Virtual Fools Reviews Joose

[JoosenYaUp]

Thanks for the Reviews! Keep Drinking #Joose!

[killajw]

RASBERRY LEMONADE IS THE FUCKIN SHIT!!! seriously try it it was 12% sickkk buzzz

[MasterSysop]

Smells like tropical fruit...or skittles....LOLS

[bighorse215]

joose 12% in philly and raspberry lemonade juice is the best 

[killajw]

@bighorse215 werd to tht

[TruGonzo]

Dragon Joose is off the hook!

[inzu81]

yall need to make a new one with the 12 percent JOOSE. that shit is good!!

[420stonerkid1]

That tangy taste is the taurine

[buttlord123]

Joose is kinda gross and really not good for you, but the buzz rules.... orange is the best flavor in my opinion

[lova181]

i like grape an kiwi strawberry

[superwifey1011]

i likes them they good

[vanessa932]

dat joose is da shit

[homoisadaniel]

Can drinking two of these be harmful to your health?

[corvet11756]

@homoisadaniel no

[MrIMPATIENCE]

It's a nigger drink!

[Goutman5000]

LMAO!!!! WTF....!

[bakinblack1]

9.9% !!!

wow, thats more than beer

[Vazcular]

Grape = pretty good

Jungle = ok but looks like anti-freeze!

Red = good

Blue = not so good

Orange = God awful, you can taste the ginseng

Panter = mmm.... like cotton candy or bubble gum

Mamba = haven't found it yet!!!!

[IsThisSumBattleToads]

@Vazcular

Don't listen to this guy. I'll save you all the traumatic experience of drinking a Jungle Joose. It's fucking terrible. Stay away. Stay far away.

If you want to try one, go with the orange.

[Vazcular]

Funny you say that. Everyone in the Houston area can't seem to keep Jungle, Purple, or Panther stocked. Can't seem to sell the herbal tasting trash that is Orange Joose. But to each his own. Grape is the safest bet if you can't find Panther (cotton candy flavor).

[IsThisSumBattleToads]

@Vazcular

Panther is good, mamba is good. Orange is probably my favorite, but practically everyone that I've talked to or seen videos from on youtube seems to agree. Jungle Joose tastes like ass. Even at a first smell, it has overtones of strong cheese. (like a strong swiss or mild limburger) Grape is ok, but it tastes like grape 'pixie stix' to me. I've only seen the true 'Red' flavor a couple times, but I've tried it and it's not bad.

[Vazcular]

Wow, you are the 1st person I have heard (read) say he or she likes orange Joose. Ever tried Grape Four Loko? Better than grape Joose. Max (made by United Brewing like Joose) vary. Grape is ok, red is good, orange is one of the worst things I have ever drank that was actually for sale and not free.

What's that Mamba like? I can't find it at any gas stations around here like a 10mile radius.

[nick54372]

SPARKS DOSENT HAVE caffeine IN IT ANY MORE IM PISSED!!

[nick54372]

good shit!!

[ThroughGlasstoDirt]

This review does no justice for the best things about joose. The 2 quick joose punch is amazing and for only 5 bucks Idk what gets you drunker. The drunk to cash ratio is amazing... Tastes better than most poorly prepared college shots, jungle juice, and beer. I'm not quite sure about the vodka flavor either I get that taste more out of mikes hard than this stuff. This aftertaste reminds me of a stronger beer...Imo....

[juggaloteardrop]

me and 2 of my frends got soooooooooo fucked the other nite, i drank 3 beers, a big coores light and a joose i was hammered!

[pianoman26]

Blue Joose is one of the best energy alcohol drinks on the market

Four Loko's are pretty bomb too

[18clydesbang]

taste like shit!!!!!

[NORVA1420]

y4 $hould are cool

[alexGRiM562]

first couple of sips are easy but than it starts gettin hard to drink. but it gives a nice buzz quick so yea im a fann lol

[isaacallin]

i am getting i wanna kick you in the nuts and i am drinking this now!!

[krayolakrayons123]

where can i buy joose?!

[MikeWatts03]

liquor stores

[BillyRichie]

what!? i cant believe you didnt emphasize the TART man i could not handle it the end taste is sooo strong!

i didnt taste the fruit it was sooo bitter

[Ronstud32]

The Purple Joose is the Shit!!

[armand111]

NO IT IS NOT...... man the purple kind taste like booti sweat st8 up

[MegaZombieJesus]

P.s. Ale's are way better, give these to your g-friend that dosent like alc at all, she will drink it if its the orange one.

[MegaZombieJesus]

I like the Orange joose, all others taste like ass! one make's me feel like i beer bonged 3-4 beers. & i drink A-lot! although drinking more than 3 of those in 1 day will give you bad sugar/alcohal shits.

[windmonkey95]

thats cuz theyre the same thing as 3 or 4 beers and i like the blue joose

[CantStopWontStop818]

Hey whenever you get drunk off Joose's do you always wake up in the middle of the night with a bad case of acid reflux ?

I always do . . . =/

[YhaoKhan]

@CantStopWontStop818 I do too and the next day

[vjethe2nd]

joose is the shit

[rssredneck]

i didnt like it too much drank it anyway cant waste Alcohol i give it a 3/5

[purpl3fl4ggin]

yall ar som fuckin fags

[fuze323]

purple drangon is the best

[MewCube22]

i like the orange joose, then jungle joose...they're my 2 faves!

[HahaGod]

Its more.... fruity than anything... imo.

Thanks but thanks, Ill just stick to my whiskey.

[CruzazulinhoF50]

fucken juiceios good

my favorite is the purple one!!!!

[jennchris55]

joose is the best buzz you can get

beats 20/20 and spark

trust 3 will be enough bro

[kennyboirox]

fuck yeah 3 of the purple ones and fuck your gonna be buzzing it for sure lol

[NewBeast77]

purple the best one

[SANTANAFACTOR]

this kicks your ass its like 8 cups of coffee and 3 beers

[havoc00]

Do they sell this in NJ?

[22reTOYOTA]

The best thing to drink with a hangover morning. Although I gave up drinking 7 months ago (without AA).

[U2SaxFan]

Joose rocks! The purple one tastes like grape soda with vodka. The orange one sucks and tastes like orange flavored beer with rum. I just got the red and will try it soon. Haven`t tried the Jungle Joose yet, but I will as soon as I can find it. Yes, they are strong, but they`e fuckin` awesome!!!!

[s0cal619]

dude, jungle j00se tastes like watermelon to the max.. its s00 g00d. going down but coming up not soo good. hahs

[U2SaxFan]

Sounds awesome. My local 7-Eleven should get rid of the orange Joose and replace it with Jungle Joose, so I can drink it. lol On an update from my last comment, I'm drinking the red Joose right now, and it rocks.Kinda tastes like fruit punch and cherry soda with vodka mixed in. Love it. My favorite so far. Now if you excuse me, I'm off to enjoy my Joose. :-)

[MURDER1877]

FUCKIN LAME

[GomerDose]

I call your mom JOOSE cuz I drink that bitch UP

lol?

[deptofmisc]

i just finished one, my first one and WTF these are strong i think there all beer bro. taste bad. BUT strong and thats all i care about, have fun peacee

[MURDER1877]

They Taste Bomb

[gggollysandra]

it will have to replace sparks, as SPARKS IS TO BE NO MORE! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pctgraverobba]

joose beats sparks easily. people talk shit about joose. but if you drink 3 and tell me your not buzzing hard your a liar

[sircornman]

the tour de juice!

[pctgraverobba]

dragon joose is new and best

[jeffholmes125]

dragon joose tonight, draggin ass tomorrow

[pctgraverobba]

hahaha nice

[nahkb]

good men..

[AnDyKh]

Joose is the shit... juss pounded all 3 flavors AND FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!