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  • The Best of Zoolander?? The Whole movie is great!

  • is it alright if i call you matil?

  • 4:27, its Roses douchebag fiance from Titanic. 

  • why is "so i became belemic. you can read minds?????" not in this?????

  • Best movie! :D

  • Mugatu. Slaves Derek.

  • Should've just uploaded the whole movie under the whole title.

  • Derek Zoolander, a model, idiot.

  • - Models don't think for themselves, they do as they're told.

    - That is not truth!

    - Yes it is Derek.

    - Ok. 

  • It was just a freak gasoline fight accident!

  • YOU CAN READ MINDS!

  • "the break dance fighting"

  • "Yes it is derek"

    "Okay"

  • cough ehuh ehuh ehuh....i think im getting the black lung pops. love that line.

  • MERMAN!!

  • best NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ever LOL

  • at 5:46 best clip ever really i feel like this when my pc is not working right and am out of all options

  • this is my favorite comedy movie ever!!

  • What music is played at 5:55? The record that isn't brainwashing? I keep forgetting the name of that piece!

  • the cough at 1:51.....I think i'm getting the black lung

  • You should of put the underwear fail/walk off scene it's my fav

  • you didnt include the bulimic scene?? thats probably the best quote ever!! "You can read minds?"

  • this movie has me weak

  • de REK zoO LA ndeR

  • "God?? What the shit are you talking about?"

  • COOL STORY BRO

  • i wish i could go to The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, cause i can't read good and i wanna learn to do other stuff good too.

  • Relax, don't do it...when you wanna cum :)

  • 4:20 was cut off on FX where I live. the reason they said derilick is because that's the name of mugatus fashion show. too bad because it's the funniest part in the movie.

  • MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

  • "your more dead to me than your dead mother!" hahah how u gonna say that. I love this movie!!!

  • I love to cough like that at the most random times and in the most public places!

  • this would have been such a fun movie to make

  • oooo i can hear that high pitched noise!!! it hurts!!!

  • I guess you didnt find the "yooglizer" part funny. :D

  • How can we expect children to learn to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

  • 5:12 I never realized patton oswald was in this!

  • omg he is not hot....i think he is just normal,to short to be a model....

  • *phone rings*

    Derek: God?

  • fav movie since i was 5... im 11

  • "You have 12,00 messages." "That is a little above normal..."

  • "HAppyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, happy, HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYY haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! " xD

  • This has got to be one of my fav all time comedic movies of all time. There were so many cameos that my head almost popped off! Good job!! There will NEVER be a comedic film like this one! Well, maybe but this one is pretty darn clever:D

  • best part.......3:00-3:03

    

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  • they forgot....'theres more to life than being really really really ridiculesly good looking' hahahahah

  • 1:56

  • classic!

  • LOL his coughing

  • i can dere-lick my own balls thank you very much

  • 3:41 you have 1200 messages (Derek) that's a bit above average

  • 3:41 you have 1200 messages (Derek) well, that's a bit above averedge

  • Owen Wilson looks like Trent Reznor with a blonde wig.

  • Center for ants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • MERMAN!!!

  • 2:16 Merman..... *cries* Merman!!

  • what about the nominations scenes... i love that :(

  • Where is the quote about leading actress being gangbanged by midgets and rest?That was hilarious line :D

  • Merman! Merman ! Merman !

  • DANCE DERRICK DANCE!

  • This is one of the dumbest fucking movies of ALL TIME, but it's so funny.

  • "Sorry Mori, I'm not a gymnast"

  • Nice! But where is Katinka? She had the best line: I suggest you and your Jacklyn Smith Sears collection stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! Lol!

  • 0:30 OMG !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST

  • This was GREAT!!! But... ;-( .. how could you FORGET to include the 'WALK - OFF'????

  • This film is so trippy when you're watching it high lol

  • @TheMETALPUDDING Even watching it low it's quite trippy...

  • 2:52 hahahah

  • I didn't even crack a smile. Buddy told me this way funny :(

  • NOOOTHIIIING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHIIIIING!!!!!­!!!!!!!

    MAAAGNUM!

  • BUT WHY MALE MODELS?

  • This douche is unfunny

  • 33 people can derelicte their own balls.

  • @jerryg440 I was #34 and I am too busy taking out your sister's glass eye for another wink job.

  • @kingofallwhites Joke's on you, I don't have a sister!

  •  I gotta go monk !!

  • packfilz.com  best warez ever

  • When I saw "Best of Zoolander" I thought it was going to be the whole movie...

  • I'd like you to meet..Katinka Ingabogovininaanaaa

  • not a good compilation. it could have been better.

  • It is so embarrassing that Ben Stilleris in better shape than me.

  • "I can Derelick my own balls, thank you very much!"

  • YOUR A MONKEY DERICK!!!!!!!!!!

  • MAGNUMMMMM!!!!

    

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! HILARIOUS!!

  • Where's the part where he talks about being ridiculously good looking as a career?

  • So let me get this straight. You had a gasoline fight and in the middle of it decided to light a cigarette?

    I can't even explain the levels of stupidity in this act. It's literally so stupid I believe it's the smartest thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • @CenkIsAdorable I think it's weird that Derek realized he shouldn't have been doing that

  • Merman

  • I think I'm getting the black lung pop

  • MAGNUM!

  • LOL! There's more to life then being really, really, ridicuolusly good-looking,(then makes face) :D

  • Vince Vaughn doesn't say one word in this movie...and he's still hilarious.

  • Why male models? ........ think about it Derek.....

    But why male models..? ....... are you serious... I just told you a moment ago. LMFAO

  • I'm a male model damn we're not that stupid....I hate to laugh at this damn he's so hilarious

  • not trying to start an argument i've never seen this movie my friend just sent me this clip but this movie looks really really bad

    One ben stiller movie i really liked was heavyweights

  • @mechanoid2k I'd recommend watching the movie in whole then, it probably looks bad out of context but this is one of the most quotable movies of all time and is a classic.

  • Happy 10year anniversary Zoolander!!

  • LMAO when he's coughing....

  • This movie was Ben Stiller's best, by far. His other movies were all annoying and stupid. But this kind of annoying and stupid is the essence of funny. I can't describe it...

  • 0:12 = "AAWKjdLAKSDJKLAWjkadjw-Jeans-­wa!"

  • this movie makes me laugh so hard i cry every time i watch it

  • 30 people thought the dislike button said derilick my own ball.s

  • 4.00 to 4.19 one of my faves scenes in any movie

  • " Youre a monkey Derek.. Dance monkey "

  • this movie is so ridiculous lol

  • How many Abadiginals do you see modeling?

  • Derek: "it has to be at least three times bigger". That's what she said

  • Dear Misters Stiller and Theroux, PLEASE GET GOING ON THE SEQUEL ALREADY. Thank you.

    But as I might've already mentioned before, I wonder what's better-Dark Magic or Breakdance Fighting Skillz. Hmm, maybe DARK MAGIC BREAKDANCE FIGHTING SKILLZ....

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  • alexander skarsgards in it too,he's almost unrecognisable as his friend in green who gets blown up at 0.32

  • how could you left out. 'And I became bulemic'. 'You can read minds?'

  • ...MAGNUM...

  • holy crap. there's alot of familier faces. will from step brothers, owen wilson and ben in night at the museum. jerry stiller from king of queens. deriks dad from holes. and vince from fred clause.

  • @EasyExpertVillage Today was the first time I reckognised David Duchovny there, haha

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  • you're more dead to me than your dead mother

  • 00:37 no wonder why gas is 4 bucks a gallon!

  • thumbs up if generation kill sent you here

  • 27 people were taking crazy pills.

  • Vanessa Hudgens sent me here

  • thumbs up if vanessa hudgen sent u here :)

  • where's "put a cork in it zane?" :(

  • you have 1200 messages.

    that is a bit above average.

    i can dere-lick my own balls very much. that is not what they say on fx. they shouldn't have done that. it's the funniest moment in the movie.

    i feel like im taking crazy pills.

  • how could you not put in "i was bulimic" and derrick goes "you could read minds?" or "its that damn hansel he's so hot right now!" 

  • God? what the shit are you talking about

  • Happy.. happy.. Happy, Hahhahahaahah :D

  • no "it has to be at least three times bigger" ?

  • 5:37 Epic Face

  • I cant believe the movie was ban in Malaysia just because they the person they want to assassinate is the fictional prime minister of Malaysia.

  • audi whaty?

  • How could you leave the Daiye Spa bit out?!

  • 0:44 Eric Northman

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  • 4:30 o my god it's Cal from the Titanic....

  • Patton Oswalt yelling Dance little monkey. How come he isn't in more movies?

  • "How can we teach them how to read if they cant even fit in the building" LOLOLOL

  • 10 years have passed and i still work on my MAGNUM look, it's realy hard !!!

  • GOD!!??

  • cough-cough-I have the black lung...

  • Wow I didn't even recognize that Vince Vaugn is Stillers brother until now hahaha.

  • merman... (pause)

    MERMAN!!

    thats one of the funniest bits in the movie. but its hard becase this film has a load of hilarious moments.

  • I turned left!

  • 2:13

  • one look one look

  • 6:05

    

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  • peter you are kool.

  • MAGNUM!

  • MerMAN. ugh, ugh, ugh. MERMAN!!

  • AWESOME!!!!!

  • Can't believe this movie is 10 years old already, man time flies.

  • @dotsastripe11 I know right? In that time, I've seen it about 90 times.

  • @dotsastripe11 You say it! It could have been 2008 as well or something :S

  • "They're....Break Dance Fighting!!!" ROFL :D

  • thumbs up for zoolander 2

  • Oh My God, that's Marty from click!!:DD

  • 27 people secretly want to assassinate the claymation dude

  • I suppose it would be "unjust" to have a "best" of "Zoolander" because the whole film is absolutely hilarious, I've literally been in tears for a half-an-hour fighting for breath because of scenes like "You know I get bloaty and farty when I drink lactose and tolerant lattees", the "Walk-off" and "I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it". It truly is one of the best comedies ever made, and I pray that the sequel follows through.

  • I'm kinda ashamed to admit that the only reason I watched this movie because a younger its-not-as weird-if-I-crush-on-him-if-hes­-not-thirty Alexander Skarsgard was in it. Turns out, its one of the most quotable movies ever...even if Meekus dies.

  • MERMAN!!!

    

  • I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLZ!!!!!!

  • Lol he was pretty hot in this movie...guess I never noticed ha hilarious movie though :D

  • Thumbs up if you like the merman part! :D

  • Derek: So why male models?

    The guy: Because....

    Derek: So why male models?

    Omg hahaha

  • THERE IT IS BABY!!! MAGNUM!!

  • Ben Stiller does know how to kill the audience at the right time! Magnum! :D

  • Male models always do what they get told

    No they dont

    Yes they do derek

    Ok

  • 27 cant turn left

  • what a legend movie. i piss myself

  • what, no "I TURNED LEFT!!!" ?

    Great wrap up otherwise :D

  • PETER HUANG 

  • Zoolander is probably Ben Stiller's funniest movie and it's in my top 5 favorite comedy flicks EVER.

  • What is this a center for ants? at least make it 3 times the size! haha

  • omg that ONE LOOK can dodge bullets lmao

  • BLURAY NAO!!!1!!

  • looooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvv­vvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee this movie

  • Yes

  • Magnum!

  • Merman... Merman !