Mass Effect 2 - Funny moment Drunk at Bar!! :P [HD]

[MrTanuki13]

DO IT! ...i was watching this and then made my own LP drunken M.E.2 ...great times!

[ms18occ]

After passing out, the bartender should've said, "Anything else?"

[GoblehTheCat]

"Thane, I'll help you find your son right after a few drinks, some shopping, a shitload of sidequests, and helping Garrus. Don't worry, we'll find time."

[juankplayman]

que grande shepard. jajaja

[Trentino8]

2:34 fist pumping like a champ

[austinthebookworm5]

Garrus should have been looking out for Shepherd...

[hattrickster33]

This is...it's green?:P

[PKBitchGirl]

If you play as femShep you end up in the mens' bathroom as well

Oh and that's a really unfortunate angle when the bartender's pouring the drinks, holding the bottle at crotch level...

[enterprise0709]

"Put more of the stuff in the thing where stuff goes in "

thats what she said...

[resistancebandtdjw]

I'm Commander Shephard, and this is my favourite urinal on the Citadel.

[MrMmafighter14]

What planet is this on PLEASE someone respond PLEEZ!!!!!

[tnctyt]

@MrMmafighter14 The bar in the Citidal.

[Cypherus21]

1:33. Funny, drunken, Engrish.

[anxboxaddict]

Make it more awkward in the bathroom if u bring a female squad with u :P

[Vittor066]

haahahaha lmfao he fucking piss drunk xD

[100xcs]

omfg,omfg!!!! LOL

[angalex562]

@Yafkar1 like you

[BloodyFatalis]

There are inhale warnings that ryncol is dangerous to humans... Sheperd didn't listen very well.

[Anna15932]

how is the name of this music ?

[SuperflyMaximum]

Which bar is this? And on which planet.

[MarzX1802]

@SuperflyMaximum It's on the Citadel in the Dark Star bar.

[Tinkerton]

Anything else?

[Fegzy]

Shepard doesn't know how to pace himself! p.s. did anyone else notice this is the message system music from the PS2 game SSX 3???

[monkeyboy084]

its so funny do this with jack and on the toilets it sais"talk to jack"and then she talks about the bathroom in purgatory and how they tried to rape her

[DarthRevanist]

the hangover... ME edition

[TheBlackPanther1000]

and this drunk is supposed to save the galaxy....we're screwed

[hamsterminator]

The last 20 seconds of this makes the whole thing!

[HaldirLivesLuvIris]

Garrus's college job right here :D

[mega1tron2]

Kinda looks like the bartender is pouring the drink from his.... y'know.

[smokill91]

HE KEPT ON DRINKING LIKE A MAN AND PASSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!!!

[XxXGunMonkeyXxX]

Lol the fem shep sounds funnier when you do this scene

[jamiecrottyEFC]

thumbs up when after you blacked out you went back and did it again!!!

[SPKcentral]

Krogan liquor! We're talkin thresher maw acids, varren piss, various bodily excraments from krogan hospitals

[lxlCyanidelxl]

put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in.

[elkpointscanner]

yippi kai yay! *pulls out gun and starts shooting the place up*

[BlackCandlePro]

Turians are the shit.

[Frenzy786]

15 people got smashed by the first drink

[imthegodhand]

if i were the bartender , i would say

WTF ! are you bruce willis

[WarPig971]

"I'm Commander Shepard and im 85 yeard old"

[thunderpeeweea]

do it!!!

[ChilledoutGuitarman]

holy hell its jason statham!

[Gazza660]

I swear the bartender sounds lk raiden off metal gear solid xD

[Sykeko]

@Gazza660 yeah he kinda does.. alittle deeper voice than raiden.. but close...

[naierer]

@Gazza660 Yes Quinton Flynn does the voices of the bartender, the groundkeeper and Kolyat

[Marine4Life51]

heroes earn the right to party hard

[salamagogo]

doesnt the bartender poisin him with a drink the 1st time? i remember sheppard passing out after 1 then going back and getting into a little argument with the turian...though that was the lower level of the club

[Hirotoro4692]

@salamagogo this is club on citadel, not club on omega :)

[NightshadeX1000]

,,,



[Baxterfla]

lol that was pretty funny, gotta try that

[TheRickrollerhater]

Passed out on the bathroom floor of a bar... we've all been there

[headlesschicken6661]

LoL "Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in." oh thats gonna be a classic!

[11999000101001001]

pause at 0:17 plz 

[TheBrokenArmor]

@11999000101001001 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sultaa86]

wtf with shepard??? is that a facemod or wht???

[eatmeseventimes]

@sultaa86 Umm... you can change what he looks like...

[MrBullseyeProduction]

hit me again Ike and this time put some stank on it!!!!

[commodore428]

"The thing the stuff goes in" freakin awesome.

[FreeThinkingGamers]

lol would have been funny if this were the suicide mission

[Oregateau]

That guy didn't wash his hands!

[RunAwayItzJack]

@Oregateau Must be Rupert in disguise!

[w4tupmy]

I'm commander Shepard and I'm the best drunk in the galaxy.

[zimmer672]

KK thanks



[seniordaviesjunior2]

Baha. "Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in." People who give Mark Meer shit for his performance of Commander Shepard should watch this. :)

[kenjimaster666]

@seniordaviesjunior2

I don't understand. I don't see what's wrong with Mark Meer as male Shep. =\

[seniordaviesjunior2]

@kenjimaster666 Neither do I, my friend. Neither do I.

[zimmer672]

wheres that bar ??

[HiddenProcksy]

@zimmer672

It's the Dark Star, it's in the Citadel.

[lawnmower72]

this is uh...green lol

[Varicent]

lol! I love that. "do it!" hahaha. the next time i want someone to make me a drink and im already lit, im going to shake my glass in their face and say the same thing!

[Ijustcomment010]

My sheppard always does this when he comes to the citadel. Actually he drinks when ever he is at a bar I think he is an alcoholic.

[NARDUDE99]

lol pause at 0:18 it will tell you what the drink is XD

[austin830dawg]

do itttt

[Andreilg3]

quinton flynn does the voice of the bartender

[GrittyMcTitty]

this was a fail at bruce willis..

[Phelan666]

This reminds me of Scrath'n'sniff episode from farscape.

[TheMaDdudy]

beer beer beer i gonna drink some beer

[utterube]

@ garrysmodguy777 LMAO!!!!!!!

[NayttsVids]

Bruce Willis?

[slipperywhenwet5]

ITS JOHN SHEPARD???

Where is Jack Locke when you need him?

[ART1975CZ]

NOTE : Remember your Immortal ( Kinda ). All those New Parts, make you Drink like a Damn FISH !  LOL

[Therealmetalman]

My god its bruce wilis

[theelusiveone]

That is some funny stuff. Good post.

[Artibalds]

Is it me or that Sheppar looks like Bruce Willis? :D

[MadMAn12gauge]

@Artibalds looks to me like "Ed Harris"

[frohjizm]

@Artibalds

seeing that you can customize the shep, i'd think he went for the willis look

[Chadster54321]

@Artibalds mine looks like the guy who plays leonidas. lol except with blue eyes.

[Angryprometheus]

@Artibalds you can customize your shepard at the begiinning,but yeah that guy looks like bruce willis

[LordCalvertWhiskey]

@Artibalds Haha! That's what I did with my character as well :D

[SykarReakor]

@Artibalds I've thought of the same thing lol.

[KKOPPI]

your shepard is cool

[cwvernon123]

he puking lmao wheres the beer belly

[kingmawuli]

Do it! Is that for the PC are Xbox?

[kingmawuli]

Do it! is that for the PC!

[kingmawuli]

Do it!

[prettehkitteh9]

its more funny with female shep. Put more stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in. xDDDD

[blackmetalhoward]

female shepard is more funnier

[ChrisDC1992]

I did the same thing lol !

[borkogamerr]

Put more of the stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in.

[thegreenghost1000]

im commander shepard and im secretly bruce willis

[Wizblitgit]

Reminds me of one too many a time where the story starts with "This one time after a few drinks..."

[MusicGirlFoLifeFools]

when i got drunk..my screen went black and nothing happen so i had to restart my xbox! i was like Dammit! haha

[zombiebrain22]

that was funny

[mankyman6]

I think the jipped you at 0:18

Nothing went in the glass.

[saintsmurphy]

put more in the thing where the stuff goes lol.. epic

[filesunavailable]

anything else?

[lewis4642011]

2:18...typical dirty turian never washed his hands

[Claizen]

ooh yeah, dot he Shepard Shuffle!

[Ultima1nfinity]

hey :O the stupid salarian doesnt give that shizz

[darthvader95722]

whoa...the bartender sounds like reno!

[halomammy]

Fucking love Turians! and I fucking Love this bartender!

[Blacksun388]

Slurred and Belligerently: Hell yeah! Put more of the stuff... in the thing more stuff goes in.

[mylesbradley1234]

AHAHAHAHA the turians are epic :p he warned you it was deadly XD

[dragoonbrothers]

that turian is one hell of of a bartender lol

[GamerJer]

Renegade is Red

Paragon is Blue

Assuming Control.

This Hurts You.

[geezgoddamn]

@GamerJer genius

[MyGamerforlife]

@GamerJer That's actually a pretty good poem.

[BrandnewdayXY]

your Shepard it's Bruce Willis ?

[olstar18]

@BrandnewdayXY Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

[gu4rdi4n4ng3l]

haha dood that guy look like he dood from TF2 the big guy

[WESTSIEEDE]

ur shepherd is ugly as fuck...

9 people are jealous they dont have this game.

[PotatoMasher1234]

I got to hand it to him, Shepard is good at holding his liquor!

[andrion95]

aliens uses WC ??!! Thats why ME is THE BEST SCI-FI game ever !!!

[maxxx1st]

@andrion95 really? that's what it takes for you to like a game? an alien taking a shit?

[andrion95]

@maxxx1st NO u chump!! i mean that the game has much more details than other games where aliens are ''stupid ugly enemies'' whith no feelings and habbits......

[verbakes88]

@maxxx1st get fucked buddy, go find something better to do than trolling the internet

[tiaraeg]

The female one is funny cuz her voice changes and you can tell she gets uber woozy hahaha xD

[LKDynamite7]

I guess when they were implanting Shepard at the start, they REALLY upgraded his tolerance to toxic substances. He survives the poison drink on Omega and then goes on to drink a quad of Ryncol without any serious side effects (other than blacking out from...severe drunkenness).

[gamingcultist]

anyone else notice that the glass is empty even after he pours the first one?

[NiPoCa]

Cool Shepard!

[FireyFiringFire]

Lol Bruce Willis Shepard.

[stalker104]

what an ugly shephard, WTF did u do to him?! x_X

[Jimmyknapp2]

"Unless you're Dextro-DNA, like me. If you are, it'll kill you! :D"

He says that pretty happily for someone who's risking someones life hahaha

[Sora744]

This Commander Shepard looks really cool.

[garrysmodguy777]

puase at 0:18 LOLOL

[Jimmyknapp2]

@garrysmodguy777 HAHAHAHAHA

[crazychris3006]

@garrysmodguy777 you dirty old goat...

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

@garrysmodguy777 So that's what a Turian's "reach" looks like.

[KKOPPI]

@garrysmodguy777

hahaha epic:P

[mangamasterman]

@garrysmodguy777 nice eye thats real funny ;D

[Bocktai5]

@garrysmodguy777 wow lol

[avendanopaciorek]

@garrysmodguy777 ?

[Heymandamnbye]

@garrysmodguy777 lolz how did u see that?!

[LastODSTStanding]

@garrysmodguy777 I was in a crowded room on my phone and when I did this I almost choked trying not to laugh out loud.

[garrysmodguy777]

@LastODSTStanding LOL

[LastODSTStanding]

@garrysmodguy777 Exactly.

[3dayzgracerox]

lol ur shepard looks funny!!! :P

[wildnuggets2]

I hope we can actually get to visit earth

[carnagejc]

I can't wait to find out what the mass effect games after this trilogy are going to be, another RPG? Maybe even an RTS. Humans first contact?

[mrinsanityprawnboy]

@picapooo234

Not exactly. You can do most missions in any order you want and can wander around the hub worlds for ages talking to random people (good idea) but the level design and inventory and experience managing systems are extremely linear and easy to use. So in that sense it is not a conventional rpg, but it is the best game I have, and I have mario galaxy 2.

[semisanity]

@mrinsanityprawnboy Yeah, Mass Effect 1 was more "RPG" in the action-rpg spectrum (lol, yeah. Spectrum). Mass Effect 2 is more action and less RPG.

[RandyLeeSnyderJr]

What bar was that at?

[samuraichikx]

@RandyLeeSnyderJr  The one at the citadel

[trogdorrules]

Shepard dances like a lame ass in this one, his dance was WAY better in the first one.

[50bento]

omg hes so hammered 

[assaultriflesforever]

I love doing this in Mass Effect 2. Particularly after something bad happened. That way i don't have to deal with the hang over and i get a laugh out of it :P

[rockshawen]

Shepard got wasted!!!!

[BenMan54321]

Put more of the stuff... In the thing it goes in...

[stealer111]

BEST GAME EVER FKING MADE!!12121!!@!@!@

[picapooo234]

Is this a free-roam game ?

[bibby42]

1:23 "Do it.." xD

[MGreenway6669]

In Shepards head during the last drink: 'Oh yeah, I got this.....Yep...uh...awe...woah­...hey the counter....fuck"

[bartjoboy]

2:32 White people can't dance...

[LionsGrief]

Bruce Willis!? ;o

[Slaughterhouseoffun]

O_o "Hell Yeah. Put more of the stuff in the...the thing more stuff goes in."

"Your Funeral Pal..."

[JimyLT]

Well, so much for saving the galaxy...

[Jewylry]

lol Garrus is just in the background watching.

[tauwilltriumph]

After waking up, you should have done it one more time.

[twitcher64]

Wait. If you had Miranda, Tali, or Jack on your team when you get drunk, would they be there with you in the bathroom? The supposedly male bathroom?

[bgibson36]

@twitcher64 Yep.

[Iamatheist1234]

@twitcher64 I believe so.

[RoastedBattleSquirrL]

Wow, your Shepard looks almost identical to mine... wtf. O.o

[bigbangboyakaluke]

best game ever

[Necronlord101]

Turian bartender has skills. I thought a Krogan on Tuchanka said ryncol would rip your insides apart or something, if you were anything other than Krogan. Where ever I heard it, im pretty sure the person said ryncol would do more than knock a human out.