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  • the rebbetzin gave a brucha to all lubavitcher grls to be attractive

  • Yechi adonainu chabad is crapeinu!

  • @hndyman2 AHAVAS YISROEL!

  • I always found Lubavitcher girls to be incredibly bitchy, but incredibly hot.

  • nishmat kol chai t'varech et shimcha. he el ha melech ha qadosh

  • I"m happy I stumbled across this. Keep up the funny truthful work!

  • kinda funny, but I am lubavitch and this is very insulting, but it is funny!

  • @furst568 What's insulting about it?

  • You too can be Chabad; eat Rubashkin's meat and believe that the seventh Rebbe is Mashiach !!

  • @haytoon41 But I was at his funereal

  • So then he's no longer qualified to be Mashiach ? Oh well, just keep eating the treifah Agriprocessors meats then.

  • @haytoon41 Actually its because I hate them dangling on my legs

  • Oh. Sounds fair. btw, like the videos, dude !!

  • Your videos are ver funny.

    You should make a video on exposing brooklynnotqueens his whole life is dedicated to bashing chabad thats what his life revolves around because he has nothing better to do with his sorry life.

  • i'd laugh. but there is only one problem;its not funny

  • this is very funny, but if u wanna know why we follow mainly things the rebbe did is mainly bec that is our rebbe and alot things the rebbe did waas from the other rebbes. thats how it goes every where else also by the way

  • lol I am sharing this one on facebook!

  • Satmar Dynasty is better ;)

  • You know nothing, Goy.

  • your an idiot you don't even know how sat mer became a chassedis

  • I couldn't be a Lubavitcher because i have an animal soul. :-(

  • @montetoro I am a lubavitcher and have an animal soul. The whole point of the Tanya is that we ALL have animal souls and have the ability to repress it!

    Peace.

  • This is funny. :)

    P.S. You might want to start tugging your shirts in (it looks like that shirt was made to be tugged in anyways!). You look like a pretty cool guy though. ;)

  • He keeps his shirt and tzitzit out because he's Sephardi !!

  • so thats why Chaya Mushka had a farby on yud tet kislev

  • I think the doctor wont be able to fix this guy.

  • yup its in my favorites!

  • yup its in my favorites!

  • haha love it! Being lubavitch is awesome!

  • Glad you liked it - Lubavitchers are my biggest fans and best audiences

  • How bout "So you think you could be a misnaged?"

  • omg

  • Chabad Vodka is the best.

  • They SHOULD make an English Chitas! I just said that to someone a few weeks ago.

    But it really couldn't be a car-sized one, because in order for it not to be, as you said, "like a Jastrow," they'd have to make it really wide - like those old Mishnah Brurahs.

    I still wouldn't mind...

  • But then it wouldn't be all together and it would defeat the purpose of a chitas. You can get the English Tanya and get yourself a siddur-with most of the tehilim in it anyway.

  • It would still be useful to have it all in one Sefer.

    Fine then! I guess I'll just have to make it myself, stick a Kehos Logo on there, and then get sued by Merkos - kind of like those red, green, and white leather siddurim from like 2001...

  • Isn't red green and white the colors of the Palestinian flag?

  • L'Havdil elef havdolim.

    What I meant was, I think the only colors they ever made of them were white ones, green ones, and red ones.

    And the illegal Arab Squatter Flag (there's no such thing as a Palestinian) is red, green, and black BTW.

  • Chitas walk. LOL

  • It's an unfounded fact that they are the hottest!! I agree! I think, however, that you meant indisputable. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • lol

  • i like that u pointed out how they don't have any particular reason except the rebbe did it. Thank you because thats how I feel, and I'm really pissed about it!

  • Thats a pretty poor reason to be pissed- I mean there are countless minhagim based on any one groups leaders. I say half of benching up till al yichasrenu because in my fathers yeshiva Rav Hutner did that.

    I am sure every branch of Judaism has their own minhagim based on waht their rebbes did. Your being pissed off is completely absurd.

  • true true!! hiphip ho-ray!

  • wow, now I don't have to feel like a lazy shmuck when I sometimes stop at al yichasreinu!

  • Definitely a reality show in this. A group of about 15 Jews of all levels of observances life in a Chabad House and do battle to see who can really be a lubavitcher. Trivia challenges to gain immunity, Talmud interpretation debates the whole megillah. the modern orthodox front runner vs. the conservative-reformed long shot.

  • Dude that is hilarious- got any producers- that would be awesome.

  • and what happens to the winner...does he wins a "brand spankin new mitzvah tank, colored in the yellow of his choice!"

  • that was awesome! for an outsider, you have a really good idea of the "inside" stuff. very entertaining

  • What can I say/ I love Lubbies- but consider myself just Jewish- I don't like placing myself into one sect.

  • "Chitas is the swiss army knife of Sefarim..."

    Terrific. As a Lubavitcher I really enjoyed this.

  • I'm glad you did- I got a lot of emails from shlichim and lay people a like who enjoyed it.

  • GO LUBAVITCH!!!!

    THEY ROK AND ARE THE BOMB!!!!!

    WHOEVERS JEALOUS OF THEM.....oh well, tough on 'em!!!

  • Dude this is hilarious- thank you! To the commenter before- you are a wacko- but thats why my friends and I love ya.

  • Dude - id also give you the couch if you came to my place - your a first class nudge and wacco

  • You know what I forgot to mention- spitting right before anachnu during alenu- now that is funniest thing Lubbies do.First time I saw it I had no idea it was aminhag and thought the guy was just hocking a luggie

  • Dude, I love Lubavitch and the Rebbe, who helped me in many ways over the years in becoming frum, through his shluchim, BUT....... that minhag absolutely repulses me, I am sorry to say. Now I know there is an idea "minhag Yisrael Torah hu" but I can't get past that. How can you spit in shul? The first time I saw it, I was shocked and sickened.

    LOL everyone in shul hocking luggies together, can be confusing for someone to witness.

  • u spit bc at that part right b4 u bow saying "but we bend our knees, bow and acknowledge our thanks b4 the King ...ect.ect " u were just talking abt avoda zarah and u dont even want the words of it the essence of it in ur mouth so u

    "spit" it out b4 u start to talk abt Hashem and bow to him not even a taste of avodazarah in u. anyway nobady should be hocking luggies in shul anyway if they r thats sick its more like a bad taste in ur mouth that u make a disgusting face lip action to get out

  • I hear what you're saying in terms of the idea behind it, but I simply have extreme discomfort with people spitting in shul. It doesn't sit well with me at all. It's very off putting.

  • It's a halacha regarding tefilla-prayer. when you pray your mouth must be clean. In Chabad nusach-prayer format, we mention idol worship thanking G-d that we are not amongst them. the spittle that is formed from those words is considered foul and we remove it. you don't need to spit per say you can respectfully spit it out into a napkin.

  • Wow thank you for that - very interesting and good to know

  • @FeivelJay770 Spit in shul?

  • if your in a car with a lubavitcher and you happen to cross a bridge with water under it hilarity ensues. :P

  • di baal shem tov hot gezakt az.....etc etc

  • i dont recall the Rebbe Rashab being freed from prison, in fact i dont recall him being in jail!

  • I was saying you have to know all those sort of freed from prison facts- because it seems that every other day is some sort of celebration that has to do with one of the Rebbes being freed from prison

  • Wrong person, wrong event. today's the Rebbe Maharash's birthday... you're on the right track!

  • Hey I never said I was that cool to know everything- I rock the gimel tamuz, tenth of sivan and some other random days- How many times was the frediger Rebbe released from prison anyway.

  • lol quite a few times it seems.

    It's also interesting how Lubavitchers make a whole yuntif for Yud-Beis Tammuz but hardly do anything to celebrate his miraculous escape from Poland at the start of the Holocaust. Historian Bryan Mark Rigg wrote an entire book on his escape, called Rescued From the Reich: How One of Hitler's Soldiers Saved the Lubavitcher Rebbe. You could argue that escape was almost, if not equally as, miraculous as his release from Russian prison.

  • From what I understand, a sicha is closer to an informal talk a rebbe gives whereas a maimar is a more official discourse, preceded and followed by contemplative niggunim to feel the mood.

  • You snuck a little "we" in there at the end...

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