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  • Dude, I have been playing poker for years. I hate to tell you this, but 4 8 is not a premium hand. You are not as good as you think.

  • @yynnmmbb More like you're not as good as you think. I bet you're one of those jokers I banish from the table with nothing but lent in your pocket. I take down fools like you with premium hands like 4-8 all day long baby. Only way idiots like you can hope to beat me is if you get lucky and suck out on me with aces or some shit.

  • Dude, nice bankroll! Think you could stake me?

  • lol

    

  • omg 8 3 premium hand :-) what a fuckin looser :-D

  • this guy just found a whole bunch of idiots to play with... good job?? on raising crap hands

  • lol

  • this is a joke right/???...one of worst videos i have ever watched...and i watched

    barney

  • faggot

  • 3 8 is a premium hand, at least against 67s

  • This is nothing short of genius, and that last hand is brilliant. Thanks for making me laugh :D

  • lol,how many chips do i have?ohh 500,000.i

  • play money.....Knob

  • its kinda funny cause all the shit he says is actually wrong. other than a getting a smile from me it gets two thumbs down

  • How can people think this guy's for real?

    I know most of these guys try to convince themselves how "great" of pokerplayers they are by bashing a "donk", but JESUS, it's painfully obvious it's a fuckin joke.

    How can anyone perceive this as real is beyond me

  • this is fuckin funny. thanks man, last hand is fuckin hilarious

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  • how is 3 8 a good hand lol

  • You know he's joking right? Not sure how you think this guy is serious even in the least bit.

  • My 1st ever YouTube comment gotta add my 2p worth!.. Absolute QUALITY - a pretty freakish trap door scenario where 2 of almost the worst Hold Em hands go heads up ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO RE-ENACT THIS SCENARIO IN A REAL CASH ENVIRONMENT (unless 2 crack heads can afford to go heads up heh). To all that replied negatively DAAAAMMNN talk about flapping geese! This guy is TOP DRAWER unbelievable that the viewcount sits at 11,421? CU on Full Tilt man class :O)

  • hahahaha are you serious?

    1) this is a play money table

    2) you were getting a little lucky

    3) you were playing heads up

    4) this is a play money table

    5) you don't autopost and you need to turn off CNTRL+D

    6) the players you are facing suck more than you do, so beating them really means nothing

    7) lastly, this is a play money table

  • Play money lol

  • haha nice one man

  • you suck i'll beat u

  • I felt sick helf way through this  - partly the aussie accent and partly because you JULES are a n00b and a jerk.

  • I just straight up dominate man. i dont even fuck around with poker. this is the greatest shit i've evr seen.

  • LOL play money poker punk hit the real tables lets see you pull that shit

  • lol @ all the people taking this seriously.

    You did an awesome job in this vid. I knew you were trolling, but even knowing that, your play and your smack talk were hitting a raw nerve.

  • this is not a real money table you idiot!!! So what is so cool about this, take me on loser at I will wipe you out. My SN is kidkramer. Your a donkey and have no idea on how to play idiot.

  • lol this is legendary all u guys are fkn tight arses, the only reason u pick this guy is so the readers of comments are like, oh that guy must play poker but no1 gives a flying fuk. this is funny u bunch of tight arses jules ur a legend

  • dude your at a 5/10 table

  • Is there any other hand that other guy could have had at the end than 73 ? :D lol

  • yes 67

  • he prob had 76 and went all-in with an open ended straight draw

  • and for the record i didnt know anyoen at this table it was suppose to be a joke and it turned out to be hillarious footage so no one take it seriousley if you want to laugh at it, your gonna spend alot less time and have more fun then if you pick at every error.

  • Dealer: Game #20778457753: jules345 wins pot (570)

    Dealer: jules345, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act

    Dealer: Game #20778487613: nucleobasebr wins pot (350)

    dbruns: hey there jules345

    dbruns: i've seen your videos on youtube

    Dealer: Game #20778508740: nucleobasebr wins pot (60)

    Dealer: Johnny Rez, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act

    dbruns: poker prodigy lol

  • hahaha u are a joke

  • He can only beat a 73 and a 67

  • lol this is hilarious. just trying to figure out what that guy could have had that 8 high beat last hand lol

  • haha this cant b real

  • yeah yeah, lets play real money .

  • This is hilarious, and the end is classic.

  • this has to be one of the funniest things i've seen

  • why are some of your cards weird colors?

  • got 83 offsuit premium hand ..lets slowplay it--lol

  • wot a gd lad. this cunts funny

  • dude ur such a loser...its play money idiot

  • LMAO... "He got lucky, he got lucky, probably had an ace king, sucked out on me..."

  • lol @ donkaments taking this serious hahaha

  • this dude is a total idiot, he should try his skills on real money tables

  • god damn hilarious

  • THE FINISH IS AWESOME!!!

  • Funny stuff!!

  • you have got to be one of the worst poker players i have ever had the displeasure of watching!

  • ur a very bad player, bet honest you lose loads dont ya?

  • AHHAHAHA very nice ! This guy is 5 stars !make more videos!:D

  • and half a mill isnt shit bud , why u at 10/20 blinds ur so lame

  • dude ur a fuckin douche ud ont make any good reads, u think someone has AQ or AK, cuz u see a ace, king or queen come off like every hand u say AQ or AK, horrible reads au raise every hand an ur the one who sucks out an gets lucky u fuckin dumb truck

  • hes joking the whole way...r u mentally challeneged?

  • haha this guy is truly an idiot he doesnt know shit

  • Lol. Let's play for real money and see what happens to your stack!

  • four eight, premium hand, gotta raise says (19:33):

    thats where my msn name is from

  • lmao ur boss

  • this guys is an idiot

  • fuckin homo... if you have a half mil why are you playing at a 5/10 table..kill yourself

  • omg, ddue, u r better than any one ive seen...ur going straight to the pros!! poker god!

  • LOL 3-8 premium hand. Funny video. Fucking joke! HAHAHA!

  • Brilliant!! Keep posting 'em.

  • Lmfao at all you idiots who think this guy is being serious. School yourselves on some sarcasm for me ok?

  • 3:55..is it a joke?!

    man u & the way ur playin is a fuckin joke...but dats typical for "playmoney"players who hav def no idea how to play poker !

    please let me know when u start playin for real money!

    and then try to play like dis! xD

    "Looser"!

  • "omg this is a joke' lol ure the joke.

  • play with real money u total loser.

  • Man what a fool.

    If u start playing for real cash please let us know!

  • I can't believe the idiots below this that don't realise this guy is

    J o k i n g

  • awesome vid, rly like ur style, able to take any 2 cards and make them a winning hand. u rly know when to put the pressure on. u could be one of the best players around. u should go pro and make a real half million

  • honestly your the typical play money uber donkey..

    i dare you to go to vegas and play in a cash game like that ..you moron

  • slow playing 2-8 hahaha what an idiot play for cash

  • How does AK suck out on 84o? You suck! Quit raising every hand too, it's obvious that you're hyper-aggressive and good players will eat you alive. Keep spewing those chips!

  • This guys a jackass, do it for real money and see if you win that much

  • LMFaO hahaha PREMIUM HAND MAKE money 7 days a week ahhahaha LMFAO .. that due wasting internet bills 7 days a week hahahahah rofl ahhaha good joke does hahaha LMFAO 83 preminum hand yeah it s a good sex position for 2 lesbian ahahha

  • Your a play money balla!

  • 8 3, premium hand gotta raise

    ahahha thanks dude im still laughing

  • I'm learning a lot from this. Please post more videos sir!

  • You are so bad at poker. You bet high because you had suited cards, VERY STUPID! And I was righ, you lost that hand big time.

  • i can see from ur play that u r wise but u have not yet reached true enlightment and the title of grand master

  • That's pretty hilarious mate. I also feel like being violently sick at the stupidity of the posters who are berating this clip. Brain cells, anyone?

  • how do you put it up2 280 preflop then 180 after the flop you stupid donk and play money chips lmao come and play me on a real money table you stupid aussie twat

  • what a dick

  • can u idiots see this is a joke? he's not being serious

  • ROFL this is the funny as fuck :D

  • rookie plays suck ass

  • awe.i also play at pokerstars and i just lost 4000 chips doing what u just did:(

  • GENIUS, Post some more up

  • this is the funniest ever!!!

  • Get a life man.

  • If someone has A-K, they're not sucking out...they're ahead to begin with. Just an amateur who thinks he's good cause he can push people around 3-handed with funny money, and happens to catch cards. You are one wacky ballerina, man. I wish I could face you in a cash game.

  • i love how seriousley you guys take the video

  • Ohhhhh...it's suppossed to be a joke? Wow. Hilarious.

  • you suck

  • The only thing that's a bigger waste of time than watching this video is playing with fake money.

    Half a million.... what a joke.

  • Give me back my 4 minutes of my life

  • i keep watching this vid, my brother loves it too, thanks so much for posting it - much appreciated.

    im using it as my flash box vid now.......cant wait to see u kik some more peoples ass in ur next video - cant wait

  • thank you eamanevers1 someone appreciates my genius and 56suited i feel more for you for not being able to have a sense of humour.

  • well duh... pretty obvious ur joking

  • I actually feel bad for this loser...I mean guy.

  • Yes your amazing!!!! you have a play money chip bankroll that will last you for life! congrats!!! Prodigy my ass!!! play real money ou woman!

  • MORON seriously anyone can risk play money grow some nut hair and play for real money and try that risk all kinda shit u do then tell us ur a prodigy once u get snapped off every hand later cheeseball

  • i rofl'ed

  • gota tell u, as far as funny things go... this wasnt very... and on top of that, the amount of effort you and your mates would've gone to... kinda pathetic

    maybe one day, you'll have a life :)

  • cheers mate didnt take me long at all actually took as long as it took to film it and no he wasnt a mate of mine it was just a crazy few hands, to everyone who thought i was being seriouse need to look in the mirror and ask themselfs if they are either just dumb or do you just not know how to laugh at a joke! anyway cheers for all the fanmail im making a movie it will be hitting theatres soon

  • it took me as long to make as it took for you to watch so whos the pathetic one the person that has fun playing stupid poker or the one that sits and watches the person play stupid poker

  • lol i <3 this

  • WOW LMAO YOUR A FUCKING MORON, YOU AND UR FRIENDS SET EACHOTHER UP, AND DO THIS GAY SHIT? omg YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT

  • too bad he doesn't read his fanmail. he can read right?

  • cheers buddy?

  • Oh, yeah man, you got half a million chips...

    go home sucker, that ain't much

  • haha this is the funniest thing ive seen ages, any1 who thinks this dude is serious is a total idiot. its hilerious. and yeh 8 high ahhah

  • shit he won with 8 high haha

  • I thought this was funny...I also realized that it was a joke. The rest of you guys need to get a fucking clue.

  • finally

  • im giving this a full rating because i laughed sooo hard at this guy i want everyone to see this

  • if ur gonna brag do it in a real money table

  • this guy is one of the worst players i have ever seen. This must be a joke. No talent at all. Just lucky. This just shows how filled the world is with sad fucking loosers who just bullshit all their lives untill they realize, if at all they do, how sad they are.

  • YOUR A MORON DUDE!

  • you s*ck

  • you a sh*te. Poor calls, got lucky on turn in last hand, you wouldn;t last 2 minutes playing real money

  • I love how you said that this is how you make your living "7 days a week", but you're playing play money?!? If you're that "good", why would you be wasting your time in play money...

  • You are nothing!! You're a fish. Do all this things in real money games!!! Play money is for fishs like u.

  • definite great play...especially the last hand..that was an amazing read to put him on one of the 2 hands in all of poker you could beat

  • for the record that final hand there was only two hands of any combination of cards he could of had for me to beat 3 7 or 67 i make expert calls and that was one of them 3 8 suited you got to be aggressive its a premium hand i would of rathered slow play it but he went all in so i guess i just trapped him he got unlucky!

  • Dude, you're straight up horrible. You're a joke. I hope you don't actually think you're good. All you did was get lucky in play money. And it wasn't a good read at the end, you just hoped to get lucky. The reason you play fake money is cuz you know you would lose all your money playing for real money. Donk

  • haha i love the second time you got the "premium hand" of 4 8 first you say he cant bet and yet he does then you raise him and say he has to fold but then he raises u all in and you fold saying he must have sucked out on me with A K lol if this is a spoof its hysterical if this is for real its pathetic

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