Dr. Phil's Top Ten Signs Your Family Is Nuts

[DragoSonicMile]

#0 You think Letterman is the answer to all of life's problems. The answer is clearly 42.

[twotailedavenger]

The number one sign your family is nuts...

Phil: They've been on my show at least twice!

[kateybell1]

Number 5 Is awful I mean suicide watch??!! jerk

[dairydave96]

hes not a doctor, hes an electrician...

[Gizmologist09]

Great place for "dr." Phil as his license has been revoked for 2 years.

[LuisLaPayaso]

"#3 When your so called turkey is wearing a dog collar"

Who replaced 3 with an entry in "Top ten Asian Customs"?

[DeadJesus100]

Dr Phil is fucking Nuts

[PortiiaZabriina]

i like how he has to look at the paper to countdown...

[brad5191]

fuck you "Dr." Phil

[beastiessister1999]

I do all of them....

[wowliraren12345]

Laura bush killed a guy....

[BladeFuller]

If the "so-called turkey" is wearing a dog collar, it's not a sign that your family is nuts, it's a sign that your family is Korean.

[thunderw96]

didnt laugh

[bigbbran25]

i would have said the number 1 sign is your family watches the tonight show

[Vampira305]

Lmfao

[cool08player]

people will laugh at anything these days...

[NadiaGoldstar]

I like" so what?! "but it's all fuuny

[brucelston]

#11

if your family watched doctor phil , you are nuts...

[Now691]

@brucelston it wouldn't be #11 it would be #1

[thatguythatskates]

@brucelston correction #1 your mom watches dr phil, and automaticly assumes that your family is going crazy when your not, in turn making your family technicaly crazy?

[nolenzshades]

is it bad that all my family fits these?

[CertifiedGooner729]

Dr. Phil - The biggest betrayal to manhood the world has ever seen.

[BananaSandwich1]

agree

[1958boomergirl]

This is tops! (LMAO)

[AirCanadaA55555A]

Nice!

[Immortal4261]

dr phils IS propaganda.

[ski4life19]

I thought he was going to say : Your on my show

[clockwise116]

1. a brotherhood lives in your basement.

[nikosomegas]

the fake crowd laughing is fucking awasome !

LOL..........

[kelyaum]

DR PHILL IS DAVID HASSELHOFS FATHER

[flyfish1995]

Holy shit!!!! My family is nuts

[KailasDaBestest]

Is it a bad thing that my family applies to all 10 signs?? O.O

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

@KailasDaBestest very

[KailasDaBestest]

@DARKRIDERxETFG .....Dammit.

[scaryclown50]

real number 1 sign ur family is nuts: ur sittin at home watchin david letterman's top ten signs your family is nuts thinkin ""ehh that aint so bad""

[johnedsel]

Like all the rest of Top Tens on Letterman: Not funny. Not funny at all. About as funny as a kick in the bollocks.

[CordRice18]

@johnedsel Your british you were born without humor

[WorldOfMyOwn911]

@CordRice18 *you're. 8-| 

[tfuchs99]

@johnedsel - only 600,000 people disagree, so of course you're right.

[TheSuperAlchemist]

My family's nuts...

[vaahtobileet]

The Shi'ites what? The most famous American person has offended my beliefs!

[BellaLunaJessalynn]

@vaahtobileet You think the fake doctor phil is the most famous american person? lol that just shows that you dont know anything about america. i hate living in america im too poor to move.we have every type of "ism" you can imagine all acting at once here.so don't take anything that idiot says or any idiot in the mainstream media of america says personally.lighten up on a personal level and look deeper at what is happening in the world... concentrate on similarities not differences. namaste

[vaahtobileet]

@BellaLunaJessalynn hohowhow what? Look at the big story you wrote. I should lighten up? Like Dr. Phil, I was just kidding obviously. There's no way Dr. Phil is the most famous American person.

Justin Bieber is.

[tfuchs99]

@BellaLunaJessalynn wow! poorer than 12 million mexicans? or nobody'd take you?

[BellaLunaJessalynn]

@tfuchs99 Hmm well lets see, I'd like to have a job, a place to live, a little money saved and know the language before I move to different country...

[humpyhustler]

NOT FUNNY! Letterman and Dr Phil are shit cunts.

[AidaKowalsky]

He's so shy, it's so cute!

[tmxd81]

@AidaKowalsky

no one in this is shy

[TheNumber1Champ]

@AidaKowalsky who's shy????

[xdatgrlx]

@TheNumber1Champ I don't get it either

[JaredKelso123]

Dr Phil is funnier than David Letterman, not hard these days.

[TurbulentG]

this was on your profile "Believing that two people can't be married because of their genders is hateful and cruel" why dont u go marry your boyfriend you twat yeah my teeth are yellow yes my country is shit yes i do love tee yes i dont you full stops and what ever.. so fucking what im more educated then you can ever be would you like to earn the money i earn im pretty sure you do so why dont you wipe your boysfriends shit off your cock and get a job

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG "i do love tee yes i dont you full stops and what ever.' Wait, what? You couldn't even read the rest of my profile to find out I'm female, you typical uneducated fuck? No, you aren't more educated than I am, that horrible crap you just shat out is proof, "mate". And sweetie, it's really cute and all how you try to act as if you know me as far as education, gender, marital status, and finances go, but you're just showing off your stupidity. Typical uneducated retard. Tsk tsk tsk.

[TurbulentG]

@SkelanimalKitteh bitch wheres my crumpets ??

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG Bitch, where's your intelligence? And what the fuck is a crumpet? Isn't that basically a retarded biscuit?

[TurbulentG]

@SkelanimalKitteh your starting to bore me

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG You're*

[sackithard0x]

@SkelanimalKitteh Wah, stupid people like you make all Americans look bad.

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@sackithard0x lolwut. What's your proof I'm stupid? lol This should be good...:)

[sackithard0x]

@SkelanimalKitteh Your responses in general just lack intelligence. However, unlike you, I don't have the time or patience to argue with someone over youtube, so feel no need to reply to this comment.

[TurbulentG]

@SkelanimalKitteh please stop your turning me on p.s wheres my crumpets??

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG Damn, you get all hot and bothered over a few typed words; I bet you sit there and jack off while playing WoW. Or maybe it wasn't the words, maybe it was my saying I'd be shoving balls up your ass. You must have a weird ball-in-ass fetish.

[TurbulentG]

@SkelanimalKitteh oh you kinky lady thats just the way i like it

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG Now you're being doubly retarded. Typical. "I can't make her stop insulting my stupid ass, so I'm gonna type random retarded shit to make her go away and make me look like I won!" Rofl, you're such a retarded Brit.

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG And I know what is on my profile, as I wrote it myself, idiot. And as a typical uneducated retard, believing in love means I'm gay. Nice logic, Brit-twit.

[TurbulentG]

@TurbulentG your place is in the kitchen make me a tee bitch and wheres my crumpets ?? go buy me a tooth brush my teeth are getting yellow

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG A tee? Sorry, but I don't have the sewing capabilities to make a tee shirt. And my place is none of your concern, Brit-twit. :) I'd like to see you try to force me into the kitchen; you'd wake up in the hospital after having your nuts ripped off and shoved up your ass near your mouth. What's it like having a glass stomach?

[TurbulentG]

american humour is shit 

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG So one lame ass program means all of our humor is shit? Nice job, dude. Want to know what else is shit? Your grammar skills.

[TurbulentG]

@SkelanimalKitteh its fucking youtube mate not a english exam !! do u really think im gonna put in full stops commas and caps ??

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG Ah, okay, I see you listen to hip hop. No wonder you're stupid. Seriously, if you're going to rag on other countries, at least use correct grammar and spelling so you don't look like a retard. You say my country's humor is shit, I say your country is full of retards who can't spell and listen to terrible "music".

[TurbulentG]

@SkelanimalKitteh your a fucking idiot mate typical uneducated american you do know that english and american have different spellings for the same word dont you ?? obviously not for example you spell color we spell colour and im thick becuase i listen to hip hop that is the most stupidest thing ive ever heard im a mechatronics engineer by trade what are you ??......... exactly.... fuck off !!

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG I do know that your retarded country has different spellings, such as adding a random "u" to words here and there; I have no problem with that. And yes, it's obvious the effect hip hop has had on your mind. You call me stupid, yet can't even use punctuation or grammar skills. Really, all of you in the U.K. must be really stupid. And I highly doubt you're educated at all as you use pathetic stereotypes and listen to hip hop. Go brush your yellow teeth and drink your tea, retard. :P

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG Oh and I love knowing when I've hit a British retard's buttons. You idiots are so easily pissed off when ever your country is insulted, it's hilarious.

[TurbulentG]

@SkelanimalKitteh you really are a idiot arent you is this pissing you off im not using full stops or caps is my shit grammar getting at you im pretty sure it is you anal twat

[SkelanimalKitteh]

@TurbulentG I'm not saying to use caps or "full stops", whatever the hell that it. I'm just saying, if you're going to rag on another country, make sure you aren't making yourself look retarded. :) Typical Brit-twit; "I R NOT STOOPID U IS SO SHUT UP YOUR FACE YOU STUPID HAHA"

[FiswaT]

haha

[neoYTPism]

Huh? @ list item 5

Doing without a fork and knife might make sense, but... utensils altogether? How would one kill oneself with a spoon? o.o

[fretburner18]

@neoYTPism They could jam the ends into their eye sockets. The bones there are pretty thin and weak. No, I'm not suicidal, just creative

[bob2a23]

I I was a bit disappointed. I was hoping for a bit of self deprecation in there somewhere. for example, "#1: Your family watches Dr. Phil."

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

fuck dr phil, o what a douche he is

[1Justviewing]

Actually funnier than i thought.

[statikdog]

dr phil is a douche

[ThaBestThing17]

@statikdog i dont get it can someone explain to me how is he a douche? Did he punch a girl, interrupt a speech, cheat on his wife?

[moneybemine]

doctor phillbilly

[DutchieOnline]

Well I am happy to know that my family is not as lost in being nuts as I thought them to be... All good in the netherlands here then :)

[freakthefreakx]

#5 pwns.

[konihonyin]

hahahaha my family is still sane XD!!!!!!!

[NiEtO93960]

YOUR NOT EVEN A REAL DOCTOR-___- and much less funny-__-

[ManelinhoAraujinho]

@NiEtO93960 He's got a Ph.D in clicinal psychology and a master's degree in experimental psychology. So... he IS a doctor.

[DiamondChrome42]

@ManelinhoAraujinho dude if he really has a Ph.D he wouldn't be hosting a TV show to stir up shit with other families, he would be professional and try to help the family rather than destroying them

[VikingKitsune]

Lol, the attorney one could go well in my family xD

[runescape227446]

478 families are nuts

[AnimeEpisodesDutch]

Love number 5 XD so true ..

[AkamaruAndRenku]

Oh Dr. Phil, you seem more like a comedian recently rather than a doctor.

[TheLionking235]

@AkamaruAndRenku haha, check out my dr.phil parody :D

[AkamaruAndRenku]

@TheLionking235 Ok :3

[ReverendSyn]

@AkamaruAndRenku He's funnier than Dave.

[AkamaruAndRenku]

@ReverendSyn dave?

[KaylinJH]

@AkamaruAndRenku recently?

[AkamaruAndRenku]

@KaylinJH I saw a few other things that were funny with him, lol

[dgwsgedszg]

@AkamaruAndRenku Get a better education; you'd understand where he's coming from. As a doctoral student, we see plenty of people with plenty of issues, of course we laugh amongst each other over them and make fun of them at times. Many people are pathetic; why not have humor over it.

[AkamaruAndRenku]

@dgwsgedszg You obviously didn't get my sarcasm. Let me point out somethings:

1. I don't care you're a doctoral student, your life not mine.

2. I know people have plenty of issues because I am all my friends "go to person" when they have a problem.

3. It is fun to laugh at them (Not to sound like a jerk, but everyone has problem. It's life, get over it.)

So there is no reason for your false accusations. :)

[GGGGeorger]

Oh yeah, how I would relish a session(s) with him or Dr. Drew. They would make me all better even while worrying only about their image, bank accounts and Q status... SMH.

What a joke psychology is.

[VFizz]

anyone know name of song that band closes this skit with ?

[hom859]

"the shi'ites next door ask you to keep the fighting down" thats a classic one.

[toasterhead91]

all of MY moms recipees are more like 3 parts gin, 1 part tonic

[MrSpartan450]

caught your wife ''giving thanks'' to the catterer

[doughesson]

He's not even a real doctor.

[crabbyoldbastard]

@doughesson

DR. Phill has a PHD in Psychology Therefore he deserves the title DR. What have you got?

[doughesson]

@crabbyoldbastard BS degree means "Bull Shit".PhD means "piled higher and deeper".If he isn't licensed and I seem to recall hearing that he'd let his license expire,he is NOT a doctor and shouldn't be called one.

[MissKatelynnne]

@doughesson PhD not MD. Ever go to college? Your professors are most likely reffered to as 'Dr. white'. As in PhD, not save me Dr. White!

. . . Well then again, it would depend on what your studying. lol

[ramikafa]

hilarious

[kiya12309]

I like how Letterman reacts to these like he didn't help write them himself.

[racingmylife15]

@kiya12309 I was about to comment the same thing, but you already did :)

[0youdontknowme]

people chill if u wait to see it just copy paste on to facebook or something when ur done u can delete it off ur profile or something

[CamMan1964]

youtube sucks - wtf? can't see anything anymore. STUPID ADS.  soon we'll all go away then they'll realize they're just a bunch of money hungry greedy wet flappin' douchebags.

[kiya12309]

@CamMan1964 no one is going anywhere. youtube is the best video site around.

[khotarue]

this is BP's fault somehow

[bobyer2]

@khotarue werrre sowrrreee....sowwwreee

[khotarue]

@khotarue

I'm still top ratee comment?

Good job yall

[langr126]

this advertisement is nuts

[misstakeapiss]

WOW i can't watch the vid cuz the fuckkking add won't load. WHAT??

[ski4life19]

@misstakeapiss same here... I found a couple that worked but not this one

[Leonel387]

0:01 to skip the advertisement.

also, hmm, this seems like it could apply to not just families....

[kinnika]

@Leonel387 - Unfortunately, I have the same problem as misstakeapiss. Can't even fast forward at all to get to 0:01. The play / pause button disables every time I try to play this vid as well as "Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed with Lost". Not sure why.

[Leonel387]

@kinnika yeah i also have that problem too, with both the vids, i just posted that in hopes that it might work. maybe the vids are messed up

[EvilSpoofAuthor]

Sounds more to me like the top ten signs your family has serious schizophrenia.

somehow that all sounds much more serious than just being considered as nuts, insane or crazy. My family is full of crazy insane people, but there's a difference between being nuts and being mentally ill.

[13042703]

the shi'ites comment was downright offensive!

[dinocubfan]

most of these seemed to fit more of a "top 10 signs your family is full of rednecks"

[planet327]

now i understand my family

[BJARRGH12]

letterman ruins it .__.

[slytherinangel666]

Wow I didn't laugh at any of those.

[halfcabskater97]

Uh oh...

[00kelevra00]

9,8,7,5,2, and1 all fit.

[jethrodassam]

I thought all those things were perfectly normal.

[SARAHFANN]

Ah wow this relates to my family in so many ways

[redmgreer]

469 people have nutty families

[atfatw]

thats david letterboob's family all right

[TheGeorgianskater]

@atfatw penis

[loveforthegame31]

we can hear you mr phil......

[tapeworm489]

does he ever not talk super loud

[magnolia5]

mmm... nuts...

[jakeozzy]

0:01

[ShutYourMouthSinSin]

The suicide comment was rather uncalled for.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

#1 should be, "your family watch fox news".

[msgdew]

just ate a sandwich

[underworldshinigami]

the so called turkey is wearing a dog collar sounds like an Asian family to me lol

[gaaraak47]

@underworldshinigami wow that's real nice and ur stupid and fat

[underworldshinigami]

@gaaraak47 im not stupid at all im a genius actually i just dont care to show it and fat pssh i wish im so dam skinny people think im on drugs or something so up ur ya dam asain and eat ur dog

[iUzakiR]

@underworldshinigami I'm going to interrupt and say

You call yourself a genius, yet you spell like a retarded 5 year old.

And you put down Asian people, yet your username has "Shinigami" in it, which I believe is the Japanese term for a god of death.

[BlaznaznTerror]

@iUzakiR Don't feed the troll, it's bad for you.

[iUzakiR]

@BlaznaznTerror Failure on my part D: Trolling is fun.



[gaaraak47]

@iUzakiR thx u for pointing that out and he's a fucking ignorant. it's people like him that racism is still continuing

[gaaraak47]

@underworldshinigami ignorant is stupidity so there u have it ur stupid. and without aisan your whole fucking economy will be down and ur just end up in another fuckin depression we make up most of ur fuckin business. and what do you think ur fastfood is made of. oh and btw japanese count as asian stupid. i dont fucking care if you have a high iq as far as i know you lack common sense. thank goodness you're not running the country otherwise there'll be genocide and war add to our problems

[befwwe555]

keep playing 1:02 over and over again.

[sh1tsweak1]

@befwwe555 liiickkk

[1RadicalOne]

Much as I hate Islam, the Shi'ite comment was rather distasteful.

[smokeSOMEbitch480]

@1RadicalOne AND YOU THINK WE GIVE A TWO CENT ABOUT YOU OR YOUR MOM

[1RadicalOne]

Would you like to try and recover some shred of dignity by posting a coherent comment that is not all in capitals?

[smokeSOMEbitch480]

@1RadicalOne GOD HATES YOU TOO YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOUR MIND IS POLLUTED BY THE DEVIL AND YOU WILL SOON KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[1RadicalOne]

Ah, yes, let us all bask in the good old Christian love.

[Zergeh]

@smokeSOMEbitch480 Protip: God isn't real. LOLOLOLOL

[CamMan1964]

@smokeSOMEbitch480 I'd rather be polluted by the devil then brainwashed by something that doesn't exist. can't wait for the flame war on this one...

[amsgirlzrule]

this is gay

[SnakeSkin950]

Dr. Phil will never be funny.

[vamplust667]

You're saying EVERY SINGLE shia person are bad? I thought you were smart Dr Phil. Thanks for spreading stereotypes.