @nvBanG94 that's what she said ;)

  • @lilcheevous no, i'm feeling and comparison with next man :-)

  • @nvBanG94 i know but that is also something she said to me

  • @lilcheevous oh !!! but there is not girl ^^! ( I'm bad english :-( )

  • @nvBanG94 >.>

  • Dat no tuna! Tuna not dat big! tuna small as shet!

  • @ChisstTheCookie lol this is a average tuna...the kind you get in a can is this in a blender

  • I usually go to the wet market with my dad. THAT TUNA IS ACTUALLY NOT AS BIG AS OTHERS.

    MOST TUNAS ARE BIGGER THAN THAT ONE YOU SEE IN THE VIDEO :)

  • Thats a normal size for a tuna ! Did you ever see one before?

  • holy shit are u sure das a tuna fish?

  • OMGGG I DIDN'T KNOW TUNA COULD GET THIS BIG?! it reminds me of that fish on mario bros that leaps out and tries to eat you in the waterworld! haha

  • looks bigger than the tin.

  • i suddenly lost my craving for tuna

  • that's alotta nom nom

  • could you image haveing that as a pet?! thatd be a lotta food...

  • radiation fish...

    

  • I bet man vs wild could do this in 4 seconds.

  • @webching LOL with a swiss army knife too.

  • @webching his name is bear grills

  • @brandongameing Grylls*

    

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  • @webching the whole production staff? cameramen, and the star of the show?

    or do you mean Bear Grylls?

  • @webching lol.. i bet they can't..

  • @webching lol man vs wild wont even cut it , he'll just munch away

  • cut whit saw lool

  • 日本近海に来るマグロを一本釣ると、マグロ漁師は一年食いつなげ­ます。

    特に大間産のマグロが一番良いとされていてとても高いです。

    一匹100万円以上は当たり前。3800万円で買った人もいます­。

    築地の寿司屋でとても良いオオトロ(マグロの腹身)を食べると一­貫で1000円は下らないです。

  • prlly cost 50-100k :)

  • is that fucking nemo?

  • YEAH!!!! It's always nice to see a nearly overfished out of existence species being gutted huh..Japan eats their own shit just like muts..hahaha Japan=Culture of muts.

  • @BigEasy2979 shut u fucking halfwit there not nearly extinct in fact far from it so read up on something befer you post about something you know shit-all about

  • ID USE A CHAIN SAW

  • is that a knife or a sword ???????? hahahaha

  • I LOVE TUNA, great on bread and good recipes u can make for dinner. i didnt knew they were SO BIG

  • knife? nah. let me go get this SWORD over here...

  • FEESHHHHHH

  • WHATTA MASSIVE FUCKEN KNIFE!!!

  • A shark would get down on his fins and beg for it, no doubt.

  • damn tuna... what makes it so big like that!

  • lets call in sephiroth to do this work XD

  • ninja sword to cut that up!

  • Seriously because we get tuna in cans and shit I forget the sucker is freaken huge

  • Samurai for tuna cutting..... cool!!! ^_^

  • You need a fucking sword to cut that shit ! OR AN AXE.

  • *Arnold Shwarzenegger voice* It's not a TUNA!

  • This is bullshit, i want that much tuna in my can!!!! be the greatest fucking sandwich in ythe world!

  • Just thought i'd enlighten a few people who are commenting on this video, as some of you don't know much about tuna (no offence!)

    This is either a Yellowfin or Bluefin Tuna, which are both severely overfished. Bluefin tuna is actually an endangered species so you should avoid eating this. The fish are worth MUCH more than 1200-1500 dollars, this tuna is probably closer to $100,000. Honestly, i'm not kidding.

    Most tinned tuna is skipjack or albacore, look for MSC certified fish

  • @stinkinape obviously you dont know if its either a bluefin or a yellow fin so why u trying to educate us?

  • @FishKungfu0

    go fuk urself bich

    stpid cunt

  • some day i will fish the shit out of a fucking tuna and im going to eat it

  • Its an obviously oversized Magikarp. NO DUH EVERYONE.

  • i always thought tuna would be tiny :O

  • that tuna probally costs between 1200 to 1500 $

  • @JJMK369

    Pretty sure it isn't that cheap.

  • and to think i was about to make a tuna salmon

  • holy shittttttttttttt

  • jesus tuna are that big!?

  • Im pretty shure thats a cow.

  • @808Hea no its an elephant

  • that'll fill alot of cans

  • lol thats a bluefin tuna

    

  • Needs a chainsaw for that...

  • HOLY...

  • HOLY FUCK! HUGE

  • tuna is this big? O.O

  • wtf that fish is bigger than me or my mom or my dad i think but 100% bigger than me

  • wat the crap r they using machete's

  • It's like japan's cow.

  • Judy! Get me a bigger knife!..... This one broke.... :(

  • that is one huge ass tuna!!!!

  • In Soviet russia tuna eats you?

  • jaws?

  • THAT IS A NICE PIECE OF MEAT!

  • I'ma need a bigger sword.

  • very nice looking tuna

  • holymotha.... if i could get that tuuna for free *-*

  • daaaannnnggg

  • it' godzilla!!!

  • i could eat for months with dat wow....

  • This Tuna was on steroids.

  • mmmmmm protein!

  • They don't allow nudity but this is no problem?

  • WHATTA MASSIVE FUCKEN TUNA!!!

  • @redsonya100 thats...what she said?

  • @redsonya100 funny thing is that the wild tunas are allways freaking massive=)

  • @redsonya100 im pretty sure thats not really that big... tuna are supposed to be HUGEEEE but theyre really overfished and we grab em as babies... its kind of sad

  • @redsonya100 thats what she said

  • stupid japs are going to wipe them out

  • I thought you said tuna,not a whale...

  • @TheNejiMule you've never heard of bluefin tuna then, they grow fucking huge.

  • thats one big ass fish

  • Japs need to stop taking the whole fucking world supply of fish... And stop stealing Korean ideas and sayingthat it's theirs.... And stop raping women from other countries... And... Well stop being Japanese ._. And I know i'm going to get some hate comments from some white kid that thinks japan is the bomb. Don't even bother

  • @DavidJeeminChang hey man why you be hatin on the japs..... HAHAHAHAHA

  • @DavidJeeminChang woa yea im japanese and i get at at ur sayin but dont be hatin on us

  • @twomptable haha im sorry im sure japanese people have lightened up now but back then they were nasty on us koreans.

  • @DavidJeeminChang lol that was like 600 years ago and like in world war that was almost 100 years ago now and if we can learn to get over gettin nuked by the u.s 3 times then u can learn to get over it cause im kool with koreans in fact my best freind is korean

  • @DavidJeeminChang

    That is just ridicilous, have you ever even been to Japan? Have you EVER even been out of your ignorant country? Canada does not count.

  • @Spartan117FS spartan, i hope you know that im korean and yes i have been out of my ignorant country and my country that i live in is AMERICA. im sure Japanese people now aren't as bad as they used to be but they used to be fucked up, taking our women and raping them, taking our men for slaves, and taking our children and starving them for the fun of it.