Judge Dredd - I NEVER BROKE THE LAW... I AM THE LAW!

[rockafeladave1]

Technicallly impossibility is a valid defense under U.S. Common Law

[TheMrMeris]

It's a lie !The evidence has been falsified.It's impossible! I never broke the law !

I AM THE LAW !

[mmokev]

THE EVIDENCE HAS BEEN FASIFIED. IT'S IMPOSSIBRUUUUuUUUUU!

[mleeseow]

CAPS-LAWWWWK

[kibakim]

i am youtube

[oscar198888]

Of course he broke the Jaw..

[llovka]

0:24 Fatality

[BALKANBARBAREN007]

Im gonna say that in the court next time :)

[Risco98]

followed by YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!

[M4levolence]

Tsa lie,

[Nordinkel]

OBJECTION!

[chargoisk]

SAWLIE! DEE EVUHDANCE HAS BEEN FASTLHIFIED! HITS IMPSSIBUHL! I NEVER BROKE DAH LAW... I AM DEE LAW!!! YUH GOTTA BULY ME, YU HAVE TUE BULEY ME!

[Yoyimbo01]

LAW - Laughing Out Whoppingly

[ReallyStupidComments]

Respect the badge

He earned it with his blood

Fear the gun

Your sentence may be death because

I AM THE LAW!!!!!!

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

No Luke...I AM THE LAAAAAAAAAAW

[rydgemolino]

WORST MOVIE IN HISTORY BUT WHEN I HEAR A GUY BREAKS THE RULES I REMEMBER THIS PART YOU BLARTED THA LAWL

[richardfps123]

@rydgemolino nah man, the movie is awesome

[tommyzDad]

"Mister 'I am da laaawww!"

[mortdepeur13]

the music should be removed it doesn't fit really ;S

[granpapi29]

@mortdepeur13 they should play GUILES THEME!

[mortdepeur13]

@granpapi29 Yes Guile theme fit with everything!! even a black eating chicken ;D

[coryboy345]

COURTS ADJOUUUUUURNED

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

l AMMAMM THAW LAAAAWW BITCHES!

[ringodingo112]

Cheesy moment replay button -> 0:35

[ringodingo112]

Epic moment replay button -> 0:23

[Fuzzy6405yahoocom]

It took 3 movies to see what was under Darth Vader's helmet. The same could work for Dredd.

[MAJORKISSFAN13]

at 0:16 is it me or does Stallone look like he wants to punch his friend ahahaha

[POLChelseaFC]

YOU DON'T GET EPICNESS LIKE THIS NEMORE!!

[ern1982]

Sly during his epicness!!!

[MrKoffeeKup]

One of the greatest scenes of all time.

[poliv67]

Dis a lie! Thou laws was whole and unbroken, thou ungratefull whelp!!!

[inyourface48]

Rico: I was your brother your blood your friend.

[Helljumper425]

I remember seeing this as a kid and all I understood from his outburst was "I AM THE LAW" and nothing prior

[GiantSandles]

I like to think that at 0:25, the people in the background are reacting to Stallone's performance.

[cursedlemon]

I AM THE LOL

[NathanF76]

He just sounds so tough and powerful in this movie.

[tachikoma747]

Diane lane was smoking in that movie though....

[YoungGun66]

ZALY!

[antihero276]

@painlessissuicide Even the mask didn't change the fact that he looked like a codpiece wearing power ranger xD

[eah2119]

Is there any reason why his bottom lip tilts to one side?

[nickrowan]

@eah2119 Complications his mother suffered during labor forced her obstetricians to use two pairs of forceps during his birth; misuse of these accidentally severed a nerve and caused paralysis in parts of Stallone's face. As a result, the lower left side of his face is paralyzed - including parts of his lip, tongue, and chin - an accident which has given Stallone his snarling look and slightly slurred speech.

[mattmann35]

I always yell I AM THE LAW while im in class

[Toomsie]

@mattmann35 Cool. Are you 12 years old?

[mattmann35]

@Toomsie I'm 17

[hadithi]

Funniest thing about this video is watching Max Von Sydnow reeling from the sheer awfulness of Stallone's delivery. Trust me, when he averts his eyes, it's almost as if he's saying to himself, "I worked with Ingmar Bergman for Chrissakes! Note to self, fire my agent once this lunatic is done with take 74."

[blameist]

The movie was kind of lame, but you have to admit Diane Lane was hot in that uniform! I hear a remake is in the works hopefully the producers will take into account the flaws of this movie and not make the same mistake! It wasn't a terrible movie it just was too comic with that comedian in the role for comic relief as a supporting role! As for the Judge removing his helmet grip of most folks no one wears a helmet twenty fours a day unless it's glued onto his skull!

[nsr4interpol]

TSALI!

[Bram25]

I AM THE LAWL!

I always say that when I'm pissed drunk!

[QuartrGuy]

You are the bra??

[JReed1985]

Sylvester Stallone is the best at saying "Law".

[TheGodzillaSithLord]

I NEVER BROKE THE LOG I AM THE LOG

[BaltijosTigras]

Believe me i am the LAW

I Sleep with the LAW

I Eat the LAW

I breath the LAW

YOU BREAKING THE LAW!!! NOOO!

[BlameGame23]

LOL. 

[MasterSwordOblivion]

Y did he say SALAI

[RevolverOcelot1964]

@MasterSwordOblivion Is that a joke about Stallone's slur or do you mean that seriously? It's kinda hard to tell from text. Anyway, he's saying "It's a lie"

[MasterSwordOblivion]

I've almost never laughed dis much before in my life

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

why does he move his jaw sideways like its broken or something? does sylvester stallone have problems or something?

[Canalus]

Haha, you think this is bad... Just wait for the new one.

[YoungGun66]

FAWLSHAFYED!

[Putridprudential]

SALAI ZEEVIDENSHASBEN FASWFIED ITSIMPASSABLE IENVABROKDELAW IAMDALAW

[yTubeBlowsBigBalls]

He said: "salie davedince haseenfallsifi isimpossible aynevuh rokeda law ayamdalaw"

[Gumbo550]

SALAI! THE EVDIENCE HAS BEEN FOLSIFI. SIMPOSSIBLE. I NEVUH BROKE THE LAWUH. I AM THE LAWUH

[harlequin75]

"You gotta believe me" is the best defense.

[Lamporre]

@harlequin75

It's better than "I never broke the law! I AM the law!"

[Klassickk]

SALIE!!

THE EVIDENTS HAS BEEN FALTHIFIED!! IT'S IMPOTHIBLE!

I NEVER BROKE THE LAWL!! I AM DA LAWL!

[MrLlortLlort]

Pause at 0:24

Lmao his facial expression looks so stupid!

[buhlayke]

'SA LWAAAAI! THE EVIDENCE HAS BEEN FASIFIED! I'S IMPOSSIBAW...I NEVER BROKE T'LAW I AM THE LAW¬

[R4diatedFear]

@buhlayke

ROFL! SA LWAAII!! good comment, man! :P

[XxMinatoNamikazexX]

SALIE

[mackishstyle]

jesus good god almighty that was a terrible scene with bad dialogue. Good thisg I didnt watch the movie, it was written by the same guy who wrote street fighter, what a great track record he has. AND he did tomb raider. I asked a well known film guy in my country (ireland) how garbage gets put into production even with big names in it he said its the biggest mystery of the world.

[rooster022]

Is this the same guy who played batman?

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

Dat lip....

[YoungGun66]

Itz impahssible! I neva bwoke the waw! I am teh waw!

[Lundahlium]

TZAI LAI ! DUH UHVUHDENZ HAZ BUHN FAILZAFAID ! IT'S UMPAZZUBLE ! AI NUVUH BRUCK DUH LUH ! AI HUM DUH LUH !!!!

[tebowisgay]

why does he talk out of the side of his mouth ?? cracks me up

[detahdomo]

what is he

[UltimateZeldaFan91]

NC: Why does the Computer sound like a sex hotline?

CC: "Yes, Judge McGruder. It could not be otherwise."

NC: You dirty little kitty!!

[Secundas]

0:29 lol, his mentor is like "DUDE!"

[100Steller]

he sounds retarded



[mrwoods22]

I never noticed that Stallone has a crooked mouth.

[biggmorris]

@mrwoods22 are you serious right now bro??

[mrwoods22]

@biggmorris Yeah. lol

[Deavi783]

I like how the computer has a sexy female voice.

[mongo13times]

Head of Security

[SuperGregals]

0:28 "My god... what the hell i am doing here?"

[ShinobiCloud]

The music really adds to the amusement of this scene. It's so bombastic and in your face that it fits Stallone's outburst and passion for the law perfectly.

[PaulG85]

I never broke the lawl. I am the lawl.

[MrBigYum]

-_-

[FridaysMaskedMan]

Your honor ? Prostitution rests

[SuperGregals]

You are tearing me apart, law!

[notrwhitecrow]

@SuperGregals LOL

[3goldy]

@painlessissuicide it's a complimant: meaning u smart

[3goldy]

@painlessissuicide MOST original response I have EVER read in youtube

[smlshin]

So cheesy and so awesome.

[nazigermanyhitler]

แม่งกวนตีน

[dan2091]

Seriously, everytime I see 0:33 I get the sensation Dredd is about to headsmack that woman.

[Squall6575]

lmao his voice is like batman :P

[LetsGo6009]

Just listen when he says "I AM the law!" Best part of he movie! such passion, such cheesiness but its awesome

[harrychalcraft]

ZA LHYE!!!! ZHE? EVINNSE SS BIN FAWSSIFEYED!!! TSS IMFAWSSBEL, AYE NE'ER BAWKE DE LAWL.... I AM THE LAAWL!!!

your Honor... the prostitution rests.

DrozGodhammer

[biggmorris]

@harrychalcraft LMAO!!

[fatcrewz]

I will remember this whenever I got caught speeding or drunk while driving

[1234epicwin]

I NEVA BROKE DA LAWL!!! I AM DA LAWL!!!!! >:D

[Killzoneguy117]

This sums up my entire day today.

[bindoggus]

@Killzoneguy117 Oh please go on. No seriously, please do.

[NotValidCard]

maximum drama

[pablolopez26]

LAWWWWW



[kingmarck1]

Whenever I need a laugh or something to cheer me up, I watch this vid then I read some of the comments left here by some people. It gets me laughing my ass EVERYTIME without fail! LMAO!!!

[Doommaster1994]

Pause @ 0:24 XD

[ThePhenom9x]

4 people broke the law

[MrESPNoza24]

0:30 I like that guys reaction. "wat did he just say"

[RikiOhRed]

Shouting like that doesn't help.

[theadamlongstaff]

haha it's a great line! I AM THE LUR LOL

[brohouzer]

Respect the badge! He earned it with his blood!

[mechysonu2010]

Don't try this in real life folks. This is the worst thing you could say in a court case.

Defendant: ITS A LIE... THE EVIDENCE HAS BEEN FALSIFIED... ITS IMPOSSIBLE...I NEVER BROKE THE LAW....I AM THE LAW!!!

JURY: .__.

[Ikarosus]

@mechysonu2010 I am SOOO gonna try this in real life :-)

[dirtydeedz161]

@mechysonu2010 If you're a regular person, then yes, that's a bad idea. If you're a cop, maybe it'll work!

[AdamElseify]

@mechysonu2010 He already got convicted lol

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

@mechysonu2010 only cops would say that in their defence

[brod2man]

SALADE!!

[Dynaman21]

As far as I'm concerned, that's not Dredd. Dredd would never, ever remove his helmet.

[metabog]

IT'S A LAW!

[CrossBo29]

What's Up with the way his lips go to the side?

[Redragoon2]

@CrossBo29 when sly was born there were issues, in an attempt to help a doctor used a pair of forceps to try and pull him out he cut up the muscles on one side of his face thats what has cause the way he talks and how his face looks his whole life

[Aelkamal]

L.A.W. isn't that a weapon ?

[EMERALDanimations]

@Aelkamal A RPG weapon yes

[DrozGodhammer]

thanks for the votes guys!!!!

[IcelandicBeast]

Can somebody tell me what the song is in the opening of the movie, where they're showing all the comic books?

[Neville6000]

@IcelandicBeast: The Judge Dredd theme, as heard in the movie.

[RsAssassin9754]

0:29 just keep on tapping , let it only pay for a sec then hit again

[TheBlasianChannel]

JUST SKIP TO 0:23 

[SlaytanicSeries]

Am I the only one who did not understand shit about what he said besides: "I am the law"?

[12234mapp]

@SlaytanicSeries the first top comment is a perfect subtitle my friend, check it out

[SlaytanicSeries]

@12234mapp

Pahaha, yerr right, it's perfect. :L

Couldn't understand crap about what the guy said tbh, but laughed anyway ahaha x

[Madorem]

he really gave his all

[AQWJimTheHero]

It's a lie I never hit hurr I did nawt-- Wait wrong movie.

[Javimonotheism]

Hahahah thats my name in Starcraft! IamTheLaw and my signature catch phrase is I fought the law and the law won lol

[acalder1000]

LLAAWWWW

[harrychalcraft]

DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. Oh wait, wrong movie.

[irvinglambertgrims]

@harrychalcraft hahahahahahahahaha! that cracked me up!! robocop!

[KingCommando32]

@harrychalcraft

DZEAD ORF ALZIVE YR CUMMING WITH MEZ!

[callahaine100]

If someday I get a trial, I will say that! lol

[SickIncKamikaze]

YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!

[RatedRStar14]

ITS A LIE!!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE !! i NEVER BROKE THE LAWWWWWW. I AM THE LAWWWWWW

[Unitor677]

LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Foxiesz]

HABEEB IT!

[puttefnask]

ROID RAAAAAAAGE!!!! I AM THE LAWL!!!

he would be a great wrestler...

[lancecryor]

I AAAAAAAAAAM THE LAW!!!!!! Thats REAL man's yell right there lol.

[akko439]

hahaha

[TheGameLover666]

THE LAWL

[boss180888]

3 people broke THE LAWL.

[00Sexyness00]

It'S A LIE !!

[Fmaack]

This is what happened when the Republicans got limitless power.

[Neville6000]

@Fmaack: Pretty much so, and also when they came up with the idea of the Mega City and the Judge system to police the Mega Cities.

[Fmaack]

@Neville6000 Damn. We have megacities in Canada (pronounced MEGAH-SITY). Just one more thing I can blame on Republikkkans.

[Neville6000]

@Fmaack: Not quite: we the people can still tell our elected representatives to de-amalgamate, and we should be doing that, here in Toronto and other similar cities. If Montreal can do it....

[Fmaack]

@Neville6000 What makes you think they will listen? Quebec is one thing, Toronto and Ottawa are quite another. Rob Ford can barely tie his own shoelaces let alone de-amalgamate Toronto. He's too busy waging his WAR ON BICYCLES anyway.

[Neville6000]

@Fmaack; Rob Ford will be gone one day, don't worry.

[callahaine100]

0:24 I love how he react so quickly! It's like he was waiting for his quote! lol

[TheShockMaster]

The music makes this scene so unintentionally funny. As the audience, we clearly knew that Judge Dredd was going to be framed, but the music made it seem like this really big twist that no one could have seen coming.

[STINKYxCHEEZMAN]

You Know The Future Is Fucked When The Court Believes A Robots Testimony

[marktsheppard]

.. this better NOT be the fucking future!!! ...and again... white skinned cows need to STOP thinking that they will be Judges and prosecutors... and CSI investigators... hmmm... because women have no shame... and they keep ruining and sabotaging their own sons and kids... and teenagers... and males and their veterans... and any dude who has a manly job and works out side... hmmm... so again... female human cows are NOT to be trusted or believed... simple... otherwise this will be the future!