You should make a video on exposing brooklynnotqueens his whole life is dedicated to bashing chabad thats what his life revolves around because he has nothing better to do with his sorry life.
this is very funny, but if u wanna know why we follow mainly things the rebbe did is mainly bec that is our rebbe and alot things the rebbe did waas from the other rebbes. thats how it goes every where else also by the way
@montetoro I am a lubavitcher and have an animal soul. The whole point of the Tanya is that we ALL have animal souls and have the ability to repress it!
P.S. You might want to start tugging your shirts in (it looks like that shirt was made to be tugged in anyways!). You look like a pretty cool guy though. ;)
They SHOULD make an English Chitas! I just said that to someone a few weeks ago.
But it really couldn't be a car-sized one, because in order for it not to be, as you said, "like a Jastrow," they'd have to make it really wide - like those old Mishnah Brurahs.
But then it wouldn't be all together and it would defeat the purpose of a chitas. You can get the English Tanya and get yourself a siddur-with most of the tehilim in it anyway.
It would still be useful to have it all in one Sefer.
Fine then! I guess I'll just have to make it myself, stick a Kehos Logo on there, and then get sued by Merkos - kind of like those red, green, and white leather siddurim from like 2001...
i like that u pointed out how they don't have any particular reason except the rebbe did it. Thank you because thats how I feel, and I'm really pissed about it!
Thats a pretty poor reason to be pissed- I mean there are countless minhagim based on any one groups leaders. I say half of benching up till al yichasrenu because in my fathers yeshiva Rav Hutner did that.
I am sure every branch of Judaism has their own minhagim based on waht their rebbes did. Your being pissed off is completely absurd.
Definitely a reality show in this. A group of about 15 Jews of all levels of observances life in a Chabad House and do battle to see who can really be a lubavitcher. Trivia challenges to gain immunity, Talmud interpretation debates the whole megillah. the modern orthodox front runner vs. the conservative-reformed long shot.
You know what I forgot to mention- spitting right before anachnu during alenu- now that is funniest thing Lubbies do.First time I saw it I had no idea it was aminhag and thought the guy was just hocking a luggie
Dude, I love Lubavitch and the Rebbe, who helped me in many ways over the years in becoming frum, through his shluchim, BUT....... that minhag absolutely repulses me, I am sorry to say. Now I know there is an idea "minhag Yisrael Torah hu" but I can't get past that. How can you spit in shul? The first time I saw it, I was shocked and sickened.
LOL everyone in shul hocking luggies together, can be confusing for someone to witness.
u spit bc at that part right b4 u bow saying "but we bend our knees, bow and acknowledge our thanks b4 the King ...ect.ect " u were just talking abt avoda zarah and u dont even want the words of it the essence of it in ur mouth so u
"spit" it out b4 u start to talk abt Hashem and bow to him not even a taste of avodazarah in u. anyway nobady should be hocking luggies in shul anyway if they r thats sick its more like a bad taste in ur mouth that u make a disgusting face lip action to get out
I hear what you're saying in terms of the idea behind it, but I simply have extreme discomfort with people spitting in shul. It doesn't sit well with me at all. It's very off putting.
It's a halacha regarding tefilla-prayer. when you pray your mouth must be clean. In Chabad nusach-prayer format, we mention idol worship thanking G-d that we are not amongst them. the spittle that is formed from those words is considered foul and we remove it. you don't need to spit per say you can respectfully spit it out into a napkin.
I was saying you have to know all those sort of freed from prison facts- because it seems that every other day is some sort of celebration that has to do with one of the Rebbes being freed from prison
Hey I never said I was that cool to know everything- I rock the gimel tamuz, tenth of sivan and some other random days- How many times was the frediger Rebbe released from prison anyway.
It's also interesting how Lubavitchers make a whole yuntif for Yud-Beis Tammuz but hardly do anything to celebrate his miraculous escape from Poland at the start of the Holocaust. Historian Bryan Mark Rigg wrote an entire book on his escape, called Rescued From the Reich: How One of Hitler's Soldiers Saved the Lubavitcher Rebbe. You could argue that escape was almost, if not equally as, miraculous as his release from Russian prison.
From what I understand, a sicha is closer to an informal talk a rebbe gives whereas a maimar is a more official discourse, preceded and followed by contemplative niggunim to feel the mood.
the rebbetzin gave a brucha to all lubavitcher grls to be attractive
asr8805 3 months ago
Yechi adonainu chabad is crapeinu!
hndyman2 4 months ago
@hndyman2 AHAVAS YISROEL!
asr8805 3 months ago
I always found Lubavitcher girls to be incredibly bitchy, but incredibly hot.
amixofeverything 5 months ago
nishmat kol chai t'varech et shimcha. he el ha melech ha qadosh
iorixs 8 months ago
I"m happy I stumbled across this. Keep up the funny truthful work!
4trahasis 1 year ago
kinda funny, but I am lubavitch and this is very insulting, but it is funny!
furst568 1 year ago 2
@furst568 What's insulting about it?
thinkgood 1 year ago
You too can be Chabad; eat Rubashkin's meat and believe that the seventh Rebbe is Mashiach !!
haytoon41 2 years ago
@haytoon41 But I was at his funereal
frumsatire 2 years ago
So then he's no longer qualified to be Mashiach ? Oh well, just keep eating the treifah Agriprocessors meats then.
haytoon41 2 years ago
@haytoon41 Actually its because I hate them dangling on my legs
frumsatire 2 years ago
Oh. Sounds fair. btw, like the videos, dude !!
haytoon41 2 years ago
Your videos are ver funny.
You should make a video on exposing brooklynnotqueens his whole life is dedicated to bashing chabad thats what his life revolves around because he has nothing better to do with his sorry life.
bovi89 2 years ago 4
i'd laugh. but there is only one problem;its not funny
mufituffi 2 years ago
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Oh and I couldn't be a Lubavitcher because I"m Jewish.
BrooklynNotQueens 2 years ago
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Can you do a vid with the chabad custom of swing a chicken around?
BrooklynNotQueens 2 years ago
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i would like to see a video comparison between Jesus and the Rebbe
New Testament-New Shulchan Aruch
St. Paul-Baal Shem Tov
Gospels-Previous Chabbad Rabbis
Are there any "prophecies about the rebbe" in the old testament?
DahStranger 2 years ago
this is very funny, but if u wanna know why we follow mainly things the rebbe did is mainly bec that is our rebbe and alot things the rebbe did waas from the other rebbes. thats how it goes every where else also by the way
szw770 2 years ago
lol I am sharing this one on facebook!
rivpom 2 years ago
Satmar Dynasty is better ;)
guitaristmetal 3 years ago 3
You know nothing, Goy.
boombarass 2 years ago 2
your an idiot you don't even know how sat mer became a chassedis
szw770 2 years ago
I couldn't be a Lubavitcher because i have an animal soul. :-(
montetoro 3 years ago 2
@montetoro I am a lubavitcher and have an animal soul. The whole point of the Tanya is that we ALL have animal souls and have the ability to repress it!
Peace.
nychimp 1 year ago
This is funny. :)
P.S. You might want to start tugging your shirts in (it looks like that shirt was made to be tugged in anyways!). You look like a pretty cool guy though. ;)
ArtsyTraveler90 3 years ago
He keeps his shirt and tzitzit out because he's Sephardi !!
haytoon41 2 years ago
so thats why Chaya Mushka had a farby on yud tet kislev
edwardtildeath 3 years ago
I think the doctor wont be able to fix this guy.
gwolf77 3 years ago
yup its in my favorites!
cherlubavitch 3 years ago
yup its in my favorites!
cherlubavitch 3 years ago
haha love it! Being lubavitch is awesome!
cherlubavitch 3 years ago 2
Glad you liked it - Lubavitchers are my biggest fans and best audiences
frumsatire 3 years ago
How bout "So you think you could be a misnaged?"
shmuelibell 3 years ago 3
omg
deensers 3 years ago
Chabad Vodka is the best.
DesmondXIV 3 years ago
They SHOULD make an English Chitas! I just said that to someone a few weeks ago.
But it really couldn't be a car-sized one, because in order for it not to be, as you said, "like a Jastrow," they'd have to make it really wide - like those old Mishnah Brurahs.
I still wouldn't mind...
EitanK770 3 years ago
But then it wouldn't be all together and it would defeat the purpose of a chitas. You can get the English Tanya and get yourself a siddur-with most of the tehilim in it anyway.
frumsatire 3 years ago
It would still be useful to have it all in one Sefer.
Fine then! I guess I'll just have to make it myself, stick a Kehos Logo on there, and then get sued by Merkos - kind of like those red, green, and white leather siddurim from like 2001...
EitanK770 3 years ago
Isn't red green and white the colors of the Palestinian flag?
frumsatire 3 years ago
L'Havdil elef havdolim.
What I meant was, I think the only colors they ever made of them were white ones, green ones, and red ones.
And the illegal Arab Squatter Flag (there's no such thing as a Palestinian) is red, green, and black BTW.
EitanK770 3 years ago
Chitas walk. LOL
adamatova 3 years ago
It's an unfounded fact that they are the hottest!! I agree! I think, however, that you meant indisputable. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
coolsambo60 3 years ago 12
lol
EZC012 3 years ago
i like that u pointed out how they don't have any particular reason except the rebbe did it. Thank you because thats how I feel, and I'm really pissed about it!
renatatemis 3 years ago
Thats a pretty poor reason to be pissed- I mean there are countless minhagim based on any one groups leaders. I say half of benching up till al yichasrenu because in my fathers yeshiva Rav Hutner did that.
I am sure every branch of Judaism has their own minhagim based on waht their rebbes did. Your being pissed off is completely absurd.
frumsatire 3 years ago
true true!! hiphip ho-ray!
beckster48yo 3 years ago
wow, now I don't have to feel like a lazy shmuck when I sometimes stop at al yichasreinu!
FeivelJay770 3 years ago
Definitely a reality show in this. A group of about 15 Jews of all levels of observances life in a Chabad House and do battle to see who can really be a lubavitcher. Trivia challenges to gain immunity, Talmud interpretation debates the whole megillah. the modern orthodox front runner vs. the conservative-reformed long shot.
matisforever 3 years ago 3
Dude that is hilarious- got any producers- that would be awesome.
frumsatire 3 years ago
and what happens to the winner...does he wins a "brand spankin new mitzvah tank, colored in the yellow of his choice!"
beckster48yo 3 years ago
that was awesome! for an outsider, you have a really good idea of the "inside" stuff. very entertaining
bt66 3 years ago
What can I say/ I love Lubbies- but consider myself just Jewish- I don't like placing myself into one sect.
frumsatire 3 years ago
"Chitas is the swiss army knife of Sefarim..."
Terrific. As a Lubavitcher I really enjoyed this.
zviandchayale 3 years ago 3
I'm glad you did- I got a lot of emails from shlichim and lay people a like who enjoyed it.
frumsatire 3 years ago
GO LUBAVITCH!!!!
THEY ROK AND ARE THE BOMB!!!!!
WHOEVERS JEALOUS OF THEM.....oh well, tough on 'em!!!
izzy5743 3 years ago 2
Dude this is hilarious- thank you! To the commenter before- you are a wacko- but thats why my friends and I love ya.
HikingKike 3 years ago 2
Dude - id also give you the couch if you came to my place - your a first class nudge and wacco
runatree 3 years ago
You know what I forgot to mention- spitting right before anachnu during alenu- now that is funniest thing Lubbies do.First time I saw it I had no idea it was aminhag and thought the guy was just hocking a luggie
frumsatire 3 years ago
Dude, I love Lubavitch and the Rebbe, who helped me in many ways over the years in becoming frum, through his shluchim, BUT....... that minhag absolutely repulses me, I am sorry to say. Now I know there is an idea "minhag Yisrael Torah hu" but I can't get past that. How can you spit in shul? The first time I saw it, I was shocked and sickened.
LOL everyone in shul hocking luggies together, can be confusing for someone to witness.
FeivelJay770 3 years ago
u spit bc at that part right b4 u bow saying "but we bend our knees, bow and acknowledge our thanks b4 the King ...ect.ect " u were just talking abt avoda zarah and u dont even want the words of it the essence of it in ur mouth so u
"spit" it out b4 u start to talk abt Hashem and bow to him not even a taste of avodazarah in u. anyway nobady should be hocking luggies in shul anyway if they r thats sick its more like a bad taste in ur mouth that u make a disgusting face lip action to get out
beckster48yo 3 years ago
I hear what you're saying in terms of the idea behind it, but I simply have extreme discomfort with people spitting in shul. It doesn't sit well with me at all. It's very off putting.
FeivelJay770 3 years ago
It's a halacha regarding tefilla-prayer. when you pray your mouth must be clean. In Chabad nusach-prayer format, we mention idol worship thanking G-d that we are not amongst them. the spittle that is formed from those words is considered foul and we remove it. you don't need to spit per say you can respectfully spit it out into a napkin.
committedtoyouth 3 years ago
Wow thank you for that - very interesting and good to know
frumsatire 3 years ago
@FeivelJay770 Spit in shul?
nychimp 1 year ago
if your in a car with a lubavitcher and you happen to cross a bridge with water under it hilarity ensues. :P
burnmyburka 3 years ago
di baal shem tov hot gezakt az.....etc etc
purpleandgreen 3 years ago
i dont recall the Rebbe Rashab being freed from prison, in fact i dont recall him being in jail!
Gruntig2008 3 years ago
I was saying you have to know all those sort of freed from prison facts- because it seems that every other day is some sort of celebration that has to do with one of the Rebbes being freed from prison
frumsatire 3 years ago
Wrong person, wrong event. today's the Rebbe Maharash's birthday... you're on the right track!
jemmakidd 3 years ago
Hey I never said I was that cool to know everything- I rock the gimel tamuz, tenth of sivan and some other random days- How many times was the frediger Rebbe released from prison anyway.
frumsatire 3 years ago
lol quite a few times it seems.
It's also interesting how Lubavitchers make a whole yuntif for Yud-Beis Tammuz but hardly do anything to celebrate his miraculous escape from Poland at the start of the Holocaust. Historian Bryan Mark Rigg wrote an entire book on his escape, called Rescued From the Reich: How One of Hitler's Soldiers Saved the Lubavitcher Rebbe. You could argue that escape was almost, if not equally as, miraculous as his release from Russian prison.
FeivelJay770 3 years ago
From what I understand, a sicha is closer to an informal talk a rebbe gives whereas a maimar is a more official discourse, preceded and followed by contemplative niggunim to feel the mood.
FeivelJay770 3 years ago
You snuck a little "we" in there at the end...
JadeyChi 3 years ago