Elexploitation: 9 Shameless Ways People Milked the Election

[Xionc]

Needs more America.

[garoxmolidav]

guy in the baground

[SpaceRitual]

P2P paper dolls actually made me lol. And really, when you actually lol, you have to explain that it's a legitimate lol and your not just using it in the "I'm eating pizza lol" sense of the word. With all the legal issues out of the way: lol.

[SeizureBobcat]

That bit about licking McCain's face until it sloughed off into your mouth was equal parts horrifying and hilarious.

[VVD]

Unfunny

[Roblok100]

No new Pac' albums :(

[PurpleHandcuff]

RING POPS?!?!!!!?1111?!!!!!

[TripleDimensional]

1:15

Okay, this website actually has a good sense of humor. I mean, look at the top line. Give 'em some credit.

[Hazy992]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[tk5800thesecond]

ah nostalgia

[TheAtheistAussie]

5:05 - 5:21 i had deja vu i swear I've seen that bit before...

[thedragon1987]

does anybody else notice after each number he has new stickers/button on his suit?

[SolSilence]

@thedragon1987 i liked the bandana

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

I miss those days. Those days when you Americans were so hopeful for change.

Now both left and right turned into cynical douches

[DOCTORxKiwi]

255 like 0 dislikes ONWED!!!!!!

[Kveli100]

judging from what he said on 0:31 to 0:37 Americas fucked...especially no Tupac albums :(

[modelmajorpita]

Ha! He predicted that Trump would top ALL of these attempts at exploiting an election for money!

[SirZahn]

Screw you cracked tv. I got an aneurism in just trying to figure out if it was an Alaska super hero or one the rest of the world knows. I won't even tell you what i went through with all your other eps.

[hoghash78]

The pins on his jacket spawn new pins...

[DJBludLust]

I don't know, like RING POPS!

[CrAZBoy0211]

no new tupac? NOW I'M SAD :'(

[XxMJthegreat13xX]

I am a hardcore Cracked fan

I love how you kept addinng USA stuff to your outfit

I cant believe you called that nun a whore

I love your face

[NateSean]

My biggest cash in on the election was selling the Inauguration edition of my local paper for twenty bucks on ebay. It only cost me 75 cents. The stupid thing about it was that I didn't try to sell more.

[datingfree1a1]

4 stars Short Clip

[HarlequinIchthyosis]

so..TIME FOR A CHANGE

[qbalaqss]

I'd wear Michael Swaim underwear.

[ThisIsTuNe]

I wanted to Dislike the video but when I pressed it... I herd the devil whisper "Try me..."so I got scared hit the like button and ran away from home only to find out that I was listing to one of my favorite songs on my I POD and I had forgot'n that I was wearing my earplugs while listing to this video because this video was very, very interesting... so none-the-less...I am back now from running away and just had to find this video to post this really extremely long comment that wasted your time

[Choomanama]

he keeps gradually getting more badges, thats awesome

[SuperBtarded]

This might be the only video I have ever seen that has no dislikes...

[D11Churchkill27]

One problem Mr Swaim. YOU CAN ONLY FOLD A PEICE OF PAPER HORIZONTALY 7 TIMES! Try it.

[pcelvcitrs]

@D11Churchkill27 I'm pretty sure that's the whole point of the joke. I miss cracked tv.... Swaim should definitely have his own weekly webseries going on at all times.

[D11Churchkill27]

@pcelvcitrs I know, thats why i said it.

[guss143]

"fuck it i've got twelve". classic swaim.

[bobistrumpet]

RINGPOPS!!!!!! YES!

[RetroLuv04]

rofl curious george xD

[MrTeethify]

Soo funny xD

[MajesticFish]

RINGPOPS!

[aestevalis0]

I'd like to distend Palin's face with my junk.

[Chloeissocoollad]

am i the only one who noticed he gets moe and more badges with each new scence? lol

[ColonelHoraldo]

@Chloeissocoollad No you're not. Because it was incredibly obvious.

[DespicableDishwasher]

@Chloeissocoollad damn you, I was just about to say that

[crisrocksonguitar]

Nice haircut,Michael...:|

[CommendatoreAndolini]

Swaim, you not making videos breaks my heart. You're shaking my confidence daily.

[JanderStrahd]

LOL Trolls 2. It was about Goblins, you know.

[Ploiken]

RING POPS!

[RefusetoListen]

Aw man, you really set that elderly nun straight.

[arryarrfiddledeedee]

I just noticed the suit jacket 'Merica flare. Well-played, Swaim.

[13linkinparkluver13]

STIX!!! Love that song. XD

[CommendatoreAndolini]

A sick media whore. Who is also a nun.

[CanaryKeeper]

Anyone else notice the increasing number of buttons on his jacket? :/

[ArthurZ101]

Aww he's sad :[

[Christianchic907]

His suit jacket... The buttons/stickers are breeding!

[mackandcheese1000]

ur soooooo funny!!



[xsugarxhighxspazzx]

"Protect your head! Use your arms!"

I'd vote for him.

[macr0machine]

RING POPS FUCK YEAR

[kosty1990]

can i have those stickers

[reaperman2010]

Geez, what kind of redneck would wear that Curious George/Obama shirt? XD

[StupidMovieMan]

2:13 i just realised it says she just registers after it said she hasn't voted since 52, didnt she have to register then or am i crazy?

[EpicBeard815]

TIME FOR A CHANGE!

[rogueotaku]

I got a Ringpop today after watching this because it had been nearly a decade since i ever had one i am licking its sweet 90'sness right now.

[Sem5626]

@rogueotaku innuendo much?

[hokie28]

old

[AngryPorridge]

RINGPOPS

[VVD]

@AngryPorridge you repeated something from the video, hilarious! Thumbs up bro

[tadshackles]

The perpetual flaring of swaim made me ROFL

[xxEDJExx]

I love it how you add more paraphernalia during this show...

[rcon1012]

10 reasons cracked likes to list things numerically. DO IT

[keyboardtalk]

Liked for ring pops!

[gamerx129]

plzzzz plzzzzz make new videos!!!!!

[laughablemania]

@gamerx129 its now called does not compute

[parcivale]

Jeez, how old is this? Why are they recycling videos that are so obviously dated?

[SominiFonsi]

@parcivale It's still funnier than most videos on YouTube

[Aeqelable]

@parcivale New content is on cracked.com, they only post old stuff here.

[sunshine0shenanigans]

i'm lovin the pins

[suttersmax]

0:01 To skip the movie trailer (interesting) and the Defeat 1098 (bullshit) ads.

[gizmoff]

digg, lol

[suttersmax]

@gizmoff Reddit wins.

[461guy]

i thought it said 9 Shameless Ways People Milked the Erection

[beastboy601]

@461guy Yet you clicked on it anyways....

[ELREndLondonRule]

@461guy It only says that if you're chinese.

[461guy]

@ELREndLondonRule ok kool

[thegirlinthatbox]

@461guy  Same thing, really.

[TheAtheistAussie]

@461guy Haha Same.

[bismarckai]

HAHAHA the nun is so fuckin bad ass

[TheLogTog]

ooo i dont know RING POPS!

[HypoDroid]

WHY is there no more dnc?

[sugreev2001]

Why have you become sidetracked,Swaim.This show was so much better,especially compared to Agents Of Cracked.

[Aldrahill]

Mann... just look at those sideburns! Damnnn.

[futurestoryteller]

"Sure I'm a fat bitch with an annoying voice pooring a cup of coffee, interrupting your video before it even begins - even though you've already seen this over a dozen times, and don't really need to see it anymore - because I'm sure you've got the godamn message by now... but..."

Well, I guess that's all there is to it. FUCK YOU!

[MrSavage0henry]

TIME FOR A CHANGE!!

[Aelia12]

It's pronounced Cav - e - aat. 

[Aldrahill]

Mannn look at those sideburns! Damnnnn.

[paradoxin7]

LOL watch his cloths.

[normandale1987]

First to post an original comment? WIN!

[Balaajk]

@normandale1987

good work mate!

[arakitai]

@normandale1987 No man. Fail. Fail so very hard...

[Balaajk]

hahaha