Job Hunting: On Campus With Master C

[kcpoynter]

threw a pen over the rail, it was broken, ink all over her "Favorite" sweater

[DR3ADxXx]

When are you guys going to have more vids?

[SmashTVCanada]

@DR3ADxXx we will be releasing new videos next month! Our busy work season is begining to die down, so we will be filming/releasing a ton of new things soon!

[cosplayers1012]

i shot my math teacher in the ass with a bb gun that looked like a halo assulte rifle! :D i used the full 60 rounds to XD

[NTYEEMAN]

I spend so much time on YouTube and I must give it to you guys this probably the most funny thing I have seen In a long time

[SmashTVCanada]

@NTYEEMAN i'm glad you enjoy it! We got a lot more coming soon! :)

[MultiGamemaster11]

I replaced my teachers perfum with pepper spray

[GoodOldCharlie]

i fucked my teachers wife.... twice :D

[SmashTVCanada]

@GoodOldCharlie Pics or it didn't happen mate ;)

[Jd656]

Oh Fanshawe. The only school to send out a school memo about too much semen in the rez showers...

[annabelle1443]

lose the makeup crazy bitch 3:44

[GreekSugarBoii]

these guys care the best, wish they made more MC vids :(

[SmashTVCanada]

@GreekSugarBoii no worries mate..we got way more master C stuff in the works! including a new music video coming out in a little while ;) stay subbed to us and we'll make sure we bring ya some more awesome vids :)

[xbrabesx03]

is there any way you can tell me how and where to get this suit from?

[SmashTVCanada]

@xbrabesx03 i bought it off my buddy. but you can buy them for 600-800 ish on ebay. look up deluxe halo costume

[xbrabesx03]

@SmashTVCanada awesome! thanks a bunch

[EmoKid7100]

The thing that I think pissed off one of my teachers the most is when they wouldnt let me go to the bathroom, soo I pissed in the trashcan. And told her to fuck herself and then got into a fight with 2 students and a security guard. I won surprisingly.

[howtobeagod101]

this is the best thing ever!

[DHIII1000]

cused him out then then spit on his desk with a smile

[MrTristan03]

wow i never noticed that, but still you r awesome

[MrTristan03]

omg you r awesome you are not afraid of ANYTHING i maen seriously security shows up and you aren't afraid of a damn thing ur awesome

[SmashTVCanada]

@MrTristan03 there is NO reason to be afraid of campus security. all they can do is give you a stern warning, or call the real cops if you do any thing illegal...or refuse to listen to them.

[xXspartan125Xx]

jake you suck

[MultiMasterjake]

do actuly ask the questions or is a mic and a recording plus mc good job hutting try bridge building

[flapwing48]

i put a pin on my teacher cher he sate on it lol

[FUNNYDUDEFILMS]

is that suit easy to get off cus you could ditch it for a quick escape and nobody would know the difference cus they havent seen you face and you could go right back in and get reactions or something

[SmashTVCanada]

@FUNNYDUDEFILMS sadly no. its very difficult to get into and out of the armor...plus it would be hard to hide, as its rather bulky.

[todzilla2000]

i called my teacher a cum dumpster

[Rudegirl91]

What's your relationship advice?

Bitches be crazy.

cracked me up

[SmashTVCanada]

@Rudegirl91 its true...all the girls i've met are living proof lol Its by far the best advice i offer people to this day!

Despite the fact i love the ladies...its still words to live by...

[OuterSpawn]

Put my worm in their daughters belly

[xJackactx]

I made my teacher cry once by earsing a thing on the bored that said "best teacher award" because it was a lie.

[EZL80]

"Bitches be crazy" The new creed of which I live by, Lol.

[BiggBoss194]

Yes keep making videos!

[Ascension42]

this gut is my role model

[penniforyourthoughts]

"bitches be crazy" hmm interesting..do you find this theory helps when looking for a girlfriend? just wondering..

[SmashTVCanada]

@penniforyourthoughts yep. assume they are all insane until proven otherwise.  and IF they prove they are not insane...remember these words. ITS A TRAP!

[VicMignognaAnimeFan]

@SmashTVCanada HEY!!!! I'M A GIRL AND I RESENT THAT!!!! NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO SUPER GLUE MY BIG BROTHER'S *SS TO THE CEILING!!!! (Lol. Jk. I'd never do that . XD)

[penniforyourthoughts]

"bitches be crazy" hmm interesting..do you find this theory helps when looking for a girlfriend? just wondering..

[thebloodandthegame]

You are the funniest guy on Youtube. Ever. You and MattG. When you film, do you tell people you are filming? Like organize it before hand? This is just amazing. I love you man!

[SmashTVCanada]

@thebloodandthegame the odd time we will tell people whats going on. but usually we just do whatever. we wanna get the best and most real reactions we can get from them.

[crazyvidman1]

enough to piss off a teacher? slept with his daughter

[TheOnlyGubby]

i threw an apple at 1

[Billysbassets]

fu fagg

[MasterFireGod]

Damn dude id wish you come to my School and teach my Class Lmfao!

[SmashTVCanada]

@MasterFireGod if your paying for my transportation cost and time off work...i'll be there.

[MasterFireGod]

@SmashTVCanada Aha your Motto "Pay me Money Bitch ive saved the World u expect me to do free shit?"

[KruelKramer]

Master C, you are my fucking hero. will you have my children?

[101100111]

called her a bitch. made her cry.

[mattpatt51]

My whole class only responded to our sub by saying meep after my friend disconnected the phone so she couldn't call the office

[ENDORPHINSAM]

I wish my voice sounded as cool as Master C's, I mean it has that weird 'edge' to some words... It sounds epic :\

[maxK2MOJO11]

ahaha XD

[YondaimePownz]

I had a black teacher and walked into class with a KKK outfit on Halloween lol

[joseph9755]

3:42 thumbs up if u think that chick wanted his nuts at that moment.

[joseph9755]

3:42 thumbs up if u think that chick wanted his nuts at the moment.

[MrSecrep]

Dear Master C you are the funniest mother fucker to ever grace you tube i have watched all your videos and cant stop laughing you are by far the best videos on the tube keep it up!!!

[SmashTVCanada]

@MrSecrep thanks mate! we are taking a short break this winter cause chris is working his ass off for the next month. after that we will be back with more videos! So stay tuned!

[MrSpaghetti12]

lmfao so good

[darkson113]

destroyed a class room 

[MegaSaradomin]

I told her to fk off because i didnt know the answer and she told me to leave so i did...

Then the next day i asked to go to the bathroom she said no so i left :P

[MotokoIsMe112]

Can you be my teacher? ^.^ You learn me a book and STUPH. -Idiot typing on the keyboard.- 

[Fatguylikeschicks]

One time in my senior year i pretended to blow my load on my english teacher.

[gatorage55]

i hitt on his wife and almost got laid :)

[gatorage55]

why are you going to college...your a fucking space marine you dont need a degree to kick the worlds ass man

[DoubleDotDot]

i said fuck off to him :P

[funnyjewishrapper]

haha i asked my teacher if he was a virgin HE FLIPPED OUT

[TheMetalman1985]

i put dog shampoo in a condom and threw it at my teacher

[WutATank300]

Jokes....you guys should come to UWO!!!

[NavyMicrobe420]

@TheSoulSearcher1 Dang u called me lame i am offended. i dont know what im going to do now

[werw41]

i had sex with my teachers kid...

[CRAZYEVAN100]

dude ur so funny i love u dude

[sullinator666]

i shit on a teachers desk



[fredfelosofar]

you are a stupid toy soldier with bad manners. you lost my respect when you mouthed off that teacher.

[fredfelosofar]

if i was the teacher, i would kick this toy soldier in the ass and drag him outside the classroom.

[DavidPrower]

The worse thing I've ever done to a teacher was crap in his trash can at the beginning of class

[BkBeater]

I shot a spit ball in my teachers mouth while he was teaching then asked what my spit taste like XD

[TheART1984]

bitches be crazy

[nightshadao]

Worse thing i did to piss off my teacher: She gave me a god damn F- on a workbook assignment that i did perfectly and then she gives us a free write essay for homework. What do i do? I go home and look up everything about teacher faculty salaries and then make the essay about how EVERYOTHER fucking job gets paid more then her, how she won't be able to afford much in life and how she was forever stay a shitty elementary school teacher with no friends. She never fucked with me again for the year.

[Darklink369]

Hahaha so great, subbed.

[NavyMicrobe420]

my teacher in freshmen year was telling me that i need to get out of class because i was distracting so i walked over to her desk and knocked everything off called her a dumb bitch and left i had a week in ISS lol worth it

[pyroman675]

my friend tried to trip a teacher 

[Anemicnapalm]

threw a pencil and it happened to hit my 4th grade teacher right in the tit, fuck ws she pissed

[MikeOxlong151]

i through a stapler through a window and u r pretty awesome man bitches be crazzy

[itsARATA]

K/D LMFAO

[PedroyItatiFan]

my friend i crazy he took his bike to the class and started riding it in school

[imlivingtherealworld]

Made the principal think he was the worst teacher ever, and then people said he was a pedo, so I carried it on, & then he got fired :]

[FaceMeetsBullet]

LOL I love you, not in a gay way...if there is a non-gay way...

[bikeinuxbridge]

the worst thing i've done to a teacher was probably fuck his wife.

[MrWatthefudgecakes]

LOL kill : death xD LOL this seems like a staged 1

[MotokoIsMe112]

You guys can do pretty much you want can't you? I think I've seen it all. XD This is just so epic.

[envolopee]

my world history teacher asked the class "Why did Hitler kill himself" to which i replied "because he got his gas bill" i was kicked out of the class for two weeks.

[SmashTVCanada]

@envolopee lmao nice

[Gangokiller567]

@envolopee omg thats too funny

[Lollzzzzzzz]

Ok i wanna know here 2, what parts are staged ? :D

[SmashTVCanada]

@Lollzzzzzzz nothing... lol

i really walked into classrooms...

[Lollzzzzzzz]

@SmashTVCanada you guys beat jackass and all their clones by far.

[SmashTVCanada]

@Lollzzzzzzz thanks! if only we got paid lmao

all this shit comes out of our pockets...need more subscibers lmao

[Lollzzzzzzz]

@SmashTVCanada are you gys makin a dvd ?

[SmashTVCanada]

@Lollzzzzzzz eventually...its on hold right now :(

had some issues with our webdesigner and needed to fire her...so its slowed us down lol

[MrDemonbros]

@SmashTVCanada why did you knock her up?

[OgnarPliskin]

Bitches be crazy. Don't trust any of them.

[SmashTVCanada]

@OgnarPliskin well said friend...

[holykspartan117]

lol man if he was my teacher i would ask him to find a my skulls and then .... idk

but guss whoos more awsomer than u me muhahahahah

[SmashTVCanada]

@holykspartan117 wrong...lol i'm the most awesome thing ever lol

[holykspartan117]

@SmashTVCanada lol ok your the most awsomes thing ever made thank god lol

[lolzerist]

i wish he was my teacher :P oh and wat was the last part of rule 2 i didnt write it all down

[SmashTVCanada]

@lolzerist you will never be as awesome as me...

[dudeitsftw]

i called my teacher a doucher once.

[SmashTVCanada]

@dudeitsftw me too! i got expelled for calling my french teacher a douchebag!

[JonahHex803]

At 5:25 on the sign says " F*ck the police " hahahhah lolz

[mercifuljack]

You are a horrorable teacher

[gatorssuck1396]

i put porn on the smartboard

[HELLOONEWSHIT]

OMFG i go to fanshawe!

[SmashTVCanada]

@HELLOONEWSHIT thats awesome! lol too bad you didn't see us! maybe next time lol.

bonus points if you know that teacher...cause he was PISSED lol

[scorpian921]

rub my balls on their apple :P

[littlegino10]

But a virus on there computer XD

[Mrhappyface19]

I kind of smashed a clock but didn't get in trouble bitches

[octospeederman123]

beginning.. Sees you.. Oh God

[blopr1]

try hiding under a teachers desk then scaring them especially on the blond teachers its hilarious

[TheBackOffNetwork]

i wuss choing gum and my techer toke it frum me then i chowd some more she cep tacking it but i sill hade some

[Shadowtamer111]

wtf going off at them why didnt you throw the chalk at the teacher and can you be my teacher lol

[JhProductions457]

My favourite video from SmashTv

[SmashTVCanada]

@JhProductions457 i love them all! But i'm bias...

[ConaWusHair]

OMG!  I love you. This is so awesome haha!

[danny6231]

that was awesome. haha

[LifeIsMusic555]

worst thing i ever did to a teacher... well at my school we have something called a "smart board" and what you are doing on the computer in the room, shows up on the bored... so I went on Microsoft Word and made the fallowing so the whole class of the 6th grade could see it: ~<=3

everyone got it!!

[z0mba1]

I once pissed into my teacher coffee, then when she came in i told her she was like "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" i was like, "FUCK YOUR SHIT BITCH" then i turned into a falcon and flew out of the class room.

....Legit.

[VladdieAndSteffie]

When one of my friends was being pulled out of class by the teacher for telling him he had a head like a potato, I yelled, "Watch out, he's going to rape you up the ass!"

I got suspended.

[VladdieAndSteffie]

@VladdieAndSteffie Another thing. There was this biology teacher in my school who used to climb up the trees in the Orchard to collect 'specimens', because he was a nuthead. One day, whilst he was up there, I may have walked past and 'borrowed' the ladder.

I got suspended.

[DarkRogueSpartans]

Please make more videos

[spiderman3fan]

fake

[jerome3330]

lol at the end on the sign "fuck the police"

[linguininator]

@smashTVcanada, you guys should try getting on tv ure really good, you would be like boiling point but 100000 of times better lol you kickass dont stop making vidsmplz

[awsomeyo1]

master c go to a strip club

[CrazyGhost97]

plz make more

[TheHonorwolf]

I'm really smart when it comes to science. What i love to do to piss my science teachers off every year is 1 uping them at every possible momment. i study outside of class for fun so i can spend the year making my teachers look like retards

[forgotenspartanxbox]

i slammed my books down on the desk in the computer lab and a desktop fell of the desk onto the floor

[roflmontage]

i through an m-80 under a teachers desk and when it exploded she jumped on the ground with her hands over her head and screamed the blacks are attacking. since i live in queens witch is mostly black people, everyone was very mad and she was fired 4ever =]

[ProtoSoul1019]

me and my friends bought exotic animals like pythons crikets mice chickens and birds..causing the school to shut down all because a stupid math teacher wouldnt listen to us..

[donda2111]

Not learn...yeah...

[SmashTVCanada]

@Waffles0fWar not very well....thats why i have a mic and speaker built into the helmet ;)

[FinalPrototype1]

this is probably my fav. video

[SmashTVCanada]

@FinalPrototype1 my personal favorite is the season finale! i get to punch chris! what more could i ask for lol

[xboxgamerguy5]

On the last day of school me and my friends popped 4 of the teachers car tires for pissing us off lol

[sniper11235]

I punched a teacher.

[BigAbs432]

one of our teachers was half deaf, so he had to use a hearing aid, so me and my friends got the whole class to lip what they where saying, so he got pissed threw his hearing aid on the ground and went home.......best day ever..

[Dial3ct]

I pissed off one of the teachers by finding a half eaten apple in his cupboards andsetting it on his desk leaving a note saying "Apple for you - Love Ms. Williams. They found out it was me and i got lunch detention for a week

[77abcdefghijklmnopqr]

text durring class and calld her a b*******

[learjet93]

Was in English class when we were reading shakspere. The story just pissed me off lol. My teacher then started yelling at me and I yelled back. When the yelling was over I just went and left the room only to find me teacher storming after me. Btw he was a gym teacher so it was hard to get away. XD. That got Im young and he was old haha.

Btw I love all your vids hilarius.

[imlivingtherealworld]

WE GOT THE INTERVIEW WITH SMASHTVCANADA!

INTERVIEWING THEM ON SUNDAY JULY 4TH! WE NEED YOUR IDEA'S, COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS FOR THEM! ;D

[lexusson]

organized a klan meeting

[BHC958]

people are oddly nice in Canada lol

[ballzbroz]

@BHC958 yea we are were are not ignorant and fat, dicks like americans

[xLesPaulGibsonx]

Hey , Smash , Love the videos. I jsut want to know what scenes were real?

[SmashTVCanada]

@xLesPaulGibsonx in this one, they all were. We really did walk in randomly to get reactions...and left when the teacher called security

[xLesPaulGibsonx]

@SmashTVCanada Awesome, Any new videos comming soon?Watched them all already.

[scapelife]

I ditched in front of the teacher....through the window.

[drchase911]

This one time i drew a dick and pussy on the chalk board and the teacher said I had no idea what those things were or what they did and i said the dick is for shutting the girl up.

[SmashTVCanada]

@drchase911 very nice! lmao i hope you followed with an example! ;)

[hawkeye3996]

Well in math class I waited for about 10 people to get their question answered bfore I got mine answered, so wen it's finally my turn I say, "wow, hope the service was worth the wait" and the teacher (who was insane and evil anyway) flips out with some speech that sounded like I'd get a detention, but she just finishes with: "okay, what is your question"

OMFG those were the longest 5 minutes of my life and I think I pissed my pants...

[charlie3545]

i wrote notes saying really really bad things about the teacher and each day i would put 1 note and after 3 months she got me

[JayeP0330]

My friend told a teacher "No woman!" when she said come get your detention slip.

[dial666envoked]

The teacher said "If you don't settle down i will have a heart attack." I replied by cheering..... she left the room crying.

[aqwdudeoftherouge]

Id rather have you as a teacher =D

[OntarioMan69]

wrost thing i've ever done was whip a condom full of hand cream and water at him and he spazzed out and flipped a desk and hucked the chalk brush at me and told me to get on the fuck outta class LOL keep the good videos rolling guys, you guys should try to do construction site operate a piece of machine lol

[SmashTVCanada]

@OntarioMan69 LMAO thats actually pretty gross, but funny

[504bigblack]

That shit waz so fuckin funny man. The worse thing i've done to piss my teacher waz makin a facebook to represent my class and used his last name and class number. He waz so pissed that he kick out his tha whole fuckin skool year.

[SmashTVCanada]

@504bigblack oh man...i wish i had facebook when i was in school lol